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A BORGAH TO DIE FOAH

>> No.14452146

call him a poofter he hates that

>> No.14452161
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>>14452144
WE'RE SCREWED ON A FUCKING PIZZA

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>> No.14452213

>>14452184
Lid up
Onions
On, on, on
Lid down
Lid up
Season
Salt and pepper
Lid down

>> No.14452217

>>14452161
woah is this rustic???

>> No.14452236

>>14452144
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14452282

>>14452236
Finally some good fucking food

>> No.14452338

>>14452144
I just watched the video again and the amount of patties and buns actually changes with every fucking cut, not even joking.

I am laughing my ass off. And then that cringy little name dropping at the end to show us that he lives in a fancy neighbourhood.
What a pompous fucking ass lol

>> No.14452348

why does gordon wish to die so bad? is it a call for help when he repeats his signature phrase

>> No.14452358

>>14452348
He doesn't WANT to die.
He is saying, if he had to die for his bugah, he would.

>> No.14452365

>>14452358
but he says that about everything he cooks. it sounds to me like he's begging for his release and will allow anything--even frito pie--to be the reaper

>> No.14452373

>>14452365
FOOD.
OVER.
LIFE.

It's not so hard to understand.
Fuck me.

>> No.14452387

>>14452338
I love this video so much. It’s like a fever dream.

Gordon must have snorted 5 lines before

>> No.14452822

>>14452213
JUST A TOUCH....
OF OLOVOL...
IN!
AND JUST LITERALLY... SEAR THAT ON ALL SIDES... AND THAT LOCKS IN ALL THAT FLAVOUR...

>> No.14453571

SEASON THE ONION
SEASON THE PATTY
SEASON THE BUN

>> No.14453775

I want to fuck every single waitress I have ever seen on ramsey's american shows. are they really that hot? I heard it's easy to fuck waitresses.

>> No.14453845

>>14452338
he gets so emotional about the buns
the way he says "the buns protect the burger" fucking kills me