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14451803 No.14451803 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't eat the entire jar in a sitting

>> No.14451814

Do pickles go bad? I have a 2 year old jar in my fridge.

>> No.14451815

>>14451803
Pickles are one of gods greatest creations.

>> No.14451819

>>14451814
I'm willing to bet the expiration date is for 2021.

>> No.14451848
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14451848

>he eats neon yellow floppy shitsticks instead of real honest crisp pickles that are always chilled and never heated

>> No.14451851

>>14451848
There is nothing wrong with Vlasic, jew.

>> No.14451921

>>14451851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EceuJcPzBD0
Suck my fat circumcised cock, faggot.

>> No.14451942

>>14451819

Jar says use by 17 Feb 2019

>> No.14451994

>>14451803
tfw drinking crisp brine when youre thirsty

>> No.14452128

>>14451803
Why would you get pickles when jalapenos taste the same and are superior?

>> No.14452135

>>14451803
Why doesn't he?

>> No.14452274

>portion size is 2/3 of a pickle

Why are pickle portioners retarded?

>> No.14452283

>>14452274

So they could claim 0 calories per serving.

>> No.14452293

Why is bread and butter so hated here?

>> No.14452299

>>14451803

any good uses for leftover vinegar in the jar?

>> No.14452315

>>14451803
sodium

>> No.14452334

>>14451848
claussen is the patricians pickle.

>> No.14452353

>>14451803
when i was 12 i ate all the free pickles i could at a restaurant because i loved pickles and before i knew it i was rushing to the bathroom vomiting brine

>> No.14452445
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14452445

Thoughts on this? Never tried it. How is it commonly used?

>> No.14452582

>>14452293
Sweet pickles are the big gay

>> No.14452597

>>14452299
Pickleback shots or just drinking it for the hell of it.

Or if you're cheap use it as the base for salad dressing.

>> No.14452614

>>14452445
it's pretty good but very sweet. Eat it with cheap cheese on sandwiches

>> No.14452630

>>14452135
Underrated post

>> No.14452636

>>14451803
You think that's a joke but every night before bed, I eat a 16oz cup of pickles

>> No.14452639

>>14452636
how are your shits?

>> No.14452692
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>>14451803
Only "you can find them in every grocery store" brand worth buying coming through. Regular vlasic are trash and Claussen not much better.

>> No.14452695

>>14452299
The brine does wonders for hangovers.

>> No.14452698

>>14452299

flick it on your sandwiches for flavor

>> No.14452806
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14452806

For me, it's the mini-cornichon.

>> No.14453085

>>14451921
Not that guy, but I have never seen this kind in my country, is it possible to reproduce this kind of pickle at home?

>> No.14453088

>>14451803
>how to turn your next shit into battery acid

>> No.14453111

>"sandwich pickles" go on sale
>buy it because why not
>way too sweet

>> No.14453127

>>14452639
Vinegary

>> No.14453634

>>14452806
based.

>> No.14453664

>>14453085
just follow any recipe for "fridge pickles." It's the easiest thing you can do and they taste great. Don't forget to cur off the flower/blossom end of the cucumber because that end has enzymes that make the pickles floppy and soggy.

>> No.14453667

>>14452293
Sweet pickles suck ass lmoa

>> No.14453672

>>14453664
*cut off

>> No.14453673

>>14452299
Drink it straight, it's heaven after working outside a lot.

>> No.14453675

>>14452445
It is really nice with mature cheddar cheese in a sandwich.

>> No.14453881

>>14452639
No different really, I have to stop doing it because it leading to bloating but I love them so fucking much

>> No.14453883

>>14451803
>kosher
>>14451815
MAN MADE

>> No.14453929

>>14451814
Not really, that’s kind of the point of pickling

>> No.14455584

>>14452692
gay

>> No.14455589

>>14451814
might get you high if you eat it

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>>14451803
I tried these a couple of times.
Didn't like them.
Bicks are still the best.

>> No.14456200

>>14452692
>paying 7.99 a jar for pickles.

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14456214

Anyone else in here ferment their own pickles? I put these in a dark closet for a few days with a brine made with the addition of lemon juice and IMO they're better than anything I've ever had from a store.

>> No.14456224

>>14456214
Apologies for the angle, I'm on mobile

>> No.14456245

>>14451848
nah bro, sauered cucumbers are #1 cucumbers. No pic because of range ban, but if anyone is curious google "kiszone ogórki" ("sauered cucumbers" should work either)

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>>14452293
>he likes sweet pickles

>> No.14456271

The best pickles are those that look like a leper hobo's dick.

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14456348

Wickles or death.

>> No.14456357

>>14451848
Based.
>>14451851
There's hundreds of things wrong with them, this is just a cope.

>> No.14456372

>>14456357
>There's hundreds of things wrong with them
Name three, Shekelberg.

>> No.14456514
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>>14452293
Sweet pickles are fucking trash that's why.

>> No.14456515

>>14452692

Nigga a pickle is a pickle

>> No.14456516

>>14452315
Sounds like you have bitch kidneys

>> No.14456620

>>14456516
Or he doesn't want gout and heart issues in his early 30s.

>> No.14458043

>>14456200
They're like $1 more than a standard jar.

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>>14451803
as much as i like to eat the whole jar in a sitting its much better on sandwiches.

>> No.14458296

>>14451803
>he doesn't insert the jar slowly into his anus

>> No.14458319

>>14451803
tiny ass pickles.
The only acceptable type is whole pickled cucumbers, no less than a foot in length.

>> No.14458335

>>14451803
>>14451848
Why do Americans have "kosher" pickles?
Are they blessed by a rabbi or what?

>> No.14458347

>>14458335
Nah, it's just shorthand for "made in the style of New York Jewish delis." Which means heavy on the garlic and dill.

>> No.14458515

I wouldn't eat a single fucking Vlassic. They're awful.

>>14451848
Claussen's where it's at.

>> No.14458844

>>14451848
Based Claussenposter

>> No.14458879

>>14451942
I ate a few expired pickles once before going to bed. 2 hours later I was rudly awoken by the desperate need to fire pickle shards and water out of my ass. I wouldn't, but good luck to you soldier.

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>>14452806
based

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posted about this in the last pi/ck/le thread a few weeks ago. highly recommend these pickles. not hot at all, little bit sweet actually, but the flavor is really good and there's tons of onions and shit in the jar that go good with the pickles on a sandwich

>> No.14459902

>>14452299
keep it in the fridge and sip it until you finish it