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What do you get from chipotle most often and what do you get. I get a
>burrito
>white rice
>black beans
>beef
>salsa
>cheese

>> No.14445754

nothing

>> No.14445761

>>14445747
burrito
white rice
black beans
steak
veg fajitas
spicy red sauce
cheese

>> No.14445763

>>14445747
burrito
>carnitas
>guacamole
>white rice
>black beans
>fresh tomato salsa
bowl
>chicken
>white rice
>pinto beans
>guacamole
>fresh tomato salsa

>> No.14445768
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>>14445754
>t.

>> No.14445773

>>14445747
2020? People still stand in line for that disease infested rat food called chipotle?

>> No.14445800

If you are getting anything other than a bowl you are paying the same price for less food and are a complete idiot.

>> No.14445917

Bowl
>steak
>brown rice
>black beans
>hot sauce
And then every other filling

>> No.14445964

E.coli

>> No.14445968

>>14445754
The most metal order of all.

>> No.14445977

>>14445747
Haven't been since the coofening, but my go-to order was bowl: white rice, black beans, 2X barbacoa, pico de gallo, green and red salsa, sourcream, cheese. that, plus two bags of chips with two sides of guacamole. slap that guac on top, and eat the whole thing like a fat 7 layer dip. Easily two days of food, and fucking delicious, too.

>> No.14445979

>>14445747
Diarrhea

>> No.14445991

>>14445979
you get diarrhea from there? not for me

>> No.14446003

>>14445979
sorry about your IBS.

>> No.14446008

>>14445747
Food poisoning.

>> No.14446057

>>14445979
Ha.

>> No.14446077

>>14445747
>>14445761
>>14445763
>>14445917
>going to chipotle
Who the fuck does that?
Im mean come on you can get the same chance of disease in the small business owned by the Mexican, but atleast you will get real Mexican food.
>lard tortillas.

>> No.14446087

>>14446077
>lardless tortillas

look at this cabron.

>> No.14446095

Got into a confrontation at Chipotle once

They skimped me on meat (literally put like 2oz) I stood there and starred the guy while the next employee was asking what else I wanted on the burrito. I ignored her completely and continued to stare him while he was tending to the next customer. The girl kept saying "excuse me sir" but she didn't even exist to me.

This faggot knew I was bertstaring him hard and was getting nervous and shakey and didn't know what to do.

After he helped a few customers he could no longer help any more because the line was jammed up and my eyes were still locked on his.

Finally he muttered "ca...can I help y..you?" and while staring him directly into the eyes I pointed to the steak. He nervously grabbed the spoon and put more steak on and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then I continued to stare him while telling the other employee what else I wanted.

I never took my eyes off his while I was finishing up the burrito, paying, and getting napkins. I even walked backwards out of the store so I could continue to bertstare him. When I got into my truck I drove at a snails pace around the front windows and continued to bertstare him through the windows.

Pretty sure that faggot quit after that, never saw him again.

>> No.14446099

>>14446095
If true, you have a small penis anon.

>> No.14446143

>>14445747
Salad
Tofu stuff
Fajita veggies
All salsas including corn
Pinto or black dont really care
Aaand guac

>> No.14446210

Soft Tacos
2x chicken
1/2 white 1/2 brown rice
queso
black beans
chips

>> No.14446243

>>14445747
burrito
brown rice
black beans
chicken
salsa
cheese
hot sauce

>> No.14446663

wtf

>> No.14446673 [DELETED] 

>>14446077
Imagine clinging to your worthless Beaner heritage because it’s all you have

>> No.14446768

>>14445800
The burrito is bigger than the bowl by far.

>> No.14446796

>>14445747
i got to authentic places on Payne Avenue in the twin cities of jogger riots. Please let the mexis kill all the blacks!

>> No.14446833

>>14445747
>What do you get from chipotle most often
diarrhea

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>>14445747

i order anywhere else, been shorted there too many times and thanks to corona i can't even jew 12 lemon wedges into my bag anymore

better off making it at home or eating somewhere better for the same price

>> No.14446857

>>14446095
based

>> No.14446866

>>14446095
Someone save this pasta

>> No.14446875

Burrito
White rice
Black beans
Barbacoa
Ask for a 2oz cup of cilantro added to burrito
Corn Salsa
Hot Red Sauce
Sour Cream

Fucking yum

>> No.14447025

3 cheese nachos chips on the side
no rice
black beans
steak
peppers and onions
spicy queso
lots of jalapenos
some habanero sauce
some green sauce
lots of pico de gallo
chipotle sauce

It's at least 1500 calories since the chips are on the side. An insane amount of food.

>> No.14448287

>>14445747
I dont eat chipolte. I dont think its good.

>> No.14448302

Burrito
>Carnitas
>Pinto beans
>White rice
>Pico & Salsa verde
>Sour cream
>Cheese

>> No.14448347

Anybody knows how can I get rid of the bloodstains on my underwear that appears after eating in Chipotle?

>> No.14448374

>>14445747
bowl with a side tortilla
white rice
both beans
chicken
mild + hot salsa
corn
lettuce
guac

cheese sometimes

>> No.14448382

>>14448347
Hydrogen peroxide

>> No.14448385

>>14445747
Chipotle gave me food poisoning a few times at diffrent locations, no more chances

>> No.14448403

I’ve never even seen a chipotle let alone eaten their food.

>> No.14448542

ive never had chipotle in my life and i dont think i'll ever start

>> No.14448553

>>14446077
this is the same argument people make when you got to mcdonalds
>just make your own burger bro it's better and cheaper
I want mcdonalds you fucktard when I'm in the mood for a homemade burger I'll make one but I want mcdonalds now dumbass

>> No.14448570

I just don't understand. Who in their right mind in 2020 stands like for fast food, let alone complete shit like chipole?
Idiots that want to be seen standing in a line?

>> No.14448577

How does standing in line like a retard make it fast?

>> No.14448592

>>14445747
Burrito or bowl if I'm cutting weight
>Steak (double if I can get it)
>1/2 pinto and black beans
>White rice (not in bowl)
>Double Fajitas
>Salsa
>Cheese

>> No.14448721

>>14448553
You mean in 15 minutes when you waddle your way there and wait another 5 for your meal, when you could have made it yourself in 10

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>You mean in 15 minutes when you waddle your way there and wait another 5 for your meal, when you could have made it yourself in 10

>> No.14448752

>>14448739
What's Onions about cooking your own burger?

>> No.14448894

>>14448721
>when you could have made it yourself in 10
what part of I want a mcdonalds burger not a homemade burger do you not understand? are you dense?

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>>14446099
>if true you have a small penis
Retarded roastie confirmed

>> No.14449911

>>14448951
He's right.
A man would immediately tell them without staring down, without waiting, without doing the passive aggressive runaround at that exact moment what the problem is.

You did the bitch move

>> No.14450044

>>14445747
>burrito
>white rice
>black beans
>chicken
>sour cream
>salsa
>cheese
>lettuce
Baja Fresh is usually my go to Mexican fast food though

>> No.14450122

>>14445747
bowl or bust
>brown rice
>black beans
>veggies
>chicken ...... double
>tomato salsa
>corn salsa
>lettuce
>cheese
the best part is its 10.00 even everytime, pleases my autism

>> No.14450297

>burrito
>chicken
>medium sauce
>cheese
>lettuce
>guacamole

I KNOW GUACAMOLE IS EXTRA FAT BITCH

>> No.14450324

>>14445747
bowl
steak or chicken
pinto beans
red salsa
tomato
corn
sour cream
cheese
sometimes guacamole if I feel like it

>> No.14450356
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>>14445747
Chipotle is trash. I used to eat it when it was good back 20 years ago. I moved and didn't have again until we got one in my area about 5 years ago. Was disappoint. I prefer Moes now.

>> No.14451349

Burrito
Brown rice
Black beans
Chicken
Corn salsa
Hot salsa
Light on sour cream
Light in cheese
Extra lettuce

>> No.14451362

>>14446077
News flash. It doesnt have to be authentic to enjoy it.

>> No.14451371

>>14445979
I get the shits when eating Indian food, but never for Chipotle.

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>>14445754

>> No.14451396

>>14445747
I get my D essed from the B by my gf(bf) on her(his) break. The food is inedible btw. Too salty

>> No.14451648

>Burrito bowl
>White rice
>Both beans
>Chicken
>Extra fajita veggies
>Tomato salsa
>Medium and hot salsa
>Cheese
>Guac

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>>14445747
nothing. fuck Chipotle