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>turn down aisle
>the Jester makes eye contact with you
How do you respond /ck/?

>> No.14442015

Look away.

>> No.14442025

>>14441988
Play along, it's the best way to avoid anything unfortunate happening.

>> No.14442031

>>14442025
This is your best bet, but it's still a roll of the dice.

>> No.14442033

>>14441988
Drop my pants and slowly walk to him T posing.

>> No.14442068

>>14441988
kill jester

>> No.14442141
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>> No.14442180

>go to store to pick up some sparkling water cans, it's all I want
>as I pick up a 12 pack I turn around and see the Jester
>he stares at me and says "Enjoy yourself a nice cold seltzer huh?" as he jingles his hat bells
>tell him yeah and he laughs while skipping away, think to myself I finally managed to avoid the Jester this trip
>as I get home I take out a can and find they're all pin pricked multiple times for the water to leaks out of

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID ASSHOLE WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HARASS ME

>> No.14442215

>>14441988

Oh NO NO NO

>> No.14442232

>>14441988
Don my jester cap and pantaloons and great my comrade with the traditional jester yodel.

>> No.14442304

>>14441988
I go back to /v/

>> No.14442380

>>14442141
is this real

>> No.14442391

>>14441988
Radio to asset protection to watch the guy with the tricorner hat on the snack isle, I think he's on drugs or stealing

>> No.14442428

>>14441988
Kill jester

>> No.14442432
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>>14442380
I'm finna blow your liddle mine

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>>14441988
Grab boots of Hermes and jump over the pit of lava.

>> No.14442468

>>14441988
>shopping on monday morning like normal
>store just implemented a mask requirement for customers
>not an issue, I'm doing my part
>out of fucking nowhere somebody snatches my mask from my face
>turn around, it's the store Jester
>he's dancing around and waving my mask in the air while cackling like a maniac
>try to grab it out of his hands but he's too tall and I can't reach
>he blows a slide whistle and dives into an empty space on the shelf then crawls away
>store manager shows up at the end of the aisle
>starts shouting at me about not wearing a mask
>I try to explain what happened but I'm just incoherently babbling due to all the adrenaline pumping through my system
>end up getting kicked out for the day

I still don't understand why stores hire these fuckers