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Do you drink coffee or (((coffee)))?

>> No.14441253

Coffee.

>> No.14441254

(((coffee)))

>> No.14441257

>>14441251
Coffee can be good for you. Until it's not. Also, aren't multiple parenthesis some sort of race-baiting cucked /pol/ meme?

>> No.14441271

>>14441257
Yes, it's a meme for cucks

>> No.14441274

>>14441257
>>14441271
t. (((coffee))) lovers.

>> No.14441275
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>>14441251
I don't drink

>> No.14441291

>>14441275
That's right, I *sip*.

>> No.14441317

>>14441251
i switch between them depending on my mood
blow me faggot

>> No.14441333

Your that faggot on gif arent you

>> No.14441334
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>>14441251
only the real deal

>> No.14441339

>>14441251
I like both

>> No.14441340

>>14441251
I drink sugar free energy drinks with a minimum of 160mg caffeine per can, coffee is just not strong enough. Nothing like slamming one after a night shift just to make the insanity continue

>> No.14441344

>>14441251
>chemicals
what the fuck do you think antioxidants and caffeine are?

>> No.14441348

>>14441344
lay off the caffie, you junkie fuck

>> No.14441370
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>>14441334
Based and espresso pilled

>> No.14441371

>>14441251
Who drinks coffee with a straw??

>> No.14441396

>>14441371
Americans are very important and busy people. We have to have our food in portable form. A good daily meal of iced coffee and a crunchwrap supreme.

>> No.14441400

>>14441251
Coffee is bad for you anon

>> No.14441401

>>14441396
This but change the massive “we’re busy” cope with “we spend half of our day stuck in traffic and we need to eat/drink in our cars”

>> No.14441408

>>14441334
>gauloise
>espresso
>croissant
barbarically gay, like very seriously a faggot

>> No.14441419
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>>14441401
cars are a symbol of unbridled FREEDOM.

High speed rail that goes 200+mph? a working public transport? infrastructure and bridges that are well maintained instead of being full of potholes and falling into pieces? NAH MAN those are for filthy commies and socialists. Give me a gas guzzling piece of shit SUV stuck in LA traffic all day, everyday

>> No.14441427

>>14441419
Sorry no can do, the best I can offer is more welfare payments and section 8 housing.

>> No.14441454

Name better coffee
https://www.cartelcoffeelab.com/

>> No.14441464

>>14441408
You should try it. I tried it one morning in Paris. It was a great way to start the morning.

Oh and the cigarette, espresso, and pastry was a great breakfast too

>> No.14441474

>>14441251
Gimmie a coffee. Black. Don’t even bother offering milk, cream, or sugar. Keep the change.

>> No.14441483

>>14441251
Coffee with extra half-n-half, no sugar. freshly ground beans made at home btw

>> No.14441486

Just made myself some good quality coffee starting out with freshly ground beans and a cafetiere. It's expensive stuff so I only have it a couple of times a week. Most of the time I have instant espresso powder with a dash of full cream milk (but never any sugar).

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>>14441400

>> No.14441550

>>14441257
(((jew)))

>> No.14441557

I'll have an iced tea please. No sugar, I have my own Stevia
Thanks anon

>> No.14441562

>>14441257
Literally go back to R*ddit.

>> No.14441569
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>>14441251
The patrician's Gfuel

>> No.14441574

>>14441251
My dudes, I fucking get it.
If you think you're a badass for ordering black coffee, then you're a fucking retard.
I don't drink coffee except for maybe three times a year. It's a fucking stupid drink, it tastes like shit, and pretending to love/need it because you've developed a caffeine addiction is just plain fucking retarded.
There is a special place in my heart for what I call "shitty gas station coffee" which is just coffee drowned with creamer only to be consumed alongside a cigarette. It's a nostalgic/ritualistic thing for me.
Otherwise, when I drink coffee when I really fucking need it (road trip, study session, to feign sobering up, etc) I just order an iced coffee with no ice and drink it as fast as I fucking can to get the intended effect.
Point being, coffee is fucking retarded.
If coffee is a significant part of your personality, you're a milquetoast fuck.

>> No.14441578

>>14441562
lmao get a load of this faggot he actually knows what reddit is haha what a fucking nerd

>> No.14441581

>>14441574
I actually kind of agree with this except for the cigarette part

>> No.14441582
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>>14441419
I think I know a bit more about the joy and freedom of cars than you, Amerifat.

>> No.14441589

>>14441578
>not being a grown up and knowing the places you shouldnt be

>> No.14441591

>>14441574
Why do you faggots project your toddler palate onto everyone else? If you wince at a sip of black coffee like a kid, that's your own problem, manchild.

>> No.14441597

>>14441251

the only people ho drink coffee are people who hate their lives

>> No.14441598

>>14441251
“Coffee”: drinkable
Actual coffee: burnt dirt flavored

>> No.14441607

>>14441582
>arrested for putting on an exhaust tip

>> No.14441608

>>14441597
t. obese faggot
>>14441598
I don't add dirt to my coffee nor do I over-roast the beans so I never had that problem.

Cope more, kid-palated retards.

>> No.14441612

>>14441251
Fuck coffee. It's about having your epic gamer moment of Gfuel.

>> No.14441619

>>14441550
Yes, I'm a Jew.
>>14441562
Fuck you faggot, I was browsing 4Chan when you were getting snowballed by your Mom's bull.

>> No.14441625

>>14441619
>Fuck you faggot, I was browsing 4Chan when you were getting snowballed by your Mom's bull.

FUCKING BASED

>> No.14441631

Why does black coffee always trigger people?
There is always a flock of manchildren who without a hint of irony claim that the millions of people who drink black coffee are "pretending" to like it or claiming that coffee tastes "burnt".

>> No.14441643

>>14441631
>it’s popular so it can’t be bad

>> No.14441646

>>14441619

If he was getting snowballed by his mom's bull, wouldn't the bull be his father and you would instead just refer to his mother's husband as his mother's cuck instead?

Unless the bull was for some reason snowballing his mother's husband's cum before somehow inseminating her with it, which is kinda gay for a bull desu

>> No.14441817

I like it with a little heavy cream

>> No.14441828

>>14441631
Its a defense mechanism to cope for the fact that they KNOW their palate is puerile, but they lack the courage to expand their horizons and shake of the conditioning from (((them)))

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14441832

For me, it's Blond.

>> No.14441839

I drink both types on rare occasions but I don't require it to function everyday like most people.

>> No.14441867

>>14441251
both are shit
- bitter
- gives you the shits
- highly acidic, really bad if you have weaker stomach/GERD and can give you bloating regardless
- expensive, if you count the equipment and price of beans and time needed to make it; onstant is garbage
all this for a measly fix of caffeine that you can get from anywhere

>> No.14441871

>>14441251
>being addicted to coffee in the first place

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>>14441251
i drink what i want and dont let (((reddit))) tell me what im supposed to like.

>> No.14441903

>>14441867
If your coffee is bitter, you are buying bottom-of-the-barrel beans. Also I don't shit myself or have GERD. Stop projecting your gastrointestinal issues. And I don't drink it for the caffeine.

>> No.14441913

>>14441871
>muh addiction
Nice yoga mom meme

>> No.14441915

>>14441882
widdle baby

>> No.14441916

>>14441251
>Do you drink coffee or (((coffee)))?
OP, comedian and actor, Denis Leary from his LocknLoad album/tour, more than 10 years ago, has a terrifically funny 30 minute rant about coffee. If you haven't heard it, the main point is wanting some coffee-flavored coffee in these days, pure and simple.
He's an acquired taste, careful the language in other words,but the angry smoker ranting (if you don't already love his language).
https://youtu.be/D66P47NNnfE

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14441923

>drinking coffee through a straw

>> No.14441925

>>14441251
I drink iced coffee with some creamer. International Delight Amaretto is my favorite.

>> No.14441929

>>14441923
Pretty funny that you post a Bristish person, known for their bad teeth.

Coffee makes your teeth black.

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>>14441257
You mention /pol/ on a blue board, you get what you ask for. Cant I just browse this cooking board in peace???