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14433016 No.14433016 [Reply] [Original]

im vegan btw so dont ask "where is the meat"

>> No.14433018 [DELETED] 

Big sloppa shit

>> No.14433020

>>14433016
Looks alright. The mock meat could use some gravy.

>> No.14433025

>>14433016
totally terrible I can't imagine the shits afterwards
they must hardly be digested
big sloppa shit

>> No.14433024

Vegans are the best chefs

>> No.14433035

>>14433016
Aah, the pubes stew.

>> No.14433057

>>14433016
There are no vegans on the internet

>> No.14433063

probably tastes good but the presentation is awful

>> No.14433209

>>14433016
>"I'm vegan between"

We don't care you stupid tranny e-toddler

>> No.14433217

>>14433016
Looks like dog treats & sliced raw veggies.

>> No.14433517

>>14433209
btw means By The Way, not between you stupid boomer

>> No.14433521

>>14433016
i'm gay btw. not sure where the meat is

>> No.14433561

8/10 looks great OP! I'd love to try it

>> No.14433586

>>14433517
It actually means By The Ween, which is a shortening of By The Between

>> No.14433595

>>14433016
i'd spit in your plate and push you off of your chair and you wouldn't do anything because you're a harmless vegan bitch.

>> No.14433621
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14433621

Looks disgusting. That green mess looks like something you'd pull out of a clogged drain.

>> No.14433645

>>14433016
I was a little sloshed and cleaned out the odds & ends from my fridge: the meal

>> No.14433652

What is that 'loaf' made of? It looks alright, kinda like stuffing.

>> No.14433660

>>14433016
i'd put a bullet in my head if i had to eat that shit regularly.

>> No.14433669

>>14433016
Did you even season anything? I cook a lot of vegan food for my wife and, sorry my dude, that plate has not reached its potential.

>> No.14433679

>>14433660
>i'd put a bullet in my head if i had to eat that shit regularly.
he said, while he paused for breath btw McChicken™® sandwiches.

>> No.14433704

>>14433669
No visible salt or pepper (at the very least) on anything. How embarrassing.

>> No.14433723

>>14433016
>peeled the cucumbers
What's the matter, too many nutrients for ya?

>> No.14433745

>>14433016
you could have made a tortilla(spanish type) easily with those ingredients.

>> No.14433762

SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt

>> No.14433770
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>>14433745
Doesn't that include egg?

>> No.14433836

>>14433770
i think some tofu and oil could do the trick.

>> No.14433841

>>14433016
>vegan
>uses fake meat
Probably a lesbian with about 20 dildos in her collection too

>> No.14433842

>>14433836
shut the fuck up

>> No.14433845

>>14433016
Do you also bleach your asshole?

>> No.14433883

>>14433016
where is the meat

>> No.14433914

Looks like a sloppa shit OP

>> No.14433930

>>14433621
Not even close, you manchild.

>> No.14433934

>>14433770
>eggs with browning
Oh god, that's gross

>> No.14434207

>>14433016
>unironically being a vegan

>> No.14434327
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14434327

>>14433057
I'm on the internet, I helped create the internet, and I'm vegan

>> No.14434333

I have more respect for scientologyfags than i do for vegans

>> No.14434382

>>14433018
Bless this anon fpbp

>> No.14434511
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14434511

i made a new thing now. I call this soup

>> No.14434542

>>14434382
>>14433018
>>14433025
>>14433621

>> No.14434545

>>14433016
Kale is way over cooked and looks awful. Potatoes look like they were boil and then smashed and broiled but oiled. Sliced raw veggies are a jarring juxtaposition for the plate and make everything look cramped. Everything looks like it taste good except the potatoes, but executed terribly 3/10

>> No.14434555

>>14434545
i dont cook with oil

>> No.14434571
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>> No.14434626

>>14434571
i only bring it up cuz people always ask where the meat is

>> No.14434785

>>14434626
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYSTpQZB44

>> No.14434804

>>14433016
looks fucking disgusting

>> No.14435180

>>14434511
do yourself a favour and fry up that tofu before putting it in there next time

>> No.14435360

>>14434555
You know that oils contain a bunch of nutrients when you use them properly, right? Nut and seed oils are essential to a balanced vegan diet. Even those dickheads that eat raw use cold pressed oils. Unless you have some sort of all encompassing allergy you need to improve your knowledge of what you're putting in your body.

>> No.14435790

>>14433679
>by the way McChicken

>> No.14436602

vegan reporting in, this looks fucking horrible, you should have at least made a gravy/demiglace with the tomatoes and carrots, kale works better raw/massaged, could have made potato dsalad and used the cucumber in place of celery, its allright if youre skimping but this didnt look worth the effort, Would still eat but yeah, and get rid of the fake meat bullshit eat some mushrooms.

>> No.14437004

>>14433016
Where's the meat?

>> No.14437028

>>14434511
looks good man

>> No.14437289

>>14436602
>kale works better raw/massaged
I like it toasted with lemon oil, liberal salt, and and cayenne or chili. You gotta slice that shit superfine though. Ends up like nori and makes a killer garnish.

>> No.14437386

>>14433016
I’m saving your post and adding it to my catalogue of phrases that bait /ck/

>> No.14437752
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14437752

I made a new thing

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14437761

>>14437752
why do vegans mess with the color saturation of their food pics?
looks bad senpai. very bad.

>> No.14437771

>>14437761
idk, ever meal i post seems to not be up to standard to you hash ass critics

>> No.14437781

>>14437771
your " meat " looks like fucking chocolate nut balls slathered in chipotle mayo with a bunch of pestocide coated vegetables, it isnt food, who told you this is food?

>> No.14437791

>>14437781
it's falafel, and i buy organic. Enlighten me, what do you eat that is so cool?

>> No.14437793

>>14437771
try posting something that doesn't look like a slop o' shit in the first place

>> No.14437798

>>14437793
do me a favor then, post your meal

>> No.14437799

>>14437791
at least you buy organic props to that
but i cant over the fact that your protein looks like my dessert.
I eat 50% raw 50% cooked foods including plant and animal
lots of raw milk and eggs, raw cheese, raw meat and seafood, and pot roast, brisket, wings... rye crackers and salads.

>> No.14437804
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14437804

>>14433016
Looks fine, had pasta ragusa today and added some mozzarella, it was very good, no leftovers :D

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14437807

>>14433934
>Oh god, that's gross
>"Quiche literally gives me panic attacks"

>> No.14437809
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14437809

>>14437799
I dont take pictures of my meals but here is some raw butter I made

>> No.14437812

>>14437804
Though i am not a vegan more like i eat vegetarian now end then, with cheese, milk and eggs.

>> No.14437822

>>14437809
today I had
raw: oyster, milk, roe, onion, ice cream, cream cheese, butter, cheese
cooked: brisket, cracker

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>>14437804
you made this?

>> No.14437838

>>14437804
lewks bad m8 it would give me a headached as tomatoes and pasta usually do

>> No.14437865

>>14433016
0/100

>> No.14437886

>>14433018
this shit gets me everytime it's reposted. idk why it's so fucking funny but it is

>> No.14437891

>>14433586
what a fucking nerd

>> No.14437902

>>14437791
You know organic just means natural pesticides which are still harmful right?

>> No.14437905

>>14433679
Fuck my sides

>> No.14437929

>>14437289
fuck kale
eat spinach

>> No.14438172

>>14437771
You can't come to the asshole of the internet, show us poorly presented food from a contentious diet, and expect anything but harsh critique. This place is full of hateful wankers that love to tear people down without any helpful input.

Your second(?) plate
>>14437752
looks better but I still say you need to learn to season more. Get some turmeric, saffron, or cinnamon in that rice. Toast some nuts. Acid wilt that spinach.
If you are happy with your food then that's great but you gotta have some chops if you want anything but shit and abuse from these co/ck/s.

>> No.14438180

>>14433018
kek

>> No.14438216

>>14437929
I'm so bored of spinach. It doesn't pair well with much, wilts down to nothing, and isn't as nutritious as we've been led to believe for so long. I don't mind a bit of baby spinach in a salad mix but I don't like it straight raw because it's just roughage and you don't get the nutrients.

>> No.14438626

>>14433016
where is the meal ?

>> No.14438673

>>14433016
>processed morning star shit farms slop burger patty
no thanks. the greens mix looks good though.
>>14437752
can’t go wrong with falafel

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14438680

>>14438673
i use this joint

>> No.14438754
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14438754

Made this today.

>> No.14438813

>>14433016
Where's the meat?

>> No.14438845

2 words: carcinogen slop

>> No.14439013

>>14433016
>overcook potatoes
>slices raw veggies without any dressing
>dry loaf or whatever that is
>cooked veggies dry without any sauce
>left 2 lemon seeds in it

>> No.14439092

>>14433016
Isn't there a subreddit for subhuman herbivores like you?

>> No.14439099

>>14433016
where's the meat?

>> No.14439149

You´re suppossed to poo in a toilet, not in a dish

>> No.14439623
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14439623

>>14438754

>> No.14439651

>>14439623
Why you eating off a paper plate, dude?

>> No.14439704

If I was vegan I'd rather eat a pot of slop than these "meals" they make where it's shitty vegetables placed next to each other and a fucking plant burger patty.

>> No.14439712

>>14433016
I'm convinced vegans are masochists.

>> No.14441688

>>14433018
fpbp