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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Smashburger Anonymous Mon Jul 20 08:53:47 2020 No.14430250 [Reply] [Original]

Theres really nothing to it anyone can do it even (you)

You take a pile of your meat and salt and pepper it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 08:56:42 2020 No.14430260 File: 1.71 MB, 3264x2448, 20200720_065546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then you smash it down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:02:46 2020 No.14430284 File: 1.54 MB, 3264x2448, 20200720_070135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you baby jebus

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:12:23 2020 No.14430306 >>14430260 Is that a non-stick? Hope not, that defeats the purpose of the smashing part of the burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:32:25 2020 No.14430362 File: 46 KB, 800x450, disgusted.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430260 >searing on a nonstick pan

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:39:09 2020 No.14430385 >>14430250 I prefer my burgers grilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:40:05 2020 No.14430390 >>14430362 There's no sear on OP's "burger".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 10:00:44 2020 No.14430450 >>14430385 It's like you hate flavor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 12:46:33 2020 No.14431112 >>14430250 >>14430260 >>14430284 Wait...why arent you smashing the onion into the burger as well?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 12:55:24 2020 No.14431151 >>14430284 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 12:56:54 2020 No.14431155 Is there anything more degenerate than a burger patty with no defined shape? It shows levels of care taken into cooking when the patties are shaped like something, be it circular or square

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 12:59:56 2020 No.14431169 File: 63 KB, 340x380, 09aa88a763264d0a4a6314911e656578007494198e6b3fc300c50a8bc0e77cee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14430250 >>14430260 >>14430284 >deconstructed™ smashburger >pork >in a nonstick skillet >served on a paper plate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 13:01:38 2020 No.14431180 >>14431155 >factory made circular or square >not degenerate Embrace the beauty and randomness of the chaotic universe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 13:04:22 2020 No.14431189 >paper plate thread disregarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 13:05:20 2020 No.14431194 >>14431155 pretty cringe and not motzpilled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:16:01 2020 No.14431580 File: 2.51 MB, 4032x3024, hamburger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smashburger is inferior burger because it's just crust or in OPs case, no crust but only well done meat. Here's a proper burger, made by me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:22:13 2020 No.14431611 >>14431580 ew it looks inconsistent, just eat it raw at that point lmao. >and no I'm not a welldonefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:23:43 2020 No.14431618 >>14431611 The sear tastes good too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:24:56 2020 No.14431626 >>14431618 It just looks like you can't cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:26:42 2020 No.14431639 >>14431626 you don't like burgers that immediately turn into mush when you bite into them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:28:44 2020 No.14431652 >>14431626 Only if I didn't intend to make it like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:29:55 2020 No.14431657 >>14431639 Looks cold, and I don't like having such distinct texture inconsistency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:31:55 2020 No.14431669 >>14431657 How does meat that is 4C look different from meat that's say 37C?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:33:48 2020 No.14431672 >>14431657 microwave it for a minute if you're such a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:34:52 2020 No.14431679 >>14431672 wanna regurgitate some for me instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:41:50 2020 No.14431713 >>14431679 my stomach is not hot enough to cook beef. if I were to regurgitate it, it would probably still be mush

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 16:20:00 2020 No.14432225 >>14431580 did jack cook this worms burger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:32:20 2020 No.14432929 >>14431580 Looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:39:43 2020 No.14432966 >>14431669 NAYRT and only tangentially related but did you know humans can hear the difference between hot water pouring and cold water pouring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:44:54 2020 No.14432989 >>14431580 >shit isn't even cooked thoroughly Sv3rige please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:21:05 2020 No.14433152 >>14431580 Bro, I like my meat rare too, but that shit is straight up raw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:22:13 2020 No.14433157 >>14431580 >lettuce and tomato under the patty You're fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:22:27 2020 No.14433159 >>14430250 smash burgers tend to be dry the whole point of a burger is that it should be dripping with fat smash burgers simply miss the point of burgers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:27:00 2020 No.14433173 >>14430260 non-stick pan >>14430284 paper plate You have been identified by the Faggot Police as a the prime suspect in the posting of this honestly criminal thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:28:50 2020 No.14433183 >>14431580 Wow. That's a nice steak tartare sandwich. You both get a failing grade.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:31:34 2020 No.14433195 >>14431580 Again, the thing that makes burgers good is the fact that the good ones are dripping with fat. If you don't even render the fat then that's a shitty burger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:31:46 2020 No.14433200 Ah, we are amidst the burger season, brothers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:33:38 2020 No.14433207 >>14433200 triple dubs man speaks the truth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:01:49 2020 No.14433945 >>14431580 OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAAAAAAAW YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB1RYVMBqQg&list=RDbB1RYVMBqQg&start_radio=1

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:06:33 2020 No.14433969 >>14433159 Are you cooking with 93/7? I make smashburgers with 80/20 and they are grease bombs.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:16:16 2020 No.14434010

I have a couple of Chuck steaks that I want to grind in a food processor to make burger patties and I’ve never done this.

Should I add something to the ground meat? I see people adding a whole egg and other things, I’d like to add dried onions and garlic powder but I don’t understand the egg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:39:54 2020 No.14434131 >>14431580 IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:42:25 2020 No.14434146 >>14431580 >raw ground beef Fuck off Mr.Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:46:42 2020 No.14434169 File: 21 KB, 495x362, 14877328-02D3-4CFD-9F76-4B79EEE430C6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14434131 >”Hello Miss Ribeye, can Hamburger come out to play?” >”No he can’t, he’s grounded”

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:55:36 2020 No.14434209 >>14431580 based king, nice cannibal sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:01:49 2020 No.14434245 File: 372 KB, 1200x1586, 1582298724735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's wrong with nonstick pans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:04:28 2020 No.14434257 >>14431580 Look at this retarded faggot cant even cook a burger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:05:27 2020 No.14434262 >>14434245 At searing high temperatures non stick coating burns and gives you cancer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:25:55 2020 No.14434364 >>14434010 I add chorizo. Highly recommend it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:59:53 2020 No.14435160 >>14431580 Nigga, that's ain't rare, its fucking raw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 03:10:08 2020 No.14435203 >>14434257 >>14435160 Its bait, guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 11:17:43 2020 No.14436421 File: 474 KB, 497x728, 0E830EC97B014EDFBB3AAF3FAED4D096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14431580 did jack and the fatass downie taco bell poster cook this burger together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 11:45:12 2020 No.14436529 >>14431580 Revolting. I know it's bait, but somebody made this at one point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 11:46:13 2020 No.14436532 >>14433152 Rarer means you are a better cook. Didn't you know that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 11:46:43 2020 No.14436533 >>14431169 >Deconstructed Uh bro it just looks like it was served open face so the people in this thread could see the fixins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 12:37:41 2020 No.14436780 >>14431155 to be this gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 12:43:01 2020 No.14436802 >>14430362 holy fuck I just learned why my meat never seals properly. thanks anon (yes, i am a cooklet)

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