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14423559 No.14423559 [Reply] [Original]

literally the most kino alpha male snack known to man don't even try to argue

>> No.14423563

Yeah it's nice

>> No.14423566

I like it
I'm gay btw not sure if that matters

>> No.14423570

>>14423566
same, nothing like some jerky in my mouth when I'm jerking off sweaty, hairy, heavy-set dudes at my local spa

>> No.14423975

>>14423559
i mean you're not wrong but having to pay $6 for a small 50g bag fucking sucks.
can buy 1kg of pork chops or 2kg of sausages for the same price.

>> No.14423996

>>14423559
>not biltong

>>14423975
make your own. can use an oven on low heat (~60C) instead of a dehydrator.

>> No.14424032

>>14423559
You like to eat decks?

>> No.14424529

>>14423559
Yummy dry meat shavings!

>> No.14424565

>>14423996
>yeah just leave your oven on all day with the door open and spend a few hundred dollars in electricity to make $5 worth of jerky bro!

>> No.14424704

>being this insecure about your masculinity

>> No.14424713
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14424713

Biltong >>>>> jerky

>> No.14424728

jerky is a very american scam

>> No.14424780

>>14424565
>>14423975
I'm sorry that jerky and electricity are so expensive in your country. But at least you have cheap sausages. Though I guess the electricity cost to cook them probably balances that out.

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14424787

I love it

>> No.14424789

enjoy your cancer (if you're eating storebought stuff)

>> No.14424791
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14424791

why dont jerky dipping sauces exist

>> No.14424808
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14424808

>>14423559
But...
Is it safe?

>> No.14424841

>>14424791
It's called bbq sauce

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14425395

>>14423559
Posting that faggoty ass chewy jerky

Realy jerky need to be tough, long shelf life, and something you can suck on for hours like a piece of chew

>> No.14425414

>>14423559
>eating sugar is now manly

>> No.14425452

>>14424787
Every time I see fish jerky I think of the episode of Bobby's World about child abuse where he gets a new neighbor that's basically a kid version of Andrew Dice Clay.

>> No.14425458

>>14423566
jerky is a euphemism for cum

>> No.14426545

>ctrl f "figs"
>0 results

For shame, anons

>> No.14426572

>>14426545
I like figs too but don’t deny that they are one of the most feminine foods available

>> No.14426680

>>14423559
python/snake jerky is the best jerky. if you've never had it get it immediately

>> No.14427269

>>14425458
This guy sucks on it for hours >>14425395