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Is getting wine drunk gay?

>> No.14417375

>>14417365
Sipping wine is literally like sucking the devil's dick.

>> No.14417392

>>14417365
Only if you let me fuck your delicious asshole

>> No.14417406
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I wouldn't know, I don't drink whine because I don't hate the flag, the constitution, whiteness, or my NATIVE country.

Only one drink around these parts don't get you beat up for puttin' the gay on you and the good old boys and that's whisky. Neat. Done. Put some hair on your chest son.

>> No.14417459

>>14417406
kek i just grilled three fat hunks of beef that put you to shame
all while sippin pinot noir
from napa

wine is gods gift op.

>> No.14417467

>>14417459
more like god punishments for faggots and childless women

>> No.14417468

>>14417365
well, if its from the finger lakes . . .

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>>14417406
>nu-males

>> No.14417479

g_d made wine for the goyim and brandy for the chosen ones

>> No.14417493

>>14417406
I'm a whiskey drinker all the way through, but you're just fucking compensating anon. GO pay some taxes and plow your tubgirl wife with your one inch pecker.

>>14417365
OP, drink what you wish. Only faggots judge others for drinking, or not drinking.

>> No.14417802

>>14417467
ok, finger lakes

>> No.14417830

>>14417365
Absolutely. I'm normally heterosexual (asexual really, but I appreciate the beauty of women and don't understand attraction to men), but every time I get drunk on wine I end up banging some guy I don't know.

>> No.14417882

>>14417365
>talking shit about wine
Wine isnt gay if you're getting wine drunk with a bitch, it's the first step to get some booty. Everyone loves a cheeky rosé, sangria, or some prosecco, and after two bottles you'll be 8 times as drunk as the fag drinking craft hoppy garbage. But ya, drinking that shit with the lads is bretty gay.

>> No.14417890

>>14417365
I understand why some men think drinking wine is gay. I get it. But you shouldn't compare drinking beer to drinking wine. Or compare drinking whiskey to drinking wine. Getting drunk on wine is a little different from getting drunk on beer or whiskey. It's a good kind of drunk. Being drunk on wine is way more hetero than being sober.

>> No.14417901

>>14417365
>drinking wine from glasses
gay
>chugging wine from the bottle
not gay

>> No.14417966

>>14417406
I drink whisky because it has fewer calories than wine. Am I manly?

>> No.14418010

>>14417365
Absolutely.

>> No.14418023

>>14417365

Your body treats alcohol as a poison

I think you are worth more than willingly putting poison in your body

>> No.14418073

>>14418023
DUDE

>> No.14418354

>>14417365
no it's european if anything. Wine drunk makes me horny as fuck but still just for females

>> No.14418356

>>14417479
God made whiskey for his chosen ones

>> No.14418363

>>14417365
Depends on the wine. Getting drunk on red wine is extremely manly in the most classical sense. If you get drunk on white wine at home or rosé anywhere, you're legally required to register as a homosexual in the US census

>> No.14418368

>>14417365
No. And not drinking wine is a sign you don't drink with women which is definitely gay.

>> No.14418373

>>14417459
>pinot noir from napa
A bit light for beef, no?

>> No.14418384

>>14417406
Literally a consooooomer in the form of "masculinity"

>> No.14418397

>>14417375
but jesus drink whine

>> No.14418428

>>14417375
that's smoking crack or meth. Never suck the devil's glass dick

>> No.14418433

>>14417365
Asking if something is gay is gay.

>> No.14418484

>>14417406
it's depressing how many serious replies this guy gets every time
do you niggers literally only browse /ck/ one day per month and only open one thread each time?

>> No.14418550

>>14418023
>gets sex reassignment surgery

>> No.14418577

>>14417365
Thinking what booze you drink has anything to say about your sexuality is pretty gay, bro.

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>>14417365
Fuck no.
Getting drunk on wine is what Romans or poor Aussie uni students do.

>> No.14418806

>>14418363
This. Red wine was the drink of emperors, philosophers or even Jesus himself.

White wine is for w*men.

>> No.14418810

>>14418785
>omg im in that poor student life i live of $20 a week!
at syd uni (80k/y) living in student accommodation ($680/week) and magically conjures $200 once a week for coke/pills/festival tickets

>> No.14418814

>>14417830
>I'm normally heterosexual
>I end up banging some guy
You are just a closeted homo, don't blame the poor wine.

>> No.14418818

>>14418363
this

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You are a childish faggot if you cannot enjoy a good wine because you are worried of what people are thinking about you.

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>> No.14419066

>>14417365
Yeah, at least here in the states. Decent beer is like $10 for 6 servings, decent wine is $16 for 4-5 servings, and decent whiskey is $30 for 17. Wine culture is very all or nothing here too. It's either "I'll have one glass with dinner" or basic white bitch "I just drank the whole bottle for dinner, teehee". Both beer or liquor have the extremes, but there's a lot more of the middle ground of I'll chill for a couple hours and get a buzz but be fine to drive later types.