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I have about 5 pounds of cake only for myself and I fucking hate it. What can I do?
I really don't want to throw it away.

>> No.14416146

Huh?

>> No.14416170

>>14416146
My family bought two cakes, a big one and a smaller one just in case, for my birthday but then they suddenly started distrusting anything made outside of home so they are refusing to eat it.
I'm the only one that is not deathly afraid of it so I have it all for myself and I don't want to throw it away.

>> No.14416181

>>14416142
I remember your old thread, your gonna have to bite the bullet either way. Eat it and risk high blood pressure or throw it away and feel bad.

>> No.14416184

>>14416170
>>14416142

>1) hit bong couple times
>2) wait an hour
>3) ?????
>4) Profit.
Simple as.

>> No.14416287

>>14416181
Shit, man. I tried but only one big slice and I don't want to get near it for a week.

>>14416184
I don't smoke.

>> No.14416293

Freeze it?
Make cake smoothies

>> No.14416316

>>14416293
I'll see if I have the room in the freezer to do that.
It's full of frozen meat right now.

>> No.14416340

Feed it to your chickens.

>> No.14416358

>>14416142
The meat in the freezer far more valuable, and you rparents are right to be concerned.

Enjoy your slice, have more slices for the next 2 days (twice a day if you want) and anything beyond that should be tossed. They've giving you free license to chuck it because it's loging, not wasteful. they were between a rock and a hard place to provide a cake without actually making one but times suck right now. Frankly if you want to be extremely safe, enjoy some alcohol with your slice, and don't eat anymore. If you live with your parents you can't get sick either, as you'd pas it during your asymptomatic phase

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>>14416340

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>>14416142
Call in a cleaner

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>>14416405
I know a guy

>> No.14416437

>>14416142
>it's all so tiresome

>> No.14416657

>>14416358
Does coronameme really stick to anything? AFAIK the place they got it from has had no issue and they have been serving throughout the pandemic.
Hell, last month we had my dad's birthday and they had no problem with the cake from the very same place we ordered this one.

>loging
Sorry, but is this a typo?

>If you live with your parents you can't get sick either, as you'd pas it during your asymptomatic phase
Honestly, if I were to get infected we'd be fucked because I have an allergy to dust and cold gets my nose stuffy pretty easily, but so far we've been fine even if I'm not particularly careful with all the recommended precautions.
It's just that I don't think the bug could stick to the cake like they believe.

>>14416405
I'd have to fucking smuggle it out of my house.

>> No.14416682

>>14416142
put a slice into a big coffee mug and grab a spoon, pour in enough whole milk to slightly submerge the bottom crust, take scoops and dip in pooled milk quickly, milk will overpower whatever sweetness it has and make it alot easier to eat

>> No.14416734

>>14416682
I guess I can do that too but we are talking one 11 inches diameter cake and another 8 inches one after it.
Those are going to be some crazy breakfasts.

>> No.14416763

>>14416657
tell yr parents the cake us okay, the government hasn't released the real bioweapon yet.