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14411718 No.14411718 [Reply] [Original]

We Cookin' a Brick Edition. We finna postin the realist nigga recipes this time round.

>> No.14411736

>next step is pickles or hot sauce it don't matter
what did he mean by this?

>> No.14411742

Is he on drugs?

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That's a bit racist, innit?

>> No.14411972

It would be more racist to assume he wasn't on drugs like some sniveling uncle Tom that believes drugs are bad because wh*ty said so.

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>> No.14412215

Do you have to be gay to make and/or drink something like that?

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>> No.14412282

Why is he doing a prison tamale tutorial? He's suppossed to be somewhat rich, isn't he?

>> No.14412292
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African American "culture" idolizes criminals

>> No.14412358

Italian here. Are these parodies?

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>> No.14412394

giving him the benefit of the doubt - something vinegary?

>> No.14412402

If he didn't like it why did he still said all right man? Unbased.

>> No.14412411

He didn't say he didn't like it, just that it was only alright considering the cost.

>> No.14412429

i think it's prison food

>> No.14412450

he probably thought, "all that effort and it doesn't taste different from any other drink."

>> No.14412461

He did say it, just not with words.

>> No.14412465

That is hooch they make in prison. Note how all ingredients are simple.

>> No.14412479


this is literally called "spread". This what people make in prison out of commissary items

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Me when he finishes making that.

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>> No.14412946

this nigga knows whats up.

>> No.14412954


>cook everything but the kitchen sink

>> No.14412955

Nothing fills me more with rage than watching this man fail to do simple tasks

>> No.14412960


Is he handicapped? That is how someone who lost their fine motor skills would cut.

>> No.14412977

he had a stroke and cant use that other hand very well. But to be fair, he was stupid before too.

>> No.14413012

It's American prison food

>> No.14413030

my brother did some time. making brick was a nightly ritual for the guys in his block

>> No.14413079
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He had a stroke anon, pray for his health

>> No.14413151

used to be fun to mock him for being shit at cooking

now its just sad depressing to see him
not even pity sadness, more like seeing a bum and being disgusted sad

>> No.14413197

How do you think Jack smells?

>> No.14413211

That's a literal prison recipe. I have no idea why anyone not currently in prison would ever make that.

>> No.14413216

What? Thats crazy. Theres no way a famous rapper would ever be on drugs. Shame on you

>> No.14413251
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Anyway, back to actual cooking.

>> No.14413271

I thought that the entire point of Wakanda was that it was isolated. Where would they get all these ingredients from outside of Africa?

>> No.14413303

imagine my dick

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Here is a meal the size of your dick.

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wakanda isn't even real

>> No.14413335
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alright i got time...

it aint that bad bruh. depends on where you at and if you get money on the books. if you got family that has a little money it helps a lot when you down. I had money stashed after I got hit up and i trusted my girls mom to call it in, she took some "for the baby" but she did me good for 8 years. you get out on OR? pay a bond? how come you aint in co right now?
bruh if you out now you should just start flipping some real fast, you going to prison anyway fuck it, come up on some money and give it to somebody you trust like senpai to put it on the books every other month it aint like you can do it yourself and that 150 go fast bruh. everything cost inside.
the food is easy, either you got money or you dont. prison food is weak, sometimes you get something special like when they get donated shit for holidays or a some factories freezer go out but they always fuck it up and make it taste like some retirement home charly brown kinda food, bland as fuck. the food you can make in the cell is tolerable at best but you can make it spicy at least. I pieced money up every month with my celly cuz we was the same set and we was cool. no homo. some fools get robbed so be careful. you can get wrapped up quick inside even when you didnt do nothing so dont go telling fools you got money. if you poor then fuck it you dont have a choice anyway just make the best of it, you can always trade up food just make sure you know what they are saying when you trade up.

(pic) tapatio packs bruh, my life saver locked up. put that shit on everything.

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Go be black somewhere else.

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>> No.14413390

I bet there is a guy standing with a sign that says "Nod".

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>> No.14413495

okay /ck/, i need you to show me the absolute worst, most enraging/disgusting webm you have

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>> No.14413626

i don't have any webms on this pc

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How's this?

>> No.14413716

I think I get it, but I'm not sure. Is that not thermal paste?

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tomorrow ca. 19:40 UTC (convert to your own time zone as you need) /ck/ will face off against /jp/ in the 4C Summer Elite Cup

>> No.14413754

Jack's stroke arm looks like plastic wtf

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>> No.14413794

Was it like oz?

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There's no way this is better than having the ingredients by themselves like God intended.

>> No.14413797

>Wakandan food is just Indian food

>> No.14413800 [DELETED] 

Why do so many niggers know about jail food?

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Haven't heard it put that way before but yes, they are pretty much parodies of real people.

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when they find out that scrambled eggs are in better shape than their eggs

>> No.14413885

Have sex

>> No.14413894

If he is as good rapist as cook i am sorry for all his fans.

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>> No.14413909

I recognize this pasta. Years old. First time I saw it, anon commented it was the blackest post he ever read.

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>> No.14413963

>Is that not thermal paste?

That's a steak, anon.

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tomorrow 19:40 UTC
/ck/ vs /jp/

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>> No.14414893

Like farts, rotting meat and halitosis

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I think it's from fluids collecting in it causing some swelling which keeps the skin tight and shiny. Or maybe he is waxing the damn thing.

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>> No.14414933

Jesus typical amer*can meals are outrageously big.

>> No.14414984

Nigga wanted henny

>> No.14414994

that's not american

>> No.14415100

def a brit meal

>> No.14415137

>3/4 ingredients optional, it dont matter
>"i prefer boilin it", sets microwave to 32sec
>almost falls over looking at his bowl of lukewarm water like there's a goldfish in it
i wish he had a tv show

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>> No.14415251

Imagine the braps

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Moe Azu is a disgusting pig unfit to sit at the same table as Yuka.
Please never post this webm again.

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>cheesy sushi

>> No.14415376

Haha, one of the locations is just "Thailand" because they didn't have a specific establishment to shill.

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>> No.14415404

ok now THAT is based

>> No.14415423

How do I make ingredients magically seperate like that?

>> No.14415424

I remember when I first saw Ramsey make eggs. That's when I new he was a retard faggot that talked his way into such success.

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>he bought intel

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Those eggs look perfect and you are a gay.

>> No.14415447

generally speaking it requires a blood sacrifice, that's all I can say on the matter.

>> No.14415450

I hate it more and more every time I see it.

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>> No.14415470

desu I thought this was a blackface cooking channel before I clicked in

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>> No.14415476

>eggs like gooey diarrhea straight from his ass, where all his ideas come from
>this is peak egg cooking
Tell me more. Ramsey's talent lies in his ability to convince people he's great. Most great chef's are akin to modern artists. If you have to convince people it's good, it's because it's shit.

>> No.14415510

fine dining.

>> No.14415534

Do you americans really do this?

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>> No.14415586

what the absolute fuck

>> No.14415626

god I'm not even him but you mutts are so fucking gullible and easy to fuck with, jesus christ.

>> No.14415642

why does he do that with his tongue?

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I cant watch beyond 5 seconds of this webm. Its so bad.

>> No.14415901

ha i had 6 donuts for breakfast and now i feel better about it.
also took me a lot longer than a fuckin minute

>> No.14415924

Meat looks uncooked, just shovels most of it down his throat, then probably wonders why he stroked out from salmonella

>> No.14415926

How do inmates in America get boiling water?

>> No.14415942

imagine being his wife and having to look at the hideous face of this cave man that assaulted your christian rapper son

>> No.14415945
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reminder that the /ck/ 4cc memeball team plays against /jp/ tomorrow at 19:40 UTC

>> No.14415969

>White culture idolizes state-sanctioned criminals
It's like we're the same.

>> No.14415975

info on where to watch this and other matches?

>> No.14415983
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stream can be found this way

matchday one currentlky running

>> No.14415984

honestly get a life

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Not boiling, but you can get hot water from the sink. You can tell from that video it's not close to boiling.

>> No.14416000

PES 2011 vanilla

>> No.14416019

19 is decent so far.
bring back PES14 1.12

>> No.14416034

thats uk you can tell by the box

>> No.14416058

Is that a Pokimane?

>> No.14416093

its amazing actually, he let his arm reach stage 3 RSD in under a few months. There's almost no hope of recovery for his arm now. He needs to get it amputated before CRPS kicks in.

>> No.14416105

i would never let a nigger touch my food,especially with that haircut.wtf is that he looked like a fucking retard

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Do Americans really all go to jail at some point?

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>> No.14416153

only the blck ones

>> No.14416167

All those ingredients are wakandan in origin

>> No.14416169

the bear is caffeinated

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>cutting off the storytime

>> No.14416202

american nightmare

>> No.14416212 [DELETED] 

>thats and Fx you dumb brandfag

>> No.14416215

>1/4 cup Ghee
When i was 16, I tried making cinnamon butter
Turns out I made some intense some concentrated cinnamon fat instead and couldn't get near that part of the kitchen for weeks without throwing up
Point being
Thats a lot of fucking fat to be putting into a dish

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>> No.14416225

what's he making?

>> No.14416227 [DELETED] 

>Thats a lot of fucking fat to be putting into a dish
nigger no its not.maybe your just a faggot

>> No.14416231

is that store for 2-3 months in the fridge or out in the cabinat?

>> No.14416243

Who keeps butter in a cabinet?

>> No.14416260

nigger people keep lard for moths in pantry

>> No.14416284

People eat like this everyday man. So fucking weird. Was at the gas station and some dude in a wife beater was buying a case of bud light, a can of hormel chili and a jar of tostitos queso dip. Kind of felt bad for the guy lol.

>> No.14416299

do people really eat this 3 a day or was that man just doing it as a single meal for that week?i have a hard time beliving people eat constanly like shit like that

>> No.14416336

Always whanna know why this speed eating challenges so popular in us

>> No.14416337

old mayo

>> No.14416342
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We must be the best at everything.

>> No.14416353

who is this intended for? high school/college kids?

>> No.14416371

ramsay owns a 3-star michelin restaurant

>> No.14416377

W-what did he chug

>> No.14416384
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Maple syrup, and he set the world record. He set several world records that day.

>> No.14416389

this is cute

>> No.14416403

i hope who ever makes these tiny kitchen vids gets raped in the ass by a pack of aids niggers

>> No.14416404

nothing will beat his ocean eating video

>> No.14416410

for what pvrpose

>> No.14416424

this guy is impressed that a breakfast buffet has fake scrambled eggs

this is every economy hotel i've been to

>> No.14416429

He makes these tiny meals for his pet rat / hamster. Can't remember which

>> No.14416445

i remember him seeing making fucking deserts and high suger shit,his hamster is going to get diabetes

>> No.14416448

these are meme videos, but they're not funny or enraging

>> No.14416458

so this dumb nigger made tocix stake and just runed his fucking computer for plebbit teir maymay le epic xd shit?i hope he gets raped by a nigger

>> No.14416463

not funny go back to plebbit you nigger faggot

>> No.14416469

>i was pretending to be stupid

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>> No.14416474

nigger we know your from plebbit go back

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>> No.14416517

It's amazing what they can be trained to do!

>> No.14416519

You know she's getting horny watching him do that

>> No.14416529
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All women are horny from simply being in the presence of The Beast.

>> No.14416537

Got the cactus one?

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>> No.14416603

Holy shit, that chicken looks so damn juicy.

>> No.14416663

medium rare anon, just the way you like it

>> No.14416750

we call it "school"

>> No.14416847

Its not popular at all. Just a niche thing a few people are into.

>> No.14417089

the way chicken is grown and processed in the USA, so called "chlorine-washed", makes the chicken 100% sanitary and completely safe to eat even in raw form

>> No.14417120

I though they were vegetarians in wakanda

>> No.14417145

I hope this company dies

>> No.14417161

>how to summon an american

>> No.14417272

Yes, stupid.

>> No.14417338

Are all of their pans made of vibranium?

>> No.14417589

I'm not cultured enough to know what this is.

>> No.14417638

who are you quoting?

>> No.14418145

>5 inches vs 6 inches

>> No.14418396

look at all those soggy fries

>> No.14418429

but why

>> No.14418511

>slices and stacks avocados
>instead of just mashing them
>surprised when they slide the fuck around
100% deserved it

>> No.14418621

He's a french-trained chef and that's how the french do their scrambled eggs.

>> No.14418704

I love this thread.

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TONIGHT 19:40 UTC (21:40 eurpean time, 15:40 eastern)
our 4c team returns to action in the 4CC Summer Cup as we face /jp/ in our first groupstage match. before we face /gd/ and /biz/ next weekend.

for more info on our team check here
if you are confused about what this shit even is check here

hope to see you around to cheer the Surly King and everyone else on today

>> No.14418728

Also your boobs are bigger then hers.

>> No.14418760

How can he live w his hair like dat?

>> No.14418770

Dont have a webm but watch a mark wiens video and look at his reaction after taking a bite of something

>> No.14418783

a lot less baking soda than i would expect for cooking a brick

>> No.14418849

Why did somebody think this was impressive or novel enough to film?

>> No.14418914

He is also the only man in history who got 2 of those stars taken away in 1 year.

>> No.14418951

Only the retards who think this is remotely close to food.
Horrifying, isn't it?
>mayo instead of eggwas...You know what, there's NO way to redeem this recipe.

>> No.14418958

The Apple watch should be a dead giveaway,Anon

>> No.14419068

How did that happen?

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>> No.14419121

Next stop in the long painful slide into collapse of the American Empire:
Real ones, not the misconstrued exits from the Colosseum.

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Okay...I'm not religious, But I'm pretty fucking convinced that there are teams of demons representing each of the seven deadly sins, running around and putting this shit in the media for "Entertainment."

>> No.14419798

Stay mad.

>> No.14419803

>Italy has really good produce
>Italian restaurants still can't make anything good with it

Who is the real parody?

>> No.14419819

So does White American 'culture.'

>> No.14419949

Never before has a botched flip brought me solace.

>> No.14419952

Looks like he's making a prison spread for street cred.

>> No.14419984

No it's not

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>> No.14420652

>when the cheddar is sharper than the knife

>> No.14420697

I'm sure if you ask /pol/, they could tell you exactly who those demons are.

>> No.14420731

>'runed' his fucking computer.

It's a piece of shit 4 dollar cpu from wish.com

>> No.14420751

Nice carbonara

>> No.14420760

I would try the rice, there is nothing special about the beef

>> No.14420785

It's a sign of mental retardation.

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>> No.14421062

practicing how he's gonna eat out his wife

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>> No.14421168

He started off working his ass off but later yes, became a showman. When he was parting ways with Marco he would go and do cooking seminars with random clubs and groups, and he would just show up say some bullshit, quickly make a dish, put a sous chef or random kitchen hand incharge and run off to his next, basically scam. All for a quick buck.

>> No.14421570

I really want to know what her poop looks like.

But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...

>> No.14421596


>laying the gimp hand on the knife


>> No.14421677

No. For you see, the niggers, jews and liberals(like you) are the real racists for even asking such a question.

>> No.14421693

There was some African leader who called for a pan-african unity, i can't recall his name. But he was assassinated by the "you know who". And that is why a country like Wakanda would never exist. A conflict-free Africa would hurt plenty of those whom we are not allowed to name.

>> No.14421946

The thing that pisses me off the most about this is just how stupid it is to use a roller.

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>> No.14422003

What caused the stroke? Healthy eating and exercise?

>> No.14422006

Not hard, it's all Jews.

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>> No.14422044

he had at least two

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>> No.14422100

what is he eating, a fucking puzzle?

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You must have had an awful childhood. It's an advent calendar, given to children for December. You eat one chocolate per day leading up to Christmas.
For his record, he had to eat them one at a time, could not open the next door until the chocolate was completely swallowed, and was not allowed to tear any of the doors.

>> No.14422172

Gourmet neet shit

>> No.14422214

Looks tasty desu

>> No.14422246

How is that any indicative of an awful childhood if one didn't grow up in the 1950's? Damn old man

>> No.14422255

In the 50s advent calendars were made of wood and the onky treat was getting to see the pucture.

>> No.14422288

Not sure how much it's spread worldwide, but it was part of my upbringing in a 2nd world country.

>> No.14422399

This would work with pork obviously, right?

>> No.14422428

would work with any meat really.

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Completely standard here in norway even now.
Some do them with actual small toys instead of the cheap chocolate ones you get at the store though.
These days every fucking candy brand has their own insanely overpriced shitty tasting version.
Never go for brand name advent calendars.

>> No.14422486

Excellent bait sir

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>> No.14422600

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again select your "epic" egg fort webm and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" egg fort guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking egg vendor. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>> No.14422617

>How do you want your eggs cooked?

>> No.14422935

>You must have had an awful childhood.
Are you fucking retarded? Not getting a fucking candy calender means you had a shit childhood?
Why the actual are americans so god damn fucking fat? Why are they proud of being a fat nation? WHY!?

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You sound awfully upset. I must have struck a nerve.

>> No.14423353

Damn, u mad

>> No.14423666

I'm not fat, my mom says im pleasently plump.

>> No.14423707

You're just big-boned Satan-kun.

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>> No.14423933

I love this stuff. You can get it in East London and places like Southall, would recommend it to anyone

>> No.14423947

its festively plump

>> No.14423971

Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

>> No.14423992

To be fair that's probably the result of adding in half a stick of butter.

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Never have I've been so revolted at such a combination of desert and burger meat. I thought the pinnacle was the luther burger, but no....they took it a whole step further and disgraced god like Chicago disgraced pizza. The fact that they topped that burger with SPRINKLES and LUCKY CHARMS marshmallows is what truly made those perfectly good burgers a waste.

I hope whomever ate that abomination died a terrible death via stroke, cardiac arrest, and hyperglycemic coma. Such a disgrace should never be put on this earth ever again.

>> No.14424022

guy was so close kek

>> No.14424026

Huh. This is actually not that bad.

>> No.14424028

>low to medium heat
>Clearly boiling.

>> No.14424077

the question is whether or not you can strangle someone to death with these

>> No.14424142

Can't waste any bull spunk

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>> No.14424148

What race is jack?

>> No.14424151

Well, I think he claims to have some sort of Italian heritage, so non-white.

>> No.14424157

Because he is la beast

>> No.14424186

Preparados, Mexican vendor food

>> No.14424223

It's not funny anymore
He made a point

>> No.14424256

So is it gone for good or is he too dumb and lazy to work on it

>> No.14424257

Do Americans really?

>> No.14424260

isnt it a little weird the people that shit on the streets and beaches of their own communities cook food that also always resembles diarrhea

>> No.14424297

Wish I had a cute retarded gf

>> No.14424301

Imagine the sloppy drooly bjs

>> No.14424306

god I'm not even him but you plebbitors are so fucking gullible and easy to fuck with, jesus christ.

>> No.14424435

This is fantastic, is there a full video of this somewhere?

>> No.14424440

She has like two kids and a husband.

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Yea she needs to be shot before being thrown out of a plane for ripping off indian food and passing it off as african.

>> No.14424570

why are black peoples hands like that

>> No.14424627

>microplaning cheese

>> No.14424664

I could totally destroy a munchy box

>> No.14424756

I legit thought this was black face for a second until I saw his hands.

>> No.14424777

Fuck man. This legitimately made me feel bad for Jack. I know he's dumb and retarded, but I can't even imagine what it must be like to still make these videos and act like it's nothing. I hope he loses the weight and manages to fix himself

>> No.14424807

Black people are made from crayons

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>> No.14424843

Just remember that this primitive specimen is the guy on Twitter making fun of white people's cooking.

>> No.14424927

arab, north african, mexican, irish, chinese, italian, scottish, swedish etc.

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>> No.14425637

there's gonna be methanol in that

>> No.14425647

he didn't even skin the sausage

>> No.14425654

social media

>> No.14425663

why the fuck doesn't use a slap chop?

I hope he finishes the job

>> No.14425665

mostly mayonnaise

>> No.14425675

why on earth is this 23 minutes?

>> No.14425679

>slim jim

>> No.14425724

what the fuck is the point in this? it's all over the place and so inconsistent

>> No.14425729

you should try it sometime

>> No.14425747

It’s a euro thing, retard.

>> No.14425749

the real question is why do people watch this stupid shit, then again the average person is a fucking idiot

>> No.14425755

>1 cinnamon stick
>1 bay leaf
Niggers are so fucking stupid

>> No.14425763

shouldn't you fry the chicken twice?

>> No.14425767

whatever you want to call it, it's meat in a casing

>> No.14425971

A big part of nigger culture is not expressing admiration or declaring excellence. A regular person, if they liked it, would say "that's delicious/fantastic/etc", while smiling, openly showing their appreciation for the bartender's skill and talent. The nigger must hide his respect and remain unimpressed, as showing these would imply that the bartender has more skill than the nigger at something. The nigger must remain "cool", or the "tough" guy of the room, particularly if he is the only nigger there; in his eyes, he keeps his "higher" status in the tribe.

>> No.14426098

>hmm let me search for the most retarded shit ever on the internet
>why would anyone watch this
>all people are idiots

>> No.14426210

So these are basically prison tamales?

>> No.14426607

Most sausage casings are edible unless theyre plastic or smth

>> No.14426632

sure I always eat it with the casing on but if I were using it as an ingredient I would definitely remove it

>> No.14426978

He's so close to getting it right but falls short.
>Start with a tablespoon of butter, put it in the saucepan first under the lowest heat possible and let it melt.
>Add the eggs and let them warm up a little.
>Use the spatula to stir the eggs, don't try to break the yolk just let it happen.
>Once it's all a consistent yellow paste don't stop cooking and put it on toast next to some cherry tomatoes. Now you actually have to cook the egg.
>Turn the heat up to whatever you like to do eggs at. The heat will change the consistency of the egg and that's purely subjective.
>Stir constantly, when the egg starts to stick on the side of the saucepan remove it from the heat and continue stirring until it doesn't.
>Put back on heat and repeat this cycle.
>When you think it's almost done, turn off the heat.
>Add salt & pepper to taste while it rests in the saucepan. Anything else like garlic or chives also goes in now.
>If they haven't finished cooking resting in the saucepan, turn the heat back on. Whatever. They're eggs.
>Enjoy scrambled eggs however you like.
It is a completely different kind of scrambled egg from cracking a few eggs into a cast iron skillet.

>> No.14427006

You're fucking dense.

>> No.14427009

pussy, you better man the fuck up, this world is unforgiving to the weak like you

>> No.14427196

What? No grape drank?

>> No.14427280

Parts 1 and 2?

>> No.14427490

does anyone have that webm where the person goes through a shitload of steps to create a puree from a pizza dough, and there was a running joke where they kept adding olives to the end?

>> No.14427882

you are correct

>> No.14428716


it's disgustingly sad that they aren't removed from society, bums/cripples/etc, they are gross to look at

>> No.14428877

Anyone have the egg sandwich from the Harley Quinn movie one?

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>> No.14428940

who the fuck sticks his tongue out?

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