Food that cheer you up ?

[Anonymous No.14400734]

[Anonymous No.14400744]

>>14400734
I want to baste every inch of her body with my tongue

[Anonymous No.14400752]

>>14400734
sugar

[Anonymous No.14400774]

>>14400734
>wearing a mask in your own kitchen

[Anonymous No.14400778]

>>14400734
beef stroganoff
beef stew
beef burgundy
chicken pot pie
shepherd's pie
norwegian meatballs
chicken stir fry

[Anonymous No.14400785]

>>14400778
You must have a happy life

[Anonymous No.14400796]

>>14400785
it's ok
better than some I'm sure

[Anonymous No.14400807]

>>14400774
Yeah, it's very silly and offputting, not to mention the person behind her.

[Anonymous No.14400841]

>>14400744
>>14400734
brother, let me tell you something: I had a drink with her at one of the terminal bars in LA...w/o all the makeup, she has aged like milk

[Anonymous No.14400846]

>>14400841
Ironically it's the overuse of makeup that causes women to age so poorly.

[Anonymous No.14400848]

>>14400841
Was she pleasant like how she's on the TV ?

[Anonymous No.14400849]

>>14400841
I don’t care my tongue and mind would remember what once was in the dark

[Anonymous No.14400867]

>>14400734
Any good food will do

[Anonymous No.14400872]

>>14400848
she was actually nice; saw her in the little newspaper shop killing time, introduced myself, made small talk, in particular about trendy drinks, she said she liked Old Fashioneds despite the meme, asked if she’d like one before flight, she said yes...helped that I’m friends with marcus samuelsson

[Anonymous No.14400901]

>>14400872
things that may have happened but likely did not

[Anonymous No.14400913]

>>14400841
I still fucking would

[Anonymous No.14400937]

>>14400734

her foldable nipples are so fucking hot

[Anonymous No.14400981]

>>14400901
<shrug>
ok...

[Anonymous No.14401003]

>>14400846
except it isnt. its from their genetics, not eating a proper diet, sleeping properly, and drug/alcohol abuse

[Anonymous No.14401028]

>>14400807
underrated

[Anonymous No.14401043]

>>14400841
i want her to shit on me after she partially digests one of her delicious italian knock off recipes

[Anonymous No.14401084]

>>14400872
>, asked if she’d like one before flight
simp

[Anonymous No.14401092]

>>14401043
How do I know you're a virgin?

[Anonymous No.14401105]

>>14401092
You're the prostitute that's been refusing to sleep with me?

[Anonymous No.14401125]

>>14401105
You would probably ask a prostitute to shit on you because you're a virgin who spends too much time on /b/. And then you realize you're covered in shit which you could just do yourself.

[Anonymous No.14401128]

>>14401092
maybe i havent penetrated but ive had 9 women shit on me. more than you i bet you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.14401156]

>>14401003
>wear full face of makeup
>skin becomes oily because it can't breathe
>apply face wash to remove the oil
>skin becomes dry and flaky
>apply moisturizer to reduce flaking
>skin develops acne because pores are clogged with bullshit
>apply more makeup to cover up the redness
>acne gets worse
>apply caustic chemicals to remove the shit you've stuffed into your pores
>skin becomes irritated
>more moisturizer, more makeup
>skin becomes pale due to lack of sunlight
>get darker makeup to maintain a healthy look
>repeat all steps for 10+ years
"OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO WHY DO I LOOK SO UGLY WITHOUT MAKEUP!!!!"

[Anonymous No.14401161]

>>14400734

A wise man once told me "parmasean was created when a foot fucked an ass."

I believe it.

[Anonymous No.14401163]

>>14401128
>more than you i bet
You win that argument

[Anonymous No.14401170]

>>14401156
Asian women are huge makeup users. It doesn't hurt their skin.

[Anonymous No.14401183]

>>14401128
based

[Anonymous No.14401186]

>>14401183
what does hotdogging feel like

[Anonymous No.14401187]

>>14401128
i can only consider myself lucky to be witnessing something this based

[Anonymous No.14401193]

>>14401183
Whever I see an ass like that it reminds me of how small my dick is.

[Anonymous No.14401197]

>>14401170
It does, you just never see them without makeup on.

[Anonymous No.14401202]

>>14401186
overrated

[Anonymous No.14401217]

>>14401170
You sound like someone who has never seen a bare face woman

[Anonymous No.14401228]

>>14401156
i asked one of my ex girlfriends to stop wearing makeup, and within 2 months her acne completely vanished and she looked good without makeup on.

[Anonymous No.14401240]

>>14401228
you're probably wearing your mom's clothes faggot

[Anonymous No.14401268]

>>14400734
Cinnamon rolls are to me what Redberry Pies are to the Imcando Dwarves

[Anonymous No.14401297]

Anyone else find it kind of fucked up that she was repeatedly raped by her father when she was a kid?

[Anonymous No.14401312]

>>14401186
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SamCtiUPds
This instructional video should tell you what you need

[Anonymous No.14401313]

>>14401297
No

I also like just basic nachos as comfort food

[Anonymous No.14401317]

>>14400734
>one eyebrow has makeup pencil drawn into it
>the other doesn't
Did she do this on purpose?

[Anonymous No.14401333]

>>14401312
>that single commenter on the video
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14401374]

>>14400734
wtf is she wearing a mask
fuck wypipo

[Anonymous No.14401386]

>>14401043
Welp time warm up my spaghetti squash

[Anonymous No.14401394]

>>14401228
Once her skin cleared up she realized she could do better than you I bet

[Anonymous No.14401395]

>>14401128
Teach me

[Anonymous No.14401487]

>>14401128
Did you pay?

[Anonymous No.14401495]

>>14401128
>>14401183
>>14401187
>>14401395
Why is this board so cringe tonoight?

[Anonymous No.14401497]

>>14401495
reddit is that way

[Anonymous No.14401503]

>>14400981
*grabs you by the throat*

[Anonymous No.14401505]

>>14400734
Is the j necklace a symbol for jews now

[Anonymous No.14401511]

>>14401128
unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.14401519]

>>14401156
Dont forget the eyelash crimps that you need to apply makeup to and the eyebrows are nearly gone aswell

[Anonymous No.14401528]

>>14401519
>and the eyebrows are nearly gone aswell
It makes me unreasonably disgusted and angry when women do that retarded thick paint on eyebrow shit
Its fucking disgustingly stupid and retarded looking

[Anonymous No.14401560]

tonguing her asshole would cheer me up

[Anonymous No.14401569]

>>14401560
Not as much as you'd think :(

[Anonymous No.14401583]

>>14401560
I puta finger up my ass and smelled just to pretend it was hers

[Anonymous No.14401584]

>>14400734
god I bet her farts smell like gnocchi

[Anonymous No.14401598]

who is this bimbo?

[Anonymous No.14401602]

>>14401598
some whore

[Anonymous No.14401603]

>>14401560

[Anonymous No.14401608]

>>14401603
if you haven't eaten out random women you haven't lived

[Anonymous No.14401618]

>>14401608
>if you haven't eaten out random women you haven't lived

[Anonymous No.14401639]

Haha her mouth looks kind of like a butthole?

[Anonymous No.14401648]

>>14401639
The ass is the ideal a face is trying to approximate.

[Anonymous No.14401659]

>>14401618
Oh hell yeah, the comedy genius is back! Do me next, do me!

[Anonymous No.14401709]

>>14400734
Something about her really makes me want to.

[Anonymous No.14401712]

>>14401003
Make up is also a factor as well mate

[i shit on americans No.14401731]

imagine her chocolate starfish

[Anonymous No.14401770]

>>14400734
Liquor.

[Anonymous No.14402241]

>>14400841
Who cares her tits are why anyone wants to tonguefuck her

[Anonymous No.14402299]

>>14400734
her head is extremely large.

[Anonymous No.14402545]

>>14400841
>>14400872
lmao I remember you posting this larp before or maybe you're just imitating, I thought she was at the bar in a baseball hat last time? nonetheless, I'll believe but even if she looks 75 I would still wreck her pussy til she has to tap out

[Anonymous No.14402565]

>>14402299

[Anonymous No.14402568]

>>14402299
For you

[Anonymous No.14403437]

>>14401333
its fu manchu, so he's probably been stoned since 1997

[Anonymous No.14403705]

>>14400734
for me it's the mega burger.

[Anonymous No.14403709]

>>14400734
Who is this woman?

[Anonymous No.14403719]

>>14401128
this is peak posting
everything before and after this comment is just the curve

[Anonymous No.14403739]

>>14400981
*puts out a cigarette on your head*
get a better story next time, kid...

[Anonymous No.14403742]

>>14403709
Giada De Laurentiis

[Anonymous No.14403766]

>>14400734

damn

[Anonymous No.14403779]

>>14401128
god DAMN.
>>14401333
he's on another level that you would not understand.

[Anonymous No.14403798]

>>14402545
she was wearing a baseball hat, and sunglasses, just left that part out this time

[Anonymous No.14404475]

>>14400734
Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.14404496]

>>14401128
I'm jealous, it's to expensive for me

[Anonymous No.14404499]

>>14401003
skin damage from the sun is another factor. but anything that clogs your pores like makeup will ends up damaging the skin too. even nail polish is supposed to cause some problems because nails are porous.

[Anonymous No.14404510]

Not some stupid fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.14404566]

>>14400734
She's so cute. No wonder how father couldn't help himself.
Who's the maskfag in the background and why is she wearing a mask but no hairnet? Is it because she's just another virtuesignaling retard who doesn't actually have a fucking clue about how hygiene works? Probably wears that same mask all day too.

[Anonymous No.14404609]

>>14401028
If you think that's a good joke there are probably a few other boards where you'd feel more at home.
People on /ck/ are generally older than 12.

[Anonymous No.14404638]

>>14403742
Who the fuck keeps their shades on when they go in the water?
I'm glad she got raped.

[Anonymous No.14404639]

>>14401770
Not really
>On victory, you deserve a drink
>On defeat, you need a drink

[Anonymous No.14404952]

>>14401519
Oh yeah, of course, how could I forget:
>tear eyebrow hair out to make eyebrows thinner
>apply makeup to make eyebrows look fuller
>wonder why eyebrows look like shit without makeup
>stress and pull out eyelashes with mascara brushes and eyelash crimps
>end up having to wear fake eyelashes because you've destroyed your natural ones
The cosmetics industry is fucking awful. It's literally just selling problems for itself to solve.

[Anonymous No.14404964]

>>14401156
Oh look the incel mad about women using makeup.

[Anonymous No.14405371]

>>14404964
It's more being upset at the lack of self-awareness of people who use damaging chemicals on themselves that age their appearances years faster than necessary and buy into the idea that this is just the way things are. It's just depressing how much the cosmetics industry has brainwashed people into thinking it's normal for women to age like shit when the real cause is poor health and the use of those very same cosmetic products that create a dependency loop wherein they destroy your appearances while covering up the appearances they ruined in the first place.

[Anonymous No.14405384]

BORGER

[Anonymous No.14405403]

>>14404964
wanting women to have healthy skin makes you an incel? maybe you're a misogynist if you don't want women to have healthy skin.

[Anonymous No.14405408]

>>14400734
Did she sleep with Bobby Flay?

[Anonymous No.14405415]

>>14403742
https://celeb.gate.cc/giada-de-laurentiis/gallery.html#images&gid=1&pid=3

[Anonymous No.14405421]

>>14405371
>>14405403
Their skin is probably healthier than yours. Many of the chemicals you are running a fear campaign against actually nourish skin. Natural phenomena like wind and sunlight can damage it. Stop pretending to know things that you don't understand. This is all just appeal to nature bullshit.

[Anonymous No.14405470]

>>14405421
I actually have skin problems that I have medicated ointment for and I wear sunscreen when I'm outside for extended periods. I'm not against all things that are "unnatural." But at the same time, it's actually very apparent that we use cosmetics to "solve" a lot of problems we make for ourselves, like drying out our skin and hair with hot showers and caustic soaps/shampoos after which we have to use moisturizing conditioners and lotions to restore that moisture. Instead, you could just turn down the temperature of your shower and use soaps that will clean you but aren't so harsh that they remove all oils from your skin and hair. These negative feedback loops related to makeup and cosmetics are very real, and most of them aren't really helping you so much as they are just offsetting the damaging shit you're putting yourself through with other cosmetics and resulting in a net detriment over time.

[Anonymous No.14405556]

>>14400778
>Beef Stroganoff
>Beef Burgundy
>Shepherd's Pie
>Norwegian meatballs.

Based. Are you also Norwegian? I make these four dishes quite often myself.

[Anonymous No.14406048]

>>14400734
My tongue buried deep in her ass would cheer me up

[Anonymous No.14406935]

>>14400778
These all make a good start.

[Anonymous No.14406989]

>>14400734
I wish she had a cock.

[Anonymous No.14407136]

>>14400734
baked ziti
reminds me of christmas and family :)

[Anonymous No.14407262]

>>14400872
lmao Sweden is truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.14407274]

>>14406989
femoids are the biggest letdown

[Anonymous No.14407753]

>>14401128
Screencap

[Anonymous No.14408580]

>>14404499

non comedogenic makeup has been a thing now for at least 20 years. it no longer clogs pores.

[Anonymous No.14408585]

>>14400841

I don't usually look at the face when fucking.

[Anonymous No.14408849]

>>14401128

[Anonymous No.14409071]

>>14405421
Being against makeup doesn't mean being against sunscreen lol

[Anonymous No.14409079]

>>14408580
It no longer clogs some people's pores. I've tried using non comedogenic serums before (with squalene tocopherol etc) but if it's too heavy I break out anyways.

[Anonymous No.14409081]

>>14400734
Nepalese mountain honey

[Anonymous No.14409096]

>>14400734
Stupid face
>>14401183
Attention whore look at my ass lol
>>14403742
Yuck, chicken skin arms
>>14403766
Man face
>>14408849
Like I'm so quirky teehee

Women, not even once

[Anonymous No.14409194]

>>14405408
No, but I did. Those gingers may have small dicks but they sure know how to plow a dude's ass

[Anonymous No.14409235]

Trojan horse off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=14400734

[Anonymous No.14409306]

>>14409096
>being an actual faggot

>>14409235
relax there lil guy

[Anonymous No.14409318]

>>14400734
she looks old.

[Anonymous No.14409326]

>>14409081
fuck that's cool

[Anonymous No.14409332]

>>14400734
chicken wings and a pizza

[Anonymous No.14411080]

>>14400734
pad thai

[Anonymous No.14411330]

>>14401228
>and she looked good without makeup on.

And then she left you/started cheating on you, right?

[Anonymous No.14411415]

>>14400734
Her father is a lucky man

[Anonymous No.14411425]

>>14400734
A good mofongo with some marinated shellfish

[Anonymous No.14412012]

>>14400734
you can tell by her gnarled harpy claws shes already past date.

[Anonymous No.14412020]

>>14401193
>Was she pleasant like how she's on the TV ?
lol

[Anonymous No.14412971]

>>14404638
Ive done that before. My favorite pair of sunglasses are now in the south atlantic somewhere

[Anonymous No.14413472]

>>14400981
*teleports behind you*
Heh- nothin personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.14414007]

>>14400744
checked
The chick in the foreground ain't bad either.

[Anonymous No.14414228]

coffee and cigs

[Anonymous No.14414317]

>>14414228
Based

[Anonymous No.14414523]

>>14400734
Look have weird her face is with no wrinkles while making this face. She must be stuffed with 10,000 cc’s of Botox. No wonder Bobby flat pumped and dumped this old hag

[Anonymous No.14414528]

>>14400734
Her prime was like 20 years ago. She hasn’t been hot in at least 10 years. Without looking, I’m guessing she’s in her late 40s now?

[Anonymous No.14414535]

>>14414528
She’s 49. Flay is probably boning his 25yo daughter’s friends, not old dried up hags like Giada

[Anonymous No.14414559]

This shitty, rule breaking thread has literally nothing to do with food and cooking. It must be reported as soon as possible and as much as possible for the greater good of this board.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=14400734

[Anonymous No.14414622]

[Anonymous No.14414660]

>>14409096
Idk i would fuk

[Anonymous No.14414681]

>>14414622
what keyboard is that?

[Anonymous No.14414707]

Oxycodone and grapefruit juice

[Anonymous No.14414847]

>>14400734
>>14414523
why is she making a Mark Wiens face?

[Anonymous No.14414866]

>>14402545
>celebrities don't go out in public
Must suck living in a flyover state

[Anonymous No.14415138]

>>14401128
Please tell me you paid them to shit on you.