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Home of the brave.

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>> No.14399434

Holy shit I thought that was Jack until the ending

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So did I, but at least this hammo can cook something and not leave it entirely raw

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Too coordinated. Even before his second stroke partially paralyzed him Jack had trouble with basic tasks.

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>> No.14399493

The absence of that gaudy fucking ring is what did it for me.

>> No.14399500

I am actually extremely certain this all, all of that is utterly fake. Americans are just making these fake vids so Europoors seethe but they actually are all healthy as fuck and eat normal burgers and French cuisine and stuff.

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disgusting fat americans

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the /ck/ 4CC team wil pla yin the summer elite cup for at keast the next two weekends facing /jp/ on saturday aswell as /biz/ and /gd/ next friday and sunday

>> No.14399516

why would he do this

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for more info on our 4CC team you can check here

there will be a matchthread on saturday, hope to see you around

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>> No.14399556

In the video he's "testing" the knife for its durability, but makes a major mistake in copying those kooky TV ads where they cut crazy shit because the knife he's using is a ceramic blade, which is by nature more brittle than a metal knife and not made to stand up to that sort of pressure.

The best part of the story is that he chips the blade a shitton (on purpose), but then is able to get a full refund from Walmart. This is why Jack is the way he is. His stupidity never gets punished.

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>> No.14399619

He should have reduced a 2 liter bottle into a cup's worth if he wanted the "flavor"

>> No.14399620
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Ja/ck/s Perfect Hot Dogs

>> No.14399651

How long is this after his strokes? It's like he's not learnt how to do anything with his left hand. I get it's hard to use your non-dominant hand but there are amputees that use only their feet that have better mobility than Ja/ck/

>> No.14399668

>learning anything

>> No.14399675

This was like a month ago. And he set off his fire alarm grilling the hot dogs

>> No.14399692

This is from a week or so ago

>> No.14399725

>And he set off his fire alarm grilling the hot dogs
It's absolutely astonishing: every time you think he's reached the pinnacle of incompetence he one ups himself. He's like the Muhammad Ali of incompetence.

>> No.14399766

Both of his ankles shit themselves after he tried to go on a brisk walk and now he requires more surgery. He's down to one arm only now.

>> No.14399772

Am I the only one who wants to see a stroked out limped dick Ja/ck/ try to fuck his wife or Simply Sara?

>> No.14399780

I feel sorry for him, really.

>> No.14399784

I could tell it wasnt Jack because the food looked edible

>> No.14399859

thought so at first too because he only used one hand

>> No.14399925

He went on a big boomer rant about how they forced him to test for COVID before his surgery even though those are just "WHO rules" and America doesn't even fund the WHO anymore.

>> No.14399928

I fucking hate Americans so much.

>> No.14400105

He almost canceled his foot surgery because they forced him to get tested. Talk about being a pussy

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>> No.14400123

F to a true American hero.

>> No.14400172

It's coca-cola flavored funnel cake. It's' fair food, you go to the county fair and you pig out on the fried snickers bars, fried coca-cola, the donut burger, the potato tornado, and then wash it all down with a a large lemonade before you go to the grill stand and see what they got cookin'.

And Steve Hall is a FUCKING AMERICAN HERO! How dare you, good sir!? Have you not courtesy? No dignity!?

>> No.14400247

holy shit this is amazing

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I've been to America and the thing that blew me away was how cheap all the food is and just how big the portion sizes are. I went to a movie and asked for a medium popcorn and it was a giant bucket, I couldn't even eat half of it. Their small is bigger than a large popcorn in my country, same story with the drinks, which have like 2 litre plastic cups as well. America truly is a disgusting place.

>> No.14400398

jesus christ the egg stand guy

>> No.14400409

fast food autism is a beast

>> No.14400425

/ck/ won best aesthetics this season for him.

>> No.14400432

I honestly wouldn't be able to take more than a few bites. I am sure they would be delicious bites. But the richness of that would shut my stomach down so quick.

>> No.14400475

Aihn't that the truth.

If Jack tried to do fried coca-cola, he'd just pour a 2liter in a pan.

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>> No.14400663

That's clearly Australia.

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Miss you Steve!

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>> No.14400806

I don't think it's as bad as you think. I'm pretty sure that's from Brazil and they have cheap ethanol instead of gas...

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>> No.14400911

fucking destroys me every time

>> No.14400935

Why is this man trying to cut wood with kitchen knives!

>> No.14400950

Because he saw a commercial where they used steel knives to cut through a wood and he was thinking the ceramic knife would do that same, but it chipped instead so he gave it a bad review and returned it to Wal-Mart same day.

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Can we get some CAKE webms going?

>> No.14400972

Uma delicia

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>> No.14401008

He died. I wonder why? Now his "dear Sheena" does the show.

>> No.14401049

How to be fat, the guide.

>> No.14401058

Ceramic knives are great. They never seem to dull, but you NEVER EVER twist them, or use excessive force, otherwise they break. They are extremely hard, but do not bend at all

>> No.14401060

these dumps ain't chumps

>> No.14401062

Jack has some very feminine hands in this one

>> No.14401064

who knew milk steak was a fucking thing russian cuisine is hilariously bad.

>> No.14401218

>if Jack could cook and wasn't a slob

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is he wearing nail polish? all that women's jewelry doesn't help

>> No.14401246

what's jacks name again? i wanna watch him on youtube

>> No.14401273

>Jack opens a portal to another dimension
>it was suppose to be french toast

>> No.14401283

That's Tammy's hands.

>> No.14401289

You mean Sheela. "My Sheela"!

>> No.14401293

Is Tammy Jack's drag queen name?

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Jack Scalfani

>> No.14401321

I want Tammy to sit on my face

>> No.14401328

Don't do it. You have so much more to live for. Think about all of your loved ones you'd be leaving behind.

>> No.14401330

it is in brazil indeed

surprisingly this isn't dangerous at all, look into it, drinking pure liquid mercury (Hg) isn't that harmful and it was even used back then as a medicine for constipation i believe

>> No.14401339

why is he coating the chicken in peanut butter

>> No.14401358

It's supposed to be General Tso's.

>> No.14401379

Are you fucking kidding me

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i'm sorry

>> No.14401397

Is this man as dumb as some of the videos in the thread make him out to be.

>> No.14401415

I dunno

>> No.14401509

that's organic mercury, not pure mercury. organic mercury is an organic molecule containing mercury, like CH3Hg. elemental mercury in its liquid form, the one you find in thermometers for example, is barely absorbed by the body when ingested, it basically goes in and out. this doesn't mean you can't get poisoning from it, you might but it's much much less likely and not as dangerous as you'd expect. inhaling mercury vapors, elemental mercury in it's gaseous form, on the other hand will fuck you up. like i said, people used liquid mercury as laxative back then.

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>adding sugar on top of an already sugary fruit

>> No.14401578

Sounds sweet.

>> No.14401695

I lost

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Fuck off, off topic.

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>> No.14401793

Are these simulated or do a few anons link up to play? I've seen these for years but never asked

>> No.14401841

Amateur cook here, if I was to make a dozen of these for (insert event) how would I prevent them from looking so dry? I'm imagining they taste very dry as well. They have fun little designs and they'd be a quick fingerfood dessert for a summer event like idk a day at the lake with my girlfriend and her friends but they look way too fucking dry to enjoy. Would I put jam or something on them prior to cooking, after cooking, etc.

>> No.14401883

Brush the fruit with a sugar syrup, I believe. Thinned down jam or preserves, I think.

>> No.14401966

Holy fuck I want that...

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>> No.14402019

Is he autistic or something

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got some Ja/ck/s to dump

>> No.14402034

>kosher salt

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>> No.14402041

This enormous man will devour us ALL!!!!

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>> No.14402069

What's his endgame?

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another stroke probably

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>> No.14402097

He is honestly worse because you don't hear his constant bitching and moaning in these clips

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Did someone say egg?

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>> No.14402121

I grabbed a salad with grill chicken from the store today, it was 980 calories. The meme about American food is absolutely real.

>> No.14402123

Why the hell did he put paprika in his eyes?

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i think its cayenne pepper

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He didn't have any lemon

>> No.14402135

also i cant remember which video it is but i think he had pink eye and he heard that doing that would help or some stupid shit

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>> No.14402143

I refuse to believe a word you say just because the chances of some anon making shit up trying to give somebody mercury poisoning for t3h lulz is too high.

>> No.14402156

Damn he's good

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>scared of organic grass-fed mercury

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>> No.14402172

Seems hard to clean

>> No.14402205

holy fuck years of seeing her make it, but this is the first time I've seen the end result. Its even worse than I could have imagined.

>> No.14402220

What's the saying? Three strokes, you're out?

>> No.14402240

something like that yeah

>> No.14402257

I can't help but wonder if those natives were just fucking with him.

>> No.14402301

>kosher (((salt)))

>> No.14402313

Fuck off, newfag.

>> No.14402316

This little baby is too scared of a bit of mercury lol

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>> No.14402385

How much does he charge? For a delicious sandwich

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>20 step mac and cheese

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>> No.14402431

Man that's fucked up

>> No.14402444

what the fuck is that pot lid trick?
is it full of melted butter?
what was the point of that

>> No.14402447

Isn't Vegan Butter just Margarine?

>> No.14402453

To melt the cheese on his burgers.

Don't worry, even if you visit the phillipines you'll never be in the place where they serve that shit.

>> No.14402464

That's Kay and her ex-nonstick pan.

>> No.14402486

He had a death wish. He knew all along. LOL.

>> No.14402516

These are so stupid. Does anyone even get a chuckle out of this stupid shit?

>> No.14402519

movie theaters are notorious for insanely large sizes. That's not the standard.

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this is playd in PES with AI vs AI mode, where people form the boards make the tactics and rosters for their boards.

tournaments take place 4 times a year (2 elite cups in sumer and winter and 2 babby (qualificatoion) tournamnets in spring/autumn) and are streamed

so kinda both

for a general FAQ about this stuff:

>> No.14402522

Haha egg go wirrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.14402535

That looks good what the fuck are you cunts going on about

>> No.14402538

This motherfucker over here making shitty hot dogs. Jack may be the only human on earth who actually regressed as a cook from practicing.

>> No.14402576

use an eggwash and brush over them before you bake

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you shouldnt. it's normal enough to feel sympathy for a first time stroke victim--it can serve as a much needed kick in the ass for someone who needed it, and they begin the arduous road of recovery. jack did not do this, and he allowed himself to suffer a second stroke because he has refused to learn a single goddamn thing. two strokes later and with both shattered ankles and an unusable right arm, jack makes a sequel to his ultimate bacon meal or whatever the fuck.

he doesnt deserve pity. he does this to himself. he deserves to be mocked endlessly into the grave. fuck jack.

>> No.14402682

every time i see this clip i want to beat this woman to death. i fucking hate this overeactive cunt

>> No.14402692

infinitely disappointed that a pet rat didnt come over to eat

>> No.14402700

europoors seething its not toast sandwich

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>> No.14402772

jesus christ being a vegan most be suffering, and i say this as someone who already consumes little meat in my diet

>> No.14402773

this looks amazing

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>> No.14402787

Okay that actually looks amazing. I would tear up that cake

>> No.14402794

holy shit this is still going on? i remember when it was germanbro and that ganon kid. are they still around?

>> No.14402801

>if I was to make a dozen of these for (insert event)
it's covid era, stay home

>> No.14402851


Seems like a good guy to have around

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>mask tranny can't shut the fuck up about it
this is /ck/ not /cvg/

>> No.14402967

>simple pulled pork
>make pulled pork then put it in between two tortillas and other fillings then deep fry it then turn it into a pizza

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It's also not pork

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>> No.14403028

Why can't you people ever post anything that looks delicious

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Here, I've got your webm right here

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>> No.14403055

Looks like the bottom of a dumpster behind a restaurant.

>> No.14403061

OK, Nederlanders. Explain yourselves.

>> No.14403065

You are not a smart man.

>> No.14403069

Endless pile of ingredients that never ends. Quite fucked.

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>> No.14403076

>pulled pork
Pulled pig.

>> No.14403080

Pulled poultry

>> No.14403086
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Yes goyim

>> No.14403093

poor girl, she could have been so beautiful if she just dropped like 120 pounds.

>> No.14403117

hear hear

>> No.14403128

This might actually be delicious. Just dump it over pasta

>> No.14403155

Did he just shot vodka through his eyes? Wtf

>> No.14403296

actually its Germany

>> No.14403306

if anything they should've added a little but of lemon juice which would help to break down the apricot and add a nice tangy flavor

>> No.14403316

if they just baked it when it was in that pan instead of chilling it they would have a nice layered tortilla thing and not... whatever the fuck that is.

>> No.14403324

that looks fine (if a bit excessive) but I would rather just put the sausage on a bun and top with cheese sauce and veggies.

>> No.14403327

people shit on this but really I think its perfectly fine, its a more realistic result of what is being made and it probably tastes good.

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>> No.14403338

yeah that looks really good, would add some sauteed onions but those look pretty great.

>> No.14403362
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GB occasionally comes around to commentate, but it has gone trough different "management" since.
10 year anniversary coming next year.

>> No.14403373

Jack would have put them in ice cold oil and slowly waited for it to heat up, then when it starts boiling he pulled out dough sludge

>> No.14403379

This isn't even bad. This is just a puff puff and the cola gives it the cola taste. Instead of adding water it uses water in the cola and instead of sugar it uses the sugar in the cola.

>> No.14403404

its not dangerous as long as you dont have any wounds inside your mouth or stomach it could get into

>> No.14403410

what's he even trying to do?

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>> No.14403487

How does he get out?

>> No.14403499

what is macerating?

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>> No.14403501

you right sorry i just saw the burgers and i thought it was ja/ck/s icewater burgers

>> No.14403505

>Frying temperature above 60°C

>> No.14403517

It's lethal because mercury creates vapur at body temperature and you are killing yourself every time you breath your own burp

>> No.14403520

What is macerating?

>> No.14403553

These people make me wonder why we banned chem weapons

>> No.14403555

The process of leaving sweet fruit in sugar which draws out the moisture, creating a sweet fruity syrup and amplifies the flavour of whatever you're macerating.
There's also a method where you leave the fruit in a sweet liquid or liqueur, which makes the fruit plumper and juicier, whilst also enhancing the natural flavour.

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>> No.14403583

>complain about content
>post nothing

enjoy hell, sinner

>> No.14403605

actually he was doing food good, with the food being made the idea of adding cola as a sweetener and liquid for the batter is ingenious.

>> No.14403610

why not work on yourself instead of projecting your insecurities out onto the world?

>> No.14403665

I can't see you but now I know you're fat. Make it less obvious next time, tubby.

>> No.14403811

I have seen everything from skat to brutal mutilations on this site but this is the first time I have ever gagged.

>> No.14403812

not a dutchie but i live close to the border
the sauce rarely comes really on top of the fries, its more belgium style to have them in a cone with mayo on top.
the peanut sauce is more of a sate style sauce if you know that
its not my thing personally as its kinda bitter but its pretty loved by all the asians in the netherlands

>> No.14403844

Expected bad things, kinda decent actually

>> No.14403857

I laughed at this. The other webm with the "vampire kryptonite" makes me cringe every time I see it though.

>> No.14403908

Anyone got those webms of the Japanese guy making a fish dish that was from some movie? I actually miss the old webms

>> No.14403972

>>haha we're even more primitive than you thought!

>> No.14404007

>instead of sugar
It still uses added sugar..

>> No.14404025

i did laugh at his vids when i first started watching him, but after a while the joke gets really stale.

>> No.14404051

Are Japs overweight? They add sugar to everything

>> No.14404099

no they are not. they dont snack nearly as frequently as we do and 1 in 3 japs diet

>> No.14404191

doritos consomme

>> No.14404212

i hope the celebration song was
>talkin bout deenz

>> No.14404224

could be unripened

>> No.14404267
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I couldn't watch it to the end, it's a humiliation of the cooking i grew up with :D

It's like when my brought home Danish pastry covered in chocolate, Danishes should be covered with vanilla cream and possibly some sugar icing.

>> No.14404339

Just make a hot tottie with a bit of cayenne, minced garlic, and ginger.

>> No.14404349

>Adds turmeric
>It literally spells out "No"

>> No.14404357
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They redid this one

>> No.14404392

Aside from the fact that there's like 5 kilos of soggy meat and just way too much of everything in general, this doesn't look bad.
It's like the middle-eastern version of poutine. Would share with five friends.

>> No.14404401

You can see the look on those kids faces is like "what the fuck is this guy doing? we got a pan in the hut...".

>> No.14404413

>Would share with five friends.


>> No.14404424

I would say that once a year it's okay to go.to a county fair or carnival and eat like that but i havent been to anything like that in probably 5 years.

>> No.14404481

That...is spotted dick.

>> No.14404628

God I love this woman, she's so fun and cute. She's better than the food, which is just the prop. This video would be nothing without her breakdancing all over the fucking place. What even was the restaurant again? Oh yeah, "Wiggly princess' palace!".

>> No.14404750

wtf is this real?

>> No.14404865

Yeah but you still came here didn't you

>> No.14404984

RiP big guy. Loved his YouTube channel.

>> No.14405005

Same I was confused by the use of both arms

>> No.14405105

can I do this but with apples ?

>> No.14405193

If they were Australian that would be plausible. But dude, stop making excuses for people. Some places suck and have shitty people and culture.p

>> No.14405285

>All the Asians in the Netherlands.
By the time I get around to vacationing in Europe there's going to be hardly any Europe left.

>> No.14405302

Pasta has eggs in it, not vegan

>> No.14405474

vegan pasta

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The fact that he died and Jack yet lives is a cosmic travesty

>> No.14405544

Jack is immortal

>> No.14405552

Do Americans really?

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He is missed every day.
Rest in piece, plump hotdog man.

>> No.14405602

so shit when they take burgers straight from the grill to the bun. it ruins the bottom bun. that is a bagel though so it probably held up fine but still

>> No.14405619

they tracked where the lewis and clark expedition set up camp because their stool had a lot of mercury in it due to them taking oral mercury constantly. it helps with both constipation and syphilis, and they met natives and fucked their way across america while eating trail food so it was a nice coincidence.

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does anyone have that pizza one with the really annoying girl making faces.

>> No.14405685

>That Packers spatula
Makes perfect sense

>> No.14405820

didnt know this was a YFYL goddamn any sauce on the lady?

>> No.14406028

t. sorry nokiss virgins
its not like the avocado bitch is not annoying
but the fact that you pathetic faggots keep posting these videos proves your autistic need to seeth over women

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>> No.14406047

i bet you felt really edgy and cool typing that

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jesus, it's like cement

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>> No.14406131

Is he just a sentient colony of parasites and salmonella or something?

>> No.14406140

y tho? are you supposed to eat the stick?

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>> No.14406156

Lurk for 2 more years, plebbit simp whiteknight closet homo.

>> No.14406163

how'd he get surround by all them eggs?

>> No.14406169

why would i whiteknight women if i wanted to fuck men you projecting shit-for-brain reddit refugee retard?

>> No.14406188

Why do American women act like absolute bitchy twats online?

>> No.14406231

Looks like Ava Dalush, my man

>> No.14406380

Just let him be butthurt about having affordable and plentiful food

>> No.14406382

God I fucking hate Americans.

>> No.14406395

this makes me so mad

>> No.14406509

I like cheese. I often have some on a cracker, or in a sandwich or even as a garnish on some pasta.
But WTF is it with yanks using it as their primary nutrition source?
Mac & cheese etc..

>> No.14406518

What's this kosher salt?
I've never seen it sold in European supermarkets

>> No.14406522

Is that mercury?

>> No.14406534

It's salt with large, irregular grains. It's good for absorbing the juices from meat so is common in kosher and halal meat prep. The salt itself is not kosher

>> No.14406563

holy fuck the new player with the clam model, I'm dying

>> No.14406578

Excuse me but this is a Christian server. Watch your mouth or I'll report you to the mods.

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>> No.14407277

what a pointless thing also how did they not realize it looks like a log of shit

>> No.14407422

tthis always cracks me up for some reason

>> No.14407442

>cooking beef in non-stick
>throwing out the juices and fat
>zero fond

what the fuck

>> No.14407634

I legit don't think he can understand that what happens to him are the consequences of his actions.
Like he just has no conception of it.

>> No.14407647

how does it help with syphilis if it isn't absorbed by the body in any way.

>> No.14407781

what's the trick to make a perfect sunny side up eggs?

>> No.14407792

the tomatoes ruin it

>> No.14407851

He has Christ brainworms and thinks it's all in Jesus's hands

>> No.14407902

yup I'd buy that

>> No.14408108

Wow I love it when the crust crumbles and has no gluten development! because some cunt who has never made anything in her life made this shaped like a pretzel for no reason.. yaaaayy..

>> No.14408112

Cocking with A sentient colony of parasites!

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