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Home of the brave.

>> No.14399423
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>> No.14399434

>>14399420
Holy shit I thought that was Jack until the ending

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>>14399420

>> No.14399457

>>14399434

So did I, but at least this hammo can cook something and not leave it entirely raw

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>>14399434
Too coordinated. Even before his second stroke partially paralyzed him Jack had trouble with basic tasks.

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>>14399475

>> No.14399493

>>14399434
>>14399475
The absence of that gaudy fucking ring is what did it for me.

>> No.14399500

>>14399420
>>14399423
I am actually extremely certain this all, all of that is utterly fake. Americans are just making these fake vids so Europoors seethe but they actually are all healthy as fuck and eat normal burgers and French cuisine and stuff.

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>>14399420
>>14399423
disgusting fat americans

>> No.14399513
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the /ck/ 4CC team wil pla yin the summer elite cup for at keast the next two weekends facing /jp/ on saturday aswell as /biz/ and /gd/ next friday and sunday

>> No.14399516

>>14399483
why would he do this

>> No.14399524

HOME ON THE RANGE

>> No.14399530
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for more info on our 4CC team you can check here
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

there will be a matchthread on saturday, hope to see you around

>> No.14399541

>>14399524
WHERE THE DEERS AND ANTELOPE PLAY

>> No.14399556

>>14399516
In the video he's "testing" the knife for its durability, but makes a major mistake in copying those kooky TV ads where they cut crazy shit because the knife he's using is a ceramic blade, which is by nature more brittle than a metal knife and not made to stand up to that sort of pressure.

The best part of the story is that he chips the blade a shitton (on purpose), but then is able to get a full refund from Walmart. This is why Jack is the way he is. His stupidity never gets punished.

>> No.14399614

WAIT
YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE WATER AND SUGAR WITH SUGARWATER?
WOAH

>> No.14399619

>>14399420
He should have reduced a 2 liter bottle into a cup's worth if he wanted the "flavor"

>> No.14399620
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Ja/ck/s Perfect Hot Dogs

>> No.14399651

>>14399620
How long is this after his strokes? It's like he's not learnt how to do anything with his left hand. I get it's hard to use your non-dominant hand but there are amputees that use only their feet that have better mobility than Ja/ck/

>> No.14399668

>>14399651
>jack
>learning anything

>> No.14399675

>>14399651
This was like a month ago. And he set off his fire alarm grilling the hot dogs

>> No.14399692

>>14399651
This is from a week or so ago

>> No.14399725

>>14399675
>And he set off his fire alarm grilling the hot dogs
It's absolutely astonishing: every time you think he's reached the pinnacle of incompetence he one ups himself. He's like the Muhammad Ali of incompetence.

>> No.14399766

>>14399651
Both of his ankles shit themselves after he tried to go on a brisk walk and now he requires more surgery. He's down to one arm only now.

>> No.14399772

Am I the only one who wants to see a stroked out limped dick Ja/ck/ try to fuck his wife or Simply Sara?

>> No.14399780

>>14399766
I feel sorry for him, really.

>> No.14399784

>>14399434
I could tell it wasnt Jack because the food looked edible

>> No.14399859

>>14399434
thought so at first too because he only used one hand

>> No.14399925

>>14399780
He went on a big boomer rant about how they forced him to test for COVID before his surgery even though those are just "WHO rules" and America doesn't even fund the WHO anymore.

>> No.14399928

>>14399420
>>14399423
I fucking hate Americans so much.

>> No.14400105

>>14399925
He almost canceled his foot surgery because they forced him to get tested. Talk about being a pussy

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>> No.14400123

>>14399423
>>14399420
F to a true American hero.

>> No.14400172

>>14399420
It's coca-cola flavored funnel cake. It's' fair food, you go to the county fair and you pig out on the fried snickers bars, fried coca-cola, the donut burger, the potato tornado, and then wash it all down with a a large lemonade before you go to the grill stand and see what they got cookin'.

And Steve Hall is a FUCKING AMERICAN HERO! How dare you, good sir!? Have you not courtesy? No dignity!?

>> No.14400247

>>14399513
holy shit this is amazing

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>> No.14400354

>>14399530
>>14400111
>>14400278
BASED

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>>14399500
I've been to America and the thing that blew me away was how cheap all the food is and just how big the portion sizes are. I went to a movie and asked for a medium popcorn and it was a giant bucket, I couldn't even eat half of it. Their small is bigger than a large popcorn in my country, same story with the drinks, which have like 2 litre plastic cups as well. America truly is a disgusting place.

>> No.14400398

>>14399513
jesus christ the egg stand guy

>> No.14400409

>>14400278
fast food autism is a beast

>> No.14400425

>>14400398
/ck/ won best aesthetics this season for him.

>> No.14400432

>>14399423
I honestly wouldn't be able to take more than a few bites. I am sure they would be delicious bites. But the richness of that would shut my stomach down so quick.

>> No.14400475

>>14399784
Aihn't that the truth.

If Jack tried to do fried coca-cola, he'd just pour a 2liter in a pan.

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>> No.14400532

>>14400172
Hah

Fatty

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>> No.14400616

>>14400520
disgusting

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>> No.14400663

>>14400646
>>14400657
That's clearly Australia.

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>>14399420
Miss you Steve!

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>> No.14400806

>>14400557
I don't think it's as bad as you think. I'm pretty sure that's from Brazil and they have cheap ethanol instead of gas...

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>>14400806

>> No.14400911

>>14400757
fucking destroys me every time

>> No.14400935

>>14399483
Why is this man trying to cut wood with kitchen knives!

>> No.14400950

>>14400935
Because he saw a commercial where they used steel knives to cut through a wood and he was thinking the ceramic knife would do that same, but it chipped instead so he gave it a bad review and returned it to Wal-Mart same day.

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Can we get some CAKE webms going?

>> No.14400972

>>14400557
Uma delicia

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>>14400971

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>>14400971

>> No.14401008

>>14399420
He died. I wonder why? Now his "dear Sheena" does the show.

>> No.14401049

>>14400626
How to be fat, the guide.

>> No.14401058

>>14399483
Ceramic knives are great. They never seem to dull, but you NEVER EVER twist them, or use excessive force, otherwise they break. They are extremely hard, but do not bend at all

>> No.14401060

>>14400520
these dumps ain't chumps

>> No.14401062

>>14400989
Jack has some very feminine hands in this one

>> No.14401064

>>14400626
who knew milk steak was a fucking thing russian cuisine is hilariously bad.

>> No.14401218

>>14399420
>>14399423
>if Jack could cook and wasn't a slob
Amazing.

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>>14400989
>>14401062
is he wearing nail polish? all that women's jewelry doesn't help

>> No.14401246

what's jacks name again? i wanna watch him on youtube

>> No.14401273

>>14400757
>Jack opens a portal to another dimension
>it was suppose to be french toast

>> No.14401283

>>14401229
That's Tammy's hands.

>> No.14401289

>>14401008
You mean Sheela. "My Sheela"!

>> No.14401293

>>14401283
Is Tammy Jack's drag queen name?

>> No.14401309
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>>14401246
Jack Scalfani

>> No.14401321

I want Tammy to sit on my face

>> No.14401328

>>14401321
Don't do it. You have so much more to live for. Think about all of your loved ones you'd be leaving behind.

>> No.14401330

>>14400806
it is in brazil indeed

>>14400836
surprisingly this isn't dangerous at all, look into it, drinking pure liquid mercury (Hg) isn't that harmful and it was even used back then as a medicine for constipation i believe

>> No.14401339

>>14400757
why is he coating the chicken in peanut butter

>> No.14401358

>>14401339
It's supposed to be General Tso's.

>> No.14401379

>>14401358
Are you fucking kidding me

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>>14399420
i'm sorry

>> No.14401397

>>14401309
Is this man as dumb as some of the videos in the thread make him out to be.

>> No.14401415

>>14401330
I dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ7M01jV058

>> No.14401509

>>14401415
that's organic mercury, not pure mercury. organic mercury is an organic molecule containing mercury, like CH3Hg. elemental mercury in its liquid form, the one you find in thermometers for example, is barely absorbed by the body when ingested, it basically goes in and out. this doesn't mean you can't get poisoning from it, you might but it's much much less likely and not as dangerous as you'd expect. inhaling mercury vapors, elemental mercury in it's gaseous form, on the other hand will fuck you up. like i said, people used liquid mercury as laxative back then.

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>>14400520
>adding sugar on top of an already sugary fruit

>> No.14401578

>>14401567
Sounds sweet.

>> No.14401695

>>14400757
>filename
I lost

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>>14399513
>>14399530
Fuck off, off topic.

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>>14401567
yes

>> No.14401793

>>14400278
>>14400111
Are these simulated or do a few anons link up to play? I've seen these for years but never asked

>> No.14401841

>>14401752
Amateur cook here, if I was to make a dozen of these for (insert event) how would I prevent them from looking so dry? I'm imagining they taste very dry as well. They have fun little designs and they'd be a quick fingerfood dessert for a summer event like idk a day at the lake with my girlfriend and her friends but they look way too fucking dry to enjoy. Would I put jam or something on them prior to cooking, after cooking, etc.

>> No.14401883

>>14401841
Brush the fruit with a sugar syrup, I believe. Thinned down jam or preserves, I think.

>> No.14401966

>>14400976
Holy fuck I want that...

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>> No.14402019

>>14402006
Is he autistic or something

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>> No.14402028

>>14401883
Thanks!

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got some Ja/ck/s to dump

>> No.14402034

>>14402001
>kosher salt

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>> No.14402041

>>14402006
This enormous man will devour us ALL!!!!
https://youtu.be/PC4vOaZbfrc

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>> No.14402069

>>14402031
>>14402037
>>14402043
What's his endgame?

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>>14402069
another stroke probably

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>>14402036
USA.webm

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>> No.14402097

>>14401397
He is honestly worse because you don't hear his constant bitching and moaning in these clips

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EGG

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>>14402091

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>>14402103
Did someone say egg?

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>> No.14402121

>>14399500
>>14400377
I grabbed a salad with grill chicken from the store today, it was 980 calories. The meme about American food is absolutely real.

>> No.14402123

>>14402078
Why the hell did he put paprika in his eyes?

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>>14402123
i think its cayenne pepper

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>>14402123
He didn't have any lemon

>> No.14402135

>>14402123
also i cant remember which video it is but i think he had pink eye and he heard that doing that would help or some stupid shit

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>> No.14402143

>>14401509
I refuse to believe a word you say just because the chances of some anon making shit up trying to give somebody mercury poisoning for t3h lulz is too high.

>> No.14402156

>>14402103
Damn he's good

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>>14402143
>scared of organic grass-fed mercury

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>>14402114

>> No.14402172

>>14402114
Seems hard to clean

>> No.14402205

>>14400657
holy fuck years of seeing her make it, but this is the first time I've seen the end result. Its even worse than I could have imagined.

>> No.14402220

>>14402078
What's the saying? Three strokes, you're out?

>> No.14402240

>>14402220
something like that yeah

>> No.14402257

>>14402157
I can't help but wonder if those natives were just fucking with him.

>> No.14402301

>>14402034
>kosher (((salt)))

>> No.14402313

>>14401722
Fuck off, newfag.

>> No.14402316

>>14402143
This little baby is too scared of a bit of mercury lol

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>>14402166

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>>14402365

>> No.14402385

>>14402103
How much does he charge? For a delicious sandwich

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>>14402399
>>14402394
>20 step mac and cheese

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>> No.14402431

>>14402413
Man that's fucked up

>> No.14402444

>>14399423
what the fuck is that pot lid trick?
is it full of melted butter?
what was the point of that

>> No.14402447

>>14402394
Isn't Vegan Butter just Margarine?

>> No.14402453

>>14402444
To melt the cheese on his burgers.

>>14402431
Don't worry, even if you visit the phillipines you'll never be in the place where they serve that shit.

>> No.14402464

>>14402031
That's Kay and her ex-nonstick pan.

>> No.14402486

>>14401384
He had a death wish. He knew all along. LOL.

>> No.14402516

>>14402372
These are so stupid. Does anyone even get a chuckle out of this stupid shit?

>> No.14402519

>>14400377
movie theaters are notorious for insanely large sizes. That's not the standard.

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>>14401793
this is playd in PES with AI vs AI mode, where people form the boards make the tactics and rosters for their boards.

tournaments take place 4 times a year (2 elite cups in sumer and winter and 2 babby (qualificatoion) tournamnets in spring/autumn) and are streamed

so kinda both

for a general FAQ about this stuff:
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>> No.14402522

>>14402365
Haha egg go wirrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.14402535

>>14399423
That looks good what the fuck are you cunts going on about

>> No.14402538

>>14399620
This motherfucker over here making shitty hot dogs. Jack may be the only human on earth who actually regressed as a cook from practicing.

>> No.14402576

>>14401841
use an eggwash and brush over them before you bake

>> No.14402675
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14402675

>>14399780
you shouldnt. it's normal enough to feel sympathy for a first time stroke victim--it can serve as a much needed kick in the ass for someone who needed it, and they begin the arduous road of recovery. jack did not do this, and he allowed himself to suffer a second stroke because he has refused to learn a single goddamn thing. two strokes later and with both shattered ankles and an unusable right arm, jack makes a sequel to his ultimate bacon meal or whatever the fuck.

he doesnt deserve pity. he does this to himself. he deserves to be mocked endlessly into the grave. fuck jack.

>> No.14402682

>>14401984
every time i see this clip i want to beat this woman to death. i fucking hate this overeactive cunt

>> No.14402692

>>14402006
infinitely disappointed that a pet rat didnt come over to eat

>> No.14402700

>>14402535
europoors seething its not toast sandwich

>> No.14402762
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14402762

>>14402447
NO!

>> No.14402772

>>14402762
jesus christ being a vegan most be suffering, and i say this as someone who already consumes little meat in my diet

>> No.14402773

>>14399423
this looks amazing

>> No.14402780
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>>14402773

>> No.14402787

>>14400976
Okay that actually looks amazing. I would tear up that cake

>> No.14402794

>>14402520
holy shit this is still going on? i remember when it was germanbro and that ganon kid. are they still around?

>> No.14402801

>>14401841
>if I was to make a dozen of these for (insert event)
it's covid era, stay home

>> No.14402851

>>14402129

Seems like a good guy to have around

>> No.14402885

>>14402801
Faggot

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>>14402885

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>>14402801
>mask tranny can't shut the fuck up about it
this is /ck/ not /cvg/

>> No.14402967

>>14402036
>simple pulled pork
>make pulled pork then put it in between two tortillas and other fillings then deep fry it then turn it into a pizza
>simple

>> No.14402975
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14402975

>>14402967
It's also not pork

>> No.14402978

>>14402975
devillish

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>> No.14403028

Why can't you people ever post anything that looks delicious

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>>14403028
Here, I've got your webm right here

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>> No.14403049
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>> No.14403055

>>14403002
Looks like the bottom of a dumpster behind a restaurant.

>> No.14403061

>>14402018
OK, Nederlanders. Explain yourselves.

>> No.14403065

>>14402967
You are not a smart man.

>> No.14403069

>>14402986
Endless pile of ingredients that never ends. Quite fucked.

>> No.14403075

>>14402682
mutual

>> No.14403076

>>14402967
>pulled pork
Pulled pig.

>> No.14403080

>>14403076
Pulled poultry

>> No.14403086
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14403086

>>14400663
Yes goyim

>> No.14403093

>>14400657
poor girl, she could have been so beautiful if she just dropped like 120 pounds.

>> No.14403117

>>14402516
hear hear

>> No.14403128

>>14400719
This might actually be delicious. Just dump it over pasta

>> No.14403155

>>14402078
Did he just shot vodka through his eyes? Wtf

>> No.14403296

>>14400663
actually its Germany

>> No.14403306

>>14401567
if anything they should've added a little but of lemon juice which would help to break down the apricot and add a nice tangy flavor

>> No.14403316

>>14402036
if they just baked it when it was in that pan instead of chilling it they would have a nice layered tortilla thing and not... whatever the fuck that is.

>> No.14403324

>>14402889
that looks fine (if a bit excessive) but I would rather just put the sausage on a bun and top with cheese sauce and veggies.

>> No.14403327

>>14403040
people shit on this but really I think its perfectly fine, its a more realistic result of what is being made and it probably tastes good.

>> No.14403332
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14403332

>>14403324

>> No.14403338

>>14403332
yeah that looks really good, would add some sauteed onions but those look pretty great.

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14403362

>>14402794
GB occasionally comes around to commentate, but it has gone trough different "management" since.
10 year anniversary coming next year.

>> No.14403373

>>14399434
Jack would have put them in ice cold oil and slowly waited for it to heat up, then when it starts boiling he pulled out dough sludge

>> No.14403379

>>14399420
This isn't even bad. This is just a puff puff and the cola gives it the cola taste. Instead of adding water it uses water in the cola and instead of sugar it uses the sugar in the cola.

>> No.14403404

>>14401330
its not dangerous as long as you dont have any wounds inside your mouth or stomach it could get into

>> No.14403410

>>14402024
what's he even trying to do?

>> No.14403463
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14403463

>>14403002
>>14403010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAA-

>> No.14403485

>>14402097
This.

>> No.14403487

>>14402103
How does he get out?

>> No.14403499

>>14401567
what is macerating?

>> No.14403500

Americans...

>> No.14403501

>>14402464
you right sorry i just saw the burgers and i thought it was ja/ck/s icewater burgers

>> No.14403505

>>14399434
>Jack
>Frying temperature above 60°C

>> No.14403517

>>14401330
It's lethal because mercury creates vapur at body temperature and you are killing yourself every time you breath your own burp

>> No.14403520

>>14403499
What is macerating?

>> No.14403553

>>14402029
These people make me wonder why we banned chem weapons

>> No.14403555

>>14403520
The process of leaving sweet fruit in sugar which draws out the moisture, creating a sweet fruity syrup and amplifies the flavour of whatever you're macerating.
There's also a method where you leave the fruit in a sweet liquid or liqueur, which makes the fruit plumper and juicier, whilst also enhancing the natural flavour.

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>> No.14403561

HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN OVERWEIGHT PERSON DOING FOOD BAD ??

XDD IM GONNA LE MAKE IT INTO LE EPIC WEBM !!

>> No.14403583

>>14403561
>complain about content
>post nothing

enjoy hell, sinner

>> No.14403605

>>14403561
actually he was doing food good, with the food being made the idea of adding cola as a sweetener and liquid for the batter is ingenious.

>> No.14403610

>>14403561
why not work on yourself instead of projecting your insecurities out onto the world?

>> No.14403665

>>14403561
I can't see you but now I know you're fat. Make it less obvious next time, tubby.

>> No.14403811

>>14402141
I have seen everything from skat to brutal mutilations on this site but this is the first time I have ever gagged.

>> No.14403812

>>14403061
not a dutchie but i live close to the border
the sauce rarely comes really on top of the fries, its more belgium style to have them in a cone with mayo on top.
the peanut sauce is more of a sate style sauce if you know that
its not my thing personally as its kinda bitter but its pretty loved by all the asians in the netherlands

>> No.14403844

>>14400720
Expected bad things, kinda decent actually

>> No.14403857

>>14402516
I laughed at this. The other webm with the "vampire kryptonite" makes me cringe every time I see it though.

>> No.14403908

Anyone got those webms of the Japanese guy making a fish dish that was from some movie? I actually miss the old webms

>> No.14403972

>>14402257
>>haha we're even more primitive than you thought!

>> No.14404007

>>14403379
>instead of sugar
It still uses added sugar..

>> No.14404025

>>14402516
i did laugh at his vids when i first started watching him, but after a while the joke gets really stale.

>> No.14404051

>>14403046
Are Japs overweight? They add sugar to everything

>> No.14404099

>>14404051
no they are not. they dont snack nearly as frequently as we do and 1 in 3 japs diet

>> No.14404191

>>14403811
doritos consomme

>> No.14404212

>>14399530
i hope the celebration song was
>talkin bout deenz

>> No.14404224

>>14401567
could be unripened

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>>14399420
I couldn't watch it to the end, it's a humiliation of the cooking i grew up with :D

It's like when my brought home Danish pastry covered in chocolate, Danishes should be covered with vanilla cream and possibly some sugar icing.

>> No.14404339

>>14403556
Just make a hot tottie with a bit of cayenne, minced garlic, and ginger.

>> No.14404349

>>14402394
>Adds turmeric
>It literally spells out "No"

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>>14402399
They redid this one

>> No.14404392

>>14403010
Aside from the fact that there's like 5 kilos of soggy meat and just way too much of everything in general, this doesn't look bad.
It's like the middle-eastern version of poutine. Would share with five friends.

>> No.14404401

>>14402257
>>14402157
You can see the look on those kids faces is like "what the fuck is this guy doing? we got a pan in the hut...".

>> No.14404413

>>14404392
>Would share with five friends.

Pussy

>> No.14404424

>>14400172
I would say that once a year it's okay to go.to a county fair or carnival and eat like that but i havent been to anything like that in probably 5 years.

>> No.14404481

>>14400976
That...is spotted dick.

>> No.14404628

>>14401984
God I love this woman, she's so fun and cute. She's better than the food, which is just the prop. This video would be nothing without her breakdancing all over the fucking place. What even was the restaurant again? Oh yeah, "Wiggly princess' palace!".

>> No.14404750

>>14402103
wtf is this real?

>> No.14404865

>>14400377
Yeah but you still came here didn't you

>> No.14404984

>>14399423
RiP big guy. Loved his YouTube channel.

>> No.14405005

>>14399434
Same I was confused by the use of both arms

>> No.14405105

>>14400520
can I do this but with apples ?

>> No.14405193

>>14402257
If they were Australian that would be plausible. But dude, stop making excuses for people. Some places suck and have shitty people and culture.p

>> No.14405285

>>14403812
>All the Asians in the Netherlands.
By the time I get around to vacationing in Europe there's going to be hardly any Europe left.

>> No.14405302

>>14402394
Pasta has eggs in it, not vegan

>> No.14405474

>>14405302
vegan pasta

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14405540

>>14404984
The fact that he died and Jack yet lives is a cosmic travesty

>> No.14405544

>>14405540
Jack is immortal

>> No.14405552

>>14405302
Do Americans really?

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14405581

>>14399420
>>14399423
He is missed every day.
Rest in piece, plump hotdog man.

>> No.14405602

>>14400705
so shit when they take burgers straight from the grill to the bun. it ruins the bottom bun. that is a bagel though so it probably held up fine but still

>> No.14405619

>>14402143
they tracked where the lewis and clark expedition set up camp because their stool had a lot of mercury in it due to them taking oral mercury constantly. it helps with both constipation and syphilis, and they met natives and fucked their way across america while eating trail food so it was a nice coincidence.

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14405634

>>14401984
does anyone have that pizza one with the really annoying girl making faces.

>> No.14405685

>>14399423
>That Packers spatula
Makes perfect sense

>> No.14405820

>>14405634
didnt know this was a YFYL goddamn any sauce on the lady?

>> No.14406028

>>14401984
>>14405634
t. sorry nokiss virgins
its not like the avocado bitch is not annoying
but the fact that you pathetic faggots keep posting these videos proves your autistic need to seeth over women

>> No.14406036

>>14402034
>>14402301
retards

>> No.14406047

>>14403553
i bet you felt really edgy and cool typing that

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14406063

>>14400757
jesus, it's like cement

>> No.14406064

>>14403410
Yes

>> No.14406131

>>14405544
Is he just a sentient colony of parasites and salmonella or something?

>> No.14406140

>>14400705
y tho? are you supposed to eat the stick?

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14406148

>>14400705

>> No.14406156

>>14406028
Lurk for 2 more years, plebbit simp whiteknight closet homo.

>> No.14406163

>>14402103
how'd he get surround by all them eggs?

>> No.14406169

>>14406156
why would i whiteknight women if i wanted to fuck men you projecting shit-for-brain reddit refugee retard?

>> No.14406188

>>14406169
Why do American women act like absolute bitchy twats online?

>> No.14406231

>>14405820
Looks like Ava Dalush, my man

>> No.14406380

>>14404865
Just let him be butthurt about having affordable and plentiful food

>> No.14406382

>>14400646
>>14400657
God I fucking hate Americans.

>> No.14406395

>>14402166
this makes me so mad

>> No.14406509

>>14400719
I like cheese. I often have some on a cracker, or in a sandwich or even as a garnish on some pasta.
But WTF is it with yanks using it as their primary nutrition source?
Mac & cheese etc..

>> No.14406518

>>14400720
What's this kosher salt?
I've never seen it sold in European supermarkets

>> No.14406522

>>14400836
Is that mercury?

>> No.14406534

>>14406518
It's salt with large, irregular grains. It's good for absorbing the juices from meat so is common in kosher and halal meat prep. The salt itself is not kosher

>> No.14406563

>>14399513
holy fuck the new player with the clam model, I'm dying

>> No.14406578

>>14404481
Excuse me but this is a Christian server. Watch your mouth or I'll report you to the mods.

>> No.14406624

>>14406578
>server
What?

>> No.14407277

>>14402114
what a pointless thing also how did they not realize it looks like a log of shit

>> No.14407422

>>14403025
tthis always cracks me up for some reason

>> No.14407442

>>14401981
>cooking beef in non-stick
>throwing out the juices and fat
>zero fond

what the fuck

>> No.14407634

>>14402675
I legit don't think he can understand that what happens to him are the consequences of his actions.
Like he just has no conception of it.

>> No.14407647

>>14405619
how does it help with syphilis if it isn't absorbed by the body in any way.

>> No.14407781

>>14402365
what's the trick to make a perfect sunny side up eggs?

>> No.14407792

>>14402986
the tomatoes ruin it

>> No.14407851

>>14407634
He has Christ brainworms and thinks it's all in Jesus's hands

>> No.14407902

>>14403002
yup I'd buy that

>> No.14408108

>>14403557
Wow I love it when the crust crumbles and has no gluten development! because some cunt who has never made anything in her life made this shaped like a pretzel for no reason.. yaaaayy..

>> No.14408112

>>14406131
Cocking with A sentient colony of parasites!

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