Will drinking these turn me gay?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:46:00 2020 No.14395361 [Reply] [Original]

Will drinking these turn me gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:47:02 2020 No.14395365 No, it just lets everyone know. Berry is pretty good btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:48:44 2020 No.14395371 You're OP, you're already gay. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:48:45 2020 No.14395372 File: 43 KB, 480x360, 1554374941974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395361 No, even better You will turn into a beautiful woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:49:34 2020 No.14395376 >>14395361 I feel sorry for the people who can't enjoy La Croix or White Claws or whatever because of how they think it makes them look. The drinks are very refreshing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:50:50 2020 No.14395387 >>14395372 It’s pretty fucked up that parents would not only let their son do this to himself, but also encourage him. Quite frankly, it’s child abuse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:51:08 2020 No.14395391 >>14395361 No, but caring what other people think based on your preferences is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:56:42 2020 No.14395409 >>14395387 It's child abuse to tell a girl that she has to be a boy and deny her basic medical care until she's grown into a monster to satisfy your narcissistic desire to have a boy's Little League coaching "life experience"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:57:52 2020 No.14395414 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:00:09 2020 No.14395428 >>14395409 If trannies are so mentally and physically stable, why do 41% of them commit suicide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:03:35 2020 No.14395441 >>14395391 >caring what other people care about isn't cool Say Nword on your social media accounts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:07:39 2020 No.14395458 >>14395361 I tried some coconut flavor of this, it had a weird waxy feeling to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:08:17 2020 No.14395460 >>14395428 probably because they have people like you in their lives

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:16:26 2020 No.14395477 >>14395409 It's child abuse to lie to a boy by telling him he can ever be a girl and then endorsing his chemical and/or physical castration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:24:40 2020 No.14395512 >>14395477 I'm sorry your parents sent you to gay conversion therapy but the legacy of abuse can end in one generation if you can stop excusing it as "my parents did this to me"

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:27:39 2020 No.14395524

>>14395376
White Claw and Truly are trash as seltzer. Coors-Molson has released a seltzer that actually tastes alright. It's called Vizzy. Sadly no tough guy will buy it because it comes in a salmon pink case.
t. liquor store anon
p.s. when I'm not drinking booze, Lime La Croix is the way to go for me to eliminate any bit of hangover I may have during waking/working hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:29:42 2020 No.14395533 >>14395361 Black cherry bubly > passion fruit la Croix > pamplemousse la croix > orange grapefruit aha > orange kroger brand > all the others >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> berry la croix

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:31:22 2020 No.14395542 everyone else does grapefruit better, surprisingly la croix's pomple moose is bad imo but other brands nail it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:33:15 2020 No.14395550 File: 168 KB, 1845x395, 1580563242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395460 >>14395512 It's time to stop.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:45:23 2020 No.14395608

>>14395512
I'm curious how people like you don't realize that you're the ones advocating gay conversion therapy. You're telling kids who are overwhelming gay/lesbian that they should undergo a "treatment" that will sterilize them and allow society to pretend that they're now straight. It's not even subtle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:46:24 2020 No.14395618 >>14395361 No, but they are the cure for alcoholism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:47:40 2020 No.14395625 >>14395550 Got the OP for that screencap anon? I wanna see the context

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:55:41 2020 No.14395687

>>14395608
>>14395550
>>14395477
>treats trans people like they're so stupid they can't figure out they can't reproduce
>calls them freaks and phonies and taunts them into suicide while constantly reminding them they can't enjoy all the things everyone else enjoys by default
huh, I wonder why the suicide rate is so high, really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:56:41 2020 No.14395696 >>14395361 my husband loves the coconut flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:00:29 2020 No.14395720 File: 1.09 MB, 2000x3000, 1472087722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395687 You can't blame society forever. Eventually you have to grow up and accept responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:07:59 2020 No.14395760 >>14395720 there's always gotta be a moral panic about something, huh also La Croix sucks ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:10:43 2020 No.14395774 >>14395524 I like Trulys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:12:10 2020 No.14395789 File: 2.66 MB, 426x240, repent sinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395760 >morality's relative >we're just animals >if it feels good, do it

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:17:49 2020 No.14395842

>>14395774
They are better than White Claw. Try a Vizzy next time you "buy drinks for the wife". That's the excuse every dude makes when he comes to my store and buys seltzer.
Seriously, try a Vizzy though. It seems to be the perfect balance of flavor. Honestly a pedestrian but still refreshing choice is the Bud Light seltzer in mango. They have an okay black cherry too, but nothing to write home about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:19:04 2020 No.14395851 File: 9 KB, 400x300, christian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395789

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:23:07 2020 No.14395873 >>14395789 >that webm Kino, what a chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:25:08 2020 No.14395887 >>14395460 >my very presence turns fruits into vegetables Uuuhhh based?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:26:24 2020 No.14395905 >>14395361 My nephew works at the La Croix factory as a recruiter and he told me that they actively avoid hiring gays, spics and niggers so no, I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:35:20 2020 No.14395976 You're already gay when you start basing what you drink based on what other people think about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:38:08 2020 No.14395990 >>14395361 Don't drink the limoncello the vanilla aftertaste is too much to enjoy properly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:42:08 2020 No.14396011 File: 933 KB, 1200x450, pol(ar).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14395361 Take the Polar pill if you can find them. But if all else the tall and skinny fag cans from La Croix are actually decent.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:52:42 2020 No.14396071

>>14396011
yooooooo just got these at the old Cost Co. Just drank grapefruit, these ones are so tasty they are soooo sweet, there has to be a catch. zero sugar what? Waaaaaaaaaat? Seriously there has to be some additive that is highly toxic not on the ingredients list it almost tastes like soda pop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:00:46 2020 No.14396112 >>14395851 >accused of nihilistic hedonism >respond with sexual euphemism pottery etc etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:07:27 2020 No.14396137 >>14395687 you are nothing but fakers and that makes you an abomination. if you need insurance co-pay for genital mutilation you don't have my support and no I don't support infant circumcision either

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:28:09 2020 No.14396242

>>14395409
it's child abuse to gaslight children into believing they're transgender under the guise of "helping them parse these feelings" because pfizer isn't making enough money on fucking menopause medication and you've found a use for deranged court eunuchs
it's extortion and class warfare when a full round of treatment costs over a million dollars per otherwise healthy child

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:08:19 2020 No.14396416 Trans people are literally freaks. Today, one approached me at the store, and I told him to get the fuck away from me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:14:07 2020 No.14396435 >>14396011 We're talking about trannies you fucking retard keep up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:21:53 2020 No.14396460 >>14395361 The secret is that you have to put gin in the top.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:43:12 2020 No.14396534 lime lacroix weaned me off coke now I do drink a coke zero every now and then but it's fairly rare

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 23:58:34 2020 No.14396590 >>14395361 get you some limoncello la croix my man, its fucking great

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:38:58 2020 No.14396755 La Croix is shit but Cherry Lime Klarburn is fire, but if you are worried about your fragile masculinity, check out Liquid Death Mountain Water

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:47:34 2020 No.14396797 >>14395376 It’s hell. I just want to drink refreshing beverages with hints of fruit in peace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 00:54:13 2020 No.14396831 >>14395376 Coke and Pepsi spend $4 billion each year telling consumers what to think about people who drink their products. Without that advertising lemmings don't know what to think.

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:16:57 2020 No.14397638

hi there. it's me, Steve Lacroix.

I noticed your little disagreement and thought I'd stop in to say that we do, in fact, pee in the seltzer. this is what makes it healthier than water, as here at Lacroix we firmly believe that drinking piss is good for you and we love to drink piss

have a lovely evening and use promo code 4CHAN for 10% off your next order

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:42:48 2020 No.14397879 >>14395361 Will an ice cold du Cnoix turn you gay? Click here to learn their one weird trick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:43:48 2020 No.14397882 >>14395361 Silly OP, you were a faggot long before your first sip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 07:52:00 2020 No.14397902 >>14395361 Flavored water is disgusting. >>14395365 You're desperately lying and rationalizing. None of it is good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:47:38 2020 No.14398052 >>14395376 I like la croix but white claws are gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:54:05 2020 No.14398077 LaCroix is delicious, except for morons that expect it to be sweet like a soda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:55:56 2020 No.14398085 >>14398077 The cola flavor of croix is fucking delicious by the way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:56:03 2020 No.14398086 >>14396011 these are terrible. I don't know how they managed to make seltzer taste like cardboard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:51:57 2020 No.14398255 >>14396137 >>14396242 >>14395720 why are you pedos so obsessed with chidren's genitals kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:55:07 2020 No.14398499 >>14395696 Your husband is a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 11:06:17 2020 No.14398535 >>14395409 Kill yourself, seriously. The world would be better off without you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 11:09:01 2020 No.14398547 >>14395842 Thanks, will do man.

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 11:18:21 2020 No.14398574

>>14396755
I want to say that most men don't like being condescended to so something a sparkling water called liquid death mountain water would be even more shameful than La Croix, which is also why dr Pepper ten flopped.

But then I remember that bulletproof coffee exists

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 11:21:31 2020 No.14398587 >>14395458 The coconut lacroix tastes like fucking sunscreen but not in a good way. Lemon, lime, and unflavored are the best. Unflavored on ice with a wedge of lemon is probably the single most refreshing thing you could ever drink

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 12:27:01 2020 No.14398818 >>14395361 >he drinks flavored water You must either be a woman or a sodomite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 12:44:54 2020 No.14398894 >>14396797 I'm getting hints of fruit from this post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 12:49:14 2020 No.14398910 >>14395361 yes. join us

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 12:49:25 2020 No.14398912 >>14397902 Do you like plain seltzer? I started to prefer that. The fruit ones taste good at first, but fruit flavor with just bitterness from the carbonation and no acidity/sweetness eventually started to taste unpleasant to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:48:35 2020 No.14399896 My work has Spindrift. That's the good shit. Lacroix is barely distinguishable from the Safeway/generic equivalent.

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