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14393238 No.14393238 [Reply] [Original]

Pic related is Cazu Marzu, a horrible rotting cheese made by adding fucking MAGGOTS to the fermentation process, supposedly giving the cheese a soft taste. You're basically eating maggot shit. On top of that, some maggots might even survive causing intestinal problems.
what other disgusting food does /ck/ know?

>> No.14393241

balut

>> No.14393242

>>14393238
Alright. Euros, sit down and let’s have a talk about why you shouldn’t be eating maggots.

>> No.14393243

Lima beans, broccoli, etc.
Very icky foods!

>> No.14393246

>>14393238
Do Americans really...?

>> No.14393275

>>14393238
These are the "people" who criticize American food sanitation procedures?

>> No.14393288

>>14393275
Maggots > Burgers

>> No.14393344

>eating bugs and rotten cheese
Do euros REALLY

>> No.14393355

ITT: Obesed Burgers

>> No.14393381

Do Europeans really? Jesus Christ.

>> No.14393890

>>14393238
Eating one or two maggots will do nothing to you.

>> No.14393897

>>14393241
Balut is tasty you tastelet.

>> No.14393956
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14393956

>nnnnoooo, it's not rotten and covered in mould; it's "fermented"!!!
LMAO, American ignorance at its finest.

>> No.14395345

Sürstromming

>> No.14395360

>>14393242
I love me some bleach on my chicken and a nice dessert of tide pods, the healthy American diet

>> No.14395382

>>14393238
Do euros really..

>> No.14395389

>>14393897
Jungle asian detected

>> No.14395499
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14395499

>>14393238

Casu Marzu is the ultimate troll, surpassing even Aussie-level bants. For Sardinian teenagers waiting tables as summer jobs, it is a rite of passage to convince a tourist to sample this "authentic, traditional cuisine." Local gastronomical authorities play along, for the sake of preserving the joke for the next generation, but the fact remains that not a single Sardinian has ever consumed this literal, actual garbage.

The amazing thing is the audacity of the prank. Granted, lots of tourists in exotic locales end up eating fecal matter served by sniggering kids under the nebulous guise of "regional specialties". It's almost expected for a restaurant's "special curry" to reek of the latrine. But the Sardinians brazenly tell the tourists exactly what Casu Marzu is: old, festering, rotting cheese, filled with wriggling maggots. And yet these daring dagos somehow convince the feckless Yank or Euro to take a bite anyway, by exploiting a combination of (1) the vacationer's sense of adventure, and (2) garden-variety liberal guilt.

As the victim grimaces and swallows, the rest of the staff eagerly look on from the kitchen and place their bets: how long will it take for the feckless "guest" to sprint to the bathroom and retch up this putrid death-curd? And yet the rubes will never complain, so long as they got an Instagram photo of this "dish" to prove how worldly and well-traveled they are.

Well played, Sardinia. Well played.

>> No.14397002
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14397002

>>14393238
try the jam at sqrl in LA

>> No.14397013

>>14395499
No, Sardinians are inbred hicks who actually enjoy eating that shit. You'd know that if you'd ever had the displeasure of meeting one. Nice try, though.

>> No.14397046

>>14393243
I knew President Trump browses 4chan, but figured you would be more a /pol/ and /biz/ type of guy.

>> No.14397051

>>14395345
found the non nord!

>> No.14397057

>>14397002
Please explain

>> No.14397063

>>14397057
they dont add preservatives so its okay to just scrape and serve without telling anyone it had an inch of mold on it 30 seconds ago

>> No.14397150

>>14397002
What the fuck

>> No.14397349

>>14393288
Good. Eat the bugs

>> No.14397657

>>14393956
Mmm yes, stinky snot beans, please

>> No.14397664

>>14393238
Looks like that terrible Chicago pizza them faggots are always posting here

>> No.14397676

>>14393238
>>14393238
>On top of that, some maggots might even survive causing intestinal problems.

> This homo, knows no science, just shit-posting, even a 5 year old knows that in your stomach, there is acid, it is there to digest food and stop anything ingested through the mouth (to a degree) becoming a problem down the line.

>> No.14397678

>>14397676
>he doesn't know about acid proof maggots
never gonna make it

>> No.14397681
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14397681

>>14393238

>> No.14397684

>>14393956
This is why American Cheese will never make the grade of REAL cheese, all decent cheese is ROTTEN.

>> No.14397687

>>14397681
Now THATS food!

>> No.14397689

>>14397687
It's chemical yank product

>> No.14397701

>>14397689
Sorry europoors, I only eat delicious american foods with a 50 year shelf life.

>> No.14397732

>>14393275
American food is many things, unsanitary is not one of them.

>> No.14397734

>>14397732
You bleach your chicken. I'd rather eat chicken shite than drink bleach

>> No.14397738

>>14397676
Oh, thank god. Glad to know intestinal parasites are stopped by stomach acid.

>> No.14398751

>>14397057
>>14397150
https://www.lamag.com/digestblog/sqirl-moldy-jam/

there was mold in their jam and they would just scrape it off but still use the jam

>> No.14398759

>>14397734
Yes but that's because you're poor.

>> No.14399218

>>14397738
most are actually, but alot of people have unhealthy stomachs

>> No.14399311

>>14397150
>>14397057
>>14398751
Listen, mold is completely natural and can even be healthy. Ever heard of penicillin? It's a type of mold. The demonization of mold is a modern invention of pharmaceutical companies who want to keep us sick and buying their expensive drugs, but they'll never tell you that most of their active ingredients come from natural and abundant sources like mold or tree bark. You have all the tools you need to heal any ailment you could imagine right in your back yard, but they want to keep you blind to that fact.

>> No.14399330

>>14397734
>I'd rather eat chicken shite
You heard it here folks ,this nigga eats chicken shit

>> No.14399515
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14399515

>>14393238
why are white people so obsessed with eating bugs and dogs?

>> No.14399526
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14399526

>>14393238
Casu marzu pizza

>> No.14399536

>>14399515
We're not, we're obsessed with figuring out why the hell non-whites love doing it.

>> No.14399555

>>14393897
Eat a regular egg nignog

>> No.14399558

>>14393246
You're fucking illiterate. This is not of American origin.

>> No.14399583

>>14399311
>what is mycotoxin

>> No.14399587

>>14399583
What is mycotoxin?

>> No.14399593

>>14399311
>Its a huge secret that people know!
Nigga really?

>> No.14399609

>>14393242

Probably, its healthier than a 1$ slice of NYC pizza

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14399967

Saltibarsciai

>> No.14400022

>>14393238
>not posting the Corsican form of the word

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14400207

>>14399967
What the fuck is this

>> No.14400218

>>14399967
>Saltibarsciai
Looks awesome. I bet that makes a good Summer day!!

>> No.14400224

>>14393238
All alcohol is basically yeast excrement
All bread and sparkling alcohol is full of yeast farts

>> No.14400332

>>14393238
There is a dish from my ancestral village called Dhubaniyah. It is effectively curried bitter gourd allowed to ferment in the sun in an earthenware pot until the structure of the gourd pieces breaks down and you are left with a stringy, pungent pottage. It cures many ailments.