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post /ck/ memes

>> No.14390437
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>> No.14390438

Neither of them I just eat whatever I want

>> No.14390443

What happened to the salt boiling water faster meme?

>> No.14390466

>>14390443
adding enough salt does make it boil faster

>> No.14390486

>>14390466
There it is.

>> No.14390487

>>14390466
The amount of salt you'd have to add for a noticeable difference is pretty fucking huge

>> No.14390493

Milk jellybean steak
Ketchup in fridge

>> No.14390494

>>14390434
>left
>successful man who doesn't care what others thinks of him

>right
>constantly terrified other people might think he looks weeks
>forever has body dismorphia
>wastes his time on something that has no meaning or purpose in modern society

that also applies to your picture.

>> No.14390618

>>14390494
Holy cope

>> No.14390623

>>14390434
this may come as a shock to you but I don't care what someone else thinks I should eat. so fuck off.

>> No.14390643

>>14390434
>this guy doesn't take steroids
>this guy does
who do you want to listen to?

>> No.14390871

>>14390434
Pretty sure the guy on the right gets his protein needs from the holes between the stalls in public restrooms.

>> No.14390887

>>14390494
Post chin.

>> No.14390888

>>14390643
The guy who takes steroids. Where is he getting the steroids? I want to know.

>> No.14390900

>>14390434
Guy on the left. Gym rats are not exactly known for their intelligence.

>> No.14390927

>>14390434
He eats meat every night.... a big long sausage.

>> No.14390982

>>14390900
>I'm smart because I'm a couch potato

>> No.14391000

>>14390494
post nose

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>>14390900
>Gym rats are not exactly known for their intelligence

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Meme war 2020 who would win? Co/ck/s or /leftypol/

>> No.14391026

>>14390888
>identify as female legally
>go to doctor telling them you wish to transition to male

>> No.14391044

>>14391019
>Meme war
>iToddler filename
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.14391051

>/ck/ meme thread
>ADHD riddled teenage posters can't get past the OP image
based

>> No.14391055

>>14391019
I cant tell the difference.

>> No.14391057

>>14390487
If a large amount of salt would make a large difference then a small amount of salt would make a small difference.

>> No.14391069

>has never eaten meat
that seems pretty unlikely. On a tenuously related note, what did infants eat before the whole pablum/cooked cereal age? What about the maasai/mongolian/inuit tribes? They didn't have cereal. Inuits didn't even have milk from cattle. Did they just go straight to seal meat and whale fat from breast milk?

>> No.14391075

>>14391017
>>14390920
Do you only have one image saved?

>> No.14391087

>>14390434
look at that fucked up pec. genetic muscle insertions are the real deal, no matter how much you lift

>> No.14391096

>>14391069
there are berries and light vegetation as well as seaweed that grow in the arctic, I don't think it would actually be possible to live on a diet of just meat

>> No.14391158

>>14390888
If you actually care, Russia or more likely China. Not giving sources because fuck you I had to do a shit ton of legwork and not outing my source. but you can get near pharm quality roids for about $50-75 a vial. Or take your chances with kitchen lab shit on the dark web for $20-25 a vial.

>> No.14391175

>>14390434
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.14391196

>>14391096
turns out raw meat has a lot of vitamins, but yeah I know they eat chicoutai as well, but I was asking about the infants specifically. Because around here they eat cooked cereal

>> No.14391300

>>14390494
Seething fatty cope.

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>> No.14391331

>>14391196
I'd imagine they just mash up their food until they get teeth, or just wean them later.

>> No.14391332

>>14391305
I think the guy is a libfag self hating white NPC amerimutt dot every other meme, but at least he takes a scientific approach to food instead of so many others that go with the "well I was told this was the best way, so this is the best way" types. The lack of challenging tradition is killing so many cuisines, especially European ones like French and Italian that think they perfected cooking hundreds of years ago.

>> No.14391598

>>14391332
Ethan chlebowski does the same thing but uses actual food science without the whining cuckery of Adam.

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>>14391305
I enjoyed that thread before it got baleeted.

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>>14391332

>> No.14391612

>>14391598
I wound up watching a few of his vids because they popped up. I can't help but feel like he just payed a bunch of jew money to get on the default feed because my YT is almost all cooking and he was nowhere to be seen as of 2 months ago. He doesn't seem to bring any unique thought to his videos, they are all derivative from other YT vids that he watched and is regurgitating for his audience.

>> No.14391619

>>14391607
What? The guy is kind of a faggot. But he goes out and gets experts in their fields to weigh in on things which is a 1000x more effort than most YT cooking channels.

>> No.14391673

The guy on the right has a dedicated workout routine while the guy on the left probably walks with his wife for 20 minutes and curls a color coated walmart dumbbell you fucking loon

>> No.14391685

>>14390643
You realize that you still have to work out hard if you take steroids and that anyone doing it seriously takes them, right?

>> No.14391688

>>14391673
Guy on the right is on at least 2g of gear a week and is very likely either lying about not eating meat, or is a recent change. Not to dismiss that he's probably working his ass off in the gym 15+ hours a week.

>> No.14391691

>>14390494
based. this site is full of insecure little faggots who think having muscles would make girls want to fuck them. sorry that's not how it works.

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>>14391691
It honestly helps. You can't be some dull meathead, but not being a fucking slob is magic. I say this as a former slob, who then became a roided gym rat for a couple years, and who now has become a fat slob again after depression and then pandemic.

>> No.14391707

>>14391688
>and is very likely either lying about not eating meat

you get more protein and calories by eating beans, nuts and legumes than eating meat

>> No.14391714

>>14391701
of course it helps, but good body /= good person. strive for all around fitness not hotness.

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>>14391707

>> No.14391726

>>14391714
Yeah, but you're not going to find girls that'll fuck you for just one night because you're just such a kind person. They will fuck you if you are a Khal Drago fantasy for them.

>> No.14391729

>>14391714
you don't need to be a greek god, but just a bit of definition and muscle makes a huge difference. Exercise is good for everyone. The only reason I'm not a virgin right now is because I started to go to the gym regularly and a girl thought I was cute. I'm a skinnyfat nerd again, but it can work wonders just to have a flat stomach and 20 pounds of muscle on you

>> No.14391733

>>14391619
I don't watch anything the guy puts out, or any other Youtube shit for that matter, but his overwrought rants that he puts out are comedy gold. 90% of them are "I'm not an expert, BUT..." sort of live bait.

>> No.14391755

>>14391726
>>14391729
>tfw bald bloatlord with chubbychaser gf
She says she uses the usual "he makes me laugh" excuse, but we both know that's a lie.

>> No.14391756

>>14391691
>who think having muscles would make girls want to fuck them
It would tho

>> No.14391759

>>14391175
I've been looking for this pasta for years, thanks anon

>> No.14391794

>>14391017
God that looks pleasant

>> No.14391819

>>14390443
>>14390466
>>14390486
>>14390487
high school level chemistry, adding salt increases boiling point of water.

>> No.14391836

>>14391819
Yes, but that's almost never the reason anyone actually salts their water though. That shit came up in almost every single class until senior year.

>t. chef turned chemistry major.

>> No.14391846

>>14391819
Undissolved salt granules allow for more nucleation points in an otherwise smooth pot, making the transition to a boil more readily apparent. The difference in the time it takes a typical stove to boil salted water or fresh water is completely negligible. Adding salt to water is only typical for pasta, where you can't add enough salt to the pasta dough without risking it turning out crumbly. The salted water is necessary to counteract the natural sweetness of the cooked flour.

I swear to god, if that autistic codefaggot shows up, I will have an aneurysm.

>> No.14391943

>>14391836
I know, I just said that in response to people posting that "salt makes water boil faster" ty tho. How'd you go from cooking to chemistry anyway?

>> No.14391964

>>14391943
Line cooking sucked cock and I had GI bill.

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>> No.14392220

>>14390434
I would never respect the opinion of a guy with gross bulging veins all over his body. That's not a person who has his life in order.

>> No.14392362

>>14390443
that's a thing? I've been putting salt WITH the pasta after the water is already boiling, so it's not bland. What any other reason do you need?

>> No.14392365

>>14391836
Its not about how long it takes to start boiling, but the speed it boils at when it is boiling

>> No.14392366

>>14391819
>>14392365
Meant for