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14388162 No.14388162 [Reply] [Original]

Who else dunks their pizza in ranch dressing?

It's fucking delicious.

>> No.14388164

what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.14388259

OP is a literal mentally retarded child

>> No.14388274
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14388274

>>14388162
how to feel even fatter eating pizza by dunking in pick related

>> No.14388285

>>14388162
putting salad dressing on anything besides vegetables is retarded. At least its not chicken wings though. the people that do this need to be executed. every time I order wings somewhere and they ask me what kind of dressing I want, I say I dont want it and they always look at me funny. No, I dont want to put a salad dressing on meat, especially meat that already has sauce on it. You people are the weird ones, not me.

>> No.14388294

Use Blue Cheese instead anon, but don't dunk, just dab. thank me later

>> No.14388304

I drink ranch and use pizza as a palate cleanser

God bless texas, don't tread on my lawn

>> No.14388306

>>14388162
>dunks
what the fuck, who even does that? Would you dunk a cheeseburger in ranch? Would you dunk a sub sandwich in ranch? How the fuck is pizza and different?

>> No.14388311

>>14388162
Dipping your slice is the patrician choice, whether it's ranch, buffalo, or marinara sauce.

>> No.14388317

>>14388306
>Would you dunk a cheeseburger in ranch?
Yes
>Would you dunk a sub sandwich in ranch?
Also yes

>> No.14388331

>>14388317
Why did I even ask

>> No.14388348

if its good pizza, never. if it's shitty pizza (i.e. frozen) yeah I'll dunk in ranch

>> No.14388375

>>14388162
Why the fuck to Americans jizz over ranch dressing so much.
It's not even that great.

>> No.14388382
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>>14388162
DO. AMERICANS. REALY??????????

>> No.14388414

>>14388162
OP is a fucking disgusting child

>> No.14388425

Where do you guys live that dunking pizza in ranch isn’t fairly common?

>> No.14388433

>>14388425
I live in the Americas

>> No.14388436

>>14388425
The US.

>> No.14388484

>>14388162
Anyone who doesnt do this needs to be executed

>> No.14389506
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>>14388162
>Who else dunks their pizza in ranch dressing? It's fucking delicious.

>> No.14389514

>>14389506
Imagine being sandwiched between these two lovely ladies

>> No.14389517
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14389517

>i am not american. can any american explain this? sorry, i am not american. would an american be able to talk about this? i am not from america. do americans really?

>> No.14389541

>>14388285
pizza is a vegetable

>> No.14389560

>>14389517
hey buddy. just read your post. nice!

>> No.14389561

>>14388162
>ranch
just watered-down tartare sauce for hipsters

>> No.14389563

>>14388162
How much do you weigh?

>> No.14389569

>>14389561
this is incourrect. ranch has a waaaay diffeurent flavuour than taurtaur sauce. im not american by the way.

>> No.14389577
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlg5uSoeIFM

>> No.14389618

>>14389517
>/ck/ euros in a nutshell

>> No.14389629
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>>14388382
Shut up, you people dip your fries in mayonnaise

>> No.14389639
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>>14389517
im a han chinese. i eat dog but i would never tell my american friends irl. i go to UC berkeley. after we can fly back home i plan on filling up on dog. i'm not lying. don't care.

>> No.14389651

>>14388285
Ranch goes well with so many things. Shut up you’re wrong

>> No.14389677

>>14389639
Kys

>> No.14389689

>>14388162
That fat pizza looks good.

>> No.14389711

>>14388162
>>14388162
tzaziki >>>>ranch >>>>>>your mother before having you

>> No.14389723

>>14388162
I have never done this but thinking about makes me wonder how it would be.

>> No.14389762

>>14389723
dont do it unless you american , then please do it . you are probably already american so you should do it to get more obesity and diabetes. you probably take SSRI and eat poisonous food

>> No.14389770
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>>14389762
>you take ssri and eat poison food
>not me, however. the CHVNVSE BVLL subsists on gutter oil fried dog and piss administered directly into the mouth

>> No.14389797

>>14389762
go do something else like eat a dog

>> No.14389935

>>14389762
A lot of things are made in China, including Corona Virus. I'm surprised it didn't break when it infected people. :^)

>> No.14389974

>>14389935
1,000 words, 18 generations etc

china numba wan

>> No.14390008

>>14389639
does it taste like how you'd think based on smelling live dogs with their skin and fur still on and being your friend and eternal servant and ward

>> No.14390021

>>14389723
makes it taste like ranch dressing

>> No.14390131

I only have ranch on pizza if it's chicken bacon ranch, in which case it's already baked on. I do use the superior blue cheese sauce for the crust though.

>> No.14390267

There's nothing quite like being extremely drunk, ordering a pizza, taking a full bottle of ranch out of the fridge, and waking up the next morning to an empty pizza box and an empty bottle of ranch.

>> No.14390362

>>14388162
I use ranch as pizza sauce instead and dip my pizza in marinara.

>> No.14390422

>>14388162
This is why I don't blame Italians for looking down on American eating habits.

>> No.14390658

>>14388162
>>14388164
Don't be so hard on him, he probably only has access to places like Domino's and Papa John's

>> No.14390731

>>14388162
not really dunk but like dip.

>> No.14390878

I only dip the crusts

>> No.14391119

>>14388162
Just buy a fusion pizza. Peri peri or tandoori chicken pizzas often have a similar enough dressing.

>> No.14391147

>>14388162
Did you drink your daily cup of mayonnaise today, /ck/?

>> No.14391823

>>14391119
It's not the same as dunking your regular pizza in ranch though

>> No.14392325

>>14388162
Doing this is fine for shitty school cafeteria cardboard pizza since that shit can be almost inedible in some places but other than that slathering your pizza in anything but chili flakes or parmesan then it's shitty pizza.

>> No.14392494

>>14392325
Any pizza is improved by dunking it in ranch

>> No.14392520

>>14392494
Obviously it's not helping your pizza face with all that ranch in your diet

>> No.14392528

>>14392520
I have great skin and I'm happy to share my routine if you want it.

>> No.14392530

>>14388285
CRINGE

>> No.14392531

>>14392528
Sorry, pock marks aren't aesthetically pleasing.

>> No.14392533

>>14388294
DISGUSTING

>> No.14392543

>>14388162
shitty pizza crust gets the ranch. if it's good it gets eaten naked.

>> No.14392636

>>14392531
I don't have any pock marks.

>> No.14392650

I do

>> No.14393336

>>14388274
naah that's for fries

>> No.14393357
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>>14388162
I hope Joey Diaz breaks into your house and fucks you to death in front of your family, you disgusting subhuman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXwakHd0UU0

>> No.14393359

>>14393357
Hi dog.

>> No.14393362

Never had ranch, what’s it taste like?

>> No.14393596

>>14393336
No, fries should be dipped in ketchup

>> No.14393608

>>14388162

I work at a pizza place and white women order like 8 side cups of ranch with their pizza all the time.

>> No.14393613
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14393613

If I want sauce on it, I'll order a pizza with sauce

>> No.14393635

>>14388162
Ranch, b cheese, ‘vark, or bbq. There’s a sauce for all types of pizza.

>> No.14393646

I used to think it was weird, but after seeing my sister try it I have it a go. And it's unironically delicious. I don't do it all the time but every now and then it's nice

>> No.14393755

>>14388331
Because you're a self hating retard who likes the abuse.

>> No.14393761

>>14388274
This so much, picked this up at a work cafeteria years ago since it made the mediocre cheese pizza way better

>> No.14393795

>>14390008
Not him but no. Dog is actually like a delicacy and probably one of the most tender, delicious meats you can eat. I tried some at a north korean restaurant

>> No.14393810

>>14393795
Bullshit. It tastes like copper and it’s fucking awful.

>> No.14393879

>>14388285
Schiz

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>>14388162

>> No.14394834

>>14393596
naah ketchup is sweet n ghey

>> No.14394836

>>14388162
I dislike commercial ranch with almost everything except deep fried pickle spears

>> No.14394846

>>14393362
It's delicious