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>dig in!

>> No.14386952

>>14386946
Looks actually yummy

>> No.14386973
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>>14386946
If that's your breakfast we can never be friends. I for one prefer a more mediterranean approach. You know, something light, green and healthy.

>> No.14387030

>>14386946
I just eat a bowl of rice with half dozen eggs

>> No.14387034

>>14386973
I'm sure you have your fag breakfast with a side of cum from whatever drifter you let into your bedroom the night before. But some of us actually like to eat a meal with some weight to it. Please evict yourself.

>> No.14387055
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>>14387034
pic related is what you sound like

>> No.14387058

>>14387034
>Implying hobo semen isn't a rich source of protein
It tastes like battery acid because it's good for you.

>> No.14387079

>>14386946
I'm eating beans with sausages right now. Its so good that I wanted to write about it. Thank you for reading.

>> No.14387082

>>14387055
NORF STRONG

>> No.14387084

>>14386946
why did they serve toast under the eggs and toast on the side? that is too much toast.

>> No.14387103

>>14387058
semen isnt a rich source of protein, its mostly lipids and sugars

>> No.14387122

>>14386946
Thanks but I'll wait for the other four people. It's rude to start a meal alone.

>> No.14387134

>>14387103
I said HOBO semen.

>> No.14387609

>>14386946
>>14386973
I would eat everything in both of these pictures

>> No.14387685

>>14387609
this
no more brother wars, next time we eat breakfast its TOGETHER

>> No.14387724

>>14387084
Looks like fried bread under the eggs.

>> No.14387777

>>14386946
Wish I could get blood sausage in the states. Fucking stupid ban on blood food and haggis, but they force feed us McDonalds and frozen dinners. God fucking damn.

>> No.14387798

>>14386946
One day I want to go to england just to eat a proper full english breakfast.

>> No.14387944

>>14386946
looks pretty good outside the shitty beans.
whats that black stuff though?

>> No.14387946

>>14387798
It's not like it's some complex, mysterious dish that only experts know how to make. Anyone can make something like this.

>> No.14387973

>>14387055
You wish you were half as cool as that guy.

>> No.14387982

>>14386946
Do ya have a liocense for that anti police image m8

>> No.14387987

>>14387685
ok bra im in

>> No.14388058

>>14387944
fried blood sausage

>> No.14388148

>>14387944
Black pudding.

>> No.14388167
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14388167

>>14386946
I'm not American. What's this in the middle? And how do you grill mushrooms that small

>> No.14388172

>>14388167
you're not american but you sure are retarded

>> No.14388230
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>>14386946
I like mine with a little grilled halloumi, idc if it's blasphemous I just like it. Unfortunately can't really find halloumi or black puddings here in Burgerland, but at least the rest of the meal is otherwise easy to replicate.

>>14387798
My very first meal there was a full English from Asda's, I remember it being pretty cheap and good. It's easy enough to make most of it, but it was pleasant overlooking the town on that chilly morning.

>>14388167
Those are hashbrowns.

>> No.14388251

>>14386946
I'd eat everything except the black sausage, and I'd probably try it and like it. The English make great breakfast. Fite me.

>> No.14388279

>>14388167
>I'm not American
It's English breakfast, you worthless shit stain.

>> No.14388384

>>14387973
You wish you were half that guy

>> No.14388497

>>14386946
>not eating this as your OMAD

>> No.14388504

>>14386946
Literally not a single thing missing for a change.
This is a legit full English breakfast.

>> No.14388511

Why do brits eat dicks of charcoal?

>> No.14388512
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>>14386946

>> No.14388919

>>14386973
faggot tier

>> No.14389006

>>14388384
I am trying to lose weight, yes.

>> No.14390065

>>14388497
That would not meet my protein goals, much to my dismay. All of those meats are much too fatty.

>> No.14390730

>>14388167
Fucking retard

>> No.14390870

>>14386946
Do bongs really eat a 10,000 calorie breakfast?

>> No.14390923
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>>14386973
I have no idea what kind med country you're talking about anon, but in my experience, from Narbonne to Podgorica, the holy trinity is coffee-cigarettes-some kind of local pastry.
Who the fuck has tea, tomatoes, olives, an egg and dates for breakfast? The Lebanese?

>> No.14390944

>>14390870
Bong working class culture revolves around LARPing like its 1926 and they're off to an 8 hour shift in the coal mines every day while they're actually all unemployed and do nothing all day. The result is rampant obesity.

>> No.14391020

>>14386973
You just blurred out the meat lol.

>> No.14391277

>>14386946
>Full English Breakfast
Is there a bigger meme?

>> No.14391802

>>14390923
A tourist in a hotel. I eat eggs, toast, ham, salami, beans and a disgustingly full plate of greens for breakfast every day when I go all inclusive. I rarely eat veggies at home, let alone for breakfast.

>> No.14391812
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>>14391277
It does look good though

>> No.14391813

>>14391277
It's okay, but it's nowhere near as good as the full Scottish breakfast. Scots make the best black pudding, and haggis for breakfast is absolute kino

>> No.14391830

>>14391812
>>14391813
I think it's just UK and their descendants breakfasts in general. It's just that English breakfast gets all the press. They just aren't all that impressive. It's all about having a fuck ton of different things on the plate and none of them really make a cohesive meal from the perspective of any competent chef.

>> No.14391849

>>14391830
all I really want from a late, weekend breakfast is to have a bunch of random , greasy things on a platter in front of me, so I don't mind. Hashbrowns are a better breakfast carb than anything you'd find in a traditional UK breakfast as far as I'm concerned

>> No.14391863

>>14391849
Maybe that's just it. I'm all about a lazy hungover Waffle house breakfast. There's just something about full english that's posted as if it were fine dining.

>> No.14392179

>>14387079
I'm thinking about that. I'm jealous. I'm hungry. Please help.

>> No.14392276

>>14391830
What's with baked beans for breakfast? In Americatown that's a side at 4th of July cookout

>> No.14392283

>>14386946
Looks tasty, but that's well more than I eat in a day, and possibly two.

>> No.14392291

>>14392276
I would wager it started as beans on toast being a cheap quick semi-nutritious breakfast for the kids in the postwar or even intrawar period, then people got a taste for them and included them with larger breakfasts. They're also much less sweet than any American baked bean product I've tried.

>> No.14392297

>>14392291
>baked bean product
None of them are any good. Homemade only for me.

>> No.14392308

>>14386946
>Cold grease
>Not black coffee
Ass cancer/10

>> No.14392443
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>>14386946
>be me
>live in france
>originally from the uk (norf)
>can't go to the local greasy spoon for sunday morning hangover cure fry up
>can only get shitty kebabs
there are lots of upsides to living here in terms of food quality, but I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

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>>14387055
>pic related is what you sound like

>> No.14392454
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>>14386946
Allow me to introduce to my local variant of the english breakfast friends: the humble ulster fry.

In the north of Ireland, an Ulster fry is a dish similar to the Irish breakfast, and is popular throughout most of Ulster (chiefly in Northern Ireland and parts of County Donegal), where it is eaten not only at breakfast time but throughout the day. Typically it will include soda farl and potato bread.

The scottish variant with a side of haggis also gets an honorable mention

>> No.14392483
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14392483

I love British breakfast but wonder how many non-boomers actually experience it rather than just grabbing a bs coffee & a pastry from Greggs.

>> No.14392493

>>14388167
You saute button mushrooms in a bit of butter. They shrink.

>> No.14392499

>>14392276
I honestly don't know. I fucking love beans, but English breakfast beans are a crime against humanity. BBQ beans are almost as bad, but at least they have redeeming qualities.

>> No.14392517

>>14386946
I had it once for lunch, in Oxford. Great quality meat and mushrooms, but it wouldn't make sense as a daily breakfast, unless you do heavy work like mining, way too much fat and proteins

>> No.14392541

I went to England last year (burger) and stayed at a bed and breakfast. The nice little old British lady asked me if I wanted a full English breakfast and I had no idea what she was talking about so I said yeah.

It was good, but what the fuck is up with black pudding? Why do bongs call things pudding that aren't pudding at all? Also, bongs are obsessed with toast.

>> No.14392567

>>14392541
Toast is good? Like anyone can agree with that. Black pudding is an acquired taste, but still low tier food. What kills me the most are the shit tier beans, and the low tier tomato and mushroom they demand on the plate.

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>>14392567
>low tier food

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>>14392567
>low tier
What kind of bs jewish propaganda mindfuckery is that? Just cheap shit black pudding? Would you eat american cheese and claim cheese is low tier also?

>> No.14392732

I will only eat the beans.

>> No.14392735

>>14392679
>>14392715
Jesus fuck, do all Brits suffer from FAS, or just you two? Yes black pudding is garbage food, it'd be like arguing that scrapple is fine cuisine here in the states.

>> No.14392737

>>14386946
This is the best full eng I’ve seen in my life. Gorgeous. Please don’t tell me that’s all for one person though :/

>>14388167
Americans don’t know what this is either, it’s English. The stuff in the middle is a hashbrown, which is basically fried potato and onion. Onions shrink when you fry them.

>> No.14392743

>>14392567
>the shit tier beans, and the low tier tomato and mushroom
Be quiet <3

>> No.14392790

>>14392735
Not even a brit and I still realize you are wrong. Blood sausages are among the best sausages out there.

>> No.14392791

>>14392483
This image always winds me up with how wrong it is

>> No.14392801

>>14390923
the breakfast in picture is traditional turkish

>> No.14392805

>>14392483
>English breakfast is only enjoyed by Boomers

This is retarded. I'm a millennial and everyone I know in my generation enjoys a full English. Generally not a weekly meal since its massive but definitely a hangover cure, or to start a big day.

>> No.14392834

>>14390944
Bong working class culture revolves around LARPing like its 1936 and they're off to an 8 hour shift in the factories every day while they're actually all white van and taxi drivers sitting down all day. The result is rampant obesity.

ftfy

>> No.14392899

>>14386946
holy shit, you dumbfucks make fun of america? turk here, and that looks like a heart attack.

>> No.14393396

>>14386946
I love the watermark on the egg, as though they were afraid of other people using this pic without giving them credit.

>> No.14393580

>>14386946
I just eat a yogurt or drink some oj. If I do anything more, I puke

>> No.14394502

>>14386946
That looks bloody delicious except for mushrooms

>> No.14394556

>>14387055
in awe of the size of this lad

>> No.14394645

>>14390923
>>14391812

peasant breakfasts

>> No.14394656

>>14394645
Post breakfast

>> No.14394660

>>14390923
>ciggs
Imagine being from a culture that has this as a staple.

>> No.14394670

>>14388167
top tier bait. I award you +2 internets

>> No.14394675

>>14392737
American breakfasts have hashbrowns too >>14391812

>> No.14394683

Unless you're 7 feet tall or manually dig ditches, this is 1.5x your calorie needs for the day.

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>>14394683
>t. slow metabolism

>> No.14394718

>>14394702
Hello Joe. Saunas aren't going to cure your chronic low IQ.

>> No.14394739

>>14394718
But who's ligma?

>> No.14394755

>>14390923
You said it perfectly pal

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Delicious! It's like a garbage plate of breakfast food.

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>>14388167
>American

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do euros eat schnitzel for breakfast like we eat country fried steak?