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Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:35:37 2020 No.14385152 [DELETED]

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ITT: Devilish /ck/ related things you do
>go to restaurant as soon as they open
>order large, complicated meal
>pay with $100 bill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:37:07 2020 No.14385162 File: 30 KB, 396x482, 1570155652594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14385152 >go to restaurant >enjoy meal >go home

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:42:29 2020 No.14385182
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>Frequent local restaurant
>they recognize me and give me free food/test dishes
>tip well
>have a cordial relationship with the staff
>stop going without notice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:44:20 2020 No.14385192 >>14385152 >>14385162 the duality of man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:46:29 2020 No.14385202 File: 40 KB, 630x591, 482DB2AD-4550-4F28-AED3-E69FBAAEC889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:46:39 2020 No.14385203 >>14385182 I did this before, and they some how got my phone number and asked me if I was ok.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:48:25 2020 No.14385210 >>14385182 But that's just standard autism, like something I would do

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:49:32 2020 No.14385213 >>14385152 So let me see if I follow you.... You go to a restaurant, order a large, complicated meal and then pay for it? Am I missing something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:49:46 2020 No.14385215 >>14385203 Cute and wholesome. What did you tell them?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:51:56 2020 No.14385226 File: 28 KB, 420x420, flat,1000x1000,075,f.u2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14385203 >>14385210 I lied bros. I can't stop going. The pork milanese is too good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 20:55:38 2020 No.14385243 File: 63 KB, 641x1024, 1587007290070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14385203 They just wanted their tip money. As in "What happened to that weirdo who used to tip us so well?" Sorry bro. Normie life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:02:01 2020 No.14385270 >>14385203 >>14385243 It was also a strip club...I think I was keeping the place afloat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:03:56 2020 No.14385276 >>14385270 Oh well that makes more sense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:04:55 2020 No.14385284 >>14385213 Is it fun pretending to be retarded on the internet? Like, what do you get out of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:05:16 2020 No.14385285 >>14385152 >spend two hours cooking a meal >give it to a homeless person and get McDonalds for dinner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:06:35 2020 No.14385296 >>14385284 Gotta do it somewhere and if you bump into random people and yell in their ear it doesnt go too well

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:08:32 2020 No.14385307 >>14385284 Your stupid post makes no sense you fucking schizo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:09:51 2020 No.14385311 >>14385307 And what exactly gives you the right to say thay? When was the last time you understood even one thing?

Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:16:07 2020 No.14385344
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>>14385152
>go to restaurant tell them Im going to the bathroom
>walk out through the staff kitchen or any other exit

I have done this 20 times during january to mid march before lockdown and always works

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:16:22 2020 No.14385346 >>14385284 >>14385311 What's the opposite of a criminal mastermind? Whatever it is, that's what you are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:17:08 2020 No.14385351 File: 124 KB, 1276x718, 1590511429135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe asks for a pinch of salt >add a dash instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 21:20:35 2020 No.14385370 >>14385351 >recipe calls for teaspoon of ground ginger >add heaping teaspoon instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:20:11 2020 No.14385966 File: 9 KB, 238x212, apu dab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >recipe says to use a foil lined baking sheet at 450 F for 10 minutes >instead use a parchment paper lined baking sheet at 400 F for 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:24:23 2020 No.14385984 >"salt to taste" >salt it differently to how i like it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:36:02 2020 No.14386016 >>14385966 devlish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:39:43 2020 No.14386023 >>14385152 I dont get it. Is it because they dont except bills over $20. Not that big of a deal staff just eats the order if they cant use it for the next

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 11 23:42:23 2020 No.14386032 >>14385984 >salt 3 taste instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 12 00:13:57 2020 No.14386136 >Order a small Big Mac meal >Complain that the Big Mac is regular size

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 12 00:15:18 2020 No.14386144 >>14385152 >wagie says enjoy your meal >I don't

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 12 00:21:03 2020 No.14386160 >have some cake >eat it too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 12 06:19:04 2020 No.14387071 >>14385152 >order a 12 inch Subway, carrots only >extra toasted, extra salt and pepper please

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 12 06:48:30 2020 No.14387142 >>14385285 Based. >>14385344 Wouldn't they recognize you eventually?

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