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A Five Goys opened in my city sometime last year. It's the first here in town. I'm also in Germany if that matters.

I've heard that they are overpriced but I want to know if it's worth it to try it sometime.

>> No.14384875

>>14384869
Yea it's worth a try. The burgers and fries are pretty good, but avoid the milkshakes.

>> No.14384878

They are overpriced. It also takes upwards of 15 minutes to get you burger done, after you've already waited in line for another 40.
It is not worth it to try it sometime.

>> No.14384879

It’s only good in the USA. Don’t fucking bother overseas.

>> No.14384880

>>14384869
They're pretty good burgers and they used to give a lot of fries. I haven't been since they added milkshakes, so that should tell you my recent experience, but they used to be good, albeit pricy.

>> No.14384894

>>14384880
>>14384875
I might grab my mates and check it out some time when they are in town the next time.
Thanks, brehs.

What item should I try?

>> No.14384897

>>14384869
Overpriced but worth getting once. Eat fast, it gets soggy in a fucking split

>> No.14384902

>>14384869
it's like if you made your own burgers with any ingredient, but now you pay someone else to do it (that's where the cost is)

>> No.14384904

>>14384894
burger and fries

>> No.14384906

>>14384869
100 percent the best fast food burger. Order it "all the way".

>> No.14384907

>>14384869
>had to take out second mortgage just to buy lunch at 5 Goys
>corona layoffs made me lose my house

>> No.14384919

>>14384869
a complete meme
in usa they are used to eat food seasoned with literal fecal matter so it taste like bliss to them
to anyone used to eating normal stuff it tastes mediocre as fuck, you can do better at home

>> No.14384923

*marks up the burger with all the condiments and extras already included*
*hopes people do not add them because it would be gross or too much*
fries are good though like a sitdown resturant steak fries

>> No.14384933

>>14384919
Holy shit what a moron

>> No.14384945

>>14384875
The fries are shit. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.14384948

>>14384878
I've never had to wait in line for more than 4 or 5 minutes and the food is usually ready within 10.

>> No.14384949

>>14384933
shit eater

>> No.14384959

>>14384869
terrible. you're better of with mcdonalds

>> No.14384968

>>14384894
Its literally just burgers and fries. don't get a memedog.

If its anything like america though, its a lot of food so keep that in mind when ordering. toppings are free so go as wild as you want.

>> No.14384979

>>14384869
it's not great but it's not so overpriced that it isn't worth trying. are you poor?

>> No.14384982

>>14384979
No, I just like good value. If I have to pay 15 bucks for a decent burger, it's fine. If I have to pay 15 for a heap of shit, that's not fine.

>> No.14384992

I don't know what the German menu is, but in America the "little" burger is large and the regular is two patties. The meat isn't seasoned at all so load up on the toppings. You can split a small order of fries between three people. The place only got popular because of it's fast casual atmosphere. My hipster friends took me there back in like 2005. Prost.

>> No.14384995
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14384995

>>14384869
Can I get a r8 for what I ordered? I never had their hot dog before figured I'd try it.

>> No.14385011

>>14384945
the cajun fries are pretty good. You can't go wrong with cajun and potato.

>> No.14385015

>>14384995
constipation/10

>> No.14385019

>>14384995
>26$ for one single burger
holy fug I didn't know it was that bad. That's ridiculously over-priced.
You can get a gourmet burger from a local tavern for half that price, or go to your local butcher and buy enough ground beef to make 6+ burgers.

>> No.14385021

>>14385019
he has 2 cheeseburgers. its about 13 for 1.

>> No.14385024

>>14385019
>>14385021
Also I added an extra patty with added a couple bucks to each one.

>> No.14385030

>>14384992
this the little burger with addons is often enough

>> No.14385032

>>14385021
>he has 2 cheeseburgers. its about 13 for 1.
wow, so a 1/2lb burger? Most I've ever seen one of those for was $18
>jewgle what the FUCK that's the fifth fucking captcha today you frog boiling kikes

>> No.14385036

>>14384995
For me it's regular cheeseburger with
>Extra patty
>add lettuce
>add bbq sauce
>add grilled onion
>add lettuce
Never got into mayo on burgers unless it's those spicy mayos people dip onion rings in. Normal mayo especially in combination with ketchup creates a weird taste that overpowers the burger.

>> No.14385039

>>14384869
stop making this thread you faggot
fuck you

>> No.14385040
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14385040

>>14385030
>eurofags can't handle 2 patties
kek

>> No.14385045

>>14385039
This is the first time I have ever made a thread about that place, you delusional cuckold

>> No.14385052

>>14385036
>Normal mayo especially in combination with ketchup creates a weird taste that overpowers the burger.

I really like that taste though, especially with bacon. I got into it from the bacon king Burger King item, and now I do grilled onions, bacon, ketchup, mayo on all my burgers.

>> No.14385065

>>14384869
>little hamburger all the way + jalapenos
>little cajun fries
That's enough food for 2 meals for 8-10 USD depending on where you live.

>> No.14385069

>>14385032
each burger has 2 patties, and he put an extra patty on top of that.
are you being intentionally retarded?

>> No.14385084

>>14385021
He has two bacon triple cheeseburgers and a bacon (extra) cheese hot dog. That's an unreasonable level of fattitude. Even for a party of four people. Half of that shit is going in the garbage.

>> No.14385090

Californian here.

Absolute Fast food trash.

make your own food

>> No.14385097

>>14384945

fries in general are a shit food. potatoes kind of suck ass. that's why you need to add so much butter/cream/salt/sour cream to make them decent

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14385105

>Californian here.

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14385114

>>14385105
hearty kek

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>>14385105

>> No.14385143

>>14385105
heh

>> No.14385223

Just watch your fellow kraut try Five Guys for the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP7ASWvLdKc

>> No.14385257
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14385257

baby come back. any fucking fool can see. there's something. in everything about you

BABY COME BACK

u cann balem it alll on meeeeeee. i was wrong. and i just cant live without you

...i was wrong

.......and i just cant without you

five guys sucks WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0oFZ8LAFkk

>> No.14385333

>>14384869
Only thing that isn't a rip off there is the fries

>> No.14385367

>>14384878
Geez where are you from where thats the case?

>> No.14385393

>>14385367
The furthest away from you shill. Thank God.

>> No.14385417

>>14385257
Why are you making fun of an old man who misses his dead wife?

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>>14385417

picture unrelated, faggot

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14385439

>>14384878

>hurr it takes time to cook meat. god damn you are a stupid fucking whore.

enjoy your instant ramen and microwave meals you fat sack of pathetic useless trash

>> No.14385443

>>14385432
I would say "I hope you die alone" but we both know that's happening anyway

>> No.14385445

>>14385439
this projecting. commit suicide loser.

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14385482

>>14385443

i'm not denying this facct

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14385491

>>14385445

but seriously. who complains about 15 minutes to cook meat? just because your stupid lazy ass rather waste money then cook a healthier meal for yourself and save money

>> No.14385507

>>14385491
nice niche ass "burger" shit head. go fuck yourself.

>> No.14385510

>>14385491
fast food is supposed to be FAST.

>> No.14385541

>>14384869
their fries are top tier with malt vinegar

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14385550

>>14385507

picture always unrelated

>>14385510

you suck

>> No.14385556
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14385556

i had a friend that worked there for a bit and hooked me up with free cajun fries

free is good. i wouldnt pay for it, personally

>> No.14385565

>>14385556
>i had a friend
ask me how I can tell you're lying?

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14385597

>>14385565

you can't

why would i make that up? that would be weird.

"im gonna tell these 4chan degenerates i had a friend so they'll think i'm cool"

super weird sociopath thing to lie about. to get minor praise on an online anonymous board

>> No.14385611

>>14385597
>super weird sociopath thing to lie about.
Go on /b/ and look at all the threads saying "post your wives or gfs". Those are all 15 year old virgins.

>> No.14385638

>>14384992
>The meat isn't seasoned at all
They put the only seasonings that you need on beef: salt and pepper. I had some 5goys last week and watched them season my meat.

>> No.14385639

>>14385556
There was a girl at the five guys i regularly go to that used to recognize me. she'd give me free drinks periodically. she was really cute too, i don't think she was interested and me and was just giving a little bonus to a repeat customer, but it was nice to be remembered.

>> No.14385648

>>14385639
Is there a tip jar and do you tip?

>> No.14385658

>>14385648
There is but I dont.

>> No.14385680

Tastes like the garbage burgers I make at home. I'd rather have McDonald's or Burger King.

>> No.14385702

>>14385658
based jew

>> No.14385735

>>14385702
I tip waiters and shit. But literally why would i tip a fucking cashier? I'll never understand tip jars for taking me order.
Only time I will is for food trucks.

>> No.14385749

>>14385658
Sounds like you missed your chance to get some pussy, bro. Oh well we all have autism here.

>> No.14385762

>>14385735
Too bad mom and pops didn't choose abortion. I believe you'd be happier if they did.

>> No.14385808

>>14385639
>>14385749
When I was in high school a legit cute girl asked me to the prom but it wasn't direct and I said something like "Who would ask me haha?" I didn't realize what she was asking until years later. God, what an autizmo.

To my fellow autizmos who aren't horrible looking: it's possible that cutie normie girls actually like you. Try to pick up on it if possible.

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>>14384869
>but I want to know if it's worth it to try it sometime
no
have you been to Wendy's ?
tastes the same for half the price

avoid it, better to go to a dinner and eat the bergers their

5 guys is still a fast food berger

hell applebees is better, ihop is better, tgi fridays is better, chiles is better

avoid, price not worth it, its all memes and hype

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>>14384945
>The fries are shit. Go fuck yourself.
listen to this man
he speaks the truth

>> No.14385835

>>14385823
>have you been to Wendy's ?
>tastes the same for half the price
Not close, tastelet

>> No.14385838

you can make the same with a lot of cheese and toppings. and bomber harris did nothing wrong

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>>14385823
>hell applebees is better, ihop is better, tgi fridays is better, chiles is better

>> No.14387519

>>14384869
I cannot comment on german five guys, but the further I've been from the original spread of five guys in Virginia the worse it gets. Europe may be immune to this I didnt go to five guys when I was in Germany last year. I did however go to a burger joint called Peter pan or something in Hamburg or regensburg and thought that was generally better than fiveguys.

>> No.14387528

>>14384869
As someone who's eaten at every big and popular 'diner' tier burger place in the US, 5guys is the best with Culvers in 2nd.

>> No.14387651

>>14385823
You seem to have missed the part where I said I am in Jewmany.
No Wendy's, no ihop, no tgi fridays.

>> No.14387706

>>14384923
Thats the kicker.
They sell with the assumption you'll be putting on 3 - 4 ingredients.
But then they load the toppings on and it becomes a big sloppy mess halfway, and you can't taste the meat.

So next time you go you only get 2 -3. And they profit.
They really need to revamp their menu a bit, the market isn't in their favor in the coming years. All it takes is one shake shack to roll into town and their goes a good chunk of their business.

>> No.14387714

>>14384869
Had 5 Guys in Toronto last week and it was the worst fast-food burger I've ever eaten. Worse than McD's for 5x the price.

>> No.14387723

>>14385808
Yea 80% of men all made that mistake. And then we grow up and whoa women are people too!!

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14388377

>stay at cousins for a drunken weekend
>order from 5 Guys for the first time
>£45 for 3 burgers and 3 portions of fries
>not even anything special

>> No.14388415

>>14384875
Are you retarded? The milkshakes are excellent.

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>>14384995
> 8 dollars for a fucking hot dog they probably payed 10 cents for
>Over 26 dollars for a double cheese burger you could make at home for less than a few bucks
>Tastes the same too
>Unlimited toppings
>Charging you for shit that everyone else gives you for free
>Paying over 30 bucks to eat what's probably a Bar S hotdog and undercooked burger.

This is the most Hebraic shit I've seen in a while. I've never gotten good service at a Five Guys. Both times I went all the employees acted like they were stoned, Burger was still pink, Fries were soggy as shit right out the gate and even after they replaced the burger it didn't even taste as good as the shit you make at home on the grill.

Five Goys is a fucking hipster meme. Only Millennials who are used to microwaved food and never sat down at a table to Mom's home cooking think this shit tastes good. It's below mediocre. Apparently this chain has been around since they 80s yet I never heard of them since the 10s. Their places tend to have papers of "rave reviews" written all over about them. Makes me wonder how much they payed for those said reviews. I would advise to avoid it at all costs. However if pic related ever shows up in Kraut land then I highly recommend it. Their grilled cheese burger is God tier.

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>>14388502
What failed mudpit rock are you from that a Five Guys burger costs $26? Lmaoing hard right now

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>>14388522
See
>>14384995

Love it when the shills come into the threads and don't even read them.

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14388545

>>14388377

Cheesus crust thats over 50 euros

For three burgers. What the actual fuck

>> No.14389091

>>14388377
Serves you right for treating it like slop for drunk retards.

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14389097

>You guys wanna go get 5 guys?
>Oh yeah, i love having 5 guys in my mouth

>> No.14389135

Where did this overpriced meme come from? All of them around here are 1.5x any other fast food place tops.

>> No.14389326

>>14384919
What the fuck are you talking about, fuckin dumb faggot

>> No.14389330

>>14384923
I had it about a year ago and the fries were the only part I didn't like. They're too crispy and have a weird aftertaste.

>> No.14389380

>>14385393
lmao so obvious
>"what location was that sir, we will improve our service"

>> No.14389663

>>14388531
>don't even read them
as he ignores the posts stating that its 2 burgers with extra patties and extra bacon.

>> No.14389671

>>14389135
Its about 2x the price of other fast food, but tastes better imo.
Wedney's double baconator costs around $9 with fries and drink.
Bacon cheeseburger from 5guys with a side of fries and a drink costs around $18.
For what you're getting its overpriced, but its not ridiculously expensive.

>> No.14389925

>>14384949
You're a fucking moron if you think you've never ingested fecal matter from your food. Actually you're just a fucking moron in general for bringing this up at all.

>> No.14389963

>>14384869
Berlin anon?

>> No.14390000

>>14389671
I don't know where you are getting your numbers, I just checked both via online ordering and it was ~$10 at Wendy's and ~$15 at Five Guys which is pretty much exactly the 1.5x figure I guessed earlier.

>> No.14390042

>>14390000
I'm pulling my five guys number because i eat there every week. was $20 for a bacon cheeseburger with small fries and a large drink.

https://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/wendys-prices/
$8 for a baconator, comes with fries and drink.

https://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/five-guys-prices/
$8.50 for bacon cheeseburger alone
$3.00 for a small fry
$4 (fountain drink price not listed, but iirc its around 4)
$15.50

with tax its closer to 2x the price. give or take a little.

either way at these numbers 1.5 vs 2 isn't a big deal. point is its substantially more than what you'd pay for at any other fast food restaurant. if there was a steak and shake nearby i'd go there every single time because they're cheaper than 5 guys and have better tasting burgers.

>> No.14391216

>>14389663
Paying 13$ for a burger is still pretty redic.

>> No.14393136

>treating Five Goys like McDonalds or some other slave slop whilst complaining about the price
>eating fast food EVERY day
Kek, I go there once in a while as a little treat to myself and the gf. It's not the cheapest, so we just don't go as often. Wa La!
You deserve to be poor if you live off fucking burgers.

>> No.14393144

>>14390042
>with tax
Just live somewhere less shit bro

>> No.14393285

>>14393136
>spending more money than necessary on below average food
You're free to burn your money too. Doesnt mean its not stupid.

>> No.14393292

>>14384945
Only one place I've ever been has good fucking fries that stand on their own, and it's Wingstop.

>> No.14393395

I'd describe 5 guys as the most unremarkable food you can get. Just with marginally higher quality ingredients than your average fast food joint but for 2-3 times the price. It doesn't taste like you're eating garbage like mcdonalds, but it's completely unmemorable. Unlike other fast food, you could make the exact same thing at home. There's no special techniques or equipment or recipe, just a basic ass burger and fries. The raw ingredients would cost you maybe 3 bucks for what five guys will charge you 15. I can only imagine the people who really like five guys have never been to a diner, family restaurant, or local burger place. Any one of them would be able to give you the exact same kind of burger or better and at a better price.

>> No.14394294

>>14384869
>Goys
>Oy vey its time for the merchant minute with mike enoch and jazzhands oy vey goyim give me some sheckles and d'nations shut it down
kys

>> No.14394323

>>14384995
Bro, im probably too late but the hot dog is shit dont do it anon

Bacon Cheeseburger is cool, i would remove ketchup and mayo and add grilled mushrooms but to each their own

>> No.14394324

>>14393395
>t. 6th guy who got kicked out of the business

>> No.14394335

Nobody is replying to my posts.
Have I been shadowbanned?

>> No.14394382

>>14384879
USA literally has the worst burgers which is pretty ironic. The best burgers are in Japan, UK, France, and The Philippines.

>> No.14394384

>>14394294
>getting this triggered by a joke
Go away, bluecheckmark.

>>14394335
No

>> No.14394394

To fucking greasy. I feel like shit after I eat there.

>> No.14394457

>>14385021
>>14385024
>>14385024
>>14385032
>>14385069
I rather pay 20 bucks for a pound burger from fuddruckers. Free salada.