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>> No.14383272

I'd try it. Needs some salsa and sour cream, though.

>> No.14383279

when you put in that hot filling into a frozen pie shell made me cringe

>> No.14383284

needs black olives and salsa

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>> No.14383465

That cold distant look. It's like being an eggman is just a cover and he's waiting on his target to show up.

>> No.14383473

>do amer-

Yes. Yes. At least once a week.

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Since you asked. The rest didn't seem noteworthy.

>> No.14383563

I've been thinking guys, even if he does sell all those eggs blocking his exit, how does he get over the fire without burning himself?

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Stop giving money to Blizzard.

>> No.14383602

who the hell is this guy???

>> No.14383621

Cool webm

>> No.14383666


Lost it with that spat flip.

>> No.14383689

Steven Strick.

>> No.14383698

You were so fucking close until you threw shitty lettuce on it.

>> No.14383701

SO fucking DRY....

>> No.14383707


Why must everything be turned into a fucking pizza?

>> No.14383994

as soon as i seen the paste i knew it was some retarded spin on non existent mexican pizza.

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>> No.14384246

Why the fuck is this guy larping WoW food

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>> No.14384591

When the Cheddar is sharper than the knife lol

>> No.14384613

that's actually sad
the inability to use properly simple tools like a knife is sign of Parkinson, or even Alzheimer's

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>> No.14384622

>half a bottle of peppermint extract
fucking vile

>> No.14384627

you just know the only people who bought this were women who don't bake anyway and it's still sitting in an unopened box somewhere in storage

>> No.14384645

Do americans really?

>> No.14384665

bro you have no idea how autistic 60+ year old midwestern Americans are
I don't think I've ever met more insufferably picky eaters

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The answer to this is always "Yes". Why? Because we can do anything we fucking want. Conquer the world, go to the moon, have the only culture worth recognizing. We can do whatever the fuck we want and we don't care what you think about it, because you don't matter. And that just burns you up.

>> No.14384674

he had a stroke

>> No.14384679
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Nice trips but your post is wrong. Americans are unbased and have no culture

>> No.14384682

cope some more why dont'cha?

>> No.14384708

The only thing you have ever conquered has been obesity rates, and violent crime.

>> No.14384719

Wait, how did he put a metal bowl in the microwave without it exploding???

>> No.14384767

oh, to be a surly eggmaster lording over his fort, master of his own destiny.

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>> No.14384850

why does the knife have speed holes?

>> No.14384853

When the last egg is cooked, more eggs arrive. The cycle is unending. His punishment is eternal.

>> No.14384862

His crime?

>> No.14384870

Holy fuckin BASED

>> No.14384883

Served the emperor an egg sandwich with undertoasted bread.

>> No.14384965

That's a flensing knife, for skinning animals. The holes are so that the blade doesn't get suctioned onto the skin/flesh.

>> No.14384975

why even call it /webm/ thread
call it what it is: ja/ck/ and the surly king of the egg for general

>> No.14384991

do you think he knows about his fame?

>> No.14384999

The only thing he knows are eggs.

>> No.14385001

made my day

>> No.14385022

Taco pizza is based

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>> No.14385078

haha I literally have EVERYTHING meanwhile you're probably a poor slav living in a bunker or some dumb nigger africaposting

>> No.14385086

Despicable american hedonism at its finest. Hows that mcdonalds taste fatass?

>> No.14385214

scary digits for scary video

>> No.14385221

found the americans

>> No.14385577

Did he just microwave a metal bowl?

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>> No.14385922

>bake cookies in only 10 minutes
How fucking long does it take these idiots to bake cookies normally? Fuck these stupid shit buzzwords, I'm angry now

>> No.14386013

Fucking based

>> No.14386039

Anyone have the webm of jack trying to cut meat with a woefully inadequate knife that basically slides right off of the skin? Thanks.

>> No.14386135

Hello supremely based Oregon bros, ever visit the Tillamook factory?

>> No.14386181

Yeah wtf?

>> No.14386263

>Why do they deep fry more than Americans do

>> No.14386287

Aren't you supposed to eat sushi with your hands?

>> No.14386289

These might be the truest words ever posted to this website

>> No.14386313

Eating with hands and chopsticks are both acceptable.
t.lived in JAPan for 7 months

>> No.14386352

Also wondering

>> No.14386367

This video makes me nauseated. I haven't eaten shitty spaghetti similar to the one in the video since I was 9 and stayed over night at my poor friends house. Used some shitty watered down sauce from a can and mixed in some ground beef. Then added the sauce right into the pot with the pasta.

>> No.14386370

oyster crackers on top of beef potato mix.. why is a pie special? its just beef, starch with carbs.. who the f cares?

>> No.14386374

Why is any food special? Its just an ingredient with an ingredient.

>> No.14386376

Helps cheese not stick.. But if knife made chinesium and dull as all hell does not help. Mix that with retard user=cooking with jack tm.

>> No.14386379

That's a fucking cheese knife

>> No.14386388

> Oh cool you work for tillamook, what do you do there
"I eat cheese."

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>> No.14386740

the 21th century was a mistake

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>> No.14387622

Convection microwave with only the heating element on. MAYBE.

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>> No.14387655

There's a followup video to this and the millennial interviewing him is too stupid to understand you're supposed to cut near the fork

>> No.14387897

>Then added the sauce right into the pot with the pasta.
youre supposed to do that you stupid fucking american

>> No.14387908

how does he leave?

>> No.14387913

this is gonna open a new market for him, one armed cooking

>> No.14387950

It's just sad seeing his arm like that. I don't feel good about making fun of him for that, I just pity his existence.

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Remember he did this to himself. He lacked even the most basic discipline.

Like wiping your ass is considered basic discipline, so is moderating your food consumption. He failed to do that, suffered stroke, learned nothing and will soon die.

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>> No.14388055

Keto Jack was pretty entertaining in my opinion. The classic cope of a retarded lardass trying to find a way to stuff his face, but still having the justification of "i-it's okay, c-cuz keto". Not to mention that I didn't believe he actually was anywhere close to reaching ketosis to begin with. What an utter retard that had what happened to him coming. Don't forget that he didn't just get a stroke and lost control of his arm, he suffered a stoke, was relatively fine and then he got ANOTHER ONE, which actually made him lose his limb. There are no excuses.

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youre right but it's just not the same making fun of him anymore
i cant even watch his newer videos its just too sad. i know he did it to himself but still. he's just not the same jack anymore

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weren't most of his keto recipes just replacing whatever carbs were in the meal with cheese? i specifically remember his keto taco one where he just melts cheese in the oven and uses that as a taco shell but everything else is the same

>> No.14388187

We haven't asked for your opinion, you turd-world low life

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Hey, how about you go make a fucking Jack thread if you want to spam the same 10 webms over and fucking over?

>> No.14388620

His fight is eternal. He must rip and tear these eggs till there are no more.

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>all these seething replies
>unholy digits

fucking based

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hey how about u suck my balls

>> No.14388843

is this a joke, i can't fucking tell?

>> No.14388848

Yes, it's from The Grand Tour

>> No.14389276

The only reason I can sleep at night is knowing that these jagoffs are one jogger with an iPhone away from being cancelled from life for literally anything any time they leave their gated neighborhoods.

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>617 people paid an average of $177.32 each for a "sophisticated" easy bake oven
something something a fool and his money

>> No.14389298

You genuinely have autism.

>> No.14389454

This is that juicer again.

>> No.14389483

what's with modern appliances trying to tie it to apps? for fucks sakes USE A FUCKING BUTTON

>> No.14389494

>tool is shaped exactly like the fruit
>probably comes with visual aids
He has negative intuition, what a fucking moron.

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>> No.14389524

But why?

>> No.14389529

I'll never understand why people say "with more than x varieties" for under double digit numbers. This one says "more than 9", so, what, there's a 10th? Why not say "there are 10 varieties" then? All signs point to me being a huge autist though.

>> No.14389531

hello? based department?

>> No.14389554

All-natural fleshlight.

>> No.14389592

How else is the company supposed to get data back on how often you're using and for what cookies and such?

>> No.14389605

>180 dollar shitpost that takes 10 minutes to make 4 cookies
how convenient

>> No.14389622

Can't you buy premade cookie dough in America too? Surely all you need is a baking tray and an oven which everyone owns

>> No.14389632

yep, literally comes in tubs or rolls, you just scoop the correct sizes out and throw them onto trays. takes the same amount of time to cook too, and they only burn if you're a jackass.

>> No.14389636

I would imagine the selling point for this is safety. It's not "safe" for kids to use the oven, but this thing obviously isn't going to hurt someone.

>> No.14389669


Only if all the eggs are gone.

>> No.14389726

some microwaves are also toaster ovens, thats my best bet

>> No.14389730

hey yinzer

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>> No.14389979

Man, he got fat.

>> No.14390013

It's called "blue"

>> No.14390031

>that female soy boy face
Jesus, I hope she gets hit by a bus.

>> No.14390050

Why is his stroke arm so shiny?

>> No.14390077

>tr;dr science

>> No.14390091

It depends on the shape of the object, the type of metal, and the frequency of the waves

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>> No.14390105

imagine your farts after spending 8 hours eating cheese

>> No.14390127

Of course it's fucking brooklyn
avocados aren't even that good.

>> No.14390137

Italians BTFO.

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>> No.14390262

How does he decide which egg to use next?

>> No.14390290

God I want to eliminate this vile hole

>> No.14391083

How does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.14391118

why dont you start by eliminating my vile hole with your big black dick.

>> No.14391201

I always said it, this fat idiot is going to stroke out with salmonella poisoning, it was only a matter of time considering he was probably food poisoning himself on the monthly. OH WELL.

>> No.14391207

Probably physical therapy type massages that his insurance has to foot the bill for.

>> No.14391211

sodomizing a 12 year old girl

>> No.14391217

Brooklyn is full of hickster types who moved from small town USA and hide that fact, they probably love this shit and eat there several times a week even though eating avocados gives them the violent shits.

>> No.14391220

are those eggs? what the heck?

>> No.14391229

Would be wonderful to find out he never leaves that booth, sleeps behind the counter, shits in a bucket someone disposes of for him and his biggest enemies are snakes appearing when he's sleeping trying to eat all the eggs.

>> No.14391297

Did this bussiness survive the lockdown?

>> No.14391325

PROBABLY, those hickster types in brooklyn order out on the daily almost

>> No.14391389

I can see those types of women buying it for their college aged kids so they can make cookies in their dorm rooms or shared suites. Most would go unused and collect dust, but I could see it getting used a lot in female suites that have enough dessert addicts. Lots of girls would buy cookie dough to keep in their fridges to eat on cold.

>> No.14391403

Why is there a man in those eggs?

>> No.14391589

God, I hate this gentrified shithole

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Would you like a warm cookie, Dave?

>> No.14391720

Does anyone know where the egg king is located, specifically? I want to make a pilgrimage to the egg fort. I would of course document my travels and report back.

>> No.14391745

>with more than 9 varieties
so 10?

>> No.14391757

well you know you can always come gentrify my shithole with your enormous african pecker.

>> No.14391762

10 so far, but they might release another one bumping it up to 11, this way they won't need to redo the commercial when tasty number 11 comes out.

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>> No.14391798

imo its onset of sudeck's syndrome from atrophy

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this makes me feel really bad for him though. Poor guy. I don't want to shit on him anymore, he's done the damage, I just want to let him live his life and make his videos without being mean about him.

So what if he can't cook? He's just trying to do what makes him happy.

>> No.14391845

He doesn't give a shit about cooking or his "show". It's just a shitty way to advertise his even shittier products, nothing more.

>> No.14391848

I've seen this gif a few times but dont keep up with Jack...wtf happened to his arm and what the hell is he supposed to be making?

>> No.14391857

Nevermind someone above said he had a stroke.

>> No.14391859

a lot of these dumb unitask devices make 100x more sense in environments where you don't have access to normal cooking implements or for people who are physically/mentally disabled.

>> No.14391866

no, he's just trying to shill his sauce and raking in promo items. i feel bad making fun of his depressing stroke hand too though.

>> No.14391874

Anyone have some good youtube links for ja/ck/ for me to make new webms?

>> No.14391877

he had 2 strokes

>> No.14391889

>sandra, where are my fucking pasta scissors?

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just made this ja/ck/, enjoy his perfect hotdog

>> No.14392006

>You will never have taco pizza or custard dessert pizza with chocolate chips, at the Pizza Inn buffet, with your friends and family after church ever again.

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>> No.14392013

anon, you can start a family of your own and take them out for a treat after church yourself (DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE WHITE AND YOUR WIFE IS WHITE)

>> No.14392028

prolapsed angus

>> No.14392039

pause that first shot right at the end and laugh at how the bottom left cookie is significantly less browned than the middle

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>> No.14392139

>shake bottle of flammable liquid right on open flame
>try to put out spill with tissue tier napkin
this never gets old

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>> No.14392196

I put some work into this, can I get a (you)/upvote from somebody? thanks

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>> No.14392222

No one gives a fuck, you don't have to make everything about (You).

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quads wasted on being mean

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>> No.14392231

No, that's not the purpose of 4channel.

>> No.14392243

yet another instance of appropriating superior korean culture by the decadent west. i cant wait for marshall kim to liberate us

>> No.14392244

neat but I don't think advertisers can use that trickery anymore

>> No.14392247

It's not mean, it's true.

This random retard online really wants me to believe he's going to go to all the trouble to make a "pilgrimage" to find the egg man, but he isn't even going to put in the effort to do the research and figure out who he is or where you could find him?
I'm sure that person thought they'd get a thousand responses of people helping him out so he could start a GoFundMe and buy a camera and a motorcycle and get his passport to take a flight and find this man and eventually become a professional YouTube documentary maker.

In your fucking dreams, bitch. Go eat another chalupa, cunt.

>> No.14392248

I wish I still had the screencap of the anon that recreated marnies famous gravy

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Hater McHatey over here

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>> No.14392256

His dreams. You were just dumb enough to believe they were sincere.

I doubt that anon had a single idea of actually following through. He was probably just bullshitting and having fun with it.

>> No.14392260

No, I thought I would get three or four humorous responses that would make me smile or maybe even chuckle.

>> No.14392262

He wanted me to play along with his daydream and I refused. That makes me mean?

>> No.14392265

Did I make you smile, anon? Or even chuckle?

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>> No.14392275

Maybe. The immediate response didn't, but some parts of the reply chain did.

>> No.14392292

Do stroke sufferers really?

>> No.14392295

Imagine the smell.

>> No.14392350

Sharp points will cause a spark. Forks are bad, spoons are (probably) okay. They'll probably waste energy and reduce the efficiency of the microwave though.

>> No.14392388

I find it shocking that women have fought so hard to "get out of the kitchen," but still want to act like it's their burden to cook. And yet... how many women do you know who can actually cook. How many have knife skills? How many can cook anything without following a recipe to the letter? How many women do you know who can cook decently without using a recipe at all while also not making you want to strangle them for being absolutely retarded in the kitchen?

>> No.14392398

Dogs aren't babies and they shouldn't be eating pizza. Fuck this person, I hope they had fun cleaning up this adorable mutt's diarrhea.

>> No.14392403

>not smart enough to use an As Seen On TV gadget designed by and for retarded Chinese people
>also wears a gaudy ring as a show of dominance

seems about right. fucking retard

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>> No.14392428

The bowls don't explode. The bowls usually just get hot.
The microwave will only explode if this is done for an extended period of time; even then it's usually not a dramatic BOOM just a bad smell and it doesn't work anymore.

>> No.14392457

What happened?

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>> No.14392717

>HALF a bottle of peppermint
does this guy not have tastebuds? That's like chewing on a menthol crystal

>> No.14392800

It took me a while, but now I realize what the video is about.

It's showing that Ja/ck/ can tell if pizza's in heat just by its smell. I'm actually impressed.

>> No.14392824

>1 pinch of flour for all that meat
what the fuck is the point of it then

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>> No.14392947

you probably put more work into it than went into the hotdogs in the webm lol

>> No.14393088

Looks like animal diarrhoea but I bet it's tasty

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store was out of broccoli

>> No.14393124

That is his secret alone... Only the Egg Master can safely navigate the Egg Zone and not perish!

>> No.14393125

except travel anywhere in the world

>> No.14393169

To be fair, most of my friends wont use their oven because it would instantly decrease the property value of their place. Two of them actually have just bought mini fridges and refuse to use the kitchen at all to keep it in mint condition so when they flip it they wont have to spend any money and repairs and it's a good selling point.

And honestly it with skipthedishes and ubereats there really isnt a point, 30-60$ a night isnt gonna break the bank in any way and you save countless hours not needing to cook. Me and my wife are currently trying to find a cute studio Downtown with no Kitchen because it's essentially useless to have one now.

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>> No.14393194

based Kay

>> No.14393384

The only thing thats getting conquered is your fat red boypuss, satan

>> No.14393433

What is he making with that much dill?

>> No.14393441

it's salt you fucking donkey, even says it in the top corner.

>> No.14393460

fucks sake, is this diseased stroked out boomer really wearing a batman tshirt? the irony is so thick you neednt even arms to cut it.

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>Makoto and Sae will never tag-team bully you

>> No.14393593

>Can't you buy premade cookie dough in America
I mean, most countries have that to be fair

>> No.14393594


This video makes me want to commit a homicide

>> No.14393640


>> No.14393685
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Avocado smoothies aren't even that wild a concept. I've had it since childhood before I went to the US.
Add some chocolate syrup, or even better, kahlua

>> No.14393705

At least melt the cheese a little and toast the bun, this isn't amateur hour Jack

>> No.14393714
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Yeah, that chick just stands around eating core samples of cheddar all day. Amazing.

>> No.14393719

what's with the satan posting itt. I'd eat the deep fried spaghetti desu

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>> No.14393738
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Love how carefully that second sausage is selected. Only the best banger in the pile will do.

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>> No.14393769

What a fucking mess. Just make your own pastry for fucks sake. It's so easy you can memorize it.

1 cup flour:6 tbsp fat for classic (1:4 is also acceptable)
Enough ice water for it to come together

>> No.14393791

If you have to use that much pressure with a knife you are using the wrong knife or a shitty knife.

>> No.14393798

Is this what life is like for the upper middle class? Literally cannot be bothered to fucking cook.

>> No.14393821
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poor bastard, he did it so we didn... wait. why did he do it?

>> No.14393864

How does he wash his hands? I'm not seeing a sink.

>> No.14393871

Wait hang on, is that guy cutting the wrapper on the cheese?

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>> No.14394221
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It's not the same without the sound


>> No.14394228

Not the only to recreate the recipe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTLYK_YOF80

>> No.14394229

>pain train.webm
u cheeky fucker

>> No.14394269


>> No.14394271

how about you stick your balls in a waffle iron

>> No.14394281

based, beat me too it.

>> No.14394293

>Can't you buy premade cookie dough in America too?
now that you mention it I may just not be looking but I feel like I haven't seen any in a long time.

>> No.14394304

oh no make it stop

>> No.14394309

oh fuck me, i didnt notice the fucking washed onion into boiling oil. the dudes sacrifice was worth it, im dying.

>> No.14394352

>it's fine actually

Man, what a let down

>> No.14394385

I've seen it at food lion and other grocery stores where I live. Usually by the deli but I've never bought it

Tbh I'll go to a pizza place and ask if I can buy raw dough they usually allow

>> No.14394396

>using a special convection cooking technology
You mean like a convection oven?

>> No.14394414

Nuke Brooklyn.

>> No.14394428

basil is kill, garlic is most likely kill, powders should survive the tomato fine. its boiled down tomato with onion infused oil and a hint of the powders.
meatballs are vile but he didnt put the temp on low like (s)he was talking about, they were probably tolerable once drained. her take of fucking low boil in oil is a fucking crime tho.
its no party cheese salad, but the fucking spastic washing, cutting and waste of ingredients made it entertaining.
ofc all of that is fine unless she is meant to be a chef at some place, but i recon even the dish washer would slap your hands for doing that to garlic and onion.

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>> No.14394532

>its no party cheese salad
I don't think anything is. Even Kay can't probably match aunt Myrna's opus magnum of culinary terrorism. That thing's special.

>> No.14394550


Let's find out together

>> No.14394595

this is good stuff.
i just "made" some instant potato mash with condiments, cheese and processed chicken anuses, and suddenly my meal barely depresses me.

>> No.14394596

> And that just burns you up.
Bold statement from someone whose country is burning down because of a few niggies

>> No.14394604

At the very end the way his head jolts back as he puts that filth into his mouth. Wonderful

>> No.14394618


>> No.14394629

No, like cooking with SCIENCE

>> No.14394639

lmao you can keep all your decadent inducing bread and circus fatso

>> No.14394650

You're going to have to, because the description conveys no information.

>> No.14394659

It's a joke, people from New York say you can smell the difference in the dough because of their water supply

>> No.14394750


>> No.14394762

I'd actually like to try this. Looks good. Thanks anon

>> No.14394795

Sometimes they have to. Ice melts under photography lights. Most ice you see is really glass.

>> No.14394820

>30-60$ a night isnt gonna break the bank

>> No.14394932

>he's been professionally slamming the one pan egg sammies before they were trendy
what a fucking chad

>> No.14395019


>> No.14395024

African American.

>> No.14395041
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>Village food factory
>chopping plastic-wrapped cheese

>> No.14395053

are you correcting me for no reason?

>> No.14395073

>the garlic

>> No.14395093

What's happening, I can't watch

>> No.14395101

You know how sane humans prepare garlic?

This is the opposite of that

>> No.14395102

Wait. Hold on. How fast does it take for sour cream to go bad? Isn't it like 4-5 days after you've opened the container? This motherfucker has what looks like 5 kg. How does he even consume that much sour creme in such short time span?

>> No.14395124

It's called keto diet.

>> No.14395140

What's even weirder is those are both me. Apparently I really am Satan.

>> No.14395186


>> No.14395232

I've always wondered if you can eat the crust on these things

>> No.14395259

It would be extremely painful.

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>> No.14395385

Bitch I ain't broke. I get around. I was hoping for one of y'all to be like " yeah egg dude is in mumbai" or some shit like that and id make a mental note or whatever to try and snap some pics of eggman some day. Maybe add a day to my itinerary for it. A bus ride even. For the yous of course . Not to literally buy a plane ticket just to see a fucking egg stall. This is some low effort eggman research in a low effort eggman thread, cool your jets.

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>> No.14395424

I wonder if it would be more efficient to put a flame under the pan, thus heating it and turning the whole thing into a cooking surface.

Just a crazy thought.

>> No.14395446

>let me explain what we're smelling
>it's flavor
>it's pizza smell
jesus christ

>> No.14395486

You could, but all that black? That's a lot of carcinogens. Best not to.

>> No.14395490

these are great

>> No.14395491

I gagged with all that peppermint extract.

>> No.14395494
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Carcinogens? What Optimus Prime is gonna come fuck me up or something?

>> No.14395545

>its a webm thread

This is why i hate this threads.

>> No.14395546

You know what? Whatever. I bet it's tasty.

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And yet you don't post anything. Interesting...

>> No.14395681

Dill, yogurt, and cucumber? C'mon anon, this is /ck/, you're supposed to recognize tzatziki when you see it.

>> No.14396085

its already run out of steam

>> No.14396104

well when most webms are cringe, we could not have wholesome things.

>> No.14396204

simagine fucking it

>> No.14396229

"I'm ready to settle down"

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>> No.14396317

Looks good if you add the onions and not the oil to the tomato sauce.

>> No.14396331

Getting goatse flashbacks

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>> No.14396388

Lack of circulation

>> No.14396394

>save the planet while you're on your phone

The wrong side won

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I cut the video down

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I didn't even make it through 20 seconds of that before I was in physical pain from cringing so hard.

>> No.14396748

Well it's less of a scam since you still gotta make the cookie dough yourself. The juice thing was literally just juice packets.

It's still stupid

>> No.14396781


>> No.14396791

I think if it doesn't necessarily lie about the product or is directly related to the product, they can.

Like instead of milk, they used (possibly still use) glue in cereal commercials

>> No.14396809

Looks heart attack inducing, but genuinely good.

>> No.14396849

Ketchup is the thinking man's condiment.

>> No.14396876

moza is quite far from fattest cheese, and unless you do jack style low and slow deep frying and dry it off it should be fine, fairly healthy even.

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>> No.14396906

I swear watching them is just watching an acted out /int/ thread sometimes

>> No.14396984


No you aren't. It makes the spaghetti soggy. Coat with olive oil a little in the pot, then each person can spoon on however much sauce they want. Dumping the jar of sauce in the pot and stiring it is some backwoods trailer park shit.

>> No.14397081

Just say nigger you embarrassing wanker

>> No.14397104
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>this whole post
Americans are truly inhuman

>> No.14397167 [DELETED] 

Have sex femcel

>> No.14397247

So how do you heat the sauce?

>> No.14397257

He's an amerilard so probably the microwave

>> No.14397294

what is in that pan? fat? what the fuck. why hasnt he mixed flour into the meat and eggs so it stays whole?


>> No.14397307

are zoomers this fucking retarded?

>> No.14397338

>I can smell when the pizza is in heat
He reminds me of that video of the fat video game nerd who kneels in that speedrun autism convention and smells the chair once a girl leaves it, all while being filmed.

>> No.14397342



Are you guys this dense? You heat it in a separate pot.

>> No.14397365

But why See this is the answer I expected. But why use two pots when one will suffice?

>> No.14397379

It's literally just an onion ring with added cheese

>> No.14397440

Are you retarded

>> No.14397523

am i missing something or did he put a metal container in the microwave.

>> No.14397618


The way I've seen it done your way is people dumping the sauce in the pasta and the pasta sits for a good 10 minutes. It gets gross. I'd rather dirty a separate pot to have that not happen, also easier to control how much sauce someone wants on theres.

>> No.14397620

all those curry spices while looking like a bloody mary. oh boy.

>> No.14397635

>and the pasta sits for a good 10 minutes.

No. You just leave it a minute, long enough for the sauce to heat up

>> No.14397643

absolutely vile, what in the hell are you even doing on a cooking board?

>> No.14397648

sour cream should last over a week easy, its kinda like cheese.

>> No.14397654

Cochineal tends to do that when you mix it with stuff containing calcium or aluminium salts.

>> No.14397717

now I like avocados, and most green vegetables that these hippies tend to eat (broccoli, Brussels sprouts, peas), but this is just sacrilegious. Just treat it like foods, you pretentious pompous pricks.

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>> No.14397911

Sorry jack using fresh herbs threw me way off. Figured it was some sort of dip.

>> No.14398316

What the fuck. I haven't even had any "proper" chili apart from what I or a home cook friend have made (europoor so no beaner restaurants) and it already looks way off. I mean is it really meant to be like a fucking soup and have literal cubes of meat in it? Jesus fucking christ jack

>> No.14398479
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That the jack way of doing chili; just pour every container/cans/jars you can find into a crock pot, crank the heat to max and let it cook for 20 min

>> No.14398506

My god, that's more like a stew if anything. I mean I'd be guessing it's ok if he starts out with a nice brisket, but still wtf. Hopefully that one was fresh unlike the one he dug up from his backyard for the chili competition entry.

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>that's more like a stew

heres jack making a stew

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