/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Op here No.14372587]

Rate this feast
there is a 20p for scale
consist of:
>chicken
>beef
>korma
>duck egg
>noodles
>carrot
>peas
>sweetcorn
>naan bread
feel free to grab a spoon and help yourself

[Anonymous No.14372591]

>>14372587
damn son wtf did you do to that boiled egg

[Op here No.14372604]

>>14372591
my deshelling technique is less than perfect

[Anonymous No.14372637]

>>14372587
>feel free to grab a spoon and help yourself
I can't, I have n0 hans. pleras putt forkl on scrin

[Op here No.14372647]

>>14372637
sorry fren
no more forg

[Anonymous No.14372686]

>>14372647

[Anonymous No.14372711]

Jesus christ, this is what anglos call a feast?

[Op here No.14372772]

>>14372711
uh huh
i got leftovers

[Anonymous No.14372790]

>>14372711
No. This is what a chav calls a feat.

[Anonymous No.14372805]

If you made this yourself, why isn't this on a plate? Your egg looks unappealing and those noodles look like thin pieces of shit. 3/10. Jesus Christ, learn how to make fucking ramen first you fucking retard because what you made is basically the Anglo retard's ramen dish.

That's my lunch and it looks ten times more appealing with a fraction of your fucking ingredients.

[Op here No.14372835]

>>14372805
>white rice
>msg loaded horse/dog meat
yeah im thinking its bait

[Anonymous No.14372878]

>>14372835
tell me in your own words what is wrong with MSG

[Anonymous No.14372926]

>>14372835
I made that myself so I could tell you it's simply chicken breast in a Korean bulgagi marinade along with white rice. Not too complicated and is both more appealing to the eye and more nutritional then the garbage fake ass Tesco box your Limey ass tried to make.

[Op here No.14372944]

>>14372878
>easy mode flavouring
>says to everyone "yeah i dont try"
>invention of the japs
>inspired by a womans cooking
when will oriental bootlickers stop shilling this dead meme

[Op here No.14372950]

>>14372926
i can litteraly see the plastic fork still in the wrapper that you got from poo lee fooks

[Anonymous No.14372969]

>>14372950
You could buy disposable utensils from the store anon.... I get them because it's easy to throw it out after using it at work. Who wants to wash dishes at their office sink? You could clearly see the container is a nice lunch box, not some cheap plastic Chinese food container. Don't be jealous that I could make something with less effort that looks three times more appealing then the garbage you made OP. Before that, I made a pappadelle bolognese. Come on man.

[Op here No.14373000]

>>14372969
>funko pop
BLOCKED
nice funny number tho

[Anonymous No.14373023]

>>14373000
OP, when someone you work with gives you a gift it's appropriate to display it. That's office politics 101 and that's why it's at my office and not my fucking house.

[Op here No.14373046]

>>14373023
lmao i guess your coworkers are just retarded then

[Anonymous No.14373051]

RULE BRITTANIA
BRITTANIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES

[Anonymous No.14373069]

>>14372587
what the hell is "korma" some ethnic gooble gobble?

[Op here No.14373073]

>>14373051
>itallian takeaway
try harder bro

[Anonymous No.14373116]

>>14372587
Did you go dumpster diving, anon?

[Anonymous No.14373130]

>>14372944
it's salt, retard
>says to everyone "yeah I don't try"
then stop using salt since it's also a flavor enhancer. what, you can't make a good dish without salt?
and how do people know you've put MSG in your dish? are they MSG psychics?
>inspired by a woman's cooking
imagine being intimidated by a woman
>using phrases like japs and oriental while also using "bootlickers"
the irony is palpable

msg is a tool, not a crutch. same with salt and sugar.

[Anonymous No.14373135]

>>14373069
>WUTS A "ELECTRICITAY"?
>WUT IN TARNATION IS A "TELEPHONE MACHINE"
It would take longer than this thread has to explain it, Cletus.
No it doesn't. It's the yellow gravy you get at curry places.

[Anonymous No.14373139]

>>14372805
It actually looks pretty child like and embarrassing anon.

[Anonymous No.14373143]

>>14373135
>curry places
so it is nasty ethnic "food"

[Anonymous No.14373154]

>>14373135
>yellow gravy
so... poo?

[Anonymous No.14373161]

>>14372587
>fork on the right side

[Anonymous No.14373173]

>>14372587
I assume that's what an alien trying to pass as a human being makes for dinner after a month of observing the species' habits.

[Op here No.14373176]

>>14373130
you seem mad bro
salt and msg are completely different.
salt is based, msg is not.
you also defend women when they aren't around, ask me how i know you use reddit.
and how is calling the Chinese and the Japanese bootlickers "ironic" ? please explain.
can you actually refute my points?

[Anonymous No.14373185]

>>14373176
>when will oriental bootlickers stop shilling this dead meme
>oriental bootlickers
>as in people who bootlick the orientals
you need cooking AND grammar classes, anon

[Anonymous No.14373187]

Everything looks overcooked and boiled. This looks like something a college student would dream up with leftovers.

[Anonymous No.14373198]

>>14372587
>boiled meat with no browning
>boiled noodles that weren't cooked in the sauce
>might actually be literally spaghetti and not noodles
>frozen carrot/peas/green beans
>not even sauteed
>mutilated boiled egg
>hard boiled
>fork on the right
>drowning in watery shit
>pig trough to eat out of
tasteless and fat/10

[Op here No.14373215]

>>14373185
please post more chang

[Anonymous No.14373227]

>20p for scale

Does not compute. I assume your weird third world tender is similar in size to a US dime?

[Anonymous No.14373233]

>>14372587
Just make a pichanga, it's a lot better.

[Anonymous No.14373241]

>>14373233
what are those rolled up things?

[Op here No.14373301]

>>14372587
I'm gay, by the way. Not sure if it matters.

[Anonymous No.14373304]

>>14373051
....where's the pizza? What is this? Just a pizza box of garbage? Why are you even getting fries and not garlic knots or mozzarella sticks? Holy shit the state of bongland.

[Anonymous No.14373314]

>>14373139
>chicken and rice
>childlike
I'm not sure what the fuck you mean, but I'm not going to eat some stupidly heavy meal for lunch because I'm not retarded.

[Anonymous No.14373326]

>>14373301
I thought gays know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.14373377]

>>14373051
Are you a boy? You look like you'd be a really cute boy.

[Op here No.14373385]

>>14373377
Oops, forgot my Op here

[Anonymous No.14373641]

>>14373154
Is your poo yellow, anon?

[Anonymous No.14373645]

>>14373176
It's hilarious that you think you sound smart, when everyone reading this shit can tell you just grew out of eating crayons.

[Anonymous No.14373647]

>>14372587
Looks good but why the fuck didn't you add scrambled eggs instead of that duck egg?

[Op here No.14373648]

>>14373647
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.14373652]

>>14373314
Well, if you wanted to impress people, that is not the way to do it.
Maybe save the braggadocious tone for when you actually have something to brag about.
So maybe not the cheapest option at your local asian slop place with a side of plain white rice, you pretentious man child.

[Anonymous No.14373655]

>>14373648
>Looks good but why the fuck didn't you add scrambled eggs instead of that duck egg?
>"thanks bro"
y-you're welcome...

[Anonymous No.14373658]

>>14373647
>Looks good
It literally looks like the contents of a trash can, anon.

[Anonymous No.14373668]

>>14372969
>Works a desk job
lmao loser.

[Anonymous No.14373675]

>>14372969
That's pretty big talk for your anemic looking bolognese.
I have seen drunk frat boys do a better job than that.

[Anonymous No.14373703]

>>14372969
haha you take photos of every pathetic meal you make for no reason!

[Anonymous No.14373804]

>>14373241
That photo is a bad example but that's cheese, you're supposed to put cubes around instead of those rolled slices and let it melt a bit.

[Anonymous No.14373865]

>>14373804
>overcooked boiled eggs
seems like a salad but replacing the lettuce with chips
gross