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>Butterfinger

>> No.14372465

>>14372461
I need to get laid so fucking badly. I've had enough of trying to jump through women's hoops just so that I can fuck their moist hole. Honestly, I'm considering just paying an escort at this point. You end up paying for sex one way or another.

>> No.14372505

>>14372461
>>14372465
Fucking coomers

>> No.14372511

>>14372505
????. This is a candy bar thread.

>> No.14372512

>>14372505
Isn't enjoying food basically the same thing as being a coomer?

>> No.14372514

>>14372465
just jerk off Jesus Christ

>> No.14372516

>>14372514
>t. virgin

It's not the same.

>> No.14372520

>>14372465
Get a job at a daycare.

>> No.14372528

>>14372520
>implying I'm a pedophile

What do you take me for, a homosexual?

>> No.14372534

>>14372528
Don't knock it until you've tried it.

>> No.14372539

>>14372516
let's see, no pregnancy scares, no STDs, no legs cramping up from doing all the work, no post-nut "oh fuck what have I done," no awkward morning after, no messy feelings and bullshit female drama. I just drop my drawers, cranks one out and go about my day. simple, easy, clean.

>> No.14372557

>>14372539
Mother of Cope.

>> No.14372565

>>14372528
Maybe a grade school or middle school is more your taste? 10-12 is the peak age for girls.

>> No.14372586

>>14372461
I remember Natalie Tran as well. She is a weird baby crazy old lady now.

>> No.14372588

>>14372465
Yeah hire an escort, jerking off only staves off the demons for so long

>> No.14372595

>>14372539
Big cope.

>> No.14372602

>>14372539
Based and correctpilled. I've had a few longterm relationships with plenty of sex. Jerking off is just as physically satisfying without all the baggage that comes with sex, which honestly makes it better.

>> No.14372635

>>14372539
The post of a man who has truly given up

>> No.14372643

>>14372635
Sex isn't worth the baggage that comes with it, man.

>> No.14372654
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14372654

>>14372643
coping

>> No.14372659

>>14372654
Autism. Not everyone thinks the same way as you, not everyone has your priorities, not everyone values the same things you do.

>> No.14372736

>>14372539
You don’t get the pleasure of pleasing your partner

>> No.14372756

>>14372659
COPE
O
P
E

>> No.14372757

Is that Nat from Community Channel?
Always thought she was sexy and cute
God I feel old now

>> No.14372758

>>14372736
So?

>> No.14372766

>>14372758
Imagine never knowing what the touch of a woman is like.

>> No.14372774

>>14372465
Based take the hooker pill, experience freedom
also Butterfingers are the only candy bar I still buy as an adult once in a while. They seem different though, did they change the formula?

>> No.14372788

>>14372528
you were supposed to fuck your colleagues.

>> No.14372789

>>14372539
Jeez the resignation oozing from this post

>> No.14372793

>>14372766
Imagine not understanding that some people just think differently from yourself. I've had sex, I just don't get that much direct pleasure from pleasing someone else. Call it selfish or whatever, but it is what it is.

>> No.14372806

>>14372766
Imagine? I live it.

>> No.14372815

>>14372793
Imagine being this upset.

>> No.14372825

>>14372815
Yes, I get irrationally angry at people who can't understand that human beings can be different from one another. Sue me. People like that need to be confronted with the idea that other people may have different ideas than they do.

>> No.14372844

>>14372806
From my limited experience, I'll tell you this. They're soft, but not the same type of soft a cat is

>> No.14372876

>>14372516
how much better could it POSSIBLY be, than, say, a pocket pussy

>> No.14372888

>>14372844
do they feel like a fleslight? cause I got bout 20 of those.

>> No.14372904

>>14372876
It's very different, my dude. It will probably take years for the most brilliant minds of the scientific community to create a sex doll real enough to emulate real human females.

>> No.14372910

>>14372774
Supposedly they changed the formula earlier this year, yes.

>> No.14372912

>>14372904

It really doesn't feel that different from a pocket pussy.

The biggest difference is that there is an entire person attached to the real thing, and it is warmer.

>> No.14372917

>>14372876
A fleshlight is better than your hand, but there's really no comparison between the real thing and a sex doll or pocket pussy. Unless the means don't matter to you and your only goal from the beginning was to nut.

>> No.14372923

Women are nothing more than pieces of fuck meat.

>> No.14372930

>>14372923
Monstrous cope. Who hurt you sweetie?

>> No.14372951

>>14372465
violent assault is still an option if you're skint

>> No.14372961

>>14372951

What if you assault a woman and can't get it up?

Boy, wouldn't there be egg on your face.

>> No.14372967

>>14372539
True tho
Companionship is the only thing relationships have going for them

>> No.14372972

>>14372923
>Women are nothing more than pieces of fuck meat.
This is why white feminists are deathly afriad of legalizing prostitution, despite the fact that it will end modern day slavery. White women would have zero power over men if it wasn't for their cunts.

>> No.14373345

>>14372736
fug thats what I really want

>> No.14373454

>>14372461
I'd let her butter my finger, if you catch my meaning.

>> No.14373465

who is this fucking whore? is this from one of them pornos?

>> No.14373480

>>14372539
>messy feelings
>cramping legs
What are you? A sexually repressed 100lbs boy?

>> No.14373483

>>14372465
Look for the comic called Paying For It and then read it.

>> No.14373485
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>>14373454

>> No.14373496

>>14373483
>https://www.scribd.com/document/209381559/Chester-Brown-2011-Paying-for-It

This? And why?

>> No.14373499

>>14373480
Women are emotional and dramatic. The messy feelings come from them because even the most supposedly sexually liberated slut is incapable of not getting attached.

>> No.14373505

>>14373496
Yes. To broaden the context of those thoughts.

>> No.14373518

>>14372511
>candy bar thread
>0 candy posts
5CO-MEO-NNOW

>> No.14373517

>>14372461
I'd like to finger her butt

>> No.14373541

>>14372825
What you have described is an aspect of inhumanity you carry within you. It literally makes you less human.

>> No.14373578

>>14373505
Will it make me want to fuck hookers?

>> No.14373597

>>14372511
no

>> No.14373598

>>14373578
Maybe. I don't know what you will decide, but it will give you more information.

>> No.14373678

>>14372961
that would be awkward af, and she's just gonna be so smug about it to
women am i right?

>> No.14373683

>>14372961
That happened a couple of years ago to a guy in Melbourne. He murdered her, then went home. Metadata evidence showed that he then searched the internet for violent porn of girls resembling his victim.

>> No.14373989

>>14373541
Humanity is about free will, self-awareness, and transcending beyond base animal instincts. How is it more human to give into base instincts and desires without thought? Sounds animalistic to me.

>> No.14374061

>>14373989
You have failed to follow the conversation correctly and chimed in with a misunderstanding. A refutation of the value of >>14372736 is the piece of inhumanity in question.

>> No.14374105

>>14372461
>finger in the bum
>*lick*
>yum

>> No.14374145

>>14372465
“The difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for free costs a lot more.” -Brendan Behan
t./lit/ >>14372505