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https://youtu.be/0-u89ppmLiQ
ITT: Kino food commercials

>> No.14368599

Wow, look, it's this again. Thanks OP. I'm glad those two brain cells you have left are still firing enough to make shitposts.

>> No.14368601

>>14368594
Good fucking grief fat people are repulsive

>> No.14368603

gross

>> No.14368609

I just saw this a few moments ago on the telly. It was a recorded show but I caught glimpses of her movin and groovin, shakin n bakin and had to get another look. She's probably got 30-40 lbs on me but I'd pound mercilessly

>> No.14368610
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>>14368594
It's not even trying to be subtle anymore.

>> No.14368615
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>>14368594

>> No.14368629

>>14368599
.t fat lady

>> No.14368642
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>>14368609

>> No.14368653

>>14368615
based

>> No.14368672

>>14368594

That is a lot of movement for someone that fat

>> No.14368681
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>>14368615

>> No.14368683
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>>14368594
>use aggressive adblockers on all websites
>torrent network TV shows
>sometimes stream on paid services with no ads
I honestly forget that ads exist sometimes and seeing something like this is a shock to my system. Have they really gotten this bad?

>> No.14368686

>>14368683
Commercials are either this, aids medication, or class action lawsuits. I'm not even kidding.

>> No.14368723

>>14368594
I don't understand the ad. With that attitude you would eat proper ice cream.

>> No.14368726

>>14368681
>>14368615
Pierce is relentlessly handsome

>> No.14368733

How long do you think the actress was out of breath after shooting this?

>> No.14368800

>>14368733
They used CGI. They were gonna use strings but they all broke when they tried to lift an arm.

>> No.14369610

>>14368594
>on two boards, no less
Fuck off

>> No.14369975

>>14368594
I think she's doing more than not skipping dessert.

>> No.14370238

>>14368594
Skip desert you fat fuck
>>14368615
Always based Brosnan

>> No.14372261
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>> No.14372550

>>14368594
Based Halo Top killing fat people.

>> No.14372712

>>14368594
Halo Top ice cream is designed for people with eating disorders.
Fucking hilarious. The company knows exactly who their customer base is.

>> No.14372740

>>14368683
It's terrible. Next time you're over at your parents and they're watching TV, sit down and observe the kind of commercials broadcast on American television. It's absolutely appalling and it's even worse when watching kids' channels. Toys that are marketed nowadays prep kids for impulsive spending and overeating.

>> No.14372762

>>14372261
I saved a screenshot of that post too lol

>> No.14372957

>>14368686
I started watching television for the first time in about three years and I'm shocked by the accuracy of this statement.

>> No.14372984

Why are modern white women so fucking disgusting?

>> No.14372986

>>14368594
I'm not against empowering people, but this is a very degenerate commercial. This is literal Jewish subversion.

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>>14372984
>Why are modern white women so fucking disgusting?

>> No.14373044

>>14372984
>white woman

>> No.14373095

>>14372261
>they die quickly out of the way and stop being a strain on the economy.

Obesity costs the UK £27bn a year. They're a strain on the health system with their constant health issues. In America that just makes them better consumers, consuming the expensive health services. In the UK they're a burden on tax payers.

>> No.14373112

>>14368683
>>14368686
>>14372740
What’s the solution bros?

I think when I have a family I’m not gonna have a TV

>> No.14373129

IMAGINE BEING FAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NIGGA JUST EAT LESS FOOD PUT THE FORK DOWN HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14373357

>>14368594
People care too much about this shit

>> No.14373397

>>14368594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RD0-u89ppmLiQ&v=gAlYYfywWdQ&feature=emb_rel_end

>> No.14373403

>>14368594
anyone got an ID on the model?

>> No.14373412

>>14373112
If I had a family I would put them all on the adblock life like I do for myself. No live TV or radio and adblock on all devices for all services. Fuck advertising, I'd never let my kids be subjected to that bullshit.

>> No.14373414

>>14368629
Yes you are. :)

>> No.14373426

>>14373129
Why?

>> No.14373439

>>14373112
have a good relationship with your wife and kids and be a leader in love, not a dictator of hate
don't let outside forces control your family

>> No.14373449
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>>14368594
I just wanna fuck a girl like this
Is it to much to ask for?

>> No.14373822

>>14368609
uhhhhhhhhhh....
umm....
BASED?!

>> No.14373845

>>14372986
>This is literal Jewish subversion.
retard, it's just an unhealthy food company encouraging people to eat unhealthy food. It's not some hidden agenda. Obviously an ice cream company doesn't want people to feel bad about being fat

>> No.14373868

>>14373845
But it's a low calorie ice cream for people who are guilty about full fledged ice cream. The message is wrong for the product, which suggests an alternate agenda to sales.

>> No.14373873

>>14372261
>they use cars more
>they never go anywhere
hm

>> No.14373879

>>14368615
A little known fact about the Brosnan Bond movies is that he specifically requested that Bond drive a BMW for the sole reason of the brand name being one letter away from BBW

>> No.14373974

>>14373879
haha based architect :)))

my favrite meem ::^))

>> No.14373982

>>14373868
exactly. it really makes no sense for their diet-brand ice cream. typical fatties would not like the taste of Halo, it's like slightly creamy shaved ice.

>> No.14373993

>>14373845
Imagine doing damage control for Goldstein's ice cream company, for free, on 4channel. Do race traitors like you ever feel shame?

>> No.14373994

>>14372740
>Toys that are marketed nowadays prep kids for impulsive spending and overeating

Dude it's been that way for like 30 years at least.

>> No.14374015

>>14368683
It's all what this >>14368686 anon said plus ads about fighting for black peoples freedom

>> No.14374017

>>14373868
>>14373982
They're literally saying "cut loose guilt-free with our diet product because you deserve it."

>> No.14374035

>>14374017
*furious rubbing of hands*

>> No.14374375

>>14368594
bbw is my fetish but this is just a strange advertisement
It almost makes me think that advertisers are trying to be politically/socially provocative for
the sake of negative publicity as it's own form of advertising.
Yeah, those guys at the office could've made a simpler ad like "indulge healthier" or something, but that's not as riling or exciting is it. Wouldn't last as long in peoples heads and
certainly not long enough for a thread about it to be posted here.

>> No.14374444

>>14373095
And taxes are paid at gunpoint and go to for-profit corporations. The only difference between US and UK health care is you're forced to pay for it at gunpoint via taxes. The same scam medical industrial complex runs both of them. There are over 300 cures for cancer, but none of them are nearly as lucrative as chemotherapy.

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>>14374444
>There are over 300 cures for cancer
Gonna need some sauce on that, brother.

>> No.14374632

>>14368594
I used to eat halo top, to be honest its horrible. It tastes okay, but is so incredibly unsatisfying. And its expensive as shit.

New philosiphy for me is: If I want ice cream that bad, I make ice cream. I have an ice cream maker and cream, sugar, milk, and even crazy shit like rennet and vanilla bean. I can make better shit, and since it took a lot of work damn straight Im gonna savor it, not just blindly inhale it like that halo top crap.

>> No.14374646

>>14373449
they are all extremely self conscious bro it's easy

>> No.14374963

That was actually pretty sexy. Nice ad.

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>>14374963

>> No.14376586
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14376586

>Decide to use quarantine to get in better shape
>Nothing crazy, just a jog 3 times a week
>Skip lunch daily to reduce calorie intake
>Down almost 30lbs since this shit started
>Only a little while and I'll be at my goal weight

I love watching fatties fat, just means everyone else is better by comparison.

>> No.14376602

>>14376586
>Ever being fat

Disgusting, but congratulations on finding a way to feeling superior to your former self.

>> No.14377527

>>14368615
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>> No.14377574

>>14373412
Sooo you would shield them from evil advertisements which is good and all but what will happen when they have to deal with the world on their own? They won't know how to react to advertising and probably fall victim to it

>> No.14377666

I legitimately hate that I buy their ice cream. but it is pretty cheap and keto.

>> No.14377697

>>14368594
I don't think I could hold her down and rape her in real life, even if I wanted to ..and I'm jacked.

>> No.14377877

this has to be ironic just for the sake of stirring up controversy. fat people don't actually feel good about themselves. it's a nonsensical argument that seems intended just to distract idiots.

>> No.14377939

>>14368594
I put this video at .25 speed and crank one out on the reg brother

>> No.14377970

>>14377574
>what will happen when they have to deal with the world on their own?
They'll continue to avoid advertising and see it as a disgusting eyesore not worth their time. It's not as though I wouldn't teach them what advertising is or why/how it should be blocked.