Am I doing this right?

[Anonymous No.14365521]

I really like eating dogs like this but my roommate came down the other day and said it was weird.
How does /ck/ eat their hot dogs?
Also what do you eat them with? For me it's Catsup.

[Anonymous No.14365529]

>Electric stove
OH NONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.14365534]

>>14365521
I usually fill mine with cream after they're cooked and allowed to cool.

[Anonymous No.14365539]

Get help. For me, it's the toaster.

[Anonymous No.14365540]

>>14365521
>boil
>drain water
>add a little oil
>brown
Try this.

[Anonymous No.14365551]

>>14365521
Mustard
Bit of ketchup
Spicy pickle relish
Shredded cheese, like the white kind idk what its called

[Anonymous No.14365559]

>>14365539
Huh, don't have one but looks cool!

[Anonymous No.14365564]

>>14365521
>>14365529
>>14365539
>>14365540
>he doesn’t cook his hot dogs on the hot sidewalk in the sun
Rent free

[Anonymous No.14365568]

>>14365551
It's just called white cheese I think.

[Anonymous No.14365583]

>>14365521
Boiled hot dogs are edible but they're better steamed if you're not going to grill them.

[Anonymous No.14365595]

>>14365583
ok so basically, I don't have a steaming "thing" so would it work if I put them next to bowl of water in the microwave?

[Anonymous No.14365612]

>>14365595
Nah just stick em on a skewer and lay it over a pot of boiling water with a domed lid over the top. Microwave dogs are worse than eating them cold from the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14365620]

>>14365612
Oh shit imma try that

[Anonymous No.14365626]

Pan instead of a pot
Third of a beer and the same amount water
Cook until liquid is gone
Brown the dogs a bit
Oh shit pans black
Pour a tiny bit more water
Roll the dogs around in the brown goo
A little more browner now
Slightly toasted bun
Mayo, half a dill spear, slice of tomato cut in half, chopped red onion, Dijon (or spicy) mustard, pepperoncini slices or a few drops of tabasco
Piece of bacon if you're feeling fancy
Serve with tater tots and baked beans
Ketchup goes on tots only. Not the dogs.
Sriracha ketchup is kino.

[Anonymous No.14365638]

>>14365521
That's how hot dog carts and Costco cook dogs.

[Anonymous No.14365645]

>>14365626
if your'e gonna have them with tater tots and baked beans why not just chop the hot dogs up along with the red onion and pepperoncinis and mix those into the beans. layer the tater tots over top and bake it in the oven?

[Anonymous No.14365664]

>>14365521

I thought boiled hot dogs was the most common way of cooking hot dogs

[Anonymous No.14365684]

>>14365664
It is, but some people are sheltered and have only ever seen dogs cooking on those rotisserie broilers in gas stations

[Anonymous No.14365864]

>>14365521
Hot dogs are pre-cooked meat - like baloney, so there isn't really a 'wrong' way to cook them. Personally I do prefer something that gives them some browning.

I like them in toaster ovens on a tray. Cut them long and middle, and then put them on a buttered english muffin with chedder. Throw on a half a fried egg if you like.

[Anonymous No.14365959]

affix hot dog to fork
turn gas range to medium low
rotisserie forkdog while spatter seasons your cast iron grates

the only way

[Anonymous No.14366047]

>>14365521
>>14365539
This is also the best method I’ve found their experimentation, the toaster is the easier way to get perfect hot dogs every time. No clean up involved and the juices stay in the casing. If you don’t have a toaster buy one. They are so useful.

[Anonymous No.14366086]

>>14365626
They're fucking hot dogs

[Anonymous No.14366330]

>>14366086
They are a meal, if you care to make them one.

[Anonymous No.14366344]

This is the best method.

[Anonymous No.14366347]

>>14365521
Butterfly and pan fry in lard. Then fry the bread or bun in the same lard. Ketchup or peanut butter to top.

[Anonymous No.14366351]

>>14366330
You're a fucking fag

[Anonymous No.14366354]

>>14366344
Nah those buns will dry out and wither like that.
Wrap them in tinfoil so they steam themselves.

[Anonymous No.14366364]

>>14365521
Nathan's dogs, boiled in either Papbts or Franzia Cabernet Sauvignon. Also, get gas stove electricuck.

[Anonymous No.14366371]

>>14366364
Ball park angus or kikes nationals are both better you east coast cuckold faglord

[Anonymous No.14366387]

I prefer to broil my dogs so that they get a crust. Taste exactly the same as they would on a gas grill. The shitty thing about broiling is that it is easy to burn your hot dogs this way. Boiling a hot dog is the foolproof method cause you can basically just forget about the hot dog and never overcook it.

Charcoal grilled hot dogs are the best, though.

[Anonymous No.14366388]

>>14365595
Just put them in the microwave by themselves. Just turn the power down and turn them halfway through so they don't burst. Takes about a minute or less. Think how many hotdogs you can shove in your fuckhole. With all the extra time you could even turn yur bed into bunks, you'll have so much extra room for activities.

[Anonymous No.14367458]

>>14365645
Why not just throw it all in a blender and drink it at that point?

[Anonymous No.14367469]

>>14365664
It is, if you're making like 60 at once. I'd rather use the microwave for dogs than boil them and I usually hate the microwave.

[Anonymous No.14367474]

>>14366047
This seems like a fire hazard.

[Anonymous No.14367476]

>>14365521
Just microwave them. Adds a smoky taste

[Anonymous No.14367712]

>not electrocuting the dog
>shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.14367808]

>>14366354
Where would the steam come from? Leftover spittle from deepthroating?

[Anonymous No.14367834]

Don't you porky penis your dogs?

[Anonymous No.14368763]

Is this guy doing it right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVdNSPBkLKQ&feature=youtu.be

[Anonymous No.14368824]

>>14365521
I put them in a big 6qt pot with 2" of water in the bottom.
Then I float bowl in there, and put the buns inside the bowl to steam.
Then I put the cover on the pot.
Wah Lah, steamed buns, boiled dogs.
It's awesome.

[Anonymous No.14369100]

>>14366351
Cooking is not for everyone. Enjoy your Tupperware rations.

[Anonymous No.14369132]

>>14367834
HOLY SHIT
>life changed

[Anonymous No.14369163]

>>14368763
Let go of my buns kek

[Anonymous No.14369171]

>>14365521
My mom always boiled them...But now I throw them on the grill or just microwave them.

[Anonymous No.14369600]

Wrap them in aluminum foil and Pilot over the stove flame

[Anonymous No.14369622]

grilled ~= steamed >> pan ~= boiled >> rotisserie >>>> microwave
this isn't accounting for bun preparation of course. the best buns are buttered and pan fried.

[Anonymous No.14369657]

>>14365664
I always do. It takes like a minute if that

[Anonymous No.14370402]

>>14365521
Boiling is garbage. If you're not grilling, then put them in the oven at moderately high heat for 10min or so. The outside gets a little crispy and the flavour concentrates somewhat.

[Anonymous No.14370433]

>>14365521
Get on my level kid.

[Anonymous No.14370446]

One drunk time I ate like 4 raw hot dogs, not bad. Like cold ham.

[Anonymous No.14370470]

i personally like to butterfly them and cook them open side down in a pan to get some nice brown on the inside of the dog. and it holds toppings when you put it in the bun

[Anonymous No.14370515]

I eat them cold, straight from the package.

[Anonymous No.14370528]

Just fry them in a pan.

[Anonymous No.14370539]

>>14370528
I think the boiling is supreme and much healthier

[Anonymous No.14370551]

>>14370539
You're missing out on flavor, also hotdogs aren't ever healthy.

[Anonymous No.14370575]

>>14365521
Cooking dogs in hot water or steam, is one of the valid ways to prepare hot dogs/sausages. The packing liquid cooks off so actually might reduce your nitrites, but most of all they do get well done/safe heating temperature. There's a different texture, for those that want that, and maybe for children/pregnant or old people, it's safely done, and for seconds, it stays warm in the hot water until wanted. This is why it's a food cart popularity.

I prefer it grilled, if not butterflied and then butterflied.

Never do I want ketchup.

[Anonymous No.14370631]

[Anonymous No.14370666]

>>14365521

[Anonymous No.14370767]

>>14366344
Oh I like a crunchy toasty bun. I'll try this

[Anonymous No.14370788]

>>14365521
grew up having hotdogs cooked in water and always thought it was weird and gross so one day i cooked them on a pan like you would a normal piece of meat and havent looked back since. fuck boiled hotdogs!

[Anonymous No.14370846]

>>14370515
I actually like them best this way

[Anonymous No.14370862]

Are we really having a thread about how to cook meat that's already cooked?

[Anonymous No.14370864]

>>14370515
First time i did that I realized hotdogs are bologna in stick form.

[Anonymous No.14370930]

This had got to be the worst cooking forum on the internet.

[Anonymous No.14370935]

>>14367834
no, i just buy bun-length dogs because i'm not a cheapass cucked faggot

[Anonymous No.14371070]

>>14370930
Which is why it's the best.

[Anonymous No.14371913]

>>14370935
Nothing to do with length you slutty size queen.

[Anonymous No.14371929]

I slice mine down the middle and split'em, and fry them in a little butter on that side, dry them on a paper towel, put ketchup in and stuff'em in a bun.

[Anonymous No.14372376]

I always boil them. zoomie roomie can fuck off

[Anonymous No.14372394]

>>14367808
Inside the hot dog you mong

[Anonymous No.14372590]

>>14365626
you had me until the tomato

[Anonymous No.14372939]

>>14365539
If you like toasting your hotdogs I suggest getting one of these :)

[Anonymous No.14372955]

>>14365539
Enjoy having to clean your toaster because it smells like rotten hot dog/and or causes a grease fire.

[Anonymous No.14372959]

>>14365645
based hot dish merchant

>>14365664
Boiled hot dogs is kinda weird. Most people I know simmer them except for yuropoor fobs who don't realize that hot dogs are generally precooked in the states.

[Anonymous No.14372970]

>>14370864
Maybe if you fell for the Bar S meme like a retard. But then again you're a stupid fucking frog poster.

[Anonymous No.14372974]

>>14365645
You still have to clean the trap from grease..

[Anonymous No.14373253]

>poorfags eating precooked pigs ass
lol

[Anonymous No.14373276]

>the king has entered the chat

[Anonymous No.14373313]

>>14373253
>fag eating cooked pigs ass

[Anonymous No.14373322]

>>14373276
those are okay but the best hot dog in the US is obviously Martin Rosol.

[Anonymous No.14373391]

>>14373322
The best hot dogs are the ones you can buy from a local butcher.