Post foods that scream America

[Anonymous No.14365233]

Hard mode: no burgers

[Anonymous No.14365242]

>>14365233
nigger heads with vinaigrette

[Anonymous No.14365244]

[Anonymous No.14365251]

[Anonymous No.14365258]

>>14365233
Don't be a fag.

[Anonymous No.14365266]

[Anonymous No.14365271]

>>14365233
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAANS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14365272]

>>14365258
Basic bitch. Get on my lvl fag

[Anonymous No.14365275]

[Anonymous No.14365281]

>>14365271
this, kek.

[Anonymous No.14365282]

CHILI MAC YOU RETARDS

[Anonymous No.14365285]

[Anonymous No.14365296]

>>14365233
Fish n chips

[Anonymous No.14365301]

diet coke and whole milk

[Anonymous No.14365302]

Turkey. No one else really eats it.

[Anonymous No.14365309]

>>14365285
this is quite true

[Anonymous No.14365321]

[Anonymous No.14365331]

[Anonymous No.14365336]

>>14365296
at first I recoiled, but these might taste alright. definitely need some lemon or some kind of acid though

[Anonymous No.14365338]

>>14365275
I ain't mad.

[Anonymous No.14365341]

Now if only we put on cayenne pepper

[Anonymous No.14365349]

Burritos. American Chinese food. American Italian food. These are all very different than their origins.

[Anonymous No.14365352]

[Anonymous No.14365355]

>>14365321
I see we have a hungry gamer from the 2010s. Such a specimen. Thank you for bringing this to our attention anon .

[Anonymous No.14365371]

>>14365244
This is some tofu fake meat thing?

[Anonymous No.14365375]

>>14365355
You're welcome fren

[Anonymous No.14365376]

[Anonymous No.14365404]

[G8rH8r No.14365432]

>>14365296

[Anonymous No.14365446]

>>14365282
Chili + pasta is one of the best combinations on Earth.

[Anonymous No.14365454]

This thread is making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.14365473]

>>14365341

[Anonymous No.14365493]

>>14365296
Oh man, someone saved my OC! I've officially made it.

[Anonymous No.14365496]

A big sloppa shit.

[Anonymous No.14365512]

>>14365266
glockamole, fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.14365513]

>>14365233
This warcrime

[Anonymous No.14365530]

>>14365446
my nigga

[Anonymous No.14365581]

>>14365244
Americans dont cook meat that well done. We usually want to have it medium rare

[Anonymous No.14365582]

[Anonymous No.14365613]

>>14365233
nice pic bb
!!

[Anonymous No.14365627]

>>14365446
Cincinnati chili done right is fantastic. The picture is a five way though. (meat sauce, cheese, pasta, beans and onions)

[Anonymous No.14365691]

>>14365275
PICKLED OKRA

[Anonymous No.14365754]

>>14365233
KFC "Dessert Biscuits"

[Anonymous No.14365763]

>>14365754
Had these, pretty underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.14365810]

>>14365754
Looks like someone shidded and camed all over it

[Anonymous No.14365843]

>>14365446
>>14365530
>>14365627
Flyovers detected.
Want some mayo in you sloppa shit? Some deep dish fried eggs?

[Anonymous No.14365849]

2 of the most pure and indisputably American foods.

[Anonymous No.14365877]

>>14365843
>Flyovers detected.

This is an American food thread you inbred turd wrangling puddle of rancid spooge.

Also, deep dish fried eggs sounds tasty.

[Anonymous No.14365888]

>>14365282
I don't live in usa but this is my comfort food.

[Anonymous No.14365916]

>>14365285
American cheese is Canadian

[Anonymous No.14365927]

>>14365309
I remember that but I can't remember what the hell it was all about

[Anonymous No.14365965]

>>14365341
My brother, is that nacho cheese over chicharron? Oh lawd sign me up.

[Anonymous No.14366032]

>>14365233
Mmmm, i love me some mexican food

[Anonymous No.14366039]

>>14365233

Chili dog with american chese

[Anonymous No.14366042]

>>14365927
Tampa Bay DIAPERS sucking as usual

[Anonymous No.14366058]

>>14365233
Deep fried stick of butter

[Anonymous No.14366159]

>>14365233
Mc'Murrica! Fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.14366395]

>>14365493
What's going on with the football thing there, my man?

[Anonymous No.14366404]

>>14365296
>>14365432

Why are these things always served on paper plates? I'm a bachelor and I use ceramic plates. Just toss the plate in the diswasher after eating. Less work than paper plates because you don't have to go out and buy new ones.

[Anonymous No.14366410]

>>14365302
heh

[Anonymous No.14366411]

>>14365473

>He misses the fries and spills cheese on table

[Anonymous No.14366571]

>>14365473
Looks like a

[Anonymous No.14366590]

>>14366395
That’s Jake Plummer. Everyone always thinks it’s Joe Montana, but I’m a huge Arizona Cardinals fan. He loves my fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.14366591]

[Anonymous No.14366605]

>>14365581
except trump. who eats his well done with ketchup...

[Anonymous No.14366613]

[Anonymous No.14366629]

>>14366404
Let me tell you bro, paper plates are the best. Do I want to wash fish oil and salsa verde off of my plates or just throw that away? Is running my dishwasher every time a single plate or the pots and pans get dirty worth it compared to spending a few bucks on paper plates? I don't think so.

I think you might be judging my presentation, which isn't cool man.

[Anonymous No.14366686]

>>14366590
What was it you had him standing on?

[Anonymous No.14366695]

>>14366686
It's a lamp with a wireless phone charger. It's in both pics.

[Anonymous No.14366699]

Nothing more American than punkin pie

[Anonymous No.14366700]

>>14366629

Dude, you are supposed to own more than one plate. You dirty up a plate and then toss it in the dishwasher. I only have 8 plates and by the time I run through half of them my dishwasher is full enough to run (I am not just putting plates in the dishwasher, I am also putting in cups, utensils, and the pots/pans for cooking).

[Anonymous No.14366702]

>>14365275
>all that bbq meat
>all cold
He'd have the shit kicked out of him in this country

[Anonymous No.14366759]

>>14366629
The average dishwasher cycle costs pennies, including the power and water needed. Not sure it's any more expensive than paper plates desu

[Anonymous No.14366967]

>>14365233
Every time I think of america I think of these and how much I wanna try them. In my country we don't have cinnamon rolls

[Anonymous No.14366998]

For me, it's the burrito

[Anonymous No.14367002]

>>14365233
anything bad

[Anonymous No.14367023]

>>14365341
A capital idea anon

[Anonymous No.14367029]

>>14366967
Just make them at home with a recipe from any american website and you'll get the rough idea. They're fairly simple, it's just sweet bread, sugar+cinamon mix and a glaze made of powdered sugar and water.

[Anonymous No.14367031]

>>14365302
Turkey is native to North America dumbass

[Anonymous No.14367034]

[Anonymous No.14367036]

>>14366605
Boomers as a whole tend to eat their meats highly overcooked due to one part rumors and misinformation about how to cook meat and avoid parasites and one part lack of access to safe, good quality meats in their youth.

[Anonymous No.14367042]

[Anonymous No.14367094]

>>14365446
>getting plain kidney beans
never made sense to me

[Anonymous No.14367101]

>>14367034
My shit looks like that after a night of drinking

[Anonymous No.14367108]

>>14366605
He's in the age group, I wouldn't shit on him too much for it even though he generally has a babby palate unbecoming a president

[Anonymous No.14367109]

>>14367031
Indeed. Ben Franklin wanted to make them our national bird.

[Anonymous No.14367114]

>>14366967
easy to make anon, I believe in you
don't skimp on the frosting

[Anonymous No.14367116]

>>14367042
I've always liked the one guy that gets his without cheese in the picture. As if that makes it better.

[Anonymous No.14367118]

>>14367034
open faced sloppy joes are underrated

[Anonymous No.14367139]

>>14365233
Fried chicken and biscuits
Collared greens
Shrimp and grits
Barbeque
Burritos (made in Texas)

Literally anything that came from the south? The most culturally American things, food and music included, came from BLACKS. It always has. But you white niggers think pasta made by some Sicilian greaseball dago living in Little Italy in some shitty 2nd rate city is "great American cuisine"

[Anonymous No.14367140]

>>14367118
>sloppy joes
More like gastrointestinal distress

[Anonymous No.14367143]

>>14367140
did a sloppy joe rape you? or was it a filthy kevin?

[Anonymous No.14367144]

>>14367139
But bl*ck lives still don't matter and never will

[Anonymous No.14367149]

>>14365341
>drown it in cayanne, black pepper and smoked paprika
>IT'S A CAJUN DISH NOW!

[Anonymous No.14367155]

>>14365244
Where's the ketchup?

[Anonymous No.14367157]

>>14366613
I hate this out of principle.

[Anonymous No.14367653]

>>14367023

YOU ARE, AFTER ALL, THE DUMB GOY OF YOUR BOK CHOI

[Anonymous No.14367676]

>>14367149
You forgot the salt.

[Anonymous No.14367793]

Ballpark nachos are the worst thing ever created and sold in the states. The chips are stale and the (((cheese sauce))) is just offensive. It's not like queso where it's creamy and, you know, tastes like like cheese; cheese sauce tastes like thicker salt water broth. It goes down your throat like wa coffee and fills you with regret almost instantly. If you ever go to an american sports game I plead with you to never order the nachos at the venue

[Anonymous No.14367813]

>>14365849
Not gonna lie that looks bomb. I'm American though so that makes sense

[Anonymous No.14367852]

>>14365233
Nanner pudding with nilla wafers. Bonus points if you use the box recipe

[Anonymous No.14367867]

>>14365473
I just retched

[Anonymous No.14367918]

>>14366613
this is so fucking terrible in so many ways

>dried basil
>under seasoned
>only half an onion
>which is really horribly chopped
>not enough oil with the onions and bellpeppers meaning he burnt it
>are the cloves sliced, crushed or what?
>canned corn
>uses a PSP to play music on really shitty speakers
>Nina Simone live of all things
>no indication that he is using oil to brown the beef making it hard
>sauce is thin as all hell
>plays fallout
>bethesda fallout
>on console
>crackers
>readily grated cheese

It's not just the obnoxious comic that goes with it. That's a terrible recipe and I wish to hit the guy who made this.

[Anonymous No.14367934]

>>14365473
>>14365404
>>14366613
These look disgusting gluttonous, even by the standards of junk food.

>>14367793
This. Its always a fucking trap.

>>14366967
They're easy to make at home, and also better since they're fluffy and moist fresh

[Anonymous No.14367990]

>>14365404
damn bro finna hella luv me some chicken n waffles too know what im sayin?

[Anonymous No.14368000]

>>14365275
How much would that entire tray of food at the end cost?

[Anonymous No.14368005]

>>14366613
>Throw away your pre-blended seasoning
>Then recreate it almost exactly using pre-ground spices from the same fucking company

This guy is a fucking moron cooking his firt big-boy meals at college. I can't fucking believe this shit was ever popular.

Also
>using canned veg
Enjoy your soggy, over-salted mess, jesus.

[Anonymous No.14368017]

>>14365810
FUG :DDD

[Anonymous No.14368033]

>>14368005
>firt big-boy meals at college
Do people in this country never actually learn to cook a meal on their own before they're 18?

[Anonymous No.14368043]

>>14368000
Maybe 60 bucks, plus tip

[Anonymous No.14368085]

>>14368000
depends on where it is in the country

[Anonymous No.14368102]

Eating crappy PB and think the world of it.

[Anonymous No.14368112]

>>14368043
>tip
>for cold food

no

[Anonymous No.14368117]

>>14367144
based

[Anonymous No.14368234]

>>14365233
>inb4 some nerd saying hamburgers are actually german

[Anonymous No.14368860]

>>14367031
>Turkey is native to North America dumbass

So is corn, but that's now grown everywhere. Most people who didn't grow up eating turkey don't like the taste.

[Anonymous No.14368896]

sausage biscuits & gravy

[G8rH8r No.14368909]

[Anonymous No.14369282]

>>14368000
really depends I can something like that for about 30 bucks.

[Anonymous No.14369488]

>>14365233
no

[Anonymous No.14370236]

>>14367918
U sure thats not new Vegas?

[Anonymous No.14370359]

>>14366404
paper plates maximizes the depression

[Anonymous No.14370364]

>>14365296
lmao i'd unironically do this

[Anonymous No.14370367]

>>14365849
that is a stupid and cute way to serve mustard+ketchup

[Anonymous No.14370383]

>>14366967
>>14367029
>>14367114
The best cinnamon roll icings will use butter and cream cheese. It's really a fairly unremarkable pastry if you don't make a good icing to go with.

[Anonymous No.14370498]

>>14365321
>oh my god bro he made something disgusting, took pics of it then took pics of the bowl he made it in empty, he totally ate it and didn't just throw it away
I hate these pics

[Anonymous No.14370851]

>>14365272
great head

[Anonymous No.14370983]

>>14370383
Fuckoff cream cheese icing is shit

[Anonymous No.14371211]

>>14367852
>Two boxes of off brand nillas
>A shit load of cheap instant vanilla pudding
>A shit load of fresh bananas
I'm comin home grammy, I'm comin home

[Anonymous No.14371252]

>>14366613
There is no point to adding sugar. The beans and tomatoes already add enough sweetness.

[Anonymous No.14371262]

>>14366613

>throws away pre mixed chili seasoning and then makes the same shit using same seasoning from same brand

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14371613]

>>14370236
the background is green and grey
also railway rifle

[Anonymous No.14371821]

>>14365233
tattertot casserole, I couldn't find anything that were exactly like what my family does but ours is, ground beef, can of cream of mushroom soup, green beans (normally homecanned), topped with tattertots, and velveeta or equivalent cheese product, its actually very good and easy to put together, as for where, I am in Ohio but my father comes from California and spent time in Iowa and Louisiana, mother is from Indiana.

[Anonymous No.14371833]

>>14368000
In America anywhere from 30-40 buckaroos. Damn it feels great!

[Anonymous No.14371838]

Ingredients alone probably 15-30.

[Anonymous No.14371866]

>>14365233
>American Foods
ok

[Anonymous No.14371868]

>>14371866

[Anonymous No.14371872]

>>14371868

[Anonymous No.14371874]

>>14371872

[Anonymous No.14371880]

[Anonymous No.14371888]

>>14371880
>>14371874

[Anonymous No.14371903]

None of you niggers could think of apple pie?

[Anonymous No.14371916]

>>14371903
eh, most countries make apple pies

[Anonymous No.14371926]

>>14371903
Some smartass soyboy would start bitching about it.

[Anonymous No.14371948]

>>14371868
This

Incredible that nobody said Peanut Butter

[Anonymous No.14371958]

>>14365331
thats awful, one of the good things about a hotdog is that your hands are clean after eating, but by having the the eclair (or is that a longjohn?) as the bun your hands are going to get sticky, not to get into too much sweet and meat, acceptable levels are to roast marshmallows then use the same stick for a hotdog leading to a nice hint of sweet.

[Anonymous No.14371971]

>>14365843
>deep dish fried eggs
not entirely sure what you mean by that but cross the pond they have scotch eggs so maybe don't throw stones in a glass house.

[Anonymous No.14371976]

>>14366058
and it smelled so good the guy came on it immediately.

[Anonymous No.14371980]

[Anonymous No.14371988]

>>14371903
>None of you niggers could think of apple pie?
Apple Pie is british, anon

[Anonymous No.14371990]

>>14365473
those fries look rotten

[Anonymous No.14371994]

>>14371980
that doesn't scream America
that weeps and sniffles America

[Anonymous No.14371998]

>>14366613
>crackers and not cornbread
>washing the pan between cooking the ground beef and vegetable so there isn't any deglazing happening and no beef grease to help frying his vegetables
>brown sugar
>SUGAR AT ALL
only older people and people whose kids won't eat anything unless its at least slightly sweet put sugar in chili, every other problem has been or will be brought up by other anon.

[Anonymous No.14372007]

>>14366699
personally more a fan of sweet potato pie, but thats more southern.
>>14366967
if you want to make them personally I use the recipe from a channel called joshua weissman (weissmen?) other than the fact that he rolls his too thick and doesn't use enough cinnamon sugar the rolls have turned out great everytime even when I messed it up and forgot half the eggs so I had to work them in later then they should've, pic related.

[Anonymous No.14372012]

>>14371994
only the best for you pumpkin pie

[Anonymous No.14372016]

>>14367034
its like they finely ground the beef, its really a horrifying picture and I saw this as an american.

[Anonymous No.14372060]

>>14367031
Can confirm, I regularly see wild turkeys running around my property

[Anonymous No.14372065]

>>14370236
grey and green sickly hue, its fo3

[Anonymous No.14372200]

>>14367157
>>14367918
>>14367934
>>14368005
>>14371252
>>14371262
>>14371998
newfags

[Anonymous No.14372204]

>>14372200
Nah that guy was always a faggot redditor.

[Anonymous No.14372205]

>>14372200
oh I know have been seeing that image for years now, its nothing new but I don't think its ironic so my post still stands, last post by the way.

[Anonymous No.14372353]

>>14365242
Based. That's what I feed my dogs. Their shits are more vinegary than you can imagine...

[Anonymous No.14372395]

>>14365763
Are they just the normal biscuits with icing on it?

[Anonymous No.14372412]

>>14368000

$50-60 where I live. Easily feeds 4 people though and it's fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.14372413]

>>14367852
Man I remember this stuff I used to love it when I was 3.

[Anonymous No.14372418]

>>14366613

>green bell peppers in chili

Stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.14372468]

>>14372418
You don't know what you're talking about, you gotta have a bit of green, orange, and red.

[Anonymous No.14372532]

Sketti of course.
Simple, unpretentious, doesn't weigh itself down with extravagances like flavour, nutrition and culinary skill.
You can make a entire bucket of sketti to feed to your obese family, at almost no cost.
Now go forth and multiply, fellow Americans!

[Anonymous No.14372543]

>>14372532
lol

[Anonymous No.14372569]

>>14365754
Euro here, would you consider biscuits an essential part of a fried chicken dish ?
IIRC they're not present on european KFC menus. So I never had one.

[Anonymous No.14372579]

>>14372569
Yes. Popeye's always gives you biscuits with meals.

[Anonymous No.14372592]

All foods on earth and the moon belong to America.

[Anonymous No.14372679]

>>14365404
i have always wanted to eat this

[Anonymous No.14373497]

>>14365266
>filename

Kek

[Anonymous No.14373558]

>>14365582
looks nice, but you know that shit is a kids meal and costs like 15 dollars.

[Anonymous No.14374445]

>>14365233

Future pulled pork.

[Anonymous No.14374471]

[Anonymous No.14374480]

>>14365272
Genuinely thought that was an egg cream

[Anonymous No.14374594]

>>14367034
Looks like two New York System Weiners, minus the weiners.

[Anonymous No.14374610]

Peak burger cuisine

[Anonymous No.14374615]

>>14365302
I love turkey. Here’s a little known secret for you. Cook it in the air fryer for the best turkey you’ll ever eat.

[Anonymous No.14374877]

>>14374610
Honestly, I’d probably chow down on that if I was baked.

[Anonymous No.14374887]

>>14374610

Stop posting this in every thread, this is the 3rd time I've seen you post this. Get a grip on your life.

[Anonymous No.14374892]

>>14365272
ayran is turkish anon-
oh

[Anonymous No.14374942]

>>14367034
Ah yes, the regional American slopashit

[Anonymous No.14375120]

>>14367034
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY14zcUM9SI
This is the only thing that makes me anywhat interested in sloppy joes, which I've only had maybe twice in my life. Fuck meatloaf as well.

[Anonymous No.14375179]

>>14365233
At few fusion sushi restaurants you can find "sushi" rolls wrapped in fried potato string. At
some places they even have a cheeseburger roll

[Anonymous No.14375186]

>>14372012
I loved and regularly ate all of that when i was little
But I liked this other milk/oil drink that was strawberry flavor.

[Anonymous No.14375874]

>>14367034
Looks like actual feces

[Anonymous No.14375900]

Does this count?

[Anonymous No.14375907]

>>14375900
Forgot to link the file on fucking dubs ffs

[Anonymous No.14375920]

>>14371821
hotdish
t. live in minnesota

[Anonymous No.14375932]

>>14368000
My go-to barbecue place sells platter with four ribs, a quarter chicken (leg and thigh), a sausage link, and small portions of pulled pork and brisket, along with two sides, for $30 (you can add burnt ends for an extra $3 or $4). It's good quality meat and enough for two good-sized meals or one,l sickeningly large meal.

[Anonymous No.14375958]

>>14366613
>>14367157
>>14367918
>>14367934
>>14368005
>>14371252
>>14371262
>>14371998
>>14372418

get the fuck off my board newfags

[Anonymous No.14375965]

>>14375907
Consider that spending the extra half second on including the file would have deprived you of the dubs

[Anonymous No.14376927]

>>14375179
that's barbaric.

I saw a few Vietnamese/Mexican fusion places in Pensacola. I shudder at the thought of what that means.

[Anonymous No.14376929]

>>14375920
>t. live in minnesota
F

[Anonymous No.14376938]

>>14367034
yes, I'll have the diarrhea between buns, please

[Anonymous No.14377519]

>>14375907
It's not quite screaming American, but yes it counts
Japan has taken a liking to covering salmon nigiri in onions and mayo, it's weird

[Anonymous No.14377559]

>>14365233
An American classic.

[Anonymous No.14377563]

[Anonymous No.14377570]

[Anonymous No.14377579]

[Anonymous No.14377602]

[Anonymous No.14377631]

>>14377563
>>14377559
Americans are pure faggots

[Anonymous No.14377642]

>>14365233
was i supposed to take the plastic cover off or leave it on? ether way i almost set my house on fire

[Anonymous No.14377674]

>>14366058
My autistic ass actually thought this was a joke but then again Americans deep fry everything.

they could find a dead raccoon on the street, drag it into their garage, dip it into a 2 gallon barrel of butter, and leave it in the deep fryer until its a crunchy diabetic meal that might give you AID's.

[Anonymous No.14377688]

>>14368909
no room for salad in this bitch

[Anonymous No.14378121]

>>14372532
>>14372543
>sketti
Whelp, time to go check out some fluffy abuse shit
>*unzips dick*

[Anonymous No.14378180]

>>14377674
reminds me of a joke:

boudreaux and thibodeaux are boating along in the swamp when they find find this terrible creature skulking among the cypress trees, with 6 eyes and 4 arms, deep green skin showing through in the patches where its thick fur didn't grow
"mon cher, what is that?" whispered thibodeaux
"i dunno," whispered boudreaux back, lifting his shotgun, "but go back home and start a roux!"

[Anonymous No.14378687]

>>14365272
If comunism was a beer

[Anonymous No.14378994]

>>14377631
great but those webms are from Germany.

[Anonymous No.14379038]

[Anonymous No.14379052]

>>14378687
If capitalism was a beer:
You don't buy this, it's for rent, we can take it back.

[Anonymous No.14379780]

>>14367034
this would make one vinegary shit

[Anonymous No.14379866]

>>14371866
i challenge you to find any get-together/party/family gathering wahtever on the face of this planet where people would frown on you for bringing green bean casserole.

[Anonymous No.14379950]

>>14365754
Oldfag here. My mom used to make homemade biscuits and we would put a hole in the middle and pour molasses in it. Best fucking thing ever. Southern thing, try it. If you like it, replicate for friends.

[Anonymous No.14380018]

>>14378121
hell yeah dude