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Thread for webms of food and cooking

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>> No.14365406

>>14364007
This one always makes me smile a bit

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I got full on videos if anybody is interested ;3
https://volafile.
org/r/bwekfast

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>>14363827
>first recipe uses 3
>third uses 6
>fourth uses 4
>fifth uses 7

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>> No.14366506

>>14366342
turks aren't arabs though

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>> No.14366540

>>14363831
Interesting but also retarded

>> No.14366549

>>14363825

I would eat but why make a desert that looks like a burger? Just give me a normal desert so my brain doesn't get confused

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>> No.14366575

>>14366549
>Just give me a normal desert so my brain doesn't get confused

Imagine having so low IQ you get confused by desserts

>> No.14366598

>>14366549
Some michelin star restaurants do this specifically to confuse the tastebuds momentarily, subverting one's expectation for the sake of "cerebral theatre”.
https://youtu.be/PGoert85Yho

>> No.14366608

>>14363825
Thanks for this, OP. I really like this idea for a thread and am already enjoying the content so far.

>> No.14366625

>>14366598
I'm retarded. https://youtu.be/g4HFu_bkUak

>> No.14366648

>>14365802
5+3+6+4+7 = 25
25/5=5

>> No.14366666

>>14366549
Because it's an april fool's joke. It's not an actual food item.

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>>14366648
Common Core as fuck

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>> No.14366978

>>14366975/
the fuck is hotdog juice

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>> No.14366989

>>14363831
have a little fun before you use the helium tank for what you bought it for

>> No.14366994

>>14366980
god i hate americans so much

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>> No.14367033

>>14366997
cute

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>> No.14367059

>>14367037
Don't get the pasta water meme

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>>14367059
Contains starches from cooking the pasta.

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>> No.14367331

>>14366978
>cooms

>> No.14367596

>>14364230
kek, I like to think this dudes neck isn't all fat but instead a pouch like a pelican where all the fluids get deposited from his many mighty chugs

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>>14366342
Inb4 that troll who always tries to convince the newbies that it's some kind of trick done with hot sand.

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>>14366666

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>>14366666
Checked.
I bet people saw that advert and tried to order the fucking thing.

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>> No.14367658

>>14363849
egg is criminally overcooked

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>>14367010
Why not just have the legs on it all the time?

>> No.14367748

>>14363855
thats Terry isnt it. what a chad. getting in on the buffet before the hordes of chinese clean it out.

>> No.14367749

>>14364230
>nobody ever got fat behind their own back
- ricky gervais

>> No.14367769

>>14366989
oldfag detected
kek

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>>14367605

>> No.14367784

>>14367771
Chinese mokou is worse than wojack.

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>>14367769
Maybe I'm not enough of an oldfag to get the reference.
Or maybe you, for some reason, think only oldfags know what an exit bag is.

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>>14367794

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>>14367844
I would never do something like this with popcorn of all things, but I sometimes mess around with colourings when I hang out with my cousin's daughter. (She's seven so it's "hanging out" and definitely NOT "babysitting")
I don't care much for adults doing stuff like that to celebrate the fact that their lives revolve entirely around sexual preference.

I don't have any pics, sorry. We mostly do it with doughs and batters and rice.
Works with small potatoes too. They look really cool when you cut them afterwards.

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>>14367898

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Link as it has audio. This is how I picture most /ck/ posters

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1594234368196.webm

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>> No.14368408

>>14364007
that looked good

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>> No.14368479

>>14368385

pretty fucking bougie for bbq

i'm guessing this is one of the californian attempts?

>> No.14368513

>>14368385
Price seems fair

>> No.14368556

>>14368479
guess again

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>> No.14368912

>>14366989
God I wish.

>> No.14368923

>>14366681
What the fuck

>> No.14368936

>>14368479
Plenty of faggy BBQ joints in TX

>> No.14368963

>>14368923
It looks like an obtuse way of introducing algebra before teaching variables.

>> No.14368973
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>>14368963
It;s actually designed to hold bright kids back so all students learn at the same speed.

Common Core math is fucked up

>> No.14368978

>>14368973
Eating with spoons out of a shared bowl is fucking disgusting.

>> No.14368979

>>14366681
>>14368923
>>14368963
>>14368973
the language is wrong

it should be 'while' not 'when'

>> No.14369024

>>14366681
>American education

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>> No.14369166

>>14366995
looks dry as fuck

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>> No.14369447

>>14368479
Franklin's in Austin, TX
It's pretty pretentious but tastes really good. Not worth the wait usually though

>> No.14369464

>>14367059
Starch leftover from cooking the pasta is great and helping emulsify sauces and making them generally thicker, especially since it's something you're going to have on hand anyway might as well use it.

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>> No.14369539

>>14369503
7.

>> No.14369551

>>14366980
>those fat hands

>> No.14369562

>>14369503
5teen

>> No.14369581

>>14369503
Its goddamn 1 and if you answer differently you're goddamn wrong

>> No.14369590

>>14369503
Do americans even learn pedmas or is american math class just eating cupcakes covered in cheese for an hour?

>> No.14369596

>>14369590
Its PEMDAS you eurotrash

>> No.14369608

>>14369596
It's the same thing though

>> No.14369631

>>14367068
top tier recipe, I don't make many of the ones I see here but this was simple and excellent.

>> No.14369635

>>14369608
You moment you see someone reference PEMDAS or BODMAS or whatever the fuck is how you tell in an instant that they know nothing whatsoever about numbers.

>> No.14369664

>>14369635
Why?

>> No.14369692

>>14367027

I would honestly just skip the whole sandwich part, shred the pork up in the stew and just have it like that, maybe broil the cheese on top French onion style

>> No.14369737

>>14368385

I would absolutely pay like 100 bucks for the whole platter with all the sides and a pitcher of beer and I would tip the waitress good

>> No.14369750

>>14367605
that poor hen

>> No.14369752

>>14369503
1

>> No.14369770

So many of these webm's need to be sped up

>> No.14369778

>>14367748
it's a grocery store

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>> No.14369849

>>14369831
mmm, chicken mcnuggets.

>> No.14370004

>>14369503
9

>> No.14370296

>>14369831
The sound is vital to the enjoyment of this webm. Without it it's kinda sad, with it it's hilarious. Massive amounts of chirping, a sudden grinding noise, then silence.

>> No.14370370

>>14367268
>garlic clove
>garlic powder
but why?

>> No.14370440

>>14370296
Oh Bill is the only webm that actually requires sound

>> No.14370468

>>14363825

maybe I'm just high but that looks good as fuck.

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>> No.14370818

>>14368973
why didn't they lift the seat

>> No.14370833
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This thread is missing something... but what?

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>>14370833
>overcooked bottoms
>smashes the egg yolks on their landing
what's the fucking point

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>>14370842
You still have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.14370848

>>14370833

can it be described as perfect if the yolks are all smashed?

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>>14370848
Yes

>> No.14370853

>>14370850

no

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>>14370853
Fine, be that way.

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>>14370833

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>> No.14370878

>>14370872
unbelievably stupid

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>> No.14370884

>>14369503
6

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>>14370878

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>> No.14370907

>>14370855
>fat free half-and-half
Christ almighty.

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>> No.14370923

>>14370909
>>14370914
I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPYS
I'M NEVER GONNA STOP
CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY
I'VE ATE THE FUCKING LOT
PEPPERONI PIZZA AND CHICKEN VINDALOO
I'M A BIG FAT BASTARD
COS I LOVE MY FUCKING FOOD
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

>> No.14370924

>>14363827

What would be a good sub for sirachia for the zucchini one?

>> No.14370934

>>14370898
Why do retards put cheese on fish, the two almost never go together.

>> No.14370946

>>14370924
It's just chili sauce, crushed chili flakes are better

>> No.14370950

>>14370914
Holy fuck do amerilards REALLY

>> No.14370954
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>>14370950
I don't think that's American

>> No.14370959

>>14370954
The signs on the wall at the start are in english, so it's gotta be somewhere in north america or the british islands.

>> No.14370960

>>14369503
9. Bedmas. Brackets 1+2=3. Exponent (none) . Divide 6÷2=3. Multiply 3×3=9. Add (none left to add) subtract (none).

>> No.14370966

>>14370884
>>14370004
>>14370960
A formula written in that format is the same as writing 6 / (2*(1+2)) in any context, and if you don't know this then you don't actually do any math for a living.

>> No.14370978

>>14370959
It's the latter.

>> No.14370987

>>14370966
>my solution works if I add brackets where there are none

sad

>> No.14370991

>>14370966
I don't do math for a living. Just going by what my boomer teachers taught me in school 20 years ago. So the answer is 1?

>> No.14370998

>>14369590
I don't think I was ever taught the acronym. I'm not sure how I was taught the order of operations. I just remember it.

>> No.14371003

>>14369503
6/2(1+2)
6/2+4
3+4
7

Wa la

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>>14364007
fuck you, i laughed

>> No.14371010

>>14370966

People who do math for a living are giving out the troll answers

>> No.14371011

>>14366980
look at those fat hands

>> No.14371017

>>14371011

I would love to have those fat hands tickle my prostate.

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>>14363831
>helium is a finite resource vital for usage in medical science and various other fields of research
>these assholes are wasting it on party favors

A N G E R Y

>> No.14371041

>>14371036
Tell your congressman, not us

>> No.14371052 [DELETED] 

>>14371036


Just get some more from the sun. The entire thing is pretty much helium.

>> No.14371059

>>14371036

>helium is finite
>second most common element in the universe
>sun is 25% helium

Don't trust anything that the Jews say.

>> No.14371090

>>14371059
>>14371052
How do we harvest helium from the sun if the tube melts on the way there? Should we do it at night?

>> No.14371099

>>14371090
Just mine during winter......

>> No.14371102

>>14371059
Helium is rare on Earth because it's so much lighter than our atmosphere. You're right about how plentiful it is in the universe, though. I think God meant it as a metaphor for love. There is so much out there, but it's so hard to obtain.

>> No.14371119

>>14371090

You harvest at night, dumbass

>> No.14371125
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you fags need to shut up and post webms

>> No.14371128

>>14371119

I meant solar night.

>> No.14371240

>>14370950
Bruh, no one here does that fetid chip-shop shit run by Pakistanis. That's UK. Especially with fries like that, served with a brown sauce. No one does that it burgerland.

>> No.14371243

>>14371240
That's curry sauce, it's like gravy with turmeric in it

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>>14370903
Jack-tier

>> No.14371277

>>14370966
You added brackets, that changes it.

>> No.14371333

>>14371277
Yeah changes it from one that uses the obelus which is inherently ambiguous to one that actually has a unique interpretation.

That said if you ever use the obelus for anything at all without enough brackets to make it clear what you actually mean you don't do math for a living either.

>> No.14371336

>>14371125
but how does it get out

>> No.14371489

>>14363831
If I'm buying a helium tank, it's going to be for one thing and it ain't edible balloons.

>> No.14371538

>>14366555
Wlhat is this show?

>> No.14371554

>>14367646
I remember this commercial. Liked it as a kid. Hate it as an adult.

>> No.14371565

>>14367658
never understoond egg purists
>muh runny egg

>> No.14371569
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>>14371565
Overcooked eggs taste like rubber.

>> No.14371586

>>14369503
There's multiple answers to this equation.

>> No.14371684

>>14370914
me at 0:01

>> No.14371706

>>14371258
God, Jack is an utter buffoon.

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>> No.14371760

>>14371565
Compare and contrast:
Eggs done correctly: yolk is runny, perfect for dipping your toast in, and tastes appropriately custardy. Whites have good consistency and melt in your mouth.
Vs overcooked egg: yolk has hardened and taken on a chalky texture. Whites have become rubbery and chewy.

It's not even a contest.

>> No.14371766

>>14370959
Id assume Canada because of the syrup. Nothing in the webm reminds me of Britain

>> No.14371786

>>14370370
It's a fat, white woman making a "healthy" Mexican lasagna. You didn't expect it to make sense did you?

>> No.14371819

>>14369307
Mom found the meatsock.

>> No.14371865

>>14364007
roastie humour

>> No.14371932

>>14367004
This is the most fucking stupid thing I've ever seen

>> No.14372432

>>14366342
pipes under sand

>> No.14372458

>>14367027
wow I sure do love soggy bread.

>> No.14372488

>>14368038
>putting BBs on top
huh?

>> No.14372496

>>14368312
on the one hand I find that linked video kinda funny but I also am deeply saddened by it for some reason, maybe its because she sounds almost exactly like my niece.

>> No.14372498
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>>14372488
cupcake pearls, they taste like shit

>> No.14372519

>>14369307
>prolapsed angus

>> No.14372540

>>14371740
such a shame to do all that and not at least make your own bread.

>> No.14372541

>>14372540
I know right, bet he didn't even slaughter his own pig either

>> No.14372601

>>14363849
Why not cook the hash, sausage and egg in the fat of the bacon?

>> No.14372614

>>14366681
As a parent that would make me explode on the spot.

>> No.14372634

>>14367008
To what gain

>> No.14372734

>>14363855

Based soup pirate

>> No.14372771

>>14371706
I don't like his cooking either but his disability isn't really his fault. Except for eating like shit.

>> No.14372781

>>14367658
>overcooked
Perfect egg right there, actually I would prefer it not to have raw yolk whatsoever.

>> No.14372785

>>14371760
Raw yolk and white is just gross. It takes like cum, especially the whites if they're left raw too.
Cooked through yolk is creamy, and cooked whites are bouncy in texture. Crispy edges only enhances the egg.
Fuck you and fuck off runny egg faggots, just go suck a cock if you want something warm and creamy in your mouth.

>> No.14372811

>>14371753
Unit 731.webm

>> No.14372823

>>14372785
Who's talking about raw?

>> No.14372977

>>14371333
I don't care if your job requires you to know you use 2 patties on a mcdouble. No one does. Stop being wrong.

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>>14363825

>> No.14372988

>>14370872
needs some bacon and cream cheese i think

>> No.14373117

>>14368973
>>14368963
i think the point is poorly explained, but common core is how most people would do simple math in their heads. essentially, you're breaking down the numbers to make the calculations simpler in your head.
for example 13+28, you can do 2+28 = 30, then 30+11 = 41

>> No.14373224

>>14372498
lol this recipe fucking blows.

>> No.14373243

>>14373117

What I don't understand is why anyone thought this was even necessary.

>> No.14373261

>>14370898
this is so much worse than the first one. why are you making me look at this

>> No.14373275

>>14373117
that's a retarded heuristic...10+20+3+8

>> No.14373339

>>14371752
Japanese pizza is the worst

>> No.14373420

>>14368973
why are germans so fucking scatalogical

>> No.14373422

>>14373275
28+3+10 is how I would do it.

>> No.14373427

>>14370863
This shit was never fucking funny

>> No.14373438

>>14366681
>Tell how to make 10 when adding 8+5
By using a base 13 system.

>> No.14373457

>>14373427
Yes it is

>> No.14373535

>>14373438
Based tredecimal system

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>>14373339
It really isn't. Pizza toast sucks, but that isn't the same thing (and that webm is basically a variation on pizza toast).

>> No.14373747

>>14371336
>he thinks it can leave

>> No.14373791

>>14373422
I would do it 10+20+10+1 I always just take all the extras away then add up the tens then while adding all the other numbers to make more tens

>> No.14373803

>>14363831
The visual and concept is cool I guess, but it's just going to taste like simple syrup.

>> No.14373820

>>14370934
Dumb statement. Different fish taste different, different cheeses taste different. Never the twain shall meet? lmao at your inexperience with flavor profiles.

>> No.14373890

>>14366523
wheres the rest?

>> No.14373911

>>14372771
His disability is a result of poor decisions with regards to exercise and diet over a long period of time. He has two brothers who are both reasonably fit and healthy so it's hard to say it was his upbringing or genetics alone.

>> No.14373923

>>14371569
Wait a minute, how does he get out?

>> No.14373963

>>14373923
Why would he eggscape?

>> No.14373968

>>14367060
this is a relic from a better time, bless that loading symbol part way though

>> No.14373985

>>14364007
Fucking childish

>> No.14374014

>>14363849
>segregation of the juices
what is this autism

>> No.14374040

>>14373422
it's the same you want to minimize operations don't fucking mix subtracting and adding

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>>14373985

>> No.14374045

>>14373791
also retarded

>> No.14374055

>>14373438
i swear if my child's teacher was like this i would show up and berate her (I already know it's a she, and my ma is a math wizard) until she cries

>> No.14374058

>>14363825
Gay and nasty

>> No.14374062

>>14374058
Just like ur mom

>> No.14374075

>>14366980
The hands of a child

>> No.14374081

>>14374062
Burn.

>> No.14374138

>>14374042
Gay and shit.

>> No.14374140

>>14367898
Fucking pervert

>> No.14374211

>>14367898
Anyone have the Forbidden Sip webm where the guy appears to be drinking mercury

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>>14374211

>> No.14374223

>>14374222
trips of BASED

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>>14371258

>> No.14374317

>>14370954
Fucking leafs

>> No.14374318

>>14364007
I want to ________ your milky meat pads

>> No.14374535

>>14373457
You must be 18 to post here.

>> No.14374670

>>14363831
>doesnt show anyone attempting to eat it
kek

>> No.14374729

>>14374670
Presumably you bite into it and it pops like a gum bubble

>> No.14374783

>>14373985
Yes you are such a big boy because you don't like humor. Everyone here is very impressed with your intelligent comment.

>> No.14374835

>>14370898
Europeens and their shitty avocados LMAO

>> No.14374852

>>14370914
How much would this cost USD? That's gotta be 7 pounds of "food"

>> No.14374876

>>14366681
lmao
>everyday we stray further from God's light

>> No.14374880

>>14373911
You can still have compassion for those in a shitty spot. I make fun of his awful, awful cooking instructions all the time but I still realize that must suck dick to have a limp arm

>> No.14374888

for the love of god somebody post it! we're running out of time!

>> No.14374894

>>14374042
this is interesting only insofar as it is an absolute exemplary example of "reddit" type humor. what causes one to take this path in life? to find this humorous? the 4chan / reddit divide will never cease to amaze me, it's as though we inhabit entirely different universes.

>> No.14374901

>>14370370

I was going to say texture until Karen put that shit in the blender

>> No.14374939

>>14374222
Wouldn't he be fine as long as he didn't have an ulcer?

>> No.14375009

>>14371258
>>14374880
damn, how could you watch this guys vids and support this guy?
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

>> No.14375096

>>14374939
Here you go anon.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/mercury-and-health
>Although mercury is poisonous (toxic), it usually only causes problems if you inhale large amounts of it. Very little mercury is absorbed by your body if you swallow a small amount of liquid mercury or get it on your skin for a short time. This is considered almost non-toxic and you'll probably have no symptoms.

>> No.14375103

>>14369781
based monkey man

>> No.14375151

>>14375096
true that. my parents talked abot playing with it as kids.

that doesn't mean im drinking that shit tho

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>>14374880
He is also an awful person and hateful drama queen.

>>14375009
I don't support him.

>> No.14375240

>>14375171
If you made that webm you need to learn to fucking edit.

>> No.14375283

>>14375240
Newfag detected

>> No.14375416

>>14371125
how have africans and brazilians not come up with the technology to make one of these to put a person inside of?

>> No.14375478

>>14367723
why don't you stand all the time?

>> No.14375513

>>14375416
Edgy teen alert. Watch out for this one boys, we have an expert anthropologist on our hands.

>> No.14375519

>>14375513
How did his post offend you?

>> No.14375546

>>14375519
Oh he's an expert at redirection too! Better be careful boys!

>> No.14375795

>>14368038
I'm going to make these for my new gender announcement day.

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>> No.14376002

PLEASE GOD POST THE SURLY KING

>> No.14376004

>>14373911
*half brothers
you may not realize it but the half they ain't was a fat gluttonous retard

>> No.14376015

>>14368979
The language isn't really wrong, "when" implies that it's during the action, the same as "while".
"when driving, one must always remember to watch for merging traffic"
People here are just retards and can't think outside of their ridgid boxes, so a simple logic question like this stumps them.

>> No.14376021

>>14375991
damn those sushis look like shit
i want to fuck her in her cornhole

>> No.14376033

>>14374042
>le xDD

>> No.14376054

>>14370934

Cod au gratin, my man. Shit's great

>> No.14376153

>>14371752
Holy fuck... nuke 'em again.

>> No.14376206

>>14371752
Lmao triggering all the tomato pie faggots

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>>14376021
She is very fuckable

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>>14376021
i gotchu senpai

>> No.14376682

>>14366555
nice trips

>> No.14376705

>>14374894
Exactly this, and I feel the same about that stupid "vampire kryptonite" shit. I might do that when cooking with my 7yo nephew to make him laugh but fuck finding it funny as a 30yo.

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Your thread has been high /jack/ed

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>>14376705

>> No.14376728

>>14374894
>>14376705
Yes you are such big boys for not finding it funny. We are all so proud of how grown up you are, you are very mature.

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>> No.14376741

>>14376738
That's so much turmeric

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>> No.14376778

>>14376740
How can man this incompetent in everything live in a house that big and have such a wealth to maintain it.

I'm starting to believe in whatever protestant pentecostal bullshit he believes in.

>> No.14376779

>>14376738
>a ton of basil
>a ton of turmeric
>itty bitty shake of chili powder
I can't imagine how fucked up that would taste.

>> No.14376890

>>14372785
Raw yolk tastes a lot better than cum.

>> No.14376903

>>14372785
Why not have my squishy eggs with some of my boyfriend's cum on top?

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>>14376779
>>14376741

>> No.14376942
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>>14376778

>> No.14376967

>>14376942
Simpsons did it.

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>>14375009
>Jack Scalfani is a racist
>Jack Scalfani is a misogynist
>Jack Scalfani is a homophobe

>> No.14377211

>>14377197
You conveniently forgot the part where he beats his kids and wife, even strangled his 9 year old until his nose bled, then kicked him out at 16 causing him to be homeless.

>> No.14377225

>>14377211
How and why the fuck did he admit to this in a video about cooking?

>> No.14377231

>>14363831
looks like used condoms

>> No.14377244

>>14377225
Crazy people be crazy. Even with all that shit he still claims to be the nicest guy on YouTube. He's an insane retard.

>> No.14377260

>>14370847
just put the egg on a rocket and shoot it into the sun

>> No.14377268

>>14370868
omg im having a oh i have a jesus christ it's my eggrection

>> No.14377282

>>14371752
>invent abortion of a food
>call it "foreign country food"

>> No.14377286

>>14370868
fuck that faggots face is irritating

>> No.14377289
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>>14376728
HE SLAM INTO TABLE

I LAUGH

>> No.14377294

>>14374222
rip grandpa

your jokey jokes were the best

ill miss u ;_;

>> No.14377297

>>14376297
ah yes, the gray

who doesn't love a gray in the morning?

>> No.14377300

>>14375009
>Jack is a racist who called for genocide of the Middle East via napalm
Holy fucking based.

>> No.14377305

>fat retarded redneck has retarded redneck opinions

I am shocked

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>>14376738
>how much turmeric, daddy?
about ten clumps, son

>> No.14377312

>>14377289
Yes very mature an intelligent post. You are right, big boys don't like this type of humor. Being picky and not liking things is what being an adult is all about.

>> No.14377317

>>14376740
my fucking god, just follow the instructions

>> No.14377318

>>14377300
>>14377305
This >>14377211

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>>14370954

>> No.14377376

>>14377312
>>14376728
shoo midwid

>> No.14377432

>>14367658
Try and cook a perfect egg with a raging hangover

>> No.14377456
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14377456

>>14377376
Nice, I'm glad that you continue to show everyone here that you are a big boy. Very impressive!

>> No.14377463

>>14367027
Do Americans really?

>> No.14377467

>>14377463
This is a Portuguese dish. Are euros really illiterate?

>> No.14377785

>>14370879
was that their first try? they really should have practiced a bit before recording that

>> No.14378228

>>14376937
STOP IT JACK ITS ALREADY DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>14378228

>> No.14378655

>>14378289
I've always though the way that red bell pepper (?) came out of the jar seemed absolutely foul.

>> No.14378805

>>14378655
They're just roasted red bell peppers. They peel the skin and pack them in the jar in water. Probably the least offensive thing in the damn recipe.

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