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/webm/ Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:35:51 2020 No.14363825 [Reply] [Original]

Thread for webms of food and cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:36:05 2020 No.14363827 File: 2.91 MB, 240x240, 5 Recipes Using ONLY 5 Ingredients.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:36:43 2020 No.14363831 File: 2.88 MB, 300x300, Edible Balloons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:39:58 2020 No.14363849 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, Full English.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:40:31 2020 No.14363855 File: 1.24 MB, 480x854, Pirating Soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 18:06:21 2020 No.14364007 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Chicken Parm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 18:48:38 2020 No.14364230 File: 2.96 MB, 240x134, 1580031080807.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 22:30:22 2020 No.14365406 >>14364007 This one always makes me smile a bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 23:33:21 2020 No.14365677 File: 84 KB, 960x950, aintjemima.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got full on videos if anybody is interested ;3 https://volafile.. org/r/bwekfast

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 00:04:45 2020 No.14365802 File: 2.61 MB, 480x362, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14363827 >first recipe uses 3 >third uses 6 >fourth uses 4 >fifth uses 7

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 02:11:32 2020 No.14366342 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, Arabic Coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:08:40 2020 No.14366506 >>14366342 turks aren't arabs though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:13:24 2020 No.14366523 File: 2.73 MB, 853x480, Healthy_Fried_Chicken_EXPERIMENT.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:18:07 2020 No.14366540 >>14363831 Interesting but also retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:20:17 2020 No.14366549 >>14363825 I would eat but why make a desert that looks like a burger? Just give me a normal desert so my brain doesn't get confused

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:21:39 2020 No.14366555 File: 2.77 MB, 796x450, ck cooks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:28:02 2020 No.14366575 >>14366549 >Just give me a normal desert so my brain doesn't get confused Imagine having so low IQ you get confused by desserts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:40:22 2020 No.14366598 >>14366549 Some michelin star restaurants do this specifically to confuse the tastebuds momentarily, subverting one's expectation for the sake of "cerebral theatre”. https://youtu.be/PGoert85Yho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:42:24 2020 No.14366608 >>14363825 Thanks for this, OP. I really like this idea for a thread and am already enjoying the content so far.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:46:05 2020 No.14366625 >>14366598 I'm retarded. https://youtu.be/g4HFu_bkUak

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 03:54:28 2020 No.14366648 >>14365802 5+3+6+4+7 = 25 25/5=5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:04:33 2020 No.14366666 >>14366549 Because it's an april fool's joke. It's not an actual food item.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:11:37 2020 No.14366681 File: 67 KB, 683x720, Common Core Maths.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14366648 Common Core as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:42:55 2020 No.14366975 File: 2.56 MB, 320x400, Hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:43:47 2020 No.14366978 >>14366975/ the fuck is hotdog juice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:45:50 2020 No.14366980 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, 1570405703109.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:50:02 2020 No.14366989 >>14363831 have a little fun before you use the helium tank for what you bought it for

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:53:51 2020 No.14366994 >>14366980 god i hate americans so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:54:56 2020 No.14366995 File: 2.89 MB, 532x300, 1586496557575.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:55:42 2020 No.14366997 File: 1.08 MB, 460x258, 1593804044429.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:57:29 2020 No.14367001 File: 2.88 MB, 714x716, 1586299590700.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:58:23 2020 No.14367004 File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, 1583023695345.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 07:59:34 2020 No.14367008 File: 2.93 MB, 320x320, 1583023227875.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:00:45 2020 No.14367010 File: 108 KB, 400x226, 1580200982904.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:01:34 2020 No.14367012 File: 2.82 MB, 480x360, 1590982193999.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:02:38 2020 No.14367015 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, homemade_italian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:03:47 2020 No.14367018 File: 2.44 MB, 960x720, 1592849798526.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:04:20 2020 No.14367020 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Aunt_Myrna.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:06:03 2020 No.14367027 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1509542751660.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:06:22 2020 No.14367028 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, Bullshots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:07:09 2020 No.14367033 >>14366997 cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:07:49 2020 No.14367035 File: 1.01 MB, 720x404, 1590434224961.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:08:15 2020 No.14367037 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1563763678330.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:10:34 2020 No.14367046 File: 2.73 MB, 480x480, 1589718225021.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:16:19 2020 No.14367059 >>14367037 Don't get the pasta water meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:16:29 2020 No.14367060 File: 1.49 MB, 200x200, 1520372542016.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:19:08 2020 No.14367068 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, 1529863814234.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367059 Contains starches from cooking the pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 08:50:00 2020 No.14367152 File: 2.92 MB, 300x300, 1590492629933.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 09:40:56 2020 No.14367268 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, Healthy Mexican Lasagne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 10:07:00 2020 No.14367331 >>14366978 >cooms

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:39:38 2020 No.14367596 >>14364230 kek, I like to think this dudes neck isn't all fat but instead a pouch like a pelican where all the fluids get deposited from his many mighty chugs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:42:09 2020 No.14367605 File: 1.96 MB, 720x1280, Eggception.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:54:10 2020 No.14367635 File: 1.37 MB, 640x360, turkish beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14366342 Inb4 that troll who always tries to convince the newbies that it's some kind of trick done with hot sand.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:55:44 2020 No.14367639 File: 65 KB, 1024x759, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14366666

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:57:28 2020 No.14367642 File: 484 KB, 499x373, sangewedge2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14366666 Checked. I bet people saw that advert and tried to order the fucking thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:59:28 2020 No.14367646 File: 2.72 MB, 480x360, 1579208309445 (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:02:04 2020 No.14367658 >>14363849 egg is criminally overcooked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:23:10 2020 No.14367723 File: 1.90 MB, 400x472, beer dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367010 Why not just have the legs on it all the time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:33:38 2020 No.14367748 >>14363855 thats Terry isnt it. what a chad. getting in on the buffet before the hordes of chinese clean it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:34:55 2020 No.14367749 >>14364230 >nobody ever got fat behind their own back - ricky gervais

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:44:59 2020 No.14367769 >>14366989 oldfag detected kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:45:15 2020 No.14367771 File: 27 KB, 329x426, eggies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367605

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:49:23 2020 No.14367784 >>14367771 Chinese mokou is worse than wojack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:54:10 2020 No.14367794 File: 2.79 MB, 1200x674, social commentary sprinkles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367769 Maybe I'm not enough of an oldfag to get the reference. Or maybe you, for some reason, think only oldfags know what an exit bag is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 13:09:15 2020 No.14367844 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Rainbow Popcorn Surprise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367794

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 13:23:14 2020 No.14367898
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>>14367844
I would never do something like this with popcorn of all things, but I sometimes mess around with colourings when I hang out with my cousin's daughter. (She's seven so it's "hanging out" and definitely NOT "babysitting")
I don't care much for adults doing stuff like that to celebrate the fact that their lives revolve entirely around sexual preference.

I don't have any pics, sorry. We mostly do it with doughs and batters and rice.
Works with small potatoes too. They look really cool when you cut them afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 13:58:57 2020 No.14368038 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Gender Reveal Cream Puffs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14367898

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 14:53:24 2020 No.14368312 File: 395 KB, 234x426, Vending Machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Link as it has audio. This is how I picture most /ck/ posters https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1594234368196.webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:15:14 2020 No.14368385 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, that'll be $120 plus tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:20:36 2020 No.14368408 >>14364007 that looked good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:26:38 2020 No.14368436 File: 2.80 MB, 400x400, 1499666998353.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:35:30 2020 No.14368479 >>14368385 pretty fucking bougie for bbq i'm guessing this is one of the californian attempts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:44:12 2020 No.14368513 >>14368385 Price seems fair

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:52:56 2020 No.14368556 >>14368479 guess again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:12:38 2020 No.14368899 File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, Gluten-Free Chicken Taquitos As Made By Parker Bates.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:16:05 2020 No.14368912 >>14366989 God I wish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:18:50 2020 No.14368923 >>14366681 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:21:19 2020 No.14368936 >>14368479 Plenty of faggy BBQ joints in TX

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:28:47 2020 No.14368963 >>14368923 It looks like an obtuse way of introducing algebra before teaching variables.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:30:31 2020 No.14368973 File: 1.94 MB, 432x768, German Culture and Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14368963 It;s actually designed to hold bright kids back so all students learn at the same speed. Common Core math is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:32:27 2020 No.14368978 >>14368973 Eating with spoons out of a shared bowl is fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:32:49 2020 No.14368979 >>14366681 >>14368923 >>14368963 >>14368973 the language is wrong it should be 'while' not 'when'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:45:51 2020 No.14369024 >>14366681 >American education

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 17:58:06 2020 No.14369072 File: 2.78 MB, 300x300, Giant Multi-Stuffed Soft Pretzel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 18:16:16 2020 No.14369166 >>14366995 looks dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 18:43:03 2020 No.14369307 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, 1579585283658.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:08:21 2020 No.14369447 >>14368479 Franklin's in Austin, TX It's pretty pretentious but tastes really good. Not worth the wait usually though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:12:52 2020 No.14369464 >>14367059 Starch leftover from cooking the pasta is great and helping emulsify sauces and making them generally thicker, especially since it's something you're going to have on hand anyway might as well use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:21:22 2020 No.14369503 File: 10 KB, 480x240, don't fall for it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:30:45 2020 No.14369539 >>14369503 7.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:33:11 2020 No.14369551 >>14366980 >those fat hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:35:33 2020 No.14369562 >>14369503 5teen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:38:46 2020 No.14369581 >>14369503 Its goddamn 1 and if you answer differently you're goddamn wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:41:36 2020 No.14369590 >>14369503 Do americans even learn pedmas or is american math class just eating cupcakes covered in cheese for an hour?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:43:22 2020 No.14369596 >>14369590 Its PEMDAS you eurotrash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:46:13 2020 No.14369608 >>14369596 It's the same thing though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:50:58 2020 No.14369631 >>14367068 top tier recipe, I don't make many of the ones I see here but this was simple and excellent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:52:20 2020 No.14369635 >>14369608 You moment you see someone reference PEMDAS or BODMAS or whatever the fuck is how you tell in an instant that they know nothing whatsoever about numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 19:57:28 2020 No.14369664 >>14369635 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:02:39 2020 No.14369692 >>14367027 I would honestly just skip the whole sandwich part, shred the pork up in the stew and just have it like that, maybe broil the cheese on top French onion style

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:12:03 2020 No.14369737 >>14368385 I would absolutely pay like 100 bucks for the whole platter with all the sides and a pitcher of beer and I would tip the waitress good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:14:57 2020 No.14369750 >>14367605 that poor hen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:16:34 2020 No.14369752 >>14369503 1

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:22:07 2020 No.14369770 So many of these webm's need to be sped up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:23:42 2020 No.14369778 >>14367748 it's a grocery store

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:24:01 2020 No.14369781 File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, how to get a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:25:07 2020 No.14369787 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:36:06 2020 No.14369831 File: 171 KB, 260x144, 1594244207440.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 20:41:52 2020 No.14369849 >>14369831 mmm, chicken mcnuggets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:12:17 2020 No.14370004 >>14369503 9

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:30:06 2020 No.14370296 >>14369831 The sound is vital to the enjoyment of this webm. Without it it's kinda sad, with it it's hilarious. Massive amounts of chirping, a sudden grinding noise, then silence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:52:29 2020 No.14370370 >>14367268 >garlic clove >garlic powder but why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:07:26 2020 No.14370440 >>14370296 Oh Bill is the only webm that actually requires sound

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:12:48 2020 No.14370468 >>14363825 maybe I'm just high but that looks good as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:54:06 2020 No.14370647 File: 2.81 MB, 480x360, ezgif-6-c1e92f6c7677.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:51:53 2020 No.14370818 >>14368973 why didn't they lift the seat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:59:15 2020 No.14370833 File: 2.35 MB, 576x804, perfectly flipping eggs over easy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is missing something... but what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:01:28 2020 No.14370842 File: 13 KB, 415x283, 1560713710166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370833 >overcooked bottoms >smashes the egg yolks on their landing what's the fucking point

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:02:55 2020 No.14370847 File: 1.14 MB, 576x844, egg ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370842 You still have to eat all the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:02:55 2020 No.14370848 >>14370833 can it be described as perfect if the yolks are all smashed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:04:00 2020 No.14370850 File: 2.93 MB, 360x338, simple pulled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370848 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:04:52 2020 No.14370853 >>14370850 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:05:18 2020 No.14370855 File: 1.44 MB, 320x320, Chaoitc Evil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370853 Fine, be that way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:08:00 2020 No.14370863 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, Cook an egg in 3 seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370833

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:09:02 2020 No.14370868 File: 753 KB, 400x400, egg erection.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:10:21 2020 No.14370872 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, hipster egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:11:26 2020 No.14370873 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:12:29 2020 No.14370878 >>14370872 unbelievably stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:12:57 2020 No.14370879 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Japanese Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:13:40 2020 No.14370884 >>14369503 6

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:14:20 2020 No.14370885 File: 2.17 MB, 640x640, scrambled eggnog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:15:31 2020 No.14370888 File: 1.56 MB, 576x720, Chinese Stealth Suit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:17:47 2020 No.14370898 File: 2.93 MB, 640x800, pescavacadoqueso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370878

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:19:02 2020 No.14370903 File: 928 KB, 480x480, grilled fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:21:23 2020 No.14370907 >>14370855 >fat free half-and-half Christ almighty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:22:40 2020 No.14370909 File: 1.00 MB, 576x844, 1592483631696.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:23:47 2020 No.14370914 File: 2.95 MB, 404x720, 1592705186997.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:27:45 2020 No.14370923 >>14370909 >>14370914 I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPYS I'M NEVER GONNA STOP CHIPS AND PEAS AND GRAVY I'VE ATE THE FUCKING LOT PEPPERONI PIZZA AND CHICKEN VINDALOO I'M A BIG FAT BASTARD COS I LOVE MY FUCKING FOOD ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:27:49 2020 No.14370924 >>14363827 What would be a good sub for sirachia for the zucchini one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:30:49 2020 No.14370934 >>14370898 Why do retards put cheese on fish, the two almost never go together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:33:39 2020 No.14370946 >>14370924 It's just chili sauce, crushed chili flakes are better

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:35:10 2020 No.14370950 >>14370914 Holy fuck do amerilards REALLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:36:53 2020 No.14370954 File: 2.35 MB, 640x360, just needs a little syrup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370950 I don't think that's American

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:38:47 2020 No.14370959 >>14370954 The signs on the wall at the start are in english, so it's gotta be somewhere in north america or the british islands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:38:58 2020 No.14370960 >>14369503 9. Bedmas. Brackets 1+2=3. Exponent (none) . Divide 6÷2=3. Multiply 3×3=9. Add (none left to add) subtract (none).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:42:04 2020 No.14370966 >>14370884 >>14370004 >>14370960 A formula written in that format is the same as writing 6 / (2*(1+2)) in any context, and if you don't know this then you don't actually do any math for a living.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:45:28 2020 No.14370978 >>14370959 It's the latter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:48:47 2020 No.14370987 >>14370966 >my solution works if I add brackets where there are none sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:50:21 2020 No.14370991 >>14370966 I don't do math for a living. Just going by what my boomer teachers taught me in school 20 years ago. So the answer is 1?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:53:35 2020 No.14370998 >>14369590 I don't think I was ever taught the acronym. I'm not sure how I was taught the order of operations. I just remember it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:55:24 2020 No.14371003 >>14369503 6/2(1+2) 6/2+4 3+4 7 Wa la

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:56:11 2020 No.14371006 File: 42 KB, 227x189, 1464130371931.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14364007 fuck you, i laughed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:57:33 2020 No.14371010 >>14370966 People who do math for a living are giving out the troll answers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 01:57:37 2020 No.14371011 >>14366980 look at those fat hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:00:06 2020 No.14371017 >>14371011 I would love to have those fat hands tickle my prostate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:08:58 2020 No.14371036 File: 125 KB, 924x974, 1573290276175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14363831 >helium is a finite resource vital for usage in medical science and various other fields of research >these assholes are wasting it on party favors A N G E R Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:11:26 2020 No.14371041 >>14371036 Tell your congressman, not us

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:15:29 2020 No.14371052 >>14371036 Just get some more from the sun. The entire thing is pretty much helium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:18:02 2020 No.14371059 >>14371036 >helium is finite >second most common element in the universe >sun is 25% helium Don't trust anything that the Jews say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:28:41 2020 No.14371090 >>14371059 >>14371052 How do we harvest helium from the sun if the tube melts on the way there? Should we do it at night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:30:59 2020 No.14371099 >>14371090 Just mine during winter......

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:31:24 2020 No.14371102 >>14371059 Helium is rare on Earth because it's so much lighter than our atmosphere. You're right about how plentiful it is in the universe, though. I think God meant it as a metaphor for love. There is so much out there, but it's so hard to obtain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:35:29 2020 No.14371119 >>14371090 You harvest at night, dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:37:29 2020 No.14371125 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, gyrogrill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you fags need to shut up and post webms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 02:37:54 2020 No.14371128 >>14371119 I meant solar night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:13:46 2020 No.14371240 >>14370950 Bruh, no one here does that fetid chip-shop shit run by Pakistanis. That's UK. Especially with fries like that, served with a brown sauce. No one does that it burgerland.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:14:33 2020 No.14371243 >>14371240 That's curry sauce, it's like gravy with turmeric in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:21:38 2020 No.14371258 File: 2.91 MB, 720x480, chopped_1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370903 Jack-tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:29:19 2020 No.14371277 >>14370966 You added brackets, that changes it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:52:29 2020 No.14371333

>>14371277
Yeah changes it from one that uses the obelus which is inherently ambiguous to one that actually has a unique interpretation.

That said if you ever use the obelus for anything at all without enough brackets to make it clear what you actually mean you don't do math for a living either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:58:27 2020 No.14371336 >>14371125 but how does it get out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 05:26:28 2020 No.14371489 >>14363831 If I'm buying a helium tank, it's going to be for one thing and it ain't edible balloons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 05:47:23 2020 No.14371538 >>14366555 Wlhat is this show?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 05:58:32 2020 No.14371554 >>14367646 I remember this commercial. Liked it as a kid. Hate it as an adult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 06:03:54 2020 No.14371565 >>14367658 never understoond egg purists >muh runny egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 06:05:49 2020 No.14371569 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14371565 Overcooked eggs taste like rubber.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 06:17:15 2020 No.14371586 >>14369503 There's multiple answers to this equation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 06:48:19 2020 No.14371684 >>14370914 me at 0:01

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 06:55:00 2020 No.14371706 >>14371258 God, Jack is an utter buffoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:03:13 2020 No.14371736 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, just a simple grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:05:07 2020 No.14371740 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:07:29 2020 No.14371747 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, classic italian pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:08:34 2020 No.14371752 File: 3.00 MB, 480x480, 1592774727218.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:09:38 2020 No.14371753 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, has science gone too far.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:12:08 2020 No.14371760

>>14371565
Compare and contrast:
Eggs done correctly: yolk is runny, perfect for dipping your toast in, and tastes appropriately custardy. Whites have good consistency and melt in your mouth.
Vs overcooked egg: yolk has hardened and taken on a chalky texture. Whites have become rubbery and chewy.

It's not even a contest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:14:16 2020 No.14371766 >>14370959 Id assume Canada because of the syrup. Nothing in the webm reminds me of Britain

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:19:59 2020 No.14371786 >>14370370 It's a fat, white woman making a "healthy" Mexican lasagna. You didn't expect it to make sense did you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:29:42 2020 No.14371819 >>14369307 Mom found the meatsock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 07:48:32 2020 No.14371865 >>14364007 roastie humour

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 08:19:25 2020 No.14371932 >>14367004 This is the most fucking stupid thing I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:10:23 2020 No.14372432 >>14366342 pipes under sand

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:17:57 2020 No.14372458 >>14367027 wow I sure do love soggy bread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:26:04 2020 No.14372488 >>14368038 >putting BBs on top huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:28:06 2020 No.14372496 >>14368312 on the one hand I find that linked video kinda funny but I also am deeply saddened by it for some reason, maybe its because she sounds almost exactly like my niece.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:28:26 2020 No.14372498 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, Cast Iron Paella.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14372488 cupcake pearls, they taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:33:39 2020 No.14372519 >>14369307 >prolapsed angus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:38:35 2020 No.14372540 >>14371740 such a shame to do all that and not at least make your own bread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:39:12 2020 No.14372541 >>14372540 I know right, bet he didn't even slaughter his own pig either

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 11:56:39 2020 No.14372601 >>14363849 Why not cook the hash, sausage and egg in the fat of the bacon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:00:23 2020 No.14372614 >>14366681 As a parent that would make me explode on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:05:56 2020 No.14372634 >>14367008 To what gain

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:27:40 2020 No.14372734 >>14363855 Based soup pirate

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:36:10 2020 No.14372771 >>14371706 I don't like his cooking either but his disability isn't really his fault. Except for eating like shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:39:20 2020 No.14372781 >>14367658 >overcooked Perfect egg right there, actually I would prefer it not to have raw yolk whatsoever.

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:40:56 2020 No.14372785

>>14371760
Raw yolk and white is just gross. It takes like cum, especially the whites if they're left raw too.
Cooked through yolk is creamy, and cooked whites are bouncy in texture. Crispy edges only enhances the egg.
Fuck you and fuck off runny egg faggots, just go suck a cock if you want something warm and creamy in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:46:08 2020 No.14372811 >>14371753 Unit 731.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 12:49:48 2020 No.14372823 >>14372785 Who's talking about raw?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 13:28:58 2020 No.14372977 >>14371333 I don't care if your job requires you to know you use 2 patties on a mcdouble. No one does. Stop being wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 13:29:09 2020 No.14372980 File: 2.91 MB, 532x300, 1594302981566.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14363825

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 13:31:10 2020 No.14372988 >>14370872 needs some bacon and cream cheese i think

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:03:16 2020 No.14373117

>>14368973
>>14368963
i think the point is poorly explained, but common core is how most people would do simple math in their heads. essentially, you're breaking down the numbers to make the calculations simpler in your head.
for example 13+28, you can do 2+28 = 30, then 30+11 = 41

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:27:18 2020 No.14373224 >>14372498 lol this recipe fucking blows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:30:50 2020 No.14373243 >>14373117 What I don't understand is why anyone thought this was even necessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:34:14 2020 No.14373261 >>14370898 this is so much worse than the first one. why are you making me look at this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:36:53 2020 No.14373275 >>14373117 that's a retarded heuristic...10+20+3+8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 14:50:34 2020 No.14373339 >>14371752 Japanese pizza is the worst

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:08:09 2020 No.14373420 >>14368973 why are germans so fucking scatalogical

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:08:31 2020 No.14373422 >>14373275 28+3+10 is how I would do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:09:28 2020 No.14373427 >>14370863 This shit was never fucking funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:13:13 2020 No.14373438 >>14366681 >Tell how to make 10 when adding 8+5 By using a base 13 system.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:15:47 2020 No.14373457 >>14373427 Yes it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:27:32 2020 No.14373535 >>14373438 Based tredecimal system

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 15:57:59 2020 No.14373685 File: 1.23 MB, 2496x2134, _20181123_194141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14373339 It really isn't. Pizza toast sucks, but that isn't the same thing (and that webm is basically a variation on pizza toast).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:16:12 2020 No.14373747 >>14371336 >he thinks it can leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:27:30 2020 No.14373791 >>14373422 I would do it 10+20+10+1 I always just take all the extras away then add up the tens then while adding all the other numbers to make more tens

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:30:03 2020 No.14373803 >>14363831 The visual and concept is cool I guess, but it's just going to taste like simple syrup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:34:41 2020 No.14373820 >>14370934 Dumb statement. Different fish taste different, different cheeses taste different. Never the twain shall meet? lmao at your inexperience with flavor profiles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:52:55 2020 No.14373890 >>14366523 wheres the rest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 16:58:55 2020 No.14373911 >>14372771 His disability is a result of poor decisions with regards to exercise and diet over a long period of time. He has two brothers who are both reasonably fit and healthy so it's hard to say it was his upbringing or genetics alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:01:56 2020 No.14373923 >>14371569 Wait a minute, how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:11:45 2020 No.14373963 >>14373923 Why would he eggscape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:14:02 2020 No.14373968 >>14367060 this is a relic from a better time, bless that loading symbol part way though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:20:02 2020 No.14373985 >>14364007 Fucking childish

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:27:33 2020 No.14374014 >>14363849 >segregation of the juices what is this autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:35:15 2020 No.14374040 >>14373422 it's the same you want to minimize operations don't fucking mix subtracting and adding

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:35:45 2020 No.14374042 File: 2.86 MB, 1200x674, 1569029665349.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14373985

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:36:38 2020 No.14374045 >>14373791 also retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:40:15 2020 No.14374055 >>14373438 i swear if my child's teacher was like this i would show up and berate her (I already know it's a she, and my ma is a math wizard) until she cries

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:40:38 2020 No.14374058 >>14363825 Gay and nasty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:40:55 2020 No.14374062 >>14374058 Just like ur mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:42:59 2020 No.14374075 >>14366980 The hands of a child

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:43:28 2020 No.14374081 >>14374062 Burn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:59:26 2020 No.14374138 >>14374042 Gay and shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 17:59:42 2020 No.14374140 >>14367898 Fucking pervert

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:15:43 2020 No.14374211 >>14367898 Anyone have the Forbidden Sip webm where the guy appears to be drinking mercury

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:16:55 2020 No.14374222 File: 2.54 MB, 472x309, 1591958946708.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14374211

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:17:10 2020 No.14374223 >>14374222 trips of BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:20:40 2020 No.14374237 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, Cheddar Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14371258

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:37:18 2020 No.14374317 >>14370954 Fucking leafs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 18:37:33 2020 No.14374318 >>14364007 I want to ________ your milky meat pads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 19:29:38 2020 No.14374535 >>14373457 You must be 18 to post here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 19:59:21 2020 No.14374670 >>14363831 >doesnt show anyone attempting to eat it kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:14:55 2020 No.14374729 >>14374670 Presumably you bite into it and it pops like a gum bubble

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:29:46 2020 No.14374783 >>14373985 Yes you are such a big boy because you don't like humor. Everyone here is very impressed with your intelligent comment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:41:07 2020 No.14374835 >>14370898 Europeens and their shitty avocados LMAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:45:02 2020 No.14374852 >>14370914 How much would this cost USD? That's gotta be 7 pounds of "food"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:49:59 2020 No.14374876 >>14366681 lmao >everyday we stray further from God's light

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:51:01 2020 No.14374880 >>14373911 You can still have compassion for those in a shitty spot. I make fun of his awful, awful cooking instructions all the time but I still realize that must suck dick to have a limp arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:54:31 2020 No.14374888 for the love of god somebody post it! we're running out of time!

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:56:37 2020 No.14374894

>>14374042
this is interesting only insofar as it is an absolute exemplary example of "reddit" type humor. what causes one to take this path in life? to find this humorous? the 4chan / reddit divide will never cease to amaze me, it's as though we inhabit entirely different universes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 20:58:47 2020 No.14374901 >>14370370 I was going to say texture until Karen put that shit in the blender

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 21:09:38 2020 No.14374939 >>14374222 Wouldn't he be fine as long as he didn't have an ulcer?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 21:23:38 2020 No.14375009 >>14371258 >>14374880 damn, how could you watch this guys vids and support this guy? https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/jack-scalfanis-atrocious-behaviour/

Anonymous Thu Jul 9 21:44:08 2020 No.14375096

>>14374939
Here you go anon.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/mercury-and-health
>Although mercury is poisonous (toxic), it usually only causes problems if you inhale large amounts of it. Very little mercury is absorbed by your body if you swallow a small amount of liquid mercury or get it on your skin for a short time. This is considered almost non-toxic and you'll probably have no symptoms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 21:45:36 2020 No.14375103 >>14369781 based monkey man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 21:58:55 2020 No.14375151 >>14375096 true that. my parents talked abot playing with it as kids. that doesn't mean im drinking that shit tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 22:03:06 2020 No.14375171 File: 1.67 MB, 640x360, Keto_jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14374880 He is also an awful person and hateful drama queen. >>14375009 I don't support him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 22:21:30 2020 No.14375240 >>14375171 If you made that webm you need to learn to fucking edit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 22:32:37 2020 No.14375283 >>14375240 Newfag detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 23:07:00 2020 No.14375416 >>14371125 how have africans and brazilians not come up with the technology to make one of these to put a person inside of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 23:21:04 2020 No.14375478 >>14367723 why don't you stand all the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 23:29:24 2020 No.14375513 >>14375416 Edgy teen alert. Watch out for this one boys, we have an expert anthropologist on our hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 23:31:34 2020 No.14375519 >>14375513 How did his post offend you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 23:36:47 2020 No.14375546 >>14375519 Oh he's an expert at redirection too! Better be careful boys!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 00:40:15 2020 No.14375795 >>14368038 I'm going to make these for my new gender announcement day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 01:45:51 2020 No.14375991 File: 2.28 MB, 640x640, vegan_sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 01:52:54 2020 No.14376002 PLEASE GOD POST THE SURLY KING

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 01:54:25 2020 No.14376004 >>14373911 *half brothers you may not realize it but the half they ain't was a fat gluttonous retard

Anonymous Fri Jul 10 01:58:36 2020 No.14376015

>>14368979
The language isn't really wrong, "when" implies that it's during the action, the same as "while".
"when driving, one must always remember to watch for merging traffic"
People here are just retards and can't think outside of their ridgid boxes, so a simple logic question like this stumps them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 02:02:08 2020 No.14376021 >>14375991 damn those sushis look like shit i want to fuck her in her cornhole

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 02:07:27 2020 No.14376033 >>14374042 >le xDD

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 02:18:29 2020 No.14376054 >>14370934 Cod au gratin, my man. Shit's great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 02:54:19 2020 No.14376153 >>14371752 Holy fuck... nuke 'em again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 03:22:23 2020 No.14376206 >>14371752 Lmao triggering all the tomato pie faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 04:06:58 2020 No.14376297 File: 950 KB, 640x640, 1518480859766.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376021 She is very fuckable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 06:02:18 2020 No.14376539 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Flower Sushi Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376021 i gotchu senpai

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:02:17 2020 No.14376682 >>14366555 nice trips

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:09:01 2020 No.14376705 >>14374894 Exactly this, and I feel the same about that stupid "vampire kryptonite" shit. I might do that when cooking with my 7yo nephew to make him laugh but fuck finding it funny as a 30yo.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:12:11 2020 No.14376710 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, Special Ed .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your thread has been high /jack/ed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:13:30 2020 No.14376711 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, you died.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:14:00 2020 No.14376712 File: 62 KB, 401x479, I Had Fun Once.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376705

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:24:03 2020 No.14376728 >>14374894 >>14376705 Yes you are such big boys for not finding it funny. We are all so proud of how grown up you are, you are very mature.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:28:19 2020 No.14376738 File: 2.92 MB, 853x480, Quarantine Chili.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:29:20 2020 No.14376740 File: 1.22 MB, 1280x720, perfect grated cheese every time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:29:44 2020 No.14376741 >>14376738 That's so much turmeric

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:31:29 2020 No.14376748 File: 2.95 MB, 544x960, sachet disposal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:43:44 2020 No.14376778 >>14376740 How can man this incompetent in everything live in a house that big and have such a wealth to maintain it. I'm starting to believe in whatever protestant pentecostal bullshit he believes in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 07:43:50 2020 No.14376779 >>14376738 >a ton of basil >a ton of turmeric >itty bitty shake of chili powder I can't imagine how fucked up that would taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:13:58 2020 No.14376890 >>14372785 Raw yolk tastes a lot better than cum.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:17:03 2020 No.14376903 >>14372785 Why not have my squishy eggs with some of my boyfriend's cum on top?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:26:38 2020 No.14376937 File: 2.86 MB, 853x480, Garbage Chile.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376779 >>14376741

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:27:52 2020 No.14376942 File: 469 KB, 1280x720, Medium Rare Waffle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376778

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 08:35:32 2020 No.14376967 >>14376942 Simpsons did it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:37:55 2020 No.14377197 File: 192 KB, 1500x1200, 1547011466486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14375009 >Jack Scalfani is a racist >Jack Scalfani is a misogynist >Jack Scalfani is a homophobe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:41:45 2020 No.14377211 >>14377197 You conveniently forgot the part where he beats his kids and wife, even strangled his 9 year old until his nose bled, then kicked him out at 16 causing him to be homeless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:44:11 2020 No.14377225 >>14377211 How and why the fuck did he admit to this in a video about cooking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:45:42 2020 No.14377231 >>14363831 looks like used condoms

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:48:46 2020 No.14377244 >>14377225 Crazy people be crazy. Even with all that shit he still claims to be the nicest guy on YouTube. He's an insane retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:54:16 2020 No.14377260 >>14370847 just put the egg on a rocket and shoot it into the sun

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 09:57:17 2020 No.14377268 >>14370868 omg im having a oh i have a jesus christ it's my eggrection

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:03:24 2020 No.14377282 >>14371752 >invent abortion of a food >call it "foreign country food"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:07:09 2020 No.14377286 >>14370868 fuck that faggots face is irritating

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:08:15 2020 No.14377289 File: 157 KB, 1838x2048, b6a71c822d183ccdb09a74a4fb02e8c9a7fca22b71c5d1ac786fe06945753172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376728 HE SLAM INTO TABLE I LAUGH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:10:02 2020 No.14377294 >>14374222 rip grandpa your jokey jokes were the best ill miss u ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:11:27 2020 No.14377297 >>14376297 ah yes, the gray who doesn't love a gray in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:11:51 2020 No.14377300 >>14375009 >Jack is a racist who called for genocide of the Middle East via napalm Holy fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:12:30 2020 No.14377305 >fat retarded redneck has retarded redneck opinions I am shocked

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:14:22 2020 No.14377309 File: 92 KB, 457x254, clump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14376738 >how much turmeric, daddy? about ten clumps, son

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:15:29 2020 No.14377312 >>14377289 Yes very mature an intelligent post. You are right, big boys don't like this type of humor. Being picky and not liking things is what being an adult is all about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:16:30 2020 No.14377317 >>14376740 my fucking god, just follow the instructions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:16:33 2020 No.14377318 >>14377300 >>14377305 This >>14377211

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:31:04 2020 No.14377368 File: 47 KB, 800x473, buddy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370954

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:36:25 2020 No.14377376 >>14377312 >>14376728 shoo midwid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 10:56:07 2020 No.14377432 >>14367658 Try and cook a perfect egg with a raging hangover

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 11:03:10 2020 No.14377456 File: 947 KB, 220x391, anon is a big grown up boy and we are proud of him.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14377376 Nice, I'm glad that you continue to show everyone here that you are a big boy. Very impressive!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 11:05:30 2020 No.14377463 >>14367027 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 11:06:32 2020 No.14377467 >>14377463 This is a Portuguese dish. Are euros really illiterate?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 12:43:32 2020 No.14377785 >>14370879 was that their first try? they really should have practiced a bit before recording that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 14:37:29 2020 No.14378228 >>14376937 STOP IT JACK ITS ALREADY DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 14:51:10 2020 No.14378289 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, Garbage Stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14378228

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 16:07:10 2020 No.14378655 >>14378289 I've always though the way that red bell pepper (?) came out of the jar seemed absolutely foul.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 10 16:39:36 2020 No.14378805 >>14378655 They're just roasted red bell peppers. They peel the skin and pack them in the jar in water. Probably the least offensive thing in the damn recipe.

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