/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14362594]

What are you supposed to do if you start choking by yourself? My biggest fear is swallowing wrong when Im alone in my house and dying.

[Anonymous No.14362599]

You do the worm

[Anonymous No.14362602]

You stick an air hose in your butt and use it to blow the food back out of your mouth.

[Anonymous No.14362605]

>>14362594
This is what happens when you’re a fucking shut in who gets their social cues from animoo brain rot. Fuck off back to /a/ dipshit.

[Anonymous No.14362610]

>>14362594
Start jerking off that’s what I do

[Anonymous No.14362611]

Not trying to be mean but what is your age and just in case, also your gender, religious beliefs and race

[Anonymous No.14362624]

>>14362594
Smash your back on a door knob.
Try to reach inside and pull it out or push it down further.
Try drinking water as it might lubricate it and help push it down.

[Anonymous No.14362631]

>>14362611
32, male, atheist, chinese

[Anonymous No.14362643]

>weeb tranny dipshit
>too retarded to use google

imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.14362649]

>>14362643
Anime website.

[Anonymous No.14362665]

>>14362649
food and cooking board, back to /b/ if you want to be a cringy weeb

[Anonymous No.14362676]

>it’s an anime website
>so it’s endearing when I shit up the board by acting like a social retard

Hope you actually choke worthless weeb

[Anonymous No.14362678]

>>14362649
>muh anime website

[Anonymous No.14362684]

>>14362594
You can use the back of a chair to do the heimlick

[Anonymous No.14362687]

>>14362649
Fuck off with your normalfag hobby, weeb.

[Anonymous No.14362688]

>>14362676
It’s a legit question you’re just triggered by a cartoon

[Anonymous No.14362690]

use a search engine, you retarded puddle of shit. or don't and choke to death, we'll all be better off.

[Anonymous No.14362691]

Why do two little words cause so much asspain?

[Anonymous No.14362692]

>>14362594
You throw yourself on the ground with your back upwards and face down and let yourself drop on your chest.

[Anonymous No.14362696]

>>14362691
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME IM TOO AUSTISTIC TO USE GOOGLE AND CANT HANDLE IT

choke and die

[Anonymous No.14362705]

>>14362696
Relax, it's just a picture.

[Anonymous No.14362708]

Today /ck/ was a pretty cool guy

(Not the weeb, everyone shitting on him)

[Anonymous No.14362714]

>>14362696
I based and redpilled 4channel over google results, pic related is me and my bro

[Anonymous No.14362726]

i almost choked to death on gin when it went down the wrong pipe. i had to punch myself in the chest a bunch of times to fix it

[Anonymous No.14362728]

>>14362649
The minute we had a board that wasn't about anime, it stopped being an anime website.

[Anonymous No.14362769]

>>14362631
Do you have a black girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.14363028]

>>14362624
I laughed out loud at the first two suggestions then I realized you were serious. Hope the trannies don't delete the thread so people can learn something valuable

[Anonymous No.14363199]

>>14362624
solid advice

[Anonymous No.14363468]

>>14362643
>not liking transpeople because Reddit told you not to like them

[Anonymous No.14363473]

>>14363468
>liking transpeople because reddit told you not to

[Anonymous No.14363500]

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+perform+heimlich+on+self

[Anonymous No.14363506]

>>14363468
nobody likes trans people famstraightguy. esp those of us in the LGBT community.

[Anonymous No.14363535]

>>14363506
Nobody likes faggots either. You people are fucking sick.

[Anonymous No.14363538]

@14363468
Gr8 b8

[Anonymous No.14363714]

>>14363535
Nobody likes anybody. They like themselves, even if only subconciously, and conciously surround themselves with people willing to validate their behaviour, even if only by passive similarity. They call this "society". This is the final redpill and the first of the blackpills.

[Anonymous No.14363871]

>>14362678
>non weeb poster is only capable of posting s*yjack derivatives of weeb poster OC
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.14364064]

>>14363468
Fuck off, trannypedo. All fucking trannies must fucking hang.

[Anonymous No.14364554]

>>14363538
Based

[Anonymous No.14364577]

>>14362594
Heimlich yourself on a chair

[Anonymous No.14366205]

>>14362594
>My biggest fear is swallowing wrong when Im alone in my house and dying.
Just embrace the inevitable. Try not to think about it with every bite though.

[Anonymous No.14367067]

>>14362594
why not ask yourself what you could do to avoid getting in that situation?
chew your food better, have less food to swallow for each time

[Anonymous No.14367995]

I had a choking scare in my one bedroom apartment, shit was sobering

I would have rang every doorbell on the block

[Anonymous No.14368007]

>>14364064
Based, fuck troons

[Anonymous No.14368040]

>>14363538
it's always either the 6'1 linebackers or the 49 year old balding mentalists.
why

[Anonymous No.14368088]

>>14367067
>mistakes never happen so why prepare for it

[Anonymous No.14368197]

>>14362684
>>14362692
Only 2 right answers

[Anonymous No.14368675]

>>14368197
Except heimlich was discredited years ago. Red Cross doesn't even teach it anymore.

[Anonymous No.14368690]

>>14362610
This also fixes ghosts.

[Anonymous No.14368693]

>>14362594
Stay calm and relax your throat so it slides in

[Anonymous No.14368716]

>>14362594
Jump as high as you can and drop yourself diaphram first onto the back of a couch, and or claw into your through with your fingers, and or shove your favorite dildo down your cum collector.

[Anonymous No.14368740]

Why is each and every last one of you an uneducated fucktard who refuses to google?