Fart Food

[Anonymous No.14359727]

What is the ideal fart food to eat if I ever end up living in a pod? I know that eggs and beans are some staples here, but I need more than that for a full three meals.

[Anonymous No.14359730]

So what's the jerking off/sex policy in one of theses""""""homes"""""""? Do you just go for it? That seems like a good way to get #metoo'd

[Anonymous No.14359734]

Cabbage, cauliflower, spicy foods, lentils.

[Anonymous No.14359735]

>>14359727
>shota

[Anonymous No.14359737]

>>14359727
Soap
I end up swallowing a bunch of soap whenever I vomit and then I get really gassy

[Anonymous No.14359742]

>>14359730
Everybody has to be sex positive, but men can't initiate anything with women or trans. They have to wait for them to be proactive. Men can proposition another man at any time, however, and it is a homophobic microagression to decline.

[Anonymous No.14359744]

>>14359730
from what i read, there's a special privacy room that you have reserve in advance, and you can have those privacy privileges revoked if you do something the house doesn't like. It's a literal liberal hell.

[Anonymous No.14359748]

>>14359730
Allegedly sex and masturbating is forbidden in the pods, I'm assuming you have to wait the four hours for the communal bathroom to be vacant to do it, and even then they'd probably have a problem with it.

[Anonymous No.14359749]

>>14359727
Do americans really live like this?

[Anonymous No.14359750]

>>14359735
>5 Shotas
damn what a crazy cherry popper.

[Anonymous No.14359765]

>>14359730
You need to find a jerk off buddy to keep an eye on you and make sure nothing goes wrong of course

[Anonymous No.14359768]

>>14359727
why would you pay 5x the price for this over just living in a hostel?
at least in a hostel you can fuck random fit tourist girls, have beers with random aussiebros and get easy weed from dutchbros.

[Anonymous No.14359769]

>>14359749
you have no idea
>https://www.podshare.com/about/faq

[Anonymous No.14359773]

>>14359730

[Anonymous No.14359775]

>>14359749
I never seen it irl but I'd like to share her pod
https://youtu.be/H_ILu-R-Nz8
I'd get kicked out so fast

[Anonymous No.14359776]

>>14359727
Tim the fuck got the tiny bed, he doesn't fit entirely inside so he has to sleep with his feet hanging by the side

[Anonymous No.14359793]

>>14359734
I keep forgetting about spicy foods

[Anonymous No.14359804]

Swallow raw garlic by the clove

[Anonymous No.14359817]

>>14359744
it literally is, take it from someone living in a liberal hell with the same sort of "rules"

[Anonymous No.14359843]

>>14359744
>>14359817
Sounds ultra conservative to me. Are you sure you guys know what words mean?

[Anonymous No.14359857]

>>14359773
I'd rather kill myself than have that be my "living room" every night

[Anonymous No.14359864]

>>14359727
Prunes/prune juice to drink with the meals, of course.

[Anonymous No.14359875]

>>14359843
either side will be like that in an extreme case but liberals genuinely dont think you need privacy (if male) and will try to turn your living space into their favorite reality tv show or movie bevause they are so entrenched in pop culture and social media, ive had strict xtain friends as a kid and as an adult, they wont invade your privacy, there will be cut and dry agreements or rules for the kid at the start, if you dont meet them they wont stick around or youll be kicked out at 18 if not earlier, 2 different monsters

[Anonymous No.14359886]

>>14359857
those peeps are constantli high and fucking each oher

[Anonymous No.14359897]

>>14359727
>>14359773
Is this a cult?

[Anonymous No.14359906]

>>14359897
yes, the cult of being "progressive"

[Anonymous No.14359930]

>>14359886
well, good fap material if you like listening to sex and they aren't hideous

[Anonymous No.14359955]

>>14359875
I grew up around christfags and conservative jews, they seem to start with strict rules and then back off until everyone has an "understanding". Leftists start out with nearly no rules and manage to parlay them into a totalitarian system that would make Honecker blush, which is much more impressive desu

[Anonymous No.14359992]

>>14359930
all you need to do is wait for a girl to get really high and get fucked and when the man leaves you get into her bed, close the courtains and fuck her yourself then you go back to your bed before she realizes whats going on

[Anonymous No.14359996]

>>14359992
that's dangerously based, mostly dangerous

[Anonymous No.14359999]

>>14359727
Certainly these no longer exist in the age of the Chinese Bat AIDS pandemic... right, Anons?

[Anonymous No.14360013]

>>14359737

[Anonymous No.14360030]

Cabbage
as already said
Oats give me really hot stinky ones also

[Anonymous No.14360170]

>>14359727
just buy those prank fart sprays so you dont stink up your bed and get marked as the farter.
preferably stink up whoever is the biggest fag/bitch and slowly turn people against their stinky selves

[Anonymous No.14360186]

>>14359742
>>14359744
>>14359748

[Anonymous No.14360321]

>>14359742
>it is a homophobic microagression to decline
lol

[Anonymous No.14360423]

>>14359749
no, but californians do.

[Anonymous No.14361476]

>>14359727
Tim looks like a fat girl.

[Anonymous No.14361485]

>>14359769
No tenting or covering the front of your pod. This is a transparent community.

[Anonymous No.14361497]

>>14359727
Isn't this just a hostel? What's so weird about this? It's not like you're gonna stay there for more than a few days.

[Anonymous No.14361501]

>>14361497
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.14361510]

San Francisco ones are $1,350/mo with a minimum 30 day stay booked months in advance, who even pays that? I know plenty of people with roommates in SF paying less

[Anonymous No.14361520]

>>14361485
No touchin pp in bed

[Anonymous No.14361522]

>>14361510
It's a scam to look cheaper than apartments to people without any knowledge of how to actually manage their money.

[Anonymous No.14361563]

>>14359773
Massive fire hazards, no clearly indicated exits or sprinkler system. Who the fuck chooses to live like this?

[Anonymous No.14361580]

>>14361522
You just defined the entirety of California

[Anonymous No.14361660]

>>14359727
>>14359773
>>14359775
You Americans are a funny crowd.
>t. kraut

[Anonymous No.14361674]

>>14359727
how do you jack off while living in such a place?

[Anonymous No.14361678]

>>14361674
It's prohibitet. Unless you jerk off with another man.

[Anonymous No.14361679]

>>14359773
>>14359727
This is how communist(Jews) want everyone that isn't a Jew to live. Oy vey gotta conserve my resources filthy goys!

[Anonymous No.14361681]

>>14359775
She's a cute but probably bat shit crazy

[Anonymous No.14361693]

>>14359727
Drink lots of Milk, it's the official drink of White Nationalists. Not only will it give you enough gas to solve the JQ on your own, it will trigger the NPC leftist cucks.

[Anonymous No.14361699]

>>14359775
>>14361681
>Podshare isn't a sorority, but if you pay for the night, we'll all be your friends.
>Gives you this look
Wat do?

[Anonymous No.14362421]

bump

[Anonymous No.14362424]

>>14359727
All protein.

[Anonymous No.14362455]

>>14359727
Buy an 18 pack of beer. Drink all of it in one day. I did this and I farted so much that I myself couldn't handle the stink and had to open a window. Literally the worst farts of my entire life, worse than any egg or bean.

[Anonymous No.14362469]

>>14359992
Bonus, no condom needed

[Anonymous No.14362503]

>>14361510
Jesus christ, I live in a two bedroom apartment for 1450.

[Anonymous No.14362556]

>>14361497
Isn't this just 4chan. It's not like you will spend a lot of time here...

[Anonymous No.14362558]

>>14362503
If you call that living.