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>order Uber Eats
>see cute arab girl is my driver
>her photo looks amazing
>quickly brush my teeth, comb my hair and put on outdoor pants
>she walks up to the door
>open it in advance like a gentlemen
>"Yes?"
>"Order for anon?"
>"Oh of course thank you very much. Hey do you want to join me?"
>"Okay"
>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half
>start streaming Hellraiser 1 on my tv while we eat
>"Thanks"
>she just leaves, barely 10 minutes into Hellraiser 1
>feel like an idiot for not trying to fuck her
>still hungry because only had a shake, fries and half a burger
>order another meal from a different place so they don't think I'm greedy
>Uber Eats assigns the same driver
>FUCK
>she gets my chinese food and brings it back
>"I thought this was the same address"
>"Y-yeah I didn't eat lunch today" (lie)
>offer her some chinese food
>"You're not going to keep ordering food because you shared right?"
>laugh it off
>Resume Hellraiser where we left off
> "You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight...you know getting me dinner and watching movies with me"
>she finishes up and leaves again
>what the fuck she didn't even thank me this time
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food
still kinda want some chips or something though

>> No.14352802

>>14352798
>give her a 1 star for both deliveries and complain she ate some of my food
BASED

>> No.14352825

Top kek

>> No.14352835

Haha copypasta go burrrrrr

>> No.14352841 [DELETED] 

>>14352835
You’re a r*ddit colonizer? This is a /pol/ website, nigger

>> No.14352855

>>14352798
Look fat, listen fat, this was stupid. Stop eating so much

>> No.14352857
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>>14352841
I've been on 4chan since 2005

>> No.14352955

I think Hellraiser was a bad choice.

>> No.14352988

>>14352798
Either that didn't happen or you're really desperate, hire a prostitute

>> No.14353002
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>only ordered for one so I have to cut my burgie in half

>> No.14354167

Based and redpilled

>> No.14354172

>>14352798
>You know it's like you're my girlfriend just for tonight
Absolutely blew it, should have said
>Hey you wanna go get some real food sometime?

>> No.14354179

>>14352798
thats weird she left anon, the skinless scene in hellraiser always makes me hungry

>> No.14354262

I know this is pasta but I audibly laugh at "burgie" every time I read this

>> No.14354285

>>14352798
I can't fault you if this is true. Uber Eats drivers and Doordashers especially are retarded pieces of shit who deserve to get shit on.

>> No.14354311

>>14352798
how do i ask out the cute dunkin donuts drivethrough girls?

>> No.14354329

>>14352841
Die, tourist. You don't belong here.

>> No.14354419

>>14352798
BASED

>> No.14354649

Should have put on Drive.

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>>14352798
An excellent post anon

>> No.14355149

>>14354329
It is not by my hand that I am given slurs again I was brought here from /pol/