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14351351 No.14351351 [Reply] [Original]

Honestly, FUCK celery. Fucking retarded as vegetable like wtf is this shit even

>> No.14351382

>>14351351
I like to trim the delicate celery leaves to add a strong fragrant celery flavor without the texture of the solid stalks, which need to be boiled for a long time to get them proper soft.

>> No.14351390

Taste good though.

>>14351382
The snap of fresh celery doesn't need softening imo.

>> No.14351429

>>14351351
It's great in mayo-based salads. I've also found I like it dropped in a bowl of instant ramen once the noodles are done.

Also it adds flavor when cooked properly whether you enjoy eating the actual stalk or not.

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>>14351351
>FUCK CELERY, I HATE IT!

>> No.14351548

>>14351351
I used to hate it until I started peeling the outer layer where the thick fibers are. On the bigger outer stalks it's just too stringly and unpleasant. The smaller, lighter-colored inner stalks are pretty nice without peeling though, and even their leaves are tasty.

>> No.14351555

Celery is my second fave cream soup, right behind sum yung guy.

>> No.14351631

If you dice celery fine enough it'll cook down quickly and you won't be chewing hard pieces of it in the final dish. Celery is actually an impressively underrated vegetable. The stalks, leaves, root and seeds all have their culinary uses.

>> No.14351639

Eat a couple of raw sticks after meals. It cleans and freshens your mouth and is good for testosterone and making you smell nice to the opposite sex.

>> No.14351648

>>14351351
celery sticks are great -best part of crudites, the soft ones on their own, the hard ones with some dip or spread

however it is very important in european cooking
mirepoix and italian sofrito
great ingredient for soup stock - and then eating the boiled celery with the boiled meat

>> No.14351652

>>14351351
yeah i've got to agree. just not that great desu lads.

>> No.14351689

>>14351351
>He never made Cajun food.

>> No.14351820

Spicy water sticks

>> No.14351824

>>14351351
Bitch this shit is GOAT with peanut butter
Fuck outta here with that

>> No.14351825

>>14351351
Makes your cum pearly white

>> No.14351870

I eat that bitch raw, makes great cummies.

>> No.14351918

>>14351555
whats sum yung guy

>> No.14351969

My only criticism is that it should be cheaper for what it is. Like iceberg lettuce or seeded cucumber. Otherwise I like it.

>> No.14352059

>>14351351
Celery is trash but it's very good in brasato so yeah 9/10

>> No.14352145

>step 1, get celery
>step 2, slather the inside scoop of that thing with peanut butter or almond butter
>step 3, push raspberries or cranraisins into the nut butter
>step 4, ????
>step 5, tastie and gainz
seriously, if you don't like how this tastes you're literally 2 years old

>> No.14352183

>>14352145
i like it more with cream cheese instead of peanut butter

>> No.14352215

>>14351648
Sofrito doesn't have celery like the Mirepoix
I think you must mean the Italian Soffritto

Cuban Sofrito - Onion, Pepper, Garlic
Spanish Sofrito - Onion, Pepper, Tomato
Italian Soffritto - Onion, Celery, Carrot
Mirepoix - Onion, Celery, Carrot
Suppengrün - Leek, Celeriac, Carrot
Włoszczyzna - Celery root, Parsley root, Carrots, Leeks
Refogado - Onion, Garlic, Pepper, Tomato

>> No.14352221

>>14352215
>I think you must mean the Italian Soffritto
>>14351648
>italian sofrito
Great reading comprehension there. Also, four of the soffrito you list have celery in.

>> No.14352260

>>14352215
There is also Pisto Manchego in Spain

>> No.14352268
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>>14351918
>>14351555

>> No.14352269
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14352269

Celery root is great though.

>> No.14352280

>>14352221
I was correcting the spelling.
Italian Sofrito isn't a thing and doesn't contain Celery.
I also only listed 1 Sofrito which has Celery.

You have the gall to talk to me about reading comprehension?
>>14352260
There are loads, I don't know if they all have names though. Like there's one in Africa that is chili peppers, onions and tomato. I don't know if it has a name.

>> No.14352281

>>14352280
You were being a pedant.

>> No.14352285

>>14351351
Raw veggies and raw fruits are the healthest thing for you. Processed plants aren't. However the raw plant diet can make you very skinny too

>> No.14352303

>>14351351
Think about it...peanut butter and celery. It’s the GAYEST food

>> No.14353043

>>14351351
I make my own celery soda using a ginger bug for carbonation. Let me tell you, it works.

>> No.14353049

Its good with peanut butter

>> No.14353155

I like celery in salads but it tastes like crap so the rest of the salad tastes better

>> No.14353394

with blue cheese. but not big on vegetables

>> No.14354895

>>14351351
take your meds

>> No.14354902

>>14351351
Good luck making a soup or broth without it.
>>14351429
Canned tuna, mayo and celery are pretty damn good, crunch crunch crunch.

>> No.14355738

>be me
>be sexually attracted to celery
>see a thread about fucking celery
>get excited
>realize it isn't really about that
>feel lonelier than ever

>> No.14356152

>>14352303
no!

>> No.14356950

>>14351351
It's a good garnish for a bloody mary.
>>14353043
I'd be really interested in that.
Is it easy?

>> No.14357033

>>14356950
Yeah, just look up Alton's recipe for celery soda for inspiration. You'll want to use bay leaf, black pepper, carmamom and some kind of citrus for the syrup. I just boiled the spice with the celery and sugar. Pour that into a clean bottle, followed by some water and the bug. I'd say go light on the sugar, but heavy on the syrup. Comes out great!

>> No.14357036

>>14356950
Oh, and make sure to strain it well.

>> No.14357041

>>14356950
I've also considered flavouring the soda with flowers or chillies.

>> No.14357060

>>14357041
... Because the flavour of the soda itself, especially after just a few days of fermentation was fairly floral.

>> No.14358351

always save the leaves to make rice or tea. boiled celery leaves smell so good

>> No.14358371

>>14351870
Wait does it really?

>> No.14358570

celery makes me cough and wheeze

>> No.14358872

Can someone answer

Does celery really improve semen?

>> No.14358941

>>14358872
most vitamins and nutrients strengthen semen so yes

>> No.14359051

>>14351631
>Celery is actually an impressively underrated vegetable
What? It's one of the best selling vegetables, apparently about 9th most popular in the US.

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>>14351351
The only vegetable I really can't appreciate is fennel.

>> No.14359914

>>14359111
sad, it's one of the best. my favorite is carrot

>> No.14359933
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14359933

blocks your path

>> No.14361432

>>14351351
It's good with hot wings. Other than that, no idea.

>> No.14361435

>>14359933
>boneless chicken wings
Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit nuggets

>> No.14362286

But it makes your cum pearly white!

>> No.14362736

>>14357060
Good to see this thread alive. I wonder what you will add. A friend of mine made rosewater from rose petals for instance. Let us know.

>> No.14362743

>>14359111
I just made breakfast sausage patties with crushed fennel seeds, it's great.

>> No.14363048
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14363048

Caesars are the only acceptable use for celery.

>> No.14363061

>>14351351
>he doesnt know about mirepoix

>> No.14363072

>>14351918
>being this young

>> No.14363116

>>14351382
m8 the hard textures is like 90% of the appeal. You might as well eat some veggies with actual nutrition if you want soft.

>> No.14363752

>>14351351
how much do you weigh anon, can you even see your dick???

>> No.14364080

>>14351351
It is tash. There is no point eating it.

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>>14351351
This is much much worse. Idk how anyone can like asparagus

>> No.14365363

>>14351639
>good for testosterone
really?

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>>14351351
>American food

>> No.14366328

>>14352269
Makes a better, tastier mash than potatoes.

>> No.14366331

>>14364785
Asparagus is glorious.
Unfortunately the 1-hour-later piss smells like an overflowing rain gutter.

>> No.14366343

>>14351351
This is a food and cooking board, not a 4 year old tantrum whiny baby board you whiny baby fag

>> No.14366504

>>14351351
make it a pickle or put some salt, chop and mix it into something for fresh/crisp texture
like mac'n cheese (normally just use pickles)