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14351130 No.14351130 [Reply] [Original]

when does a cake stop being a cake?

>> No.14351142

>>14351130
When you stop being able to eat the majority of it.

>> No.14351162

>>14351142
>"Cake" is only 5% cake and the other 95% is rice crispy treats, fondant (which feels and tastes so bad people actually take it off before eating the cake), and wooden planks to hold it all together
This is why I never liked watching those cake-making shows.

>> No.14351166

>>14351130
If less than 90% of it (both by volume and by mass) is edible/palatable (fondant excepted, fuck fondant) then it is no longer cake and is now an art piece using food as a medium.

>> No.14351181

>>14351130

when it gains sentience

>> No.14351240

When its make out of cookie batter.
Ita a giant cookie not a fucking cake retards. Stop stringing together multiple dessert names as if it means shit.
It ain't a cookie cake, its a big cookie
Its not an ice cream cake its ice cream.
Its not a cheesecake, its a lump of sugar.
Its not a carrot cake, its fucking garbage

>> No.14351261

When it's not a cake bread you half a fucking faggot

>> No.14351263

>>14351240
The core definition of "cake" is "big lump of something."

>> No.14351265

>>14351142
fpbp

>> No.14351411

>>14351130
That's jello

>> No.14351971

>>14351240
>cheesecake
>sugar
A type-I diabetic buddy of mine makes and eats cheesecakes and doesn’t even use fake sugar. Most of cheesecakes’ flavor comes from the giant gobs of fat, not sugar.

>> No.14352193

>>14351971
>type-I diabetic
there's a pretty lulz study that show'd a large percentage of people claiming to be type-1 diabetics were actually type-2
imagine giving yourself diabetes

>> No.14352194

>>14351411
It's clearly water

>> No.14352247

>>14351130
Gelatin should only be acceptible as a thin layer to hold fruits together and if something isn´t edible or just hard sugars then don´t put it on a cake.

So pretty much no marsipan or fruits not a cake.

>> No.14352252

>>14351130
When it's served for gay wedding

>> No.14352299

>>14351411
looks more blueish green to me

>> No.14352465
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14352465

>>14351130
when its over 50% gelatine and/or fondant.

I'd get it if the cake was just decorative, though thats also kind of a waste, but its ridiculous when they actually expect people to stomach a thick ass layer of gross chalky fondant around everything, and then you end up just having to peel it off and throw it in the trash.

>> No.14352609

>>14351162
I love fondant, it's the best part of the cake since those "fancy" looking cakes taste like cartridge

>> No.14352674

>>14351130
same effect couuld have been achieved wihh frosing

>> No.14353021

>>14351240
Is this autism?

>> No.14353022
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14353022

>>14351130

>> No.14353312

>>14352299
you arrite kid

>> No.14353321

>>14353022
motherfucker

>> No.14353395

>>14353022
Damn thats pretty cool

>> No.14353411

BACK IN THE GARAGE

>> No.14354143

>>14353022
>olives
yucky