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14350161 No.14350161[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Happy Fourth of July, Anonymous!
I'm not feeling particularly patriotic t-this year.
And it's a bit hard to cook outdoors w-when there's a pandemic going on.

Still, doesn't mean we c-can't have a delicious home cooked burger, right?
Let's cook together, Anonymous <4

>> No.14350163

FUCKING DIE ALREADY

>> No.14350166

A tranny with a wig??
Huh, you never see that...

>> No.14350168

>>14350163
Love n-never dies, friend <4

>>14350166
Sorry, that's my actual hair <4
Feel free to tell me why I'm a tranny though.

>> No.14350170

>>14350161
kys

>> No.14350171
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>>14350161
Borgur.

>> No.14350175

You have invalidated MILLIONS of GOOD, WHITE AMERICANS with your FUNNY COMMENT about enjoying A DELICIOUS BURGER. I have NEVER in ALL my years on this site SEEN SOMEONE SO PRESUMPTUOUS AND OF SUCH LOW MORAL FIBER. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

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>>14350170
No.

>>14350175
Alright.

>>14350171
Yep! Todays dish is a g-good old American burger!

>> No.14350184

QUIT STUTTERING YOU STUTTERING BITCH

>> No.14350187

>>14350184
N-no.

>> No.14350188

>>14350161
ok, guys, you can see those tits and hips clearly. No more arguments. Show's over. This is an obvious grade A female from birth.

>> No.14350196

>>14350161
>new york police departmen police
this is why that sign was giving me a seizure
it's redundant

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>>14350188
Glad to hear you agree.

Alright, s-so, we want the best burgers we can make!
Let's get some ground beef
An egg, beaten like it's a protestor
Some bread crumbs
Some cayenne pepper for spice
And a little bit of garlic, because I love garlic <4

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>>14350188
You know they will just continue to tell her to kill herself and that she's a tranny.

Because there are no women on the internet.

>> No.14350206

>>14350196
"Defund" doesn't mean remove ALL funding, illiterate panic monger.

>> No.14350209

oh, look, more fucking tranny cancer

>> No.14350215
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>>14350188
>female
>>14350205
>her
>herself
>she

>> No.14350217

>>14350205
>girl
>guy in real life

>> No.14350218

>>14350206
dude, what the fuck are you on about???

He's pointing out that NYPD stands for New York Police Department, yet the patrol unit has NYPD POLICE on it. So, since you're soft in the head hes pointing out the redundancy of New York City Police Department Police.

You fucking lemming.

>> No.14350219

Are you really a tranny? How did you get those boobs?

>> No.14350221

>>14350218
PIN Number. ATM Machine.

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>>14350219
I'm a b-biological female. Sorry to disappoint.

>>14350209
Please prove I'm a tranny.
I'm a b-biological female; no cock here.

First, we mince the garlic <4
Be sure t-to get it nice and diced; you don't want to bite into a big chunk of garlic!

>> No.14350226

>>14350201
show your penis

>> No.14350229

>>14350221
Nigger what?

>> No.14350230
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14350230

>be me
>only ever go on/pol/
>todays the day I try other boards
>this thread is literally the first thing I see
You guys are ok

>> No.14350233

>>14350229
Google RAS syndrome you fucking porch monkey.

>> No.14350236

MELLI SIEBZEHN IST EIN TYP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqDvLeG1pgU

>> No.14350243

plz post pen0r. we know you're packing.

>> No.14350244

>>14350226
I d-do not have one <4

>> No.14350250

>>14350230
>only ever go on/pol/
Thanks for keeping yourself quarantined like you're supposed to.

>> No.14350252

no penis. thread hidden.

>> No.14350254 [DELETED] 
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14350254

A girl.... AND a /ck/er? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>> No.14350258

>>14350244
show it anyway

>> No.14350260

Why is this same burger thread on /b/ and /ck/?

>> No.14350265

>>14350218
What if it was ridden by a NYPD secretary or janitor? You need to let people know it's a police.

>> No.14350267

>>14350244
;)

>> No.14350269

>>14350233
In this ITT thread, we post redundant acronyms.

>> No.14350271

>>14350254
he's not a girl, sorry

>> No.14350276

>>14350233
>RAS syndrome
Look, I get the redundancy but you could of at least prefaced it with "Like" or some shit. It just seemed like some sperg shit in reply to my post. My bad for not picking it up tho DESU.

>> No.14350277

>>14350222
i'm sincerely disappointed
i'm a big hot dog fan

>> No.14350278

>>14350269
laugh out lol out loud out loud. please rsvp.

>> No.14350296

I thought Tranny Man-Hands finally stopped posting here, it was a peaceful couple of months.

>> No.14350304

>>14350296
I'm still waiting to see her invisible penis. I know she's hiding it inside her vagina. I just know it.

>> No.14350309

>>14350304
yes that's exactly how post op transsexuals work

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>>14350271
S-sorry, I am <4

>>14350277
I have hot dogs too <4

>>14350296
I'm n-not a tranny, and my hands are smaller than the average womans.

Try again <4

>> No.14350318

>>14350304
head of penis tucked inside ass hole. testicles inside inguinal canal.

>> No.14350321

>>14350161
is this real

>> No.14350326

>>14350309
Actually, sometimes they can get a colon resection and have the removed piece fashioned into a pseudo-frontbutt.

>> No.14350332
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>>14350304
>hips
You're fucking blind

>> No.14350341

tits or gtfo

>> No.14350348
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>>14350341
No.

>>14350321
Yes

Alright, first w-we're going to combine the beef with an egg, to give it a nice density and help it clump together <4

This is the "Japanese" style of burger making, but I really like the extra texture and flavor it brings.

>> No.14350354

>>14350348
>Japanese
>On Freedom Day

Two wasn't enough

>> No.14350356

>>14350354
W-well, I'm Japanese American you know.

>> No.14350357

Love the new kitchen Alice! Also your long hair is
a cute!

>> No.14350359

>>14350356
i will shit on your grave bitch

>> No.14350362

>>14350357
Thanks a l-lot <4

>>14350359
I'll outlast you.

>> No.14350365

>>14350341
>penis or gtfo

ftfy

>> No.14350366

>>14350161
Just fucking off yourself already. The only time want your attention whore thread is if you swinging from a noose.

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>>14350366
I have n-no desire for attention.
Sorry this is hard for you to grasp <4


Alright, we're going t-to add some bread crumbs, to make them stick together even more and hopefully add a nice crunch to them <4

We also add some Worcestershire sauce, to get a bit more umami flavor <4

>> No.14350379

>>14350161
What do you do for work Alice? You always say that you put money into these.

>> No.14350385

Any negative comments are from seething white roasties who can't stand to see the effortless grace of a Japanese female.

>> No.14350386

el creaturo has returned

>> No.14350389

these threads are always great haha.

>> No.14350392

>>14350379
I w-work as a financial engineer.

>>14350386
Sorry, I'm a human being, same as you <4

>>14350385
I doubt that's true.

>>14350389
Glad you enjoy them <4

>> No.14350394

>>14350379
I always just assumed she was that one Alice camwhore, and that's where she got her funds

>> No.14350395

>>14350385
A New York Jewish Japanese 2D 3D female that posts on a Mongolian cooking board

>> No.14350396

>>14350386
Can you put a little effort in?

>> No.14350397

>>14350376
those are unquestionably the hands of a man if your'e going to show your dongle lets cut to it already

>> No.14350407

>>14350392
You never put these on your youtube channel. It would be nice to have a proper archive.

>> No.14350412

>>14350396
no, just report for avatarfagging and hide the thread. these are my only contributions. over and out

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>>14350395
I'm n-not jewish.

>>14350397
They aren't. As you can see here, my hands are WELL below the size a mans should be at.

I understand this is your fetish, but I'm sorry. I'm not a man.

>> No.14350424

>>14350161
>And it's a bit hard to cook outdoors w-when there's a pandemic going on.
How so?
Fresh air is far better for you than staying indoors breathing the same stale shit over and over.
It's a good thing COVID isn't nearly as dangerous as the Government says, because people are fucking retards who know nothing about avoiding or surviving it.
Saw a woman get out of her car wearing gloves, do all her shopping wearing the same gloves, get back in her car still wearing them, and eating a fucking candybar in there still wearing the same fucking gloves.
That dumb fuck was probably congratulating herself on using protection.

>> No.14350425

>>14350407
The videos go up on the channel when they get voiced and edited for Youtube. So it's not as fast as they get posted here but they do go up eventually.

>> No.14350430
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>>14350407
I d-do, actually <4

>>14350412
Sorry, I'm not avatarfagging.


Okay! N-now we mix in the Cayenne Pepper and Garlic that w-we previously mixed <4
This will go great with the umami from the meat and sauce!

>> No.14350431

>>14350392
>Glad you enjoy them <4
We're laughing at you not with you, you living anal prolapse. Don't @ me again.

>> No.14350433

>>14350422
Post nose measurement to prove non-Jew or go to local police for your identification tattoo Schlomo.

>> No.14350437

N

>> No.14350438

>>14350422
those are the hands of a construction worker or at least a janitor, that said i would love to play a pick up game with you i can tell you would have good ball handling skills on and off the court

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14350441

Can't we just have a nice 4th of July on /ck/ without disgusting trannies?

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>>14350431
As I s-said, glad you enjoy them <4

>>14350433
No.

>>14350438
Nope. These hands are m-much too small for that. I can't palm a basketball at all <4

>>14350441
I'm not a tranny, sorry retard <4

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14350444

>No Alice gf that feeds me 4th of July burgers ;_;

>> No.14350448

>>14350433
Go back to /pol/

>> No.14350452

>>14350376
Do Americans really put breadcrumbs and eggs in their burgers?

>> No.14350455 [DELETED] 
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14350455

>I'm not a tranny, sorry retard

S E E T H I N G M A D T R A N N Y

>> No.14350459

>>14350443
Alice, you should be spending today with family

>> No.14350464
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>>14350448
>NOOOO BE KIND TO THE KIKERINOS

>> No.14350465

>>14350452
No. Apparently it's something the Japanese do.

>> No.14350466

>>14350443
if you have a decent vertical we could demolish, shirts v skins i need you to back me up out there

>> No.14350471

>>14350464
Not funny, go back to /pol/ now. Be edgy there. Not on a fucking cooking board ffs

>> No.14350473

>>14350452
he's making japanese hamburg steak

>> No.14350474

>>14350443
Fucking Schlomo and his

>>14350448

fucking paid shills. Get out (((you))) aren't welcome here.

>> No.14350475

>>14350161
Not a fan of Worcestershire sauce. What's a good alternative?

>> No.14350476

>>14350464
go back to /pol/

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>>14350452
The Japanese do <4

>>14350459
I am <4

>>14350466
go away troll

>>14350474
>>14350473
I'm a woman, not a man

>>14350475
Soy sauce will work


Alright, n-now we form the patties with our mixed meat dough!
Work them in your hands, after washing them of course!
You w-want to make around 4 or 5 per pound for the perfect juicy burgers <4

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14350480

What do you call filthy tranny "Alice" on roller blades?

Rolaids. Because he has AIDS from fucking other literal faggots.

>> No.14350487

>>14350480
Prove she's a tranny

>> No.14350489

>>14350480
go back to /pol/
go back to /v/
go back to r*eddit

>> No.14350490

>>14350474
Lol not paid and not a shill, do you know words have meanings and we should use the right one for the job?

Go back to pol or take a nap. Your 14 year old is showing

>> No.14350491

>>14350348
I'm sure it's tasty, but this is basically a meatloaf sandwich.

>> No.14350495

>>14350459
the only thing she can give birth to floats and stinks up the room

>> No.14350505

The troon is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a shitposter, avatarfag, faggot, whore, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a tranny and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back in vehement denial: “I’ve been found out.”

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>>14350471
>>14350476
No bitch, I wouldn’t even be in your country if your hook nosed overlords didn’t bomb my homeland

If worthless parasitic kikes didn’t cast the first stone, I’d still be in sand land and you could enjoy your attention whore tranny thread.

But I’m here so suck my cock ZOG loving bitch.

>> No.14350510

>>14350506
go back to /pol/

>> No.14350511

Based derailers

>> No.14350517
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14350517

>>14350505
I'm not a tranny, sorry <4

>>14350506
G-go back to /pol/
Finally, w-we will cook the patties!
Be sure to cook them to an internal temperature of at least 160F; you should NOT cook hamburgers rare or medium rare.
They are not steaks.
Don't risk it.

>> No.14350520

>>14350161
everyone hates your shitty threads. go find a man or help your mother do the laundry.

>> No.14350522

>>14350520
"Stop liking what I don't like!"
I like her threads

>> No.14350526

based tranny sets time aside to cook for us and all you people can do is bitch about politics

shameful display

>> No.14350527

>>14350443
>long fingernails
>not even painted to cover up how gross they are
Gross tranny

>> No.14350529

>>14350517
How did you keep your burgers from falling apart? The egg does nothing

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>>14350526
>>14350527
Sorry, I'm n-not a tranny.

>>14350529
The egg and panko helps <4

>>14350530
Glad to hear it <4


Alright Anonymous, dinner is served <4
Cooked to 160F, very fresh and tasty!
Dig in!

>> No.14350536

>>14350517
>an internal temperature of at least 160F
Why are people so afraid of raw meat? A little pink hamburger ain't gonna hurt anyone.

>> No.14350538

>>14350188
That does not excuse the behaviour at all, though.

>> No.14350542

>>14350536
Higher risk with ground meat, especially since most people are buying it pre-ground.

>> No.14350543

>>14350531
>Caffeine free cola
Today we learned that Alice is Mormon

>> No.14350544

>>14350506
All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah something out of my control happened and now I'm mad about it!"

Go back to /pol/, you sad sorry excuse for a man.

>> No.14350547

your thumb has a badly clubbed nail which is a sign of poor health so I dont think I will follow any of your recipes

>> No.14350548

>>14350517
>overcooks/burns burgers
Femoid confirmed

>> No.14350553

>>14350161
>I'm not feeling particularly patriotic t-this year.
Why? Things have been going pretty well so far.

>> No.14350555

>>14350536
It actually c-can easily hurt people.

https://www.cdc.gov/ecoli/2019/o103-04-19/index.html#:~:text=Restaurants%2C%20retailers%2C%20and%20institutions%20should%20not%20sell%20or%20serve%20recalled,thoroughly%20to%20avoid%20foodborne%20illness.

>>14350538
What behavior? I'm literally posting cooking on the cooking board.

>>14350548
They are properly cooked.

>>14350550
I'm not using an avatar

>>14350551
Fuck off

>>14350553
....nope.

>> No.14350560

>>14350260
this dumb tranny posts them on both boards. it's fucking dumbass blog spam. their penis doesn't work and they can't cook for shit to boot.

>> No.14350563

>>14350517
Did you put that burger in a fucking dehydrator?

>> No.14350566 [DELETED] 

>>14350555
fuck off?

FUCK OFF?

YOU FUCK OFF

IM A MOTHER FUCKING PERSON IF COLOR

I WILL CURB STOMP YOUR FUCKING SKULL BITCH THIS IS A THREAT

HOW DARE YOU?

>> No.14350568

>>14350422
is your penis also well below the size a mans should be

>> No.14350572

One of the few /ck/ threads that's actually about cooking and you all hate it. Good job

>> No.14350574

>typed stutter
I really wish this autogynephilic attention whore would fuck off already lads.

>> No.14350580

>>14350568
Her penis is larger than 90% of mens', I've seen it

>>14350555
No red = overcooked

>> No.14350583

>>14350531
Is the hot dog a coded admission of your masculine anatomy?

>> No.14350588

do we know what <4 means yet

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>>14350568
I d-don't have one.

>>14350572
Right?

>>14350574
Sorry, I do not desire attention in any way.


Alright Anonymous, I t-think that's enough for today.
If you have need for food, money, or medical supplies, please contact me at loveoverwhelming@gmail.com and I'll try to help you out.
Stay safe, wear a mask, try to stay six feet from others, be sure to properly cook your meat.

I love you, Anonymous.
See you on Monday.

>> No.14350593

>>14350583
Nah, she didn't put ketchup on it. Mustard is a female trait

>> No.14350600

You will never pass.

>> No.14350603

>>14350590
How do I get a tummy like yours while eating burgers?

>> No.14350604

>>14350590
You son of a bitch, this better be the last time you leave without posting your penis. The next time I see you, you better be letting that magnum hang front and center.

>> No.14350605

>>14350557
You sound so mad lol, is this how you act on /pol/

>> No.14350619

>>14350603
I d-do crunches.

>>14350604
I don't have a penis.

>>14350600
I don't need to pass. I'm a woman.
When are you gonna pass as a decent human being?

>> No.14350621

>>14350590
>i don't have one
i have literally seen your penis and your face plus you have man hands so i dont know who you are trying to fool

>> No.14350625

>>14350572
Stop derailing asshole

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>>14350531
Alice honey, I think you need a new tablecloth

>> No.14350631

>>14350161
>I'm not feeling particularly patriotic t-this year.

No one asked you self loathing tranny piece of shit, hope a jogger clocks you in the skull

>> No.14350634

>>14350590
Such a feast!

>> No.14350635

>>14350572
lukr moar dumbass

>> No.14350639

>>14350605
Stay obsessed with me cracker ;)

>> No.14350642

>>14350621
You haven't, and I don't.
I've p-posted three pictures of my hands showing they are dramatically smaller than the average mens and even average womans.

Try again.

>>14350631
Sorry, n-not a tranny <4

>> No.14350643

I'm edging

>> No.14350644
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14350644

Thanks, Alice!

>> No.14350645

>>14350590
Signing you up for porn spam

>> No.14350648

>>14350645
It'll just go to the junk folder, dumbass

>> No.14350650

>>14350644
My pleasure.

>> No.14350672

you sound like a weeaboo avril lavigne on your youtube

>> No.14350678

Thank you jannies for keeping this thread up long enough for once! You actually did your job.

>> No.14350679

>>14350572
Reread the thread. This is about penises.

>> No.14350682

>>14350672
Is t-that a compliment?
I've been told I sound like Tara Strong

>> No.14350683

janni's are deleting any posts with the word tranni in it
you go based tranni janni's!

>> No.14350687

>>14350650
Yes, it is.
You love making these retarded threads and getting three hundred replies from idiots who don't understand they're being trolled.
You don't care that you're shitting up up what could otherwise be a decent board. You just want your attention.
And these dumb fucks keep giving it to you.

>> No.14350689

>>14350683
That's weird. I got away with it. I thought making penis jokes was a tradition for people who enjoy Alice threads?

>> No.14350694

>>14350687
Can you explain to me exactly how a cook along thread is shitting up /ck/? I'm honestly and continuously baffled at how fucked up these threads always are.

>> No.14350696

>>14350687
I d-don't want attention, sorry.

>> No.14350700

>>14350639
I'm good. You're not that interesting.

>> No.14350703

>>14350687
Why are Americans always so butthurt?

>> No.14350705

>open /ck/ hoping to find some interesting recipe
>see this
>a video tutorial on how to make a fucking stupid burger
You got to be kidding me.

>> No.14350710

>>14350705
It's r-really good, give it a shot <4

>> No.14350711

if she had a penis she'd be perfect

>> No.14350717

>>14350694
We both know what this is.

>> No.14350719

>>14350711
This. People think we're trying to be hurtful by asking for penis pictures, but really it's just wishful thinking.

>> No.14350720

>>14350717
No, I don't. I genuinely don't get it. Please explain to me why there are so many niggers chimping out every time these threads happen.

>> No.14350721

>>14350717
A perfectly good cooking thread?

>> No.14350725

>>14350696
Yeah, we can tell.

>> No.14350726

Is Alice on our 4chan cup team? I think she'd be a good fit

>> No.14350737

>>14350644
that rabbit is really angry

>> No.14350740

>>14350719
so why don't you just like, stop at some point and quit being an annoying fag

>> No.14350745

>>14350725
Glad to hear you agree <4

>>14350726
Hm? I don't know what that is.

>> No.14350766

>>14350726
The cup is a fucking hollow shell of what it used to be, full of discord cancer and personality wars. I don't know why people still follow that shit.
>>14350740
I'll fucking stop when I see some goddamn penis pics.

>> No.14350770

>>14350766
There are none to show you, dear.
How about you prove I have a penis first?

>> No.14350782

>>14350770
Oh, no, don't you try and turn this around. I can't prove anything without penis pictures. It's a self-sustaining penis paradox.

>> No.14350785

>>14350782
So you have no proof
So fuck off.

>> No.14350789

>>14350785
Lacking proof is why I need the penis pictures. What part are you not understanding here?

>> No.14350793

>>14350766
>The cup is a fucking hollow shell of what it used to be
I haven't checked it out in over 5 years. What a shame

>> No.14350798

>>14350789
Anon, what if there really is no penis. What will you do then?

>> No.14350799

>>14350789
The part where you think I have a penis.

>> No.14350809

>>14350178
bit of a steep claim, "juiciest"
maybe they're just juicy

>> No.14350812

>>14350798
>>14350799
At this point, there pretty much HAS to be a penis.

>> No.14350813

>>14350812
Prove it.

>> No.14350814

>>14350812
Please explain why.

>> No.14350819

/r9k/ here,
can you guys take your tranny back? We don't want him

>> No.14350821

>>14350813
>>14350814
Let's think about this logically, since there's basically two possible outcomes, one of which is impossible.
1. There is a penis, and thus there can be penis pics which prove there is a penis.
2. There isn't a penis, and thus there can't be penis pics, effectively rendering the proving of a penis to be impossible.
Therefore, there is a penis.

>> No.14350823

>>14350269
called tautology, if iirc

>> No.14350825

>>14350819
I'm not a tranny, try again

>> No.14350827

>>14350821
1. You're a cuck, and there exists a bull whose pictures you can post
2. You aren't a cuck, therefore there can be no pictures of your wife's bull, proving the evidence of cuckery to be impossible
Therefore, you are a cuck
Damn, nigger, you're right, it's the perfect logical chain.

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>>14350827
Now you get it.

>> No.14350839

>>14350163
Dilate

>> No.14350840

>>14350821
Your argument is not logically satisfied by 3
You need to prove that there is absolutely no way to validate that a picture can prove a lack of a penis
Try again

>> No.14350841

>>14350834
Ok, how about this one?
1. You've signed a legal binding document agreeing never to post in these threads again, and thus there can be pics proving the existence of this contract.
2. There is no contract, and thus there can't be pics of it, effectively rendering the proving of the agreement impossible.
Therefore, you'll never post your retarded penis obsession in cook along threads again.
I like this quite a lot

>> No.14350845

What's your channel Alice?

>> No.14350849

>>14350196
Pssh, New York City cops, they ain't too smart

>> No.14350852

>>14350841
You got one thing wrong, though... This isn't a cook-along thread. There's significantly more people asking about penises than cooking along.

>> No.14350855

>>14350845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWyjoMb04tM
She has a playlist for the cooking stuff

>> No.14350856

>>14350852
That was just the summary, the logic clauses stand. This is such a dumb fucking waste of time

>> No.14350858

>>14350845
Nah you wouldn't like it, just a bunch of he-shes playing Tetras
Hamburger steak walkthroughs, now that's more your speed. Only on 4channels /ck/. Tastes like home.

>> No.14350864

>>14350852
This is a cook along thread

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>>14350856
>This is such a dumb fucking waste of time

>> No.14350884

>>14350348
Egg and breadcrumbs?
You making burgers or meatloaf?
Not kawaii desu

>> No.14350886

>>14350884
Burgers

>> No.14350913

Someone call in british police Alice to restore order in the thread

>> No.14350942

>>14350163
Fpbp

>> No.14350951

I didn't realize Alice posted here too

>> No.14350967

>>14350951
I post on many boards during the pandemic, as many Anons are in need.

>> No.14351016

>>14350161
Hey Celty, I just want to let you know that I always like your threads, though I don't always post in them. I'm sorry people are so mean. :( I will follow your recipe exactly!

>> No.14351020

>>14351016
I'm glad you enjoy them, friend.

>> No.14351044

>>14350161
Guys Alice is a GITD nigger, don't get close. she will Groom you, manipulate you into doing illegal things

>> No.14351046

>>14351044
Citation needed.

>> No.14351054

>>14351046
>hey guys contact me for free shit <5

>> No.14351057

>>14350161
le epic green screen webm faggot

also, all countries matter.

>> No.14351059

>>14351046
I can't of course, your victims aren't able to reveal your methods they're in prison already. Parallel construction and all that.

>> No.14351064

>>14351054
Which is not evidence for what you said at all.

>>14351059
So you have no evidence and are just a shitposter.
Got it.

>> No.14351075

>>14351044
>she will Groom you
Sounds pretty good to me

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14351086

>>14351075
*goes to prison*

B-but I thought she was my based jap-juche alt-right gf!!!

>> No.14351096

>>14351064
you know what grooming is, right?

>> No.14351168

>>14351086
It should happen to me.

>> No.14351171

>>14351168
but it won't alice only takes in cute boys

>> No.14351187

>>14350348
You better fucking grill these borgurs or I swear to God I will shove the American flag up your ass and pull it out your mouth

>> No.14351189

Good OC at least someone is trying

>> No.14351198

>>14350517
THAT'S IT I'M GETTING THE FLAG YOU JAP BITCH

>> No.14351244

>>14350161
alice is cute af in this one, wish she would show off legs and feet

>> No.14351266

>>14351244
L-let me just say, my s-socks are HUGE! <4

>> No.14351269

>>14350163
Why don't you? She posts OC and everyone on /ck/ gets assmad because she actually does cook-a-longs while everyone else here eats nothing but fast food.

>> No.14351274

>>14351269
Because there is reddit for tranny attentionwhoring

>> No.14351292

>>14351274
That means you know what goes on there so way to out yourself. Kys

>> No.14351294

>>14351274
Cope

>> No.14351301

>>14351292
Yeah, I am aware what goes on there, as with lots of other spaces on the world wide web...what exactly does that out me as?

>> No.14351307

>>14351294
How about I just seethe, dilate, and get inseminated instead?

>> No.14351311

>>14351294
At least on reddit they don't waste bandwidth saying such completely inane and anodyne bullshit like "Cope"

>> No.14351321

>>14351311
I upboat this completely inane and anodyne, waste of bandwidth bullshit

>> No.14351324

>>14350161
Go to /soc/ if you want to whore yourself.

>> No.14351326

>>14351307
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.14351328

>>14351321
>NO U
Absolute mongoloid

>> No.14351334

>>14351326
It's called HRT you piece of shit bigot

>> No.14351336

>>14350161
What's your youtube?

>> No.14351337

>>14351328
Seethe

>> No.14351338

>>14350332
at the end of the day we all skeletons, dummy

>> No.14351341

>>14351337
You're too late I'm already seething and dilating, but you can stick around for the insemination

>> No.14351345

>>14351341
???

>> No.14351348

>>14351345
Sounds like you need a good dilation session yourself

>> No.14351356

>>14351345
you just hit the goddamn jackpot lol and all you can say is '???'
fuck this gay (and trans) Earth

>> No.14351360

>>14351348
>>14351356
Huh

>> No.14351368

>>14351356
this fucking kid i swear it's like why bother when they can't even type a word lol

>> No.14351381

>>14351368
see
>>14351348

>> No.14351385

>>14351368
Stay mad, little boy.

>> No.14351391

>>14351385
you a fucking retard...only one crying is you because you can't think of shit to say anonymously on the internet you sad dumb little bitch lol

>> No.14351397

ok now this thread is getting good

>> No.14351399

>>14351391
Cry harder, faggot.

>> No.14351403

>>14351397
I'm gay btw, if that matters

>> No.14351404

>>14351399
wow you so triggered and still can't think of shit to say lol what a dumb faggot

>> No.14351407

>>14351404
>triggered dumb faggot

>> No.14351412

>>14351399
I'm not crying and i'm not a faggot but good thing i didn't have to dilate much for getting insemination from a little white baby penis

>> No.14351416

>>14351412
this sentence is peak ESL

>> No.14351417

>>14351407
yawn

>> No.14351419

>>14351403
Fuck off, loser. I bet you aren't even married.

>> No.14351421

>>14351416
english is my fourth language you incest mongoloid

>> No.14351423

This thread is going to hit bump limit soon and it's half filled with anons who are confused about their sexuality. Let's talk about the burger instead.

>> No.14351428

>>14351419
>>14351421
>>14351412
>getting this seethe

>> No.14351431

>>14351428
Crying so much you little bitch lol

>> No.14351434

>>14351417
see >>14351391 you sad dumb little bitch lol

>> No.14351436

>>14351423
Burgers?

>> No.14351438

>>14351423
>hit bump limit soon
thats the point

>> No.14351441

>>14351423
Why condescend yourself and pretend the OP'S horrendous slop is any less shit posting than the rest?

>> No.14351445

>>14351431
>Crying so much you little bitch lol

>> No.14351448

>>14351441
>t. shit posting redditor

>> No.14351472

>>14351448
It's below even your dignity to treat this as a sincere culinary display.
It's a freak show, they all are.

>> No.14351497

>>14351438
So schizo hit the brakes and stopped shit posting right after I said this.
Lol.
What an easily manipulated, dumbass faggot. It is hilariously pathetic.

Keep crying, little kid. I won.

>> No.14351567

>>14350464
Do you realize how embarrassing this stuff is outside of /pol/? I don't like Zionist influence either but come on.

>> No.14351584

Where the fuck is your dick?

>> No.14351596

>>14350161
I used to see you on /soc/ back when I was real depressive about a bad breakup and going through a whole "trying to fill the hole with discord egirls" phase. In a new relationship, big chillin' on freedom day.

You seem like a genuinely supportive and interesting individual my dude. Just wanted to say that. Keep sending recipes and doing teatimes!

>> No.14351597

>>14350389
>someone brings actual cooking content to /ck/
>has to spend 75% of their time convincing the board they aren't MTF
This is the content BA wishes they could provide

>> No.14351707

>>14351269
You can post a cookalong without the tranny larping

>> No.14351769

>>14351301
A filthy redditor. You don't belong here if you also know what goes on there.

>>14351707
True, but it seems as though you're making a bigger deal of it than it has to be. It shouldn't matter because she's just trying to have a cook-a-long.

>> No.14352069

I am vomit

>> No.14352072

>>14351769
So by your criteria you're a filthy faggot redditor too

>> No.14352134

Gentle reminder that this is a ban evading attention whore.

https://4bans.tk:1776/bannum/479013
https://4bans.tk:1776/bannum/468147
https://4bans.tk:1776/bannum/460690
https://4bans.tk:1776/bannum/459609