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Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:41:21 2020 No.14347858 [Reply] [Original]

Marco Pierre White Jr is visiting
What do you cook for him?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:43:29 2020 No.14347868 I get some Vodka and we do Knorr Stock Shots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 11:47:56 2020 No.14347885 >>14347858 I would boil some rich beef stock pots, season it with Knorr aromat (instead of salt) and just enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:27:52 2020 No.14348018 How do you even let this happen to your only son?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:27:54 2020 No.14348020 >>14347858 Ask him to invite his dad over and then show him the door. He’s filth, especially considering his father’s legacy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:43:08 2020 No.14348105 >>14348018 Its cos hes a spoilt only child

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:45:47 2020 No.14348114 >>14348105 But what father would want their son to look like that spoiled or not? Does that kid even have any marketable skills or is he just going to cruise of inheritance for life?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:46:42 2020 No.14348121 >>14348105 Uh, no. It's more like he let the nanny raise his only child.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:46:48 2020 No.14348122 >>14348114 I doubt Marco Sr wanted his son to look like he does now.

Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:48:39 2020 No.14348129
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>>14347858
I have no idea who that is, but the only person with a face tattoo getting into my house would be a burglar and the only thing he's getting served is some swift justice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 12:49:08 2020 No.14348132 File: 37 KB, 467x615, bd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14347858 I'd ask him for a quick rundown of what his favourite things were and then make none of them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:39:36 2020 No.14349462 >>14347858 He'll be the one cooking... up some crack rocks, amirite!?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 17:42:50 2020 No.14349475 If someone who looks like that showed up in my house, he'd be shot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:44:15 2020 No.14350419 >>14347858 >MPWs son >posts pic of hood rat tekashi 69 Is this some new meme?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 4 20:54:19 2020 No.14350485 >>14347858 >White

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:42:52 2020 No.14351343 >>14347858 Heroin, cooked on a spoon.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 00:59:41 2020 No.14351408
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You're visiting an elderly relative when Marco Pierre White SR enters and demands you make "the best food you've ever made in your life"
You only have what's on your elderly relative's shelves
What do you make?

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 02:23:20 2020 No.14351630

>>14350419
Sorry to break it to you but thats his actual son.

Imagine naming your son after yourself.
>"Ah yes I shall teach my boy the ways of the kitchen. He will follow in my footsteps. Maybe we'll be like Albert Roux and his son. We'll run restaurants together. He will be a huge success."

And Junior's lying on his bedroom floor in a pool of vomit asking his Dad to go get him some Haribo and a Rustlers burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:40:48 2020 No.14351814 Molly and percocet infused hash brownie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:43:45 2020 No.14351822 >>14347858 Here's $20 kiddo, go get yourself a burrito. She stays here, though, I need to talk to her. Take your time.

Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:48:27 2020 No.14351833
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>>14347858
>Ramen noodles
>Cook and drain
>Add slice of shitty cheese, drained can of mixed veggies, maybe some tuna
>Microwave again
>Season with whatever you want
>shitscash.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:50:39 2020 No.14351839 >33 It that what freemasons look like nowadays?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 03:55:15 2020 No.14351850 >>14351408 Shakshuka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 04:07:28 2020 No.14351868 >>14351630 is albert roux the guy who invented the roux? i am being 100% serious

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 06:23:36 2020 No.14352114 Dinotendies are the only answer here

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:12:31 2020 No.14352431 >>14347858 Rat poison?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:13:59 2020 No.14352437 >>14347858 >tfw you inject knorr stock pots

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:20:25 2020 No.14352449 >>14347858 a beating

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:28:21 2020 No.14352470 >>14352449 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:29:33 2020 No.14352475 >>14348018 he has 2 sons and one roastie: https://www.instagram.com/mirabellepierrewhite/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 09:46:40 2020 No.14352529 >>14347858 A great big bowl of dicks, because that’s what he looks like he eats on the reg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:39:38 2020 No.14352670 >>14351408 Roast gran

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 10:41:23 2020 No.14352676 >>14347858 nothing, tell him to gtfo of my houes. his dad's a washed up out of touch hack

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 11:17:00 2020 No.14352811 >>14352676 get a load of this guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 13:09:47 2020 No.14353173 >>14352475 He named her after one of his restaurants. I was working there when she was born

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 5 16:54:04 2020 No.14354116 >>14351868 No

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