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Macaroni and cheese sure is yummers for my tummers

>> No.14344809

Eat it fast or eat it slow, mac and cheese is the way to go.

>> No.14344846

>>14344797
Plastic yank cheese and shitty noodles my favourite

>> No.14344862

give me cheese, give me shells
just one bite rings the bells

>> No.14344903

Cheap shit pasta, American cheese,
Give me something decent, please.

>> No.14344916

hot sauce on, if you are in doubt
a spicy vinegar, cant do without

>> No.14344919
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14344919

This why people from lesser countries came here as illegal aliens, they want to see what the future looks like.

>> No.14344929

American cheese, that gloopy crap,
Give the chef a fucking slap.

>> No.14344938

pair with chops, or eat by itself
add collared greens the taste is supreme

>> No.14344939

>>14344938
THAT DOESN'T RHYME YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

>> No.14344941

Mac and cheese is really gross,
Gimme eggs and buttered toast.

>> No.14344944

Chemical cheese and shitty mac
Land of the free and home of the fat

>> No.14344950

bake in the oven, or serve it straight
it doesn't matter, it's always great

>> No.14344952

>>14344938
What leafy plants have collars?

>> No.14344957

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

>> No.14344960

>>14344919
Wont the tap get clogged up?

>> No.14344962

>>14344957
with a bowl of mac by side, and the dragons breath warming my ride

>> No.14344964

>>14344944
Living rent free for over a century
Love to sit back and watch europoors reeeee

>> No.14344970

Nasty food invented by Wops
Adopted by yanks, to fill their chops.

>> No.14344984

I sail the skys, and continue north
with each warming bite, I am reminded of its worth

>> No.14345000
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>>14344938
I miss chop

>> No.14345004

Diced jalapeno, crushed Ritz on top
I'll eat so much my tummy pops!

>> No.14345017

>>14345004
a constant blitz with my spoon
disappointed now, it's gone too soon

>> No.14345024

>>14345004
Your tummy pops, your guts fall out,
You sound like a pig, adorning a snout.

>> No.14345031

For cheesy noodles i do yearn
Only to end in terrible heartburn

>> No.14345038

>>14345031
They're not noodles. Noodles look like spaghetti. Learn some cuisine.

>> No.14345047

>>14345038
Nobody cares Antonio

>> No.14345054

>>14345047
Name is Hung Lo.

>> No.14345056

>>14345047
Try making lasagne with spaghetti.

>> No.14345082

>>14344960
https://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/2020/07/stouffers-creates-mac-on-tap-dispenser.html

>> No.14345086

>>14345056
>Try mixing sauce cheese with spaghetti
Wow that sounds awful

>> No.14345090

>>14344919
Daily reminder that the Chili and Cheese dispenser at gas stations is technically free, you actually just have to pay for the hotdog/nachos.

At least in the non-autistic states, I've had one friend tell me they charge for it but when I ask them how they do it when you buy the hotdog first they don't have an answer lol

>> No.14345127
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14345127

mac n cheese burger is the best; i dare you say less?!

>> No.14345139

>>14345086
Never cooked a proper meal in your life, have you?

>> No.14345156

>>14345139
You're inferring a lot out of half a sentence

>> No.14345157

>>14345127
Mac and cheese on a burger? Please.
Next you'll be saying and add some peas.

>> No.14345167

>>14345156
Just telling the truth. kid.

>> No.14345179

Mac and cheese for those who can't cook,
Watch who eats it, just take a look.

>> No.14345186

Mac and cheese is poor peoples food,
Have some fucking self-respect dude.

>> No.14345199

Pasta and cheese product fed to kids,
And basement dwellers that act like flids.

>> No.14345202

>>14344903
Top kek

>> No.14345207

Pasta and cheese, the American fondue,
They're thick as shit, but you knew that too.

>> No.14345217

>>14344797
is it true europeans and especially italians shun this american delicacy?

>> No.14345228 [DELETED] 

>>14345217
American delicacy? You're have a laugh,
An Italian dish that makes you barf.

>> No.14345234

>>14345228
Bongs invented it

>> No.14345241

>>14345217
American delicacy? You're having a laugh,
An Italian dish that makes you barf.

>> No.14345263

Kraft's, Annie's, Stouffer's, Amy's.
All these pasta's, all for me.

>> No.14345271

>>14345263
All these brands are really shit,
Learn to cook, and be a hit.

>> No.14345288

Cope and seethe, yuros mad,
in two generations your descendents say "muhammad's my dad"

>> No.14345289

Mac and cheese is really grim,
Eaten by retards or if you're dim.

>> No.14345306

>>14345288
Plastic cheese is disgusting to cook
In America you can kiss a black man's foot

>> No.14345309

>>14345306
it's true, you're right, this eagle's done,
but we're both on this sinking ship hon

>> No.14345311

i'm trans btw, if that matters

>> No.14345313

>>14345288
Taking the piss, is that your best?
In 2 generations, you'll be called Sanchez.

>> No.14345319

>>14345311
Trans can't cook, what you doing here?
Go to /b/ there's threads for queers.

>> No.14345375

If a restaurant serves mac and cheese,
Ask for chef's qualifications, please.

>> No.14345393

If mac and cheese is something so grand,
Why do the eaters have their cock in their hand?

>> No.14345419 [DELETED] 

When I first had mac and cheese,
My stomach thought it was on the trapeze,
Next day on the loo, the past came through,
The cheese stayed right up there as if it was glue.

>> No.14345427

When I first had mac and cheese,
My stomach thought it was on the trapeze,
Next day on the loo, the pasta came through,
The cheese stayed right up there as if it was glue.

>> No.14345448

American cheese product and macaroni,
Eaten by kids, and those that are lonely.

>> No.14345497

Mac and cheese. Well, one out of two ain't bad.

>> No.14345507

>>14344797
Not all mac and cheese is the same.
Stouffer's = shit
Velveeta = god tier

>> No.14345557

>>14345507
Processed cheese product.
see
>>14345497

>> No.14345561

>>14344960
not if its always heated

>> No.14345581

Macaroni and cheese sure is shit for my clit

>> No.14345586
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>>14345557
Thinks he can do better than Veveeta shells and cheese

>> No.14345595

>>14345561
Please tell me you're joking.

>> No.14345605

>>14345586
You're still missing "cheese". What don't you understand? Velveeta is NOT cheese.

>> No.14345702

>>14345605
it is literally cheese retard

>> No.14345724

>>14345702
it was, now it's just oil and milk powder

>> No.14345729

I like to put macaroni and cheese in a blender and then drink it like a slurpee

>> No.14345734

>>14345586
Nice job photoshopping Biden over Trump photos.

>> No.14345746

>>14345702
You might want to look that up. It is not legally allowed to be called cheese. Tell your mom next time she goes shopping.

>> No.14345753

>>14345734
Lame comeback. He's not called creepy Joe for nothing.

>> No.14345762

>>14345702
Cheetos taste of cheese. They're not cheese though. Have you made cheese on toast with cheetos?

>> No.14345763

>>14345753
At least he didn't have a gangrape with Epstein and Ivanka.

>> No.14345776

>>14345763
Clinton had some fun. Quite a few times.

>> No.14345783

>>14345763
Gang rape? 2 males and a female. Isn't that 3 in a bed? Still didn't happen.

>> No.14345795
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>>14345763
Raping Ivanka? That would be amazing

>> No.14345808

>>14345763
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11703603/netflix-filthy-rich-jeffrey-epstein-bill-clinton-island/

>> No.14345830

>>14345795
>Trump's sloppy seconds, Kushner's sloppy thirds

>> No.14345835

>>14345830
Where do I sign up?

>> No.14345836

>>14344960
Not if someone gives the spout a lil lickdown every once in a while

>> No.14345858

piccy pic of shaped wheat and cheese, all it takes to make eurocu/ck/s seethe

>> No.14345866
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14345866

I love my my boxed mac and cheese. The real thing tastes better but you cannot beat the convenience of the boxed mac and cheese.

>> No.14345875

>>14344919
My body is ready. I keep checking amazon every day just in case they start stocking Mac On Tap dispensers and the propriety Mac On Tap cartridges.

>> No.14345896

>>14345858
kek

>> No.14347336

>>14345127
Every time I have a mac and cheese burger, I leave thinking "wow I would've enjoyed both of these things way more seperately"

>> No.14348203

>>14345319
Kek

>> No.14348650

>>14345866
it's pretty darn good!

>> No.14348675

>>14345866
>make some
>throw in some smoky paprika or some chipotle chili powder
>maybe some canned chicken, or even some cut up jalapeno cheddar sausage
done
ez
walla
so good

>> No.14349390

>>14344797
Holy FUCK sticks that looks good

>> No.14349396

>>14344919
Holy FUCK is that real?

>> No.14349405

>>14345753
Yeah, it turns out you have to be a creep to have any chance at presidency. Obama bucked the trend, but we quickly returned to status quo.

>> No.14349469

>>14344797
Amy's mac and cheese is my jam,
with some fresh cracked pepper ayy lmao senpai

>> No.14349499

Hey guys I'm really likin' this thread.

>> No.14349508

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Macaroni and cheese
Is worth the runny poos

>> No.14349516

>>14349396
No.

>> No.14349637

I miss mac and cheese anons. Ever since I got colitis I haven't been able to have large quantities of cheese for almost a year now. I'm telling you. If you eat it a lot, enjoy it as much as you can

>> No.14349648

>>14349637
Honestly look up vegan "cheese" using cashews and nutritional yeast, it's not quite the same but if made well it can honestly be fairly similar

>> No.14349749

>>14349648
Been eating it for a while now...it's just not the same

>> No.14349760
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>> No.14350370

Cheese and mac
Anal sex

>> No.14352425

>>14344797
>>14344919
Looks like industrial waste.

>> No.14352597

>>14344919
That has somewhat of a resemblance to the Chernobyl elephant foot...

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14352660

Add some kielbasa and bacon for a crunch,
really makes for a tasty lunch!

>> No.14352984

>>14349508
>getting runny poos from NOODLES AND CHEESE POWDER
?????????????

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14353019

Its basically mac and cheese expect with white cheddar and tortellini

>> No.14353941

>>14344797
Put some Worcestershire sauce on it. STUPID good.

>> No.14353944

>>14353941
Bleeh