/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14342147]

I've bought a trout. Good looking fella! Now, I want to do something different and therefore need your help. I want to grill it. Low and slow.
All I've got is a Webber kettle grill. What temps and techniques should I use? And NO, I have no wood to smoke it. Happy to learn!

[Anonymous No.14342152]

>>14342147
>I've bought a trout. Good looking fella! Now, I want to do something different and therefore need your help. I want to grill it. Low and slow. All I've got is a Webber kettle grill. What temps and techniques should I use? And NO, I have no wood to smoke it. Happy to learn!

[Anonymous No.14342167]

>>14342152
God, I hope you fucking die. I'm seriously trying to learn something from people and all you've got is a fucking low-life wojak. kys

[Anonymous No.14342183]

>>14342147
No wood?
No wood at all?
It literally grows on trees.

Anyway, if you have a few disposable wooden/bamboo chopsticks... set one on fire, smell the smoke. If it seems pleasant enough to you, and NOT PINE, it will probably work for adding a smokiness.

Cornhusk, cornstalk, corncob, straw, dried leaves, twigs, walnut shells, grass clippings... have literally seen them all used to add smoke flavor. Just stay away from softwoods (evergreens), as they tend to have pungent oils which make it taste really weird.

[Anonymous No.14342193]

>>14342183
Wow, I've got bamboo in my garden. In fact, the south side of my property is full of large bamboo. Never thought you could smoke with it. Can I use it as is, or should I dry it out or something?

[Anonymous No.14342194]

>>14342147
reddit
>>14342152
based
>>14342167
cringe
>>14342183
bluepilled

[Anonymous No.14342205]

But let us assume like I can feign helpfulness...
Descale as needed; further assuming the guts are already removed.
Season the cavity with coarse salt, neatly stuff with orange slices and some shaved ginger, tie closed with twine.
Set up for indirect heat on the grill.
Oil the cold side of the grill (olive, whatever).
Lay the fish on, wait 5-6 minutes. When the fish is ready to flip, it will readily release from the grate.
Repeat.

[Anonymous No.14342211]

What a beautiful trout OP. It's been a long time I haven't had one. Fly fishing trouts is a really satisfying feeling, I always release them.

[Anonymous No.14342215]

>>14342193
It's easier to set on fire if it's dried out a bit.
Chop some down; guessing 1-2 weeks should be enough drying to start experimenting.
Shouldn't take much to add a little smokiness.
This is part of the flavor imparted when people skewer things on bamboo and then the skewer chars on the grill.

[Anonymous No.14342216]

>>14342211
>What a beautiful trout OP. It's been a long time I haven't had one. Fly fishing trouts is a really satisfying feeling, I always release them.

[Anonymous No.14342224]

Should also add... being a grass, bamboo should be adding wisps of mild smoke flavor, not that smack you in the mouth barbecue that mesquite or hickory would.

[Anonymous No.14342230]

>>14342147
just put it in the oven you dumb fagged. then delete this thread and make 5 mcchicken threads as punishment for being a stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.14342232]

>>14342152
based

[Anonymous No.14342258]

>>14342230
Gut it, clean it, stuff it with herbs and lemon, place it upon a bed of vegetable, wrap it up in tinfoil add a dash of white wine to the bottom, onto the grill or oven

[Anonymous No.14342270]

>>14342232
More like based mods that deleted your faggot-ass wojak poster response.

[Anonymous No.14342275]

>>14342147
He is a good looking fella. showing all the good signs he a fresh boy. hes got a lovely colour. hope he eats as good as he looks.

[Anonymous No.14342276]

>>14342270
Go have a Dunkaccino with your stepdad, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14342413]

>>14342147
You should of got a real job and saved up for some man food. Fish is for women, homosexuals, and pozzed up bug chaser coastiecuck marxists. If you don't like AMERICA you can move to venezuela with the bartender, how do you like the fish now? Play stupid games win stupid prizes, that's what my dad always said. Personal responsibility, they don't teach it anymore because having faith in GOD is now a hate crime.

[Anonymous No.14342652]

>>14342147
What a beautiful shiny creature, she is from the sea or river?

[Anonymous No.14342655]

>>14342652
By the looks of it it's from the supermarket and way beyond its prime in regards to freshness.

[Anonymous No.14342673]

>>14342655
It seems really fresh to me

[Anonymous No.14342678]

>>14342413

[Anonymous No.14342687]

>>14342678
I would eat that whole little meaty dog, roasted on the barbecue with corn cobs and a fresh coleslaw, Jesus. Looks so tasty.

[Anonymous No.14342688]

>>14342673
The skin and the eyes are a give away.

[Anonymous No.14343440]

>>14342147
>not catching your own fish

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.14343452]

>>14342193
Use any tree that doesn't have much tar in it. Preferably cherry or any other fruit tree

[Anonymous No.14343456]

>>14342413
Do you eat with your gun? Please feel free to pull the trigger while trying to place a barrel in your mouth

[Anonymous No.14343476]

>>14342413
>not enjoying the bounty of the water

[Anonymous No.14344976]

>>14342413

That's some faggy shit there, hope you just pulled that off a google search.

[Anonymous No.14345005]

>>14342413
you gay, son?