ITT we thank the Brits for inventing based foods

[Anonymous No.14341405]

[Anonymous No.14341411]

greggsit means greggsit

[Anonymous No.14341414]

>>14341405
The French Fry sandwich? Which literally no one outside of bongland eats?

[Anonymous No.14341429]

>>14341405
such as....?

[Anonymous No.14341435]

>>14341429
the potato chip, for example.

[Anonymous No.14341437]

>>14341414
SPAKE DEE QUEEN SEENGLISH YA FOOKIN WANKO BABLANKO

[Anonymous No.14341440]

>>14341405
>>14341435

shit bait

[Anonymous No.14341508]

[Anonymous No.14341552]

>>14341508
If they invented potato chips, why did they change the name?

[Anonymous No.14341780]

>>14341414
Sounds like something they it in France, not the UK

[Anonymous No.14341800]

>>14341429
Sandwiches
Black pudding
Haggis
Fried Chicken
Beef Wellington
Sausage rolls
Cornish pasties
Yorkshire pies
Sticky toffee pudding
Rice pudding
Victoria Sponge
Decent curries
Shepherd pie
Fish and chips
Essential ingredients like worcestershire sauce, hp brown sauce, branston pickle

[Anonymous No.14342185]

>>14341800
>sandwiches
>black pudding
>fried chicken

Stopped reading there or I'd have an aneurysm.

Is the level of delusion this high in bongland? Because this is South Korea-tier.
If I push you a little you'd admit to have invented the tree.

[Anonymous No.14342203]

>>14342185
Do you think the Earl of Sandwich is from Mississippi or something?

[Anonymous No.14342207]

>>14342203
Do you know the same thing has been made almost everywhere since ancient Egypt (but with better bread) all around the mediterranean coast right?

Putting your name on it doesn't make it your invention. Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.14342209]

>>14342207
>WE WUZ SANWICHES N SHEEIT
cope

[Anonymous No.14342222]

>>14342209
>Writes a WE WUZ list like he invented the sun.
>Responds with WE WUZ when being told

I suppose german bread, black pudding or sausages never existed either.

Traditional british behaviour. As a german I have to say I'm not surprised in the slightest anyone in Europe likes having your spawn visiting their country.

[Anonymous No.14342296]

>>14341405
based on what?

[Anonymous No.14342315]

>>14342222
I'll give you black pudding (it's not like blood puddings don't exist literally all over Europe) and I'll even throw in fish & chips (not a British invention). But he's right: they're called Sandwiches, after the Earl of Sandwich. Other sandwich-type things exist, but even in German you call it a Sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14342340]

>>14342315
Butterbrot, Stulle, Schnitte, Pausenbrot.

We only use sandwich for it when we use the plain white bread of the an*lo.

[Anonymous No.14342346]

>>14342315
as far as i know every language has a word for it ( in italian it's panino) if the people of that country eat bread as a stample food
american influence may pay a role in this kinda of stuff because for example we in italy used to call hamburger meat "svizzera" and know everybody use the term hamburger

[Anonymous No.14342374]

I went on a chip tasting cause i was bored during the quarantine and had all kinds of flavours.
First of all, Pringles are way too fucking dry and flavourless. Like wtf i would't even categories them as potato chips..
Secondl, the wasabi extreme flavor is underated

[Anonymous No.14342382]

>>14342346
honestly looks like something premade and wrapped that you'd get at a gas station

[Anonymous No.14342389]

>>14341552
Probably comes from this which was a similar kind of snack food before potatoes were common.

[Anonymous No.14342421]

>>14342340
>We only use sandwich for it when we use the plain white bread of the an*lo.

Right: that's a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14343624]

>>14342185
>However, it was the Scottish who were the first Europeans to deep fry their chicken in fat (though without seasoning)
>>14342207
>>14342222
>As a german I have to say I'm not surprised in the slightest anyone in Europe likes having your spawn visiting their country.
I agree it's obvious people in Europe like having us visit. It's autistic Germans whom everyone despises. Lern2english
>>14342340
Are you the G*rman who was boasting about having a bit of cheese and meat for breakfast as if it were some fantastic and unique creation the other day?
>>14342346
That's a roll and it looks shit.

[Anonymous No.14343839]

>>14341800
Those names are fuckin sad...

[Anonymous No.14344427]

>>14343839
Your lack of history and culture is tragic.

[Anonymous No.14344448]

>>14341405
nah m8 you gotta thank the irish first for inventing potatoes

[Anonymous No.14344465]

>>14341405
yeah i really love eating shit like jellied eel and boiled toast, yum yum

[Anonymous No.14344513]

>>14341414
chip sarnies are delicious
only those that haven't tried one disagree

[Anonymous No.14344550]

>>14342389
probably not desu
Ive never heard of that food before and it seems like they're pretty archaic
chips and crisps are pretty similar foods so its not hard to see how the names could get mixed up over time, especially since the term "french fries" wasn't common in England

[Anonymous No.14344560]

>>14341405
thanks for the diarrhea bongs

[Anonymous No.14344571]

>>14343839
Like Twinkies and Ding Dongs make you really want to put them in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.14344576]

>>14341405
Thank you

[Anonymous No.14344584]

>>14341508
>Chippy crispy head
Not the name..only argument I need for Disclaiming childish English food

[Anonymous No.14344807]

>>14341405
I hear they're great with fission.

[Anonymous No.14344814]

>>14341800
Banoffee pie.

[Anonymous No.14344824]

>>14344560
Wello, wello, wello, ain'tchu a right cunt?

[Anonymous No.14344827]

Do brits really start the day with a 5000 calorie breakfast? Also why do they eat charcoal disks?

[Anonymous No.14344838]

>>14341800
wikipedia says the jews invented the sandwich in ancient times
The ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder is said to have wrapped meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs in a soft matzah—flat, unleavened bread—during Passover in the manner of a modern wrap made with flatbread.[10]

[Anonymous No.14344845]

>>14344827
charcoal has antacid properties to help with the tummy troubles when you eat a 2 pounds of meat and beans in sweet tomato sauce

[Anonymous No.14344855]

>>14344827
Fucking lush
Love me brekkie

[Anonymous No.14344857]

>>14344827
>charcoal disks
Mate, those are asphalt bisquits, a tradition held over from rationing during WWII.

[Anonymous No.14344915]

>>14344550
absolutely moronic
>>14344571
kek
>>14344838
and you're going to fall for their tricks? They've already tricked you into thinking a kebab/wrap is a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.14344959]

>>14341429
Marmite!

[Anonymous No.14345079]

>>14344915
>absolutely moronic
how

[Anonymous No.14345094]

>>14344814
phwoar deeeeeelicious that lad

[Anonymous No.14345629]

>>14345079
Because you're argument against the proposed etymology was "I've never heard of it" and that it was an old word. Then you rambled about french fries and other stuff.

[Anonymous No.14346166]

>>14345629
you've got down syndrome lad
my point was that if cryspes were the reason for the name, they likely would have held at least some cultural significance. But they don't, which draws the link into question.

since americans call chips french fries, either 'chip' or 'crisp' could be applied to crips. The English didn't have the term french fry, so through chance the names for crisps is different in the UK... or maybe it has nothing to do with what I just said, I don't know. It was just an afterthought.

Further more, dont you think the word "crisp" being applied to crisps probably has something to do with the fact that they are CRISPY you fucking faggot
it certainly makes more sense than linking them to some other unrelated food from hundreds of years prior

[Anonymous No.14346186]

>>14341780
hes talm bout chip butty

[Anonymous No.14346212]

>no mention of cheddar

you're all fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.14346249]

FRIED CHICKEN

[Anonymous No.14346257]

>>14341405
fuck the British

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqpJvey-7-s

[Anonymous No.14347007]

>>14346166
Why are you still acting like joey deacon? You better be fucking drunk for that disjointed, rambling mess of a post.

[Anonymous No.14347012]

>>14346212
Not even the best UK cheese. You're right though, there's lots we've missed.

[Anonymous No.14347026]

>>14347012
might not be the best but it's certainly the most well known, and most ubiquitous outside of the UK, and therefore the one the rest of the world is most likely to thank England for

[Anonymous No.14347086]

>>14347007
go eat some cryspels you fat retard

[Anonymous No.14347195]

By the end of the year, the bongs will all be stuck on their containment island with their beans. Not potatoes cause they don't grow them enough and import them from the EU but maybe this will solve their national obesity crisis.