Tell me about the hottest thing you've ever eaten, /ck/.

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Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:12:18 2020 No.14340735 [Reply] [Original]

Tell me about the hottest thing you've ever eaten, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:13:35 2020 No.14340746 ur mom's ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:17:46 2020 No.14340766 Not really adventurous here but the atomic wings from Wingstop fucked me up. Haven't gone any hotter than whatever that shits made of. I cap out at habaneros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:22:52 2020 No.14340786 OP here. I had the Blazin' wings from BWW tonight and I wasn't prepared at all. My face was leaking and my ears are still all stuffed up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:28:56 2020 No.14340810 File: 870 KB, 1756x2048, Screenshot_20191016-212230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your ass will burn like the pavement in Death Valley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:29:37 2020 No.14340816 >>14340735 Margot Robbie is hot but for some reason, I can't stand her acting. Makes me cringe kinda.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:32:08 2020 No.14340828 >>14340816 Are you American by likely chance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:33:42 2020 No.14340833 File: 193 KB, 1280x720, HOT HOT HOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DUUUUUUUDE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:36:00 2020 No.14340846 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, USA Elite Special Ops Training .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14340828 Thankfully I am not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:37:23 2020 No.14340848 >>14340766 I them so much. I've had them twice and the pain was only doubled by the shitty taste. I could have taken the pain if it was at least tasty.

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:37:25 2020 No.14340849

>>14340810
If I went into somebody's house and saw their hot sauce collection, this is the only one I would immediately judge them on. Literally every guest who's ever been on Hot One's said it tasted like cat piss and was just a really unpleasant heat.

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:37:40 2020 No.14340850
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>>14340735
Probably my ex girlfriend's ass

Or, a whole, large bhut jolokia. Drank half a litre of milk and spent about two hours with stomach pains and delirium. 10/10 would recommend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:38:50 2020 No.14340853 >>14340735 my wife's ass. Big and brown, tastes like fine chorizo. uma delicia

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:39:13 2020 No.14340855 File: 59 KB, 452x371, 1564325290330.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14340735 HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE HOT SAUCE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:39:23 2020 No.14340857 American here black pepper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:42:42 2020 No.14340875 File: 189 KB, 1280x720, capsicumguzzler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14340810

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:50:07 2020 No.14340907 >>14340875 >drinks half the bottle straight >two thumbs down

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:51:19 2020 No.14340914 >>14340846 Do americans really? Who does this midget bitch think she's fooling

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:55:49 2020 No.14340926 >>14340917 i don't like that dude's eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:55:52 2020 No.14340927 >>14340810 >Da Bomb:Hiroshima Edition wtf did they mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:57:17 2020 No.14340932 >>14340917 >>14340926 this just mk ultra'd me

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:58:16 2020 No.14340939
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I Dare You Stupid and Death By Salsa are both pretty fucking hot and delicious. I mean enough to make you light-headed and sick to your stomach if you eat a bit. Really no point getting hotter as you won't be able to taste anything else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 22:58:49 2020 No.14340943 File: 95 KB, 1280x720, 666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14340932 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca4JPUT-sM4

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 23:08:36 2020 No.14340988
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>>14340810
lel is it 1995? this shit is mild, also it tastes like ass.

an oversized sampling (~1/2tsp) of pic related is the hottest thing i've ever had. not actually the hottest sauce available but still a brutal 3.5 million. hurt to breath and had a pretty serious endorphin high. pretty short lived though. Second highest was a stupid carolina reaper challenge burger, heat mostly came from the undoubtedly intentional absurd sauce mess that ended up all over my face and hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 23:13:02 2020 No.14341006 File: 24 KB, 300x300, homosexual.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >lel is it 1995?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 23:15:11 2020 No.14341015 File: 95 KB, 708x800, index.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14341006 >t. black pepper is spicy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 2 23:16:26 2020 No.14341020 >>14341006 kek

Anonymous Thu Jul 2 23:26:56 2020 No.14341060

>>14340846

>elite special ops training
>coast guard
>half of them women

Wtf type of "special ops" is this?! Based off my military experience, the women simply cannot compete with men. Women are not physically fit for the type of shit that elite forces are supposed to do. I mean, fuck, the most "elite" stuff I did was marine corps recon and I legit had to run like 4 miles in full combat gear while carrying a 60lb backpack when I was deployed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 00:16:38 2020 No.14341225 Blair's 3AM meme sauce in highschool. It was awful, like eating mace. We even made a cringey video i gotta see if its still on youtube

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Anonymous Fri Jul 3 00:21:29 2020 No.14341244

>>14340735
The Buffalo Wild Wings hottest sauce as a joke.

It wasn’t good. It was just off the charts skoville wise. It made every bite shitty. Would never recommend.

In terms of fucking hot but still good, halal guys red sauce. One tiny red packet per platter, so damn hot and tasty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 00:31:44 2020 No.14341287 >>14341236 show asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 00:33:19 2020 No.14341293 File: 173 KB, 1280x720, holy shit i'm a huge faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 03:09:40 2020 No.14341808 >>14340846 I honestly do not know why this is so funny

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 03:28:44 2020 No.14341859

Both times were at restaurants 15 years ago: one Thai (unidentified chunk of pepper) and the other an African country (slow as fuck unidentified pepper sauce). I had to gather my calm for a solid 10 min where I couldn't do anything other than breathe slowly and deeply.

Thankfully, I don't feel any hotness past my stomach. My tolerance is much higher today but I'm done with playing out of my league. I received a bottle of that CaJohn capsaicin enriched Black Mamba chocolate habanero hot sauce a couple years ago I don't intend to open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 03:30:53 2020 No.14341867 I'll give you a clue. It starts with m and ends with m, and she may have birthed you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 04:38:05 2020 No.14341983 >>14340846 lmao coast guard

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 04:50:04 2020 No.14342004 >>14341060 Well thank you for your service sir

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 05:03:43 2020 No.14342019

So my family has a chilli farm.
At some point it becomes debatable whether something can be considered a food or whether it becomes and irritant/chemical weapon/industrial additive.

Thus I would give a list that relates more to where in the world people have a taste and the highest dietary tolerance for chilies.
>Sichuan hot pot, China.
There's just a layer of red oil on the top to keep the temperature and usually you wash off the hot oil in a separate pot of clear soup, It's notably for it's use of 4 or more chillies and "numbing pepper" with the flavor being called "mala"
It's about as hot as I have ever seen people eat for pleasure. One on occasion I put broccoli in and it soaked up the oil.
>Bhutanese stir fry
So in the mountains they grow a lot of chilli and basically eat it like a vegetable, we're at altitude here and this is shared with some of Nepal and the northern belt of India and Myanmar. People just eat green chilies and limes raw because their traditional food can be bland otherwise.
>korean noodles
While theoretically chilli based I would have to rank this on the border of pepper spray on pasta, turns out the seasoning sachet was meant for not just the noodles but a host of other ingredients like Tofu and Mushrooms. It was something like Samyang X2 but meant for several people.

Once I attempted to make Texan chilli with a ghost pepper, and while I consumed some I could not consider it food as I threw up and missed a day at work.
An attempt to use scotch bonnets to make tabasco would result in a similar event
AMA because I think I got this

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 05:06:09 2020 No.14342026

>>14340735
Probably some chicken skin I just ate right now. I put an american style rub on it, and finished it off with a tiny baggie of chili powder from some thai takeaway I got the other night. It wouldn't have been more than a 3rd of a teaspoon worth but I just took the chicken out and the skin absolutely blew me away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 05:23:19 2020 No.14342048 >>14340846 wtf is this nonsense? why would anyone take a female drill instructor seriously?

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 05:31:30 2020 No.14342061

>>14342048
Well stress positions and being shouted at in front of people is no fun.
Collective discipline will also make you unpopular.
Failure of the above two often results in you being deemed unfit to serve, a lack of respect isn't tolerated.
So while you could just laugh her down (many no doubt have) this would not be wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 05:33:43 2020 No.14342068 It's kind of an incorrect comparison, but I put wasabi(fake) on a sticky rice and shrimp dish and it burned my sinuses to the point I almost passed out. That was last week. I still never want to feel that again. It was mustard gas.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 06:19:24 2020 No.14342170 >>14342162 Just realized OP meant spicy. Fried, cheese-filled jalapenos then

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 06:58:43 2020 No.14342237

Tried some hot sauce in Melbourne markets and it was 4 different ones increasing in heat and the second hottest was pretty good hot but tasty.
The hottest tasted like bitter shit and then turned my mouth numb so fast I didn't even feel pain from it.
Was numb for like 40 minutes till I drank some milk.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:06:01 2020 No.14342252
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Now this thing put me into my place. I enjoy eating hot food and I can stomach most stuff.
But this sauce here, I can take the heat in my mouth, but my gut responds with agony. After eating a bread with a little of this stuff spread on it I had to sit down for like 10mins for my gut to calm down again. I'd say my tastebuds can take it but my body can't. Stay away.

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:08:00 2020 No.14342261

my aunt gave me a bottle of blair's death sauce for my birthday at a restaurant and i opened it and put some on my pasta to show appreciation but way too much came out, like a few ounces
i ate my meal but it was extremely trying and gave me instant diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:09:50 2020 No.14342265 >>14342261 topkek Post greentext and I'll cap it

Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:25:54 2020 No.14342292

>>14342265
>my aunt gave me a bottle of blair's death sauce for my birthday at a restaurant
>i opened it and put some on my pasta to show appreciation
>way too much came out, like a few ounces
>i ate my meal
>it was extremely trying and gave me instant diarrhea

Let us know when you post le epic screencap on r/4chan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:28:37 2020 No.14342297 >>14341236 Post it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:35:36 2020 No.14342304 My pal wanted to do a Hot ones type challenge so we bought a bunch of hot sauces and went to town. The worst one was that chocolate reaper one. Anyways I realized I don't even like hot sauces, the vinegar taste is ghey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:39:36 2020 No.14342313 >>14342304 >doing hot sauce challenge with only vinegar based hot sauces >doing a hot sauce challenge at all >calling anything else ghey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 07:41:46 2020 No.14342320 >>14342313 technically even thinking about hot sauce makes you a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:04:02 2020 No.14342359 Last year I bought 4 fresh California Reapers. Dried 2, Planted the seeds of 1, and ate the last one whole in one bite at a party because I lost a bet. The pain is horrible, but once it passes you feel extremely relaxed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:05:36 2020 No.14342364 File: 10 KB, 196x257, source.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would not recommend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:29:54 2020 No.14342409 File: 778 KB, 1072x609, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14340735 I have the same award. I don't know how legit this is tho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:32:19 2020 No.14342420 >>14342292 I think you missed the sarcasm see: cool story bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:57:01 2020 No.14342478 File: 50 KB, 728x678, crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14342420 >noo you can't just Tell me about the hottest thing you've ever eaten, /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 08:57:42 2020 No.14342481 >>14340746 /thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 09:01:11 2020 No.14342494 >>14342364 i've heard this stuff is so hot it eats through your stomach lining

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 09:17:12 2020 No.14342538 your mum's hairy puss after my turn in the line

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 09:25:49 2020 No.14342558 >>14340846 >>14340914 >>14341983 >>14342048 You just don't get it, its hell on earth but for one week a month its even worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 09:27:03 2020 No.14342561 >>14342478 ROFL This is why I still come here!

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Anonymous Fri Jul 3 14:47:47 2020 No.14343806
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I'm not really a heat queen. The scotch bonnet sauce I had loses a lot of its heat in the marinade/cooking, so surprisingly it's this handmade manzano-based sauce Viss did which is SO MUCH hotter than it has any right to be - but when you can feel your face again, it tastes delicious.

I'm definitely not going any hotter than this. I like to be able to taste things and at a certain point people are just competing for heat and pain and the actual flavour is garbage, and that seems silly to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 14:48:45 2020 No.14343812 >>14340735 Blair's Ultra Death sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 14:55:13 2020 No.14343860 >>14343812 i bought 'da bomb' for the memes, turns out it's extremely hot and nasty tasting. 10 euros wasted right there, but at least i can prank people with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 14:56:42 2020 No.14343868 >>14343860 I will avoid that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:06:37 2020 No.14343923 >>14343868 yeah dont buy it, it's not worth trying it once and discarding it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:13:15 2020 No.14343955 >>14342252 I have somee of that shit. It's useless as a condiment, it tastes like ass, and like you said, it just burns your guts.It's hot enough to give me hiccups, though, and there aren't too many pepper sauces that do that.

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Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:20:00 2020 No.14343978

>>14342409
Two retards I work with went there and ordered two orders of the hottest wings. They each ate one and couldn't handle it. Apparently, they thought it would be a cool and funny joke to bring the remaining wings into work and convince someone to eat them after they told their story. I ate them all during break and they got really pissed off when everyone called them pussies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 3 15:21:20 2020 No.14343988 >>14342538 Dude, I was two guys ahead of you, and I fucked her with the toilet brush.

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