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14338392 No.14338392 [Reply] [Original]

Haaa peepull.

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time for a /ck/ay thread

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>> No.14338635

what the fuck, i want to know how anyone could conceive this as a smart idea

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Luv me some crunchy rice.

>> No.14339077

>lasagna with bechamel
must be dry as fuck

>> No.14339088

Is she taking the piss?

>> No.14339107

Without VARIETY we would all be the SAME

>> No.14339316

I actually thought she was on the verge of making something half decent there. All it needed was the cheese and then 10 more minutes in the oven and pizza fries would be looking good.

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its beef soup, good for ya

>> No.14339732

I see Jack having a tub of sourcream in his cookin vids and when he scoops it, it seems to have texture of icecream and like its hard and shit. Sour cream where I am from (estonia) is very creamy and porous u scoop it and it starts kind of melting... What is wrong with american sour cream?

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>> No.14339902

Americans don't eat real sour cream. They eat some sort of artificial, chemical flavoured abomination.

>> No.14339922

I'd kill myself before eating any of these

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>> No.14340971

But how does he get the eggs out?

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>> No.14341094

I can't look at mark's face for more than 2 secs
jesus why is this faggot so bland?

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>when the bros start jacking again

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At least it's better content than the eggs.

>> No.14341174

what's the fucking point

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>> No.14341239

Tbf Jack's was cooked fine, his presentation is just shit and the runniness of the eggs wasn't intentional.

>> No.14341258

Imagine this being the first result when you Google your name


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>> No.14341535

what am I supposed to do in this situation? get rid of the skin then score the meat?

>> No.14341558

Was this supposed to be a pancake?

>> No.14341568

You love to see it.

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>> No.14341596

literally one of the first thing i learned when i was taught how to cook eggs was that they have a mind of their own.

>> No.14341601

It's the same dumbass always making these threads. Why dont you ever post any new content?

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Well your new content is very compelling.

>> No.14341685

I'd say 80% of her recipes include her boiling beef mince

>> No.14341699

undercooked potatoes covered in sauce would ruin the texture of the cheese and prevent anything from cooking
as soon as the sauce hit that shit it was ruined

>> No.14341705

So he doesn't arouse suspicion when he's child trafficking

>> No.14341706

Kys kpopnigger

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>> No.14341816

I hate him so much... literally everything he does is wrong.

>> No.14341869


you gotta be fucking kidding me

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>tfw Ja/ck/ will never be able to use his right arm normally ever again

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How could this happen

>> No.14342047

Unless you either properly burn the rice grains or cook them, they will swell in your stomach or intestines and you could actually die from that.

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>Has maybe 5 times the oil/fat needed.
>Pours his ingredient into a cold pan.
>Does not realize this is obviously going terrible.

What generation of parents stopped teaching their kids to cook?!

>> No.14342050

Sour cream starts to separate a bit if it sits for a while because of the acidity, he probably drains it off instead of mixing it back in so it ends up thicker. Some sour cream has a little bit of a thickener in it so it stops separating too, which he might be using.

>> No.14342053

Rage is building up.
Okay if you're not a pro as a youtuber enthusiast dude but did he actually not even sharpen his knives? Does he actually not rehearse his videos? Does he actually think his videos will aide ANYONE's cooking attempts??

He should honestly give up.

Full-blown adults that keep making the same, very basic, mistakes over and over without any progress being made are a fucking waste of potential.

>> No.14342059

It shocks me to see how many people avoid learning that you jever throw a burning pot or pan under running water after about 16 years of people repeating it to you through school and at home hopefully the flames will claim people's lives more efficiently from now on.

>> No.14342104

>here's your quad-vod bro

>> No.14342141

If you’re not jack you probably own a knife sharper than a bowling ball, so you shouldn’t have a problem.

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>> No.14342418

Literally every webm thread I ever make is with a newly made webm specifically for the thread. Choke on a dick, fag.

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>did he actually not even sharpen his knives?


>> No.14342569

yeah but Im not sure I would have done a much better job scouring that roast, and it looks like he kind of got it right at the end

>> No.14342690

this fatass knows what she's doing, damn. up unto the part where she pulls out the chocolate shit.

>> No.14342824

>literal horror trips

>> No.14342833

wiensposting should be a bannable offense

>> No.14342867

Honestly the main part of this that confuses me is why he tries to cut it still in the packaging.

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I've been watching her videos recently and she's so lovely, the embodiment of the stereotypical good mum from up Norf. Then I realised she gets really offended by mean comments on her videos.

Can we please not bully Kay? She doesn't deserve it. I wish I had a mum like her.

>> No.14343072

>cooked fine
>runniness of the eggs wasn't intentional

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Because /jack/

>> No.14343096

I do that a lot for things like sausage, butter, cheese
Anything with tight plastic packaging

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I want to impregnate Kay!

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>> No.14343112

she sweet but dont post on the internet unless you can take the heat

>> No.14343113

they are the only reason I come to this board

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>> No.14343119


stop making me thirsty anon!

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>> No.14343547

How does Ja/ck/ prep the bull with one arm?

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>> No.14343799

Is that Big Smoke?

>> No.14343802

Sounds like a perfect world. No more idiots having car accidents or slowing down queues for the sake of their individual expression.

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Not so fast.

>> No.14344839

You assume everyone has decent education and grows up with people who teach them anything. I always thought everyone (except in black ghettos) must be raised with similar education as myself just some going to less "intense" schools but still with parents and adult figures with basic education and common sense. As it turns out, this is not the case.

>> No.14344917

It's gonna be /lit/ all over again isn't it?

>> No.14345358

italian poutine with pep and salami?
sign me the fuck up. but a better version than that tho
poor execution/10

>> No.14345410

what happened to his right arm

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You can clearly see his bad arm already starting to atrophy.

>> No.14345533

Okay then... I'm stroking, will you tell me now?

>> No.14345602

>pizza fries
>no cheese

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At first I thought that bt I guess that's just typical bong cuisine

>> No.14345841

Lee can't 'ave cheese

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/ck/ already had their Katie moment with that homely girl who did "cooking for one" or whatever it was called.

>> No.14346155

Further proof thatJack has zero clue how microbes work.
>Uses same glass and water for both eyes
>Wipes eyes with towel and lays it on the counter
>Hands that touched his eyes all over everything
This is the most cringe video itt.

>> No.14346462

Holy jesus. Jack turns all comments off on his cooking videos. This man is a lost cause

>> No.14346469

Only 59 minutes ago? This is so exciting. I can't wait to see him make more progress.

>> No.14346481


Does this woman have a mental illness? There is no way any sane person would actually show off this trash.

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God that arm looks like it's turning purple

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>> No.14347350

she's just opening ingredients to eat them right there.

>> No.14347367

You know what? I'ma try my hand at this, this isn't a bad idea.

>> No.14347368

I'm not a nerd so I don't visit that board, what happened?

>> No.14347682

what did he eggspect would happen

>> No.14348190

What is the purpose of your file name?

>> No.14348256

sounds like its ripped from a youtube vid off of some journoposting "trendy" news channel like vox etc

>> No.14348349

what the hell is wrong with this one? it's baby's first recipe.

>> No.14348369

this is why curtains dont belong in the kitchen

>> No.14348387

What's the purpose of asking that question?

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holy shit is that sped up? thats fucking amazing

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>> No.14348450

breathed air out my nose

>> No.14348578

It's all an elaborate troll done by her son.

>> No.14348586

Not all of us. Some of us know that sour cream is just cultured cream

>> No.14348921

stupid ass looking knife in this one baka

>> No.14348935

why did he try to cut into a spoon?

>> No.14348940

That looks absolutely disgusting yet being passed off as good, unlike the meme webms posted above it.

>> No.14348995

>poo in the loo cuisine

>> No.14349018

>breathe air out my nose.

>> No.14349048

>Thank you Jesus for my healing
Holy shit, how can anyone be this retardes

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>> No.14349374

Jack is legitimately a sub-80 IQ idiot. That said he still managed to reproduce twice

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>> No.14349452

>Chili is red
Wow no fucking kidding

>> No.14349634

Can someone please post the egg lord

>> No.14349650

I like to think Kay was a genuine, bad cook at one point. Then /ck/ discovered her, she cottoned on and now she purposefully makes abhorrent shit for the internet fame it brings. She was never a GOOD cook, but you can tell there's a noticeable wacky factor and decline after /ck/ made her popular.

>> No.14349700

My guess would be that Kay has some genuine degenerative mental issues and trying to make meals for Lee is one of main ways of coping/clinging to her sanity and past. Making a cooking show is just a logical extent to that. Not sure whether she's always been a horrible cook or it's a result of her decline, but on some level she does acknowledge that much of what she makes is kind of crappy.

>> No.14350774

oh so that's why the rooster, that's a neat info

>> No.14351237

>>>/reddit/, and never come back

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>> No.14351357

Wow, it's egg-foo-yong.

>> No.14351370

She doesn't want to get bullied so she's prostrating herself
It's pathetic and boring but what can you expect from a 80 iq Northumbrian dole case

>> No.14351378

That looks like something you'd find rotting in the seaweed at the beach.

>> No.14351427

should've baked it after it came out for a nice crisp skin on it

>> No.14351514

I like that low key serial killer energy he has.

>> No.14351753

Wtf is that and what's he doing??

>> No.14351798

Some of it is a lack of general life skills but some of it is just people panicking when faced with fire and immediately going to water = no fire without thinking.

>> No.14351807

Hey, I enjoy these threads. Fuck off and make your own if you think you can do better

>> No.14351812

The "bread crumbs" that look more like croutons are the only thing I see wrong with this.

>> No.14351832

Bless her, apparently she's a widow. That's probably why her son isn't moving out, she's all alone otherwise.

>> No.14351840

My Mum was terrible in the kitchen and with food in general. She'd never reduce sauces so they were always watery. Never drained pasta either so you'd have a pool of pasta water on your plate. Always forgot to season meat. When she went shopping she'd buy more fresh vegetables and salads and just dump them on top of the old stuff that was already in the fridge drawers.

Every so often I'd pull everything out and find whole unopened bags of carrots or entire heads of cabbage from three months ago.

>> No.14351858

Looks like he was testing a new knife? He says at the start that if it isn't good it's going back [to the store?]

>> No.14351925

>I like that low key serial killer energy he has.
Go back.

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i hate all of you egg posters and jack posters and kay posters please just die die die die die die die

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>no matter what you do success is not guaranteed
>if you havent succeeded yet, you havent worked hard enough

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>> No.14352681

ngl, that kinda looks good. like a veggie omelet pocket

>> No.14352696

right? If it had been folded right, would have made for a decent omurice.

>> No.14352704

That sounds like bullshit

>> No.14352716

anyone have that one where the pot blew up, shattered the stovetop and everything was burnt brown?

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>> No.14352801

How does one man so consistently fuck up literally everything he does?

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>> No.14353034

what the fuck
I am equal parts confused and disgusted

>> No.14353063

>shaped to resemble a flaccid penis
>is fully engorged with the head visible
what retard wrote this?

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his arm is even worse now

>> No.14353135

i just feel bad now

>> No.14353140

I can do it on my owwwwnnn

>> No.14353159

Keep up with his live streams and Facebook posts and you suddenly won't

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jesus what a fucking retard

>> No.14353547

>wanting to consume plastic

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>> No.14353600

egg white pls fall
pls fall

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>> No.14353635

It's french

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>> No.14353681

>Why am I not getting sponsors?

>> No.14353700

spent 2 years learning foreign languages and calculus in highschool. I was never taught anything about cooking

>> No.14353715

This entire thread is causing me to become irrationally angry.

>> No.14353720

Big Chungus? More like Big Chugus.

>> No.14353721

If it wasn't Jack I would feel some empathy but he probably deserves worse

>> No.14353732

>when your oven is in your shower

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Don't be,jack is a massive piece of shit. He deserve his 2 strokes

Remember when he was sued for being a retard who can't read basic instruction ?

>> No.14353916

I think at most he's had three.

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what the fuck

>> No.14353955

>>is fully engorged with the head visible
the head is always visible and if it was fully engorged then it'd be a lot longer you femcel dicklet

>> No.14354087

If it was fully engorged, then it wouldn't be flaccid

>> No.14354454

no it's not, espèce d'attardé.

>> No.14354505

its like she tried to learn cooking from scratch by trial and error alone but she cannot recognise an error

>> No.14354579

>Remember when he was sued for being a retard who can't read basic instruction

[citation needed]

>> No.14354586

Make it fried gnocchi instead of chips. Even better.

>> No.14354615

>Does this woman have a mental illness
she's welsh

>> No.14354671

1. https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/23415647/TELEBRANDS_CORP_v_GIVEME,_INC_et_al

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broke welsh people who never had the heart to say her cooking was awful.her family enables her behavior, it's both heartwarming and incredibly sad because the food they eat would not be fit for the prisoners of hell

>> No.14354779

ah yes, kay's delicious tuna tacos

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only the best for big man lee

>> No.14354824

Physically recoiled

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>> No.14354851

crutons in baked pasta sounds good

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did someone say eggs?

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>> No.14354879

Smaller breadcrumbs are more effective for forming a top layer crust

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He's got the heart of a champion!

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Jack made another chili monstrosity

>> No.14355271

>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
uhh... im gona have to pass on this one

>> No.14355276

i would pretend that it looks disguesting and that i wouldnt eat it... but because i have my anonymity, i can gladly say id eat the fuck out of that.

>> No.14355296

I don't understand how this happens.
My very first thought, for a split second, was something like "maybe if you have only heard the term fried rice but never tried it..." but that's not good enough.
You'd have to have never cooked rice in any way at all to think this would work. Possibly you'd have to have never even eaten rice.

>> No.14355307

Kay's done pretty much the same exact thing in the past already. I don't get it either. She even commented that it's pretty much unpresentable.

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The fact that he's acting like that isn't a complete pile of trash means he's either too retarded to know or so utterly dishonest that he'll praise literal shit if it's served to him by a brown person in a foreign country. And I don't care that he's brown too; it's blatant exoticism with no actual critical thinking involved at all.

>> No.14355396

nobody is really mean to kay on her comments so just dont mention it cos youll give anons idea

>> No.14355418

shes northen english not wesh but other than that you are entirely correct

>> No.14355424

>Wah, wah, other people can't like things that I don't like because I said so
I legitimately wish to know how it feels to have autism like this. I saw Rain Man for the first time last night, and thought to myself, "damn, it must feel so fucking awesome to live in a fantasy world of your own making, not having to give a shit about other people". Please tell me anon, so that I can damage my brain to be on your level too.

>> No.14355701

>[email protected]
Fucking kek, i forgot about that shit

>> No.14355746

literally 1 coke product away from powerade chicken

>> No.14355879

man, i wish i could take a dump log like that, best feeling ever

>> No.14356007

The cheddar is sharper than the knife.

>> No.14356010

isn't cochineal like, dried beetles?

>> No.14356011

God that is infuriating to watch

>> No.14356020

Damn what an idiot

>> No.14356050

At 7 seconds notice the big fly walking inside the bowl with black shit

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>that'll be 89.99 plus tip, sir

>> No.14356483

better than kay, that schizophrenic hag makes me ill
imagine the smell

>> No.14356560

I like how they have been the same for 6 years because I am autistic

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You just know that he never cleaned up that egg

>> No.14356783

this is your brain on bbq

>> No.14356795

jack is a shitty cook but i'd murder that omelet after a night out

>> No.14356801

Is this good, it kinda doesn't look like it'd be good.

>> No.14356815

/lit/izen here, she ended up posting ''art'' nudes too but i dont have pics.

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>> No.14356817

>jack is a massive piece of shit
What did he do that was terrible enough to deserve 2 strokes?

>> No.14356819

>what a show
>taste like sweat

>> No.14356829

>ywn have a cute american pork wife

>> No.14356833

>the head is always visible
t.mangled dick

>> No.14356839

now he's just fucking with us

>> No.14356845

it's probably great but not for whatever they're charging

>> No.14356861

so what was the lawsuit about? who the fuck has a pacer account

>> No.14356872

Cochineal beetles, yes.

>> No.14356913

Woah there, you can't just mention that and follow it up with nothing.

>> No.14356984
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>itt: people who haven't suffered through Kays Cooking
Welcome to hell, fu/ck/bois.




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came here hungry
leaving angry, thanks you cu/ck/s

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>> No.14357076

And it tastes like shit.
I got this old kebab guy, he takes forever to make one but god fucking damn. You feel so fucked afterwards and after another 10 minutes, you want to go again.

>> No.14357154

White people can be so fucking disgusting when it comes to their pets holy shit.

>> No.14357237

This is avant-garde as fuck

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>> No.14357406

Imagine getting this good at something so unimportant and unfulfilling

>> No.14357442

No this is what sub 80 iq looks like

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>> No.14357548

why even film your cooking if you're just going to use premade shit

>> No.14357565

what an idiot. soft boiled egg ruined.

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>> No.14357602

Takes a crane to get it out

>> No.14357616

That guy is so punchable

>> No.14357619

Beat me to it, Mr. Bond.

>> No.14357634

Cope harder nigger

>> No.14357641

sause or bullshit

>> No.14357672

>says the cancerous frogposter

>> No.14357680

He ate too many kids

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>> No.14357712

Why not fry it after the coke bath?

>> No.14357754

obviously a joke video. even highbrow "restaurants" do shit as simplistic and stupid as this.

>> No.14357780

It reminds me of those joke videos that Food Network put out, where they took a Pop-Tart or a Twinkie or something and covered it in a bunch of bullshit and gave it a really silly French name. At least, I think it was Food Network; I can't seem to find the videos.

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> penis

>> No.14357838

Someone post the non-Euclidian batter that Jack made

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>merchandising his product harder than Star Wars and Kiss combined
>"hurr, it's not about making money"

I don't blame him for wanting to make some dosh, but he should at least be honest about it.

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I'll post it if you promise to stop using Big Words you don't understand.

>> No.14357907

>Dad hugged me

>> No.14357980

holy kek
>"In the video, Scalfani alleges that he is using the RED COPPER 5 MINUTE CHEF product to make an omelet. After adding the eggs and other ingredients into the well and closing the well, Scalfani turns the unit over, and, after some time, the unit pops open and the omelet comes out. The unit does not explode into a ball of fire."

Let the record show that in the eyes of the law Onehand Jack's cooking is so bad what he creates can only be allegedly be called an omelet.

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the stroke poster strikes again

>> No.14358777

what will it taste like though?

>> No.14358822

mmm yes I want my food dipped in heavy petroleum compounds

>> No.14359013

It's sad that posting a webm that isn't disgusting is considered sad nowadays, like that Martha's Mac and Cheese webm

>> No.14359061

It's non-Newtonian

>> No.14359178

This is closest thing i've seen to this woman actually making food, and it still turned out disastrously. Why didn't she just use more sauce???

>> No.14359183

This is undeniably the most retarded thing I've ever seen this woman do. I pray it doesn't get worse, but i know better.

>> No.14359187

Why are they putting hot plaster on my sandwich?

>> No.14359208

uuuuuhhh can i have a diet coke?

>> No.14359221

>he hinks thart what he is doin is special

>> No.14359226

after wha he did to his son watching this only brings me pleasure
i hope he dies very slowly

>> No.14359234

This is why US education is a joke, literal children graduate with no concept of reality and get their own fucking houses

>> No.14359421

I'd slam that and shrug just to spite him and knock that shit eating grin off his face.
It does look like it would be an interesting taste however.

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Vintage Jack

>> No.14360021

a series called "lazy man dinners"

>> No.14360025

whoa, hold the fucking phone here
The pizza dough smells like PIZZA?!?!?

>> No.14360056

the one time she should add a bunch of water she doesnt lmao

>> No.14360067

wait nm this is fucking jack

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my favorite part of ja/ck/ has to be his obsessive pizza autism

>> No.14360404

twitter zoomers unironically find this to be toxic

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>> No.14360461

the verdict??

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>> No.14360629

what is he doing to that pizza
The day of reckoning will come for this transgression

>> No.14360717

That ex-nonstick pan.

>> No.14360986

Definately sucks a mean one. I'll give her that.

>> No.14361003

That's actual autism. I have high functioning skills in a factory. You basically try to think of something as a whole, and reduce the amount of movements it would take to complete the task quickly and proficiently. Looks weird but that's how it looks when someone actually applies themselves and doesnt milk the clock.

>> No.14361007

I guess toxic is one word for it, but it's basically the very definition of the bluepill.

>> No.14361011

But there are so many wasted motions there. It's more like he's trying to compose his actions in a form of physical music. That's what I would do, and I'm not autistic. I can even hear the associated music in my head as I watch.

>> No.14361066

If I only need half a block, I'll do that, but I actually have a sharp knife so it's super easy. I mainly do it because it's quick easy, and I'll remember which cheese in my cheese drawer it is without playing cheese detective.

>> No.14361118

US American here. There's "light" sour cream that has less fat, but is filled with "stabilizers" to make it thicker. Of course, we have pure sour cream containing only cream and cultures in the same aisle, but dumbfuck Europeans like to pretend otherwise.

>> No.14361344

Literally just use a cast iron skillet on the grill if you want to cook fucking eggs you fucking brainlet.

>> No.14361349

It wasn't the curtains.
They put water on an oil fire.
that makes the oil fire worse, in case you didn't know.

>> No.14361722

unironically happy for him

>> No.14361771

literally me

>> No.14361954

Not changing his diet that caused them. Hocking his sauce on a barbecue show where he didn't do any barbecuing, and crying up a storm as if he was being wrongfully attacked when they kicked him off.

>> No.14362335

why is he smelling pizzas?

>> No.14362396

Ancient fatass mating ritual

>> No.14362814

I'll be honest, I don't know what the fuck it's supposed to be but I want sum.

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