/ck/ - Food & Cooking

fatties are so gross and they always have cats
just take a walk once a day you disgusting cow

>>14331208
I don't understand this picture. What is she doing sitting on the ground? Move your ass and get the fucking mop and clean that shit up before the stupid cat tracks sauce everywhere.

imagine sticking your face straight up against her musky taint while you play with her toes and she grabs the back of your head haha

>>14331395
The Reddit post would be
>I spilled spaghetti walking towards the table. And then I just broke down crying, about life.

All the while being the top post of the day and people giving her those award things

>>14331400
Fucking women in america are the most privileged group in the history of the world and they still fucking pretend to have marches about rights they already have. They have proven they don't deserve a vote in the running of any form of government.

>>14331208
>nooo, i spilled some tomato sauce!
Imagine waking up with a hangover in a piss drenched bed, to diarrhea on the floor, vomit on the wall and just beer fucking everywhere and you don't remember how it happened, that's when you can sit down in the corner and contemplate death.
You can't wash out the smells and stains either and end up having to perfume your house and hide your wall when someone comes over.
The shit in that pic can be dealt with in less than five minutes.

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>>14331426
y'all salty as fuck lmao

>>14331208
This is why dogs are better than cats, that shit would be clean so fast

>>14331475
>y'all
Go back to whatever redditweeter you came from.

>>14331408
The men too

>>14332255
Is the joke that those are clearly not puddings?

>>14332363
I think he just means dessert in general. That's obviously not pudding.

>>14332363
it was a muslim

>>14331403
:(

>>14331395
it's some staged bullshit, like pretty much everything else online

>>14331493
Enjoy cleaning up piles of diarrhea later

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>>14331493
Yeah, unless you like putting garlic and onions in your sauce

>>14331426
Sounds like an oddly specific recount of a personal experience. My condolences.

>>14331426
protip: next time you drunkenly spray your house with liquid shit scrub the stains with vinegar (obviously after first washing the shit away you dirty bastard), it'll smell worse for a while but when the vinegar evaporates it neutralizes the smell.

>>14331448
I bet she's into anal

>>14332363
The joke is that it didn’t actually happen.

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>>14331380
You are definitely fat as fuck if you think taking a walk once a day is what fixes it.

>>14331400
What the fuck kinds of faggy subs are you checking out there?

>>14332739
You can always mix some water and baking soda to clean the vinegar. Vinegar doesn't entirely evaporate and de-odor and I feel bad if you think it does.

>>14332696
I want his big fat wet tounge on my clit

>>14331426
what if she used up her entire food budget and that pasta dish was supposed to last her 3 days?

>>14332681
Looks like the aftermath of a bombing strike on a group of people

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>>14332780
You can choose not to believe it, but it did
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/just-desserts-why-this-b-c-restaurant-uses-vhs-tapes-as-plates-1.5242187#:~:text=A%20British%20Columbia%20restaurant%20is,cream%20sandwiches%20on%20VHS%20tapes.

>>14331467
fuck why did i lose to this

>>14332836
i still have no idea what he was trying to accomplish here

>>14332696
what the fuck is up with people that stick their tounge out to eat?? when I actually pay attention, it seems like half of the people around me in a restaurant stick their tounges out while eating. its like they are trying to deepthroat their food before swallowing

>>14332849
thats great lol

>>14332849
fuckin chiliheads

>>14331208
That’s a pizza night if I’ve ever seen one.

>>14332817
Imagine having such a low metabolism that walking once a day can't keep you at a healthy weight, lmao.