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How to stop drinking alcohol? It's the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore (as a 30 year old minimum wage virgin).

>> No.14330383

kill yourself

>> No.14330384

>>14330374
when you want to drink alcohol have some sweets, a piece of chocolate, a handful of gummi bears, and the feeling will pass. eventually wean yourself off the candy.

>> No.14330447

don't stop because drinking rules and you sleep great with no more dreams about your grandmother hurling rocks at you from a hot air balloon

>> No.14330452

>>14330374
Drink Perrier instead.

>> No.14330457

>>14330374
>How to stop drinking alcohol? It's the only thing that makes me feel alive anymore (as a 30 year old minimum wage virgin).
bake your own bread... get a pressure cooker and make food int it, like potatoes, squash, ea t a big plate of that stuff, don't add fat though. it's really satisfying and will make you feel good. alcohol is poisonous shit.

>> No.14330484

>>14330374
Naltrexone.

>> No.14330497

> (as a 30 year old minimum wage virgin)
seriously, how is that possible?

>> No.14330507

>>14330374
Cans of Seltzer. Start drinking the stuff by the 12 pk. Not the plastic bottles, cans. It’s helped me quit drinking and smoking.

>> No.14330509

>>14330374
don't quit anon,no one likes a quitter.

>> No.14330510

Don't buy it, don't keep it around the house, drink coffee instead.

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>>14330374
>minimum wage
>30 year old virgin
>alcoholic

>> No.14330525

>>14330374
drinking is great because it makes my stutter go away

>> No.14330549

>>14330374
Stop buying it. Go to an asian rub and tug instead

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14330605

>>14330549
any chance theyll dildo my asshole at the same time? (am op btw)

>> No.14330651

>>14330384
>eventually wean yourself off the candy.
when you want to have some sweets drink alcohol, a sip of beer, a swig of vodka, and the feeling will pass.

>> No.14331313

>>14330374
Try heroin, you'll quit drinking

>> No.14331774

>>14330374
Try to be aware of when you are drinking and why
Keep a journal or write down on a wall calendar how many drinks you had that day
Git gud at recording your daily drinking with no cheating, meaning abv and volumes count, but don't judge, just try to be accurate
Then you will have a more better picture of your consumption and start to see what your real habits are
Try to make one day a week that you don't drink
Day drinking usually leads to all day drinking, so try not to start drinking until the evening
Don't buy alcohol at the grocery store, it makes consumption mindless and automatic. Force yourself to make a special trip for alcohol and get it out of your food shopping
Don't keep alcohol at home. Only buy what you think you will consume for that evening. If you need more, you have to go out to get it
Don't drink in bars unless you are getting food with it and get a water at the same time
Good luck anon