Ask a Small Town Pizza Guy Anything

[Anonymous No.14328753]

Am in the South, if that matters. Been on the job almost a month.

[Anonymous No.14328768]

>>14328753

Oh, just forgot to add. I drive

[Anonymous No.14328769]

>>14328753
I want to learn how to make dominos pizza. do you have any insight into the recipe or process? I am interested in the dough and sauce and how many oz of dough and cheese per large pizza. how do you guys proof your dough?

[Anonymous No.14328772]

>>14328768
lame

[Anonymous No.14328785]

>>14328753
Ever had the urge to just eat some of the pizza you deliver? I mean, working late at night having missed dinner in a car full of delicious pizza has to make some cravings.

[Anonymous No.14328788]

>>14328753
How does it feel to be a virgin? To be a nobody? To be completely interchangeable and have no real value in society? This is why I never tip delivery drivers. Pull yourself up by the boot-straps, kid.

[Anonymous No.14328793]

what are various ways to get free pizza?

[Anonymous No.14328807]

>>14328769

I don’t know the particulars of dough. They are sent fresh from a dough factory, and allowed to proof in the back for a few days. The range of 3-5 days is deemed optimal for use. They are deemed optimal if they are puffed up a particular circular pattern from their original size and have the right stretchiness.

As for cheese, it is a mozzarella and provolone mix. Around 4.5 to 5 ounces, I think I remember.

>>14328772

Thank you for replying.

[Anonymous No.14328833]

>>14328785

It does give some cravings. That being said, if I’m in the mood, I’ll just wait to buy a small for myself at the end of shift. Discounted, it’s about 7 bucks with all the added toppings and dipping Sauces I like.

>>14328788

I used to be a virgin. Didn’t like it. Lost it to some drunk slag at a party. Puss is good.

Yeah, I know I’m a little cog in big Dominos machine. But least I get to drive around, listen to radio, and get cash tips at the end of the day doing it. Better than my last wageslave job.

I’m eventually gonna be a lawfag after I get outta college. Gonna set up a rural practice, find a petite horse girl, and hopefully pump out some blond kids later on.

[Anonymous No.14328981]

>>14328833
You get discounts on pizza?? If I wasn't a wuss about driving a car I'd hop on that job.

[Anonymous No.14328987]

>>14328793
call and complain

[Anonymous No.14328992]

have you ever fucked a customer's pizza

[Anonymous No.14328999]

>>14328753
What vehicle do you use to deliver pizza?

[Anonymous No.14329092]

>>14328753
Do you sing the pizza pie in my eye song while making pizzas?

[Anonymous No.14329125]

>>14328981
Jesus Christ, even pizza delivery is too much for this guy. How fucking pathetic can a person even be

[Anonymous No.14329132]

>>14329125
Nah, I just have PTSD from a car crash that killed someone in the car I was in. But yeah I guess trauma is pretty pathetic huh?

[Anonymous No.14329134]

>>14328753
How much weed do you smoke?

[Anonymous No.14329140]

What precautions has your store taken during the pandemic

[Anonymous No.14329146]

>>14329132
Were all gonna die anon. Live a little

[Anonymous No.14329150]

>>14329132
>muh ptsd
weak faggot. anyways op how does delivery work in small towns? i worked in a busy part of town and was out driving basically the entire shift, the overtime + (((tip))) was good money. clean up was kinda aids though since i had to close by myself

[Anonymous No.14329159]

>>14328753
Do you, or any of your co-workers, tamper with the food from regulars you've learned don't tip?

[Anonymous No.14329160]

>>14329146
Yeah I'll just get in a car, have an episode, crash and die. Doesn't sound like living to me. Sounds a bit like dying.

[Anonymous No.14329162]

>>14328981

Yep. Dunno what percent.

>>14328992

No. Too steamy hot and not moist enough.

>>14328999

‘13 Elantra stick shift.

>>14329092

No.

>>14329134

None. My customers, though...


>>14329140

Half assed enforcement of mask usage and optional contactless delivery.

[Anonymous No.14329164]

>>14329132
>he didn’t go down with his ship
Pathetic, you’d be court martialled in ancient times

[Anonymous No.14329167]

>>14329150
Trauma doesn't make someone a "weak faggot". It's something everyone can get from painful experiences. But I guess you're just so fucking perfect and never have bad memories from anything. Soulless fucking asshole. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14329168]

>>14329159

No. Though the older drivers know many good tippers and bad tippers by name.

[Anonymous No.14329208]

>>14329160
Life is overrated anyway mate

[Anonymous No.14329215]

Would you fuck any of your coworkers? Male or female

[Anonymous No.14329223]

>>14329167
I'm sure there's a trauma subreddit dialed down to your speed, buddy.

[Anonymous No.14329233]

>>14329215

I’ve only been there about two and a half weeks. Haven’t got much more than aquatinted with people there.

I have my sights on an art hoe looking chick, a qt petite education major, and maybe a chunky kind of roastie who trained me initially in driving. Depends on how hard I try, I suppose.

[Anonymous No.14329238]

>>14329223
You think I wanted to be talking about this?? If you could all be fucking civil and not insult every little life choice someone makes I wouldn't to defend myself. But of course I can't just come here and enjoy some threads about fucking cooking, there has to be some asshole mocking trauma or promoting global fascism or some shit. I just wanted to grill. Why can't we just talk about food?

[Anonymous No.14329281]

>>14329238
Did little babby have tears running down her cheeks when she typed that up? People die, get over it. You're selfish for using someones death to fuel your own self hatred. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.14329297]

>>14329281

Lol just ask questions bout pizza you fags

[Anonymous No.14329313]

>>14329281
You're a horrible piece of insensitive fucking shit and you will never understand what it's like for people who have traumatic experiences. This isn't some tumblr bullshit, this is a real horrific experience that has had an effect on my mental state for years thereafter and has required therapy. You don't get that because you've never had to deal with something like that. But even if you hadn't, you should still be able to sympathize with a fellow human being in suffering. But you can't, because you're a fucking psychopath. You don't do anything to help anyone.

[Anonymous No.14329315]

>>14329297
Do you like stuffed crust? How do you like your post-work 'za?

[Anonymous No.14329523]

>>14329297
best pizza to help me cope with trauma over a car wreck?

[Anonymous No.14329522]

>>14328807
>dough factory
For some reason this just cracks me up
Just the thought of a whole factory for something so basic

[Anonymous No.14329534]

>>14329313
Lmao shut the fuck up pathetic faggot, grow some fucking nuts and get over it

[Anonymous No.14329542]

>>14329522
Economy of scale anon, you might be surprised by how many things you purchase have different components all from third parties who send to one spot to assemble

[Anonymous No.14329547]

>>14329522
Read up on Henry Ford, it'll really blow your mind

[Anonymous No.14329680]

>>14329523

Get something with a lot of meat. And stuffed cheesy bread. Drown out your sorrows with delicious carbs anon.

And tip 2-3 bucks pls

[Anonymous No.14329688]

>>14328753
You ever encounter a customer so strung out that they couldn't place or accept an order?

[Anonymous No.14329753]

>>14329534
Go get in a horrific crash or be in a deadly situation and try "getting over it". Psycho.

[Anonymous No.14329774]

>>14329753
>>>/lgbt/
Stop shitting up my thread.

[Anonymous No.14329790]

How do you feel when a customer doesn't tip you?
What's the most you've ever been tipped?

[Anonymous No.14329817]

>>14329790
Not op, but I worked at a small shop in high school. I don't like when people tip, it always made me feel awkward. During christmas time people are retarded with their money, I made 50 bucks in one delivery, a couple hundred over the shift.

[Anonymous No.14330092]

>>14329315

I don’t get stuffed crust.

>>14329688

Not yet. Though I had some stoned outta of their mind thinking they ordered five items more than they actually did.

>>14329790

Most I’ve been tipped yet is about 7 odd bucks. Usual is 2-3, with the occasional 5.

I don’t like a 0. But I accept it. Some people or groups just ain’t gonna do it as often.

Most tips overall I’ve earned is 65 on one good night. Others I’ve heard can make 100 in a night

[Anonymous No.14330141]

>>14328753
Op, what is your biggest tip you ever got? Also you ever get a lonely house wife come on to you?

[Anonymous No.14330208]

>>14328753
How's dealing with Joggers?

[Anonymous No.14330280]

>>14330141

As stated before, 7 on an individual receipt. 65 total one night.

Not yet. Though I’ve gotten a woman or two in underwear. And probably a whore getting food for a client at a skeevy motel.

>>14330208

I’ve gotten conned out of a pizza and have to deliver to little ghetto areas every other night or so. I use caution as much as reasonably possible. I know my ass is vulnerable. Thinking of getting a ccw (the employers turn a blind eye...)

I just thank god I ain’t in the larger, more criminalistic jogger hive that I go to school in.

Though the closest I got to being robbed was by a meth head looking type at a motel 6. Yet.

Most are average, ok customers who just want their pies. Niceties are given, delivery is made. Most tip a little, but compared to whites, are basically the only group that don’t tip with some regularity.

[Anonymous No.14330306]

>>14329680
>And tip 2-3 bucks pls
suck my dick and i may give you 50 cents wagie

[Anonymous No.14330515]

>>14329774
I am not a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.14330528]

>>14330306

Nah. 50 cents ain’t worth NEET cock

[Anonymous No.14331417]

what a car crash of a thread

[Anonymous No.14331423]

>>14328793
Call, cancel, go into their bins.
I actually had a friend who when drunk asked if I wanted free dominos. He went into the alleyway into their bins and got some.

[Anonymous No.14331428]

>>14328981
I used to buy weed from a ghanian who was a dominos delivery driver in the UK. He got his pizza for free.

[Anonymous No.14331436]

>>14331417
mind if i save this image, friend?

[Anonymous No.14331441]

>>14329164
No. The majority of captains only went down with the ship because they'd lost their livelihood (often had invested in shares of ownership in the ship) and wouldn't work again. No one had to go down because it was the law.

[Anonymous No.14331449]

>>14331417
Kek

[Anonymous No.14331450]

>>14328788
>Pull yourself up by the boot-straps, kid.
This is an unbelievably stupid idiom, as it's literally impossible.

[Anonymous No.14331451]

>>14331436
Save it, its all yours my friend

[Anonymous No.14331463]

>>14330280
>Though I’ve gotten a woman or two in underwear.
Errr you missed your chance.

[Anonymous No.14331469]

>>14330208
Shoot them and ask questions later.

[Anonymous No.14331477]

>>14328753
Have you ever been to NYC or Long Island to taste actually good pizza?

[Anonymous No.14331478]

>>14329790
Why are you such a faggot. I've never worked for a company where I'm expected to get a tip. Be a bitch all you want but expecting tips is no way to go through life.

[Anonymous No.14331496]

>>14331478
seethe harder, cunt

[Anonymous No.14331499]

>>14331463
I've had chances for that, the chicks that do that are not very attractive and likely have diseases and conditions .

[Anonymous No.14331504]

>>14331496
You make no sense, why would I seethe about not working for some shithole where tips are expected? Explain youself.

[Anonymous No.14331552]

>>14331496
Yeah right, I'm a cunt yet you're the faggot working for tips. Have a good time explaining that.

[Anonymous No.14331557]

>>14331496
Are you going to put "working for tips like a whoar" on a resume?

[Anonymous No.14331599]

Do you get angry when people don't tip despite that being the morally superior option?

[Anonymous No.14332439]

>>14331450
>thinking idioms are using literal language

[Anonymous No.14332571]

>>14330092
>Some people or groups just ain’t gonna do it as often.

elaborate please

[Anonymous No.14332583]

>>14328768
Bicycle?
Q: Ever got invited inside at some 60 yo tranny, and thought, What the hell, might as well.

[Anonymous No.14332867]

>all this excessive spacing
jesus christ, what a fucking eyesore. are you retarded? oh wait, you're a deliveryfag, so yes.

[Anonymous No.14332891]

Have you encountered a fat cunt pretending to have people over to justify buying pizza?

[Anonymous No.14332936]

>>14328807
>>14328769
supply chain worker here.
the dough is just basic pizza dough. Water, sugar, salt, oil, flour, yeast.
There is a seasoning blend that goes through a third party to keep it a secret so i cant help you there

[Anonymous No.14332945]

>>14332583
i like how that started as a question and then turned into an admission

[Anonymous No.14332953]

>>14329313
Fuck off incel, your ruining the pizza thread

[Anonymous No.14332992]

>>14329313
that other person died and it's all your fault. i guess you were driving since you're the only one who survived. hope you kill yourself over it.

[Anonymous No.14333035]

>>14328753
How many black qt females order pizza for themselves? Are u black?

[Anonymous No.14333049]

>>14331599
Tip is retarded

[Anonymous No.14333110]

>>14330092

how much of a hassle is it to get paid out your credit card tips? i am doing dominoes contactless delivery pretty frequently and i have been tipping via card online.


>Most I’ve been tipped yet is about 7 odd bucks

sorry that the most you have gotten is 7. i tip 30% for delivery because gas and insurance and niggers that don't tip. i think they know me now cause my food has been getting here in 35 minutes when i order on the day shift.

[Anonymous No.14333137]

>>14329688
five years ago i ordered a dominoes drunk and passed out before it got there. woke up to five missed calls from the delivery guy. it was right before closing time too, i still feel bad about it. you could say i have PTSD

[Anonymous No.14333181]

>>14329313

[Anonymous No.14333805]

>>14332936
wow so helpful thanks

[Anonymous No.14333826]

>>14329522
One city I used to live in had stricter licensing requirements if you were mixing dough on site.
Mixing dough offsite and letting it ferment in transit when you're sending bags of other ingredients anyway isn't the worst idea.