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What is the perfect chili cheese dog?

>> No.14317211

>>14317201
QOG WOG EOG ROG TOG YOG UOG IOG OOG POG AOG SOG DOG FOG GOG HOG JOG KOG LOG ZOG XOG COG VOG BOG NOG MOG. AND WE HAVENT EVEN BEGUN. YEAH. CHILI. COLD. HOT. FEED IT

>> No.14317216

>>14317211
Trying too hard. Stop shitting up the board attention whore

>> No.14317243

>>14317211
I want to stab you

>> No.14317673
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>> No.14317677

>>14317216
>>14317243
You're trying to goad me into calling you that word but I won't give you the satisfaction.

>> No.14317686

>>14317201
Sweet FUCKing Christ that looks good

>> No.14317691

>>14317201
1. Remove chili
2. Remove cheese
3. Remove hotdog
4. Add bratwurst
5. Add sauerkraut and mustard
You're welcome

>> No.14317748

>>14317677
Youre an imposter. IMPOSTER.

>> No.14317806

>>14317201
Add some diced onion and some yellow mustard that chili dog

>> No.14317824

>>14317691
Basiert

>> No.14318102

>>14317201
Look honey, anon went out to 7-11 to get lunch. He's growing up so fast.

>> No.14318510
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>> No.14318533

I like it when they use bean free chili, diced onions, cheese sauce, and stick a finger up my ass

>> No.14318553

I tried all kinds of American meme foods and came to the conclusion that this is a completely retarded concept.

But when you replace the cheap bun with actual bread, the wiener with salad and the plastic American cheese-like product with mozzarella it actually turns into a good meal. Makes one think.

>> No.14318567

>>14318533
I can stick more than my finger up your ass.

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>>14317201
>Pic related

And loaded down with shredded cheese and maybe diced onion/mustard

>> No.14318578

>>14318567
Like, two fingers? Is that legal?

>> No.14318585

>>14318510

If this is a serious post, it's a failure. The wheenie is way too long and the cheese part is a bit too wide. Balance has not been achieved. Go back and study OP's pic which has pretty good balance. You will have excellent mouthfeel for cheese, chili, wheenie, and bun.

Extra mouthfeeliness points if the bun was steamed so that it's warm and soft.

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>>14318570
Imagine being a Castleberry cuck and not the lone Wolf Brand chad posting the objectively correct chili dog chili.

>> No.14318604 [DELETED] 

The Okidog
>two wieners
>fried pastrami
>chili
>cheese
All wrapped up in a tortilla.

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14318614

The Okidog
>two wieners
>fried pastrami
>chili
>cheese
All wrapped up in a tortilla.

>> No.14318625
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>>14318597
Based and chili-pilled.

>> No.14318630

So long as there is beans in the chili, it's God tier/

>> No.14318645

>>14317673

That looks good af, I don't think I've had a chili cheese dog with actual cheese instead of whiz/nacho cheese.

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>>14318597

Wolf Brand chili is based, except you gotta have the beenz.

>> No.14318678

>>14318667
They won't do butt stiff to you if you have the beans though. I've asked

>> No.14318689

>>14318585

>complaining about dog length to bun ratio

You're a failure as a human.

>> No.14318763

>>14317201
Ohhhh Im Doooggginnnnggg! Where is this joint? Looks 10/10. Maybe some thin diced onions on top.

>> No.14318808

>>14318614
This looks good, had it been deep fried and sealed up, even better.
Its a dirty slop-o-shit meal, at some point the hot dog and bun should just give way to a bowl of chili with cheese, sliced hot dogs, and crackers. You're going to need a fork anyway.

>> No.14318837

>>14317201
1.Garlic butter inside toasted bun, top split ideally.
2.Tiniest scant amount of batampe deli mustard in bun.
3.All beef kosher hotdog, griddled or butterfiled and griddled (not boiled). Hot dog should not be a dinner frank and too oversized fat, but appropriate size for bun.
4.Chili of choice, but I like a chili con carne with beans, utterly traditional american chili. I would not prefer the overminced overseasoned coney, castleberry, skyline, bens chili bowl, or cinncinati chili, but I get that it's fine for people walking in a theme park or boardwalk with their dog eating with their hands. A great chili dog is a knife and fork meal in my book.
5. Real aged cheddar shreds either quickly broiled on top or melted by virtue of steaming hot chili.
6. Sprinkle of minced red onion on top.

You must have skin on fries on the side, maybe tots. It's for whatever is left on your plate. Fork of both fries and chili, cheese, random onion.

>> No.14319027

>>14318570
this shit is dope af

>>14318597
i should try this

>>14318667
i had some hormel no beans chili today because it was in the pantry and we're still technically in a quarantine, and so i've been eating all the canned food that will expire soon

i didn't care much for it. i am going to try wolf brand next time.

>> No.14319031

>>14317673
that is the cutest damn thing i've ever seen for some reason

>> No.14319038

>Bun
grilled

>Chili
Oniony & thick

>Cheese
replace with spicy mustard

>> No.14319051

>>14317201
I feel bad for people who lived before the present timeline. Imagine spending your entire life foraging for sun-cooked pistachios and dead possums, getting in a time machine, and being presented with THIS. You'd shit your god damn pants, both literally and figuratively. Literally because your digestive system wouldn't be ready for it, and figuratively because you wouldn't be able to conceive of this level of specialization in food production.

>> No.14319056

>>14317673
why does this remind me of donald trump

>> No.14319728

>>14317201
Chili and cheese and some red onion on a toasted bun, for me I like simplicy.

>> No.14319733

>>14319056
Maybe because it's good?

>> No.14319780

>>14319056
Everything remindes you of Trump because your seething that shillary lost and you wont admit it even years later.

>> No.14319803

>>14319056
Because its not bobble head biden.

>> No.14319806

>>14319780
lmao November is gonna be so amazing when you fuckers REEEEEEE

>> No.14319810

>>14319806
k

>> No.14319844

>>14319810
Expected loser response

>> No.14319852

>>14319844
kk

>> No.14319856

>>14319852
gay. congrats.

>> No.14319867

>>14319806
ok right with a retard head bobbled head biden, if the best you can do.
You know that's pretty sad/

>> No.14319881

>>14319856
Yes, yes you are.

>> No.14319889

Let the demoshits dig their own graves.

>> No.14319908

The more that the demoshits yammer the more they make no sense and just want to make money for themselvres.
They're so obvious.

>> No.14319917

Just look at this shitbag coumo in ny, nobody paid attention to that democrat sack of shit. Executive order after another, more boring bullshit from that cunt.

>> No.14319931

Is anyone better off in ny by dealing with this coumo bullshit, he's just as stupid as his father. That family shit in politics is 100% full of shit.

>> No.14319937

poster boy sack of shit for the demoshits.

>> No.14319945

>>14317201
KISS, keep it simple stupid and throw on crunchy onion rings

>> No.14320406

>>14318510
This makes me sad for some reason

>> No.14320654
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14320654

>>14317201

>> No.14320800

>cheese

Waste of a perfectly good chili dog.

>> No.14320844

>>14318510
Looks good.

>>14318585
Shut up retard.

>> No.14320857

horrible food. i might like a hot dog on a bun with a small dollop of a nice thick chile sauce, but no meat or beans, no cheese. like a mole or something. chili dogs ruin the elegance of a handheld dog. too messy

>> No.14320860

>>14320857
Hot dogs are many things but elegant isn't one of them.

>> No.14320884

>>14320654
fuck this looks delicious. I'm not really a big hot dog guy but damn I bet I could kill like 5 of those right now.

>> No.14320887

>>14317201
simple recipe
>cajun sausage
>denisons meatless chili with an egg drop
>shredded sharp cheddar
>cast iron pan toasted potato bun

>> No.14320888

>>14320857
The pathetic thing is that people think that means something, kind of like beans or not with chili. Its like who the fuck cares?

>> No.14320916

>>14318597
>>14318625
>>14318667
Wolf is trash. I opened a can of it once and it was fucking orange. Terrible quality control, and terrible taste.

>> No.14321222
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14321222

>all beef Frank
>pretzel bub
>beer cheese
>homemade chili
>optional mustard/onions

>> No.14321228

I like them with just enough chili and cheese that you can still pick them up and eat them like a regular hot dog

>> No.14321861
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14321861

>>14321222
>home made chili
my chili sucks

>> No.14322784

>>14319056
Because it looks like shit