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I'm done with cooking, everything I make is garbage. How bad would it fuck up my health if I decided to just live off of just protein shakes, frozen dinners and occasionally fast food?

>> No.14310573

Are you guessing that it would make you an anime girl? I don't understand your choice of image.

>> No.14310583

>>14310573
Pic was unrelated, I just don't have very many images on my PC that aren't porn.

>> No.14310594

how about you live off my cum instead you faggot

>> No.14310666

>>14310573
an anime girl drawn by circa 2002 weebs

>> No.14311040

>>14310563
Wow this image looks early 00s as hell

>> No.14311193

>>14310666
Good times

>> No.14311227

>>14310563
What did you set off the fire alarm?

>> No.14311229

My great uncle was a lifelong bachelor who basically lived on frozen dinners. Your biggest issue will be sodium.

>> No.14311303
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14311303

You'll feel like shit and slowly run out of whatever nutrients you cant find in corn, brownies, and cardboard steak. Enjoy dying at 40 so you can avoid the necessary skills for living healthy.

>> No.14311312

>>14310573
>I don't understand your choice of image.
what is up with all these fucking newfags who don't know that the picture doesn't have to be related??

>> No.14311319

>>14310573
Back to гeddit kill yourself on the way out

>> No.14311329

>>14311312
>>14311319
Nice, an obvious samefag newfag. A new one to tick off on my fagspotter's chart.

>> No.14311333
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>>14311329
Try again champ

>> No.14311338

>>14311333
ok, just a samefag but still new enough to have never been banned for off topic OP images.

>> No.14311346

>>14311229
>>14310563
Your colon will pay for it. Try something simple like coleslaw or meatloaf or mac n'cheese or chilli.

>> No.14311363
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>14311338

Get a load of this retard

>> No.14311499

>>14310563
just make sure you eat some veggies, anon.

>> No.14311564

>>14311333
>>14311338
I never understood using a screenshot as proof. What stops you from using inspect element and just editing out one (You)? Also, checked.

>> No.14311571

>>14310563
You could do a kale, parsley, strawberry and milk smoothie in the morning with some wholewheat toast. That would give you all the vitamin K and C plus a good amount of B vitamins and calcium, iron and iodine.

Lunch you could buy a side salad or bag of carrot sticks to go with a Big Mac and choose orange juice instead of milkshake. More vitamins and the burger will give you more B vitamins and zinc.

A frozen dinner in the evening, maybe buy a bag of salad leaves and throw a handful on the side of the plate.

As long as you make smart choices with each meal and don't eat tons, you'll be fine. Keep things like nuts, seeds, raisins, celery sticks, grapes, berries around for snacks instead of chunk food.

>> No.14311583

>>14311312
it's the op's responsibility to ensure the thread topic is more interesting than the image.

you're both fags for failing to realize this.

>> No.14311637

>>14311329
The only faggot here, is you.

>> No.14312229

>>14310666
>>14311040
still has more soul than any modern anime

>> No.14312242
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14312242

have you ever considered Soylent? I think it may be perfect for you OP

>> No.14312360

>>14310563
beans and rice

>> No.14312452

>>14310563
>I'm done with cooking, everything I make is garbage.
How is that even possible? Are you incapable of following simple instructions?

>> No.14312530

I honestly don't understand how something like this is possible. Just watch a few videos on youtube of the dish you want to try and follow the one which looks the best to you. Even with 0 cooking experience beyond making toast you should make OK food by doing that.

>> No.14312798

>>14312360
>beans and rice
This.

http://www.grouprecipes.com/73215/arroz-de-tomate-e-feijao---rice-with-tomato-and-beans.html

>> No.14312859

>>14311564
I'm the anon from >>14311312
I didn't samefag and I'm not the other guy.
I'm not even a guy.

But believe whatever you want since I can't prove shit and this is a fucking cooking board after all.

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>>14311583
pic unrelated has always been a thing on this site, you're fucking new for not knowing this.

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14312958

>he's having a meltdown because someone is posting anime pictures on an anime website

>> No.14313375

>>14312865
OP did not say that you retard. You're talking about a very different thing. Lurk until you understand it.