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You know, ordinarily I wouldn't even consider eating a calzone in the car.

>> No.14309302

That looks like a deflated football I’d find in my shed

>> No.14309307

Why does it look furry

>> No.14309513

When I was a forklift driver working 12 hours shifts I used to eat while driving and it was a fucking saucy kebab massacre in the forklift

>> No.14309517

>>14309307
All bread

>> No.14309520

>>14309296
You shouldn't be eating anything in the car at the moment unless you disinfected your hands first

>> No.14309534

>>14309296
Ah so that’s how ‘hitting rock bottom’ looks like

>> No.14309545

>>14309534
IDK. I think sucking off dudes for money to buy meth is still worse.

>> No.14309555

I'd be ashamed to eat such a shitty garbage calzone in public too. Learn how to cook faggot.

>> No.14309580

>>14309296
are you eating it or nibbling it like a mouse

>> No.14309583

>>14309545
>I think sucking off dudes for money to buy meth is still worse.
only if you get mugged after

>> No.14309685
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>>14309296
Is there anything even in there? Looks like all bread

I fucking slammed this Long John Silver's in my car today. I love car eating

>> No.14309686

>>14309513
underrated kek

>> No.14309690

>>14309513
based

>>14309520
covid infection through ingestion is completely unheard of and virtually impossible

>> No.14309692

>>14309685
I don't think there's a single one left on Long Island

>> No.14309897

>that many bites
>not a hint of filling
and you probably paid $10 for that dogshit lmao

>> No.14310098

ITT people who have never had a calzone

>> No.14310129

>>14309296
necronomicon

>> No.14310246
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>>14309685
>used to have a Long John Silvers near me
>would eat at it every few months
>shit was great
>they eventually closed down
god I wish I could get some Long John Silvers right now.

>> No.14310248

>>14309296
>that stubby thumb
lol little cock

>> No.14310295

>>14309296
I never eat in my car because I wouldn't want to crap my pants (inb4 some retard says your food doesn't go through your intestines that quickly; it's not the food you just ate, it's the gastrocolic reflex eating causes).

>> No.14310310

>>14310295
Did you get called poopy pants when you were in school poopy pants?

>> No.14310315

>>14309685
>overpaying for a pile of soggy fries and greasy breading
ya dun goofed

>> No.14310362

>>14310315
fuck you man it's delicious.

>> No.14310364

>>14310310
I didn't eat while in a car when I was a kid, so no. Gastrocolic reflex isn't a medical condition. It's standard human biology unless you're an ostomy bag wearing colon cancer survivor or something.

>> No.14310444

why woudln't anyone eat a calzone

>> No.14312011

>>14310444
Idk man I see anti-calzone brigades come out whenever a calzone is mentioned. "It's just a folded over pizza" kind of idiocy

>> No.14312013

>>14310295
???????

>> No.14312133

>>14310295
what the fuck are you talking about? do you shit your pants while eating?

>> No.14312292

>>14309555
>Learn how to cook faggot
how does one cook a faggot, though?

>> No.14312299

>>14312292
it’s a sausage made into a meatball. it’s not difficult unless you’re retarded.