/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14305366]

ITT: Foods that trigger /ck/

[Anonymous No.14305376]

[Anonymous No.14305430]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE A TASTY CHEESE LIKE PRODUCT THAT MELTS WELL AND IS CHEAP! YOU HAVE TO BUY MY OVERPRICED, STINKY GARBAGE THAT DOESN'T MELT FOR SHIT.

[Anonymous No.14305431]

>>14305366
plastic isn't food

[Anonymous No.14305439]

>>14305431
Retard

[Anonymous No.14305469]

>>14305430
what kind of fucking cheese are you melting? aged gouda?

better yet, what shit toaster are you using that cant melt cheese?

[Anonymous No.14305476]

>>14305366

[Anonymous No.14305706]

>>14305469
lmao who melts cheese in a toaster you fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.14305732]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LIKE COMPLEX FLAVORS THAT HURT MY TONGUE FOOD SHOULD BE MOOSHY AND MILD THE QUEEN SAYS SO

[Anonymous No.14305747]

>>14305366
>american
Invented by a canadian btw

[Anonymous No.14305761]

[Anonymous No.14305763]

>>14305747
We actually consume a lot of processed cheese slices and things like velveeta and cheese whiz up here. I'd never heard anyone call it "american cheese" in real life.

[Anonymous No.14305773]

>>14305747
god damn that such a big dick move of america

t.Canadian hey guys look at this inventive and delicious way to make use of dairy scraps

America cool story faggot go back to being an ice fairy and worshiping the queen

t.America hey world check out our new cheese slices these bitches go great on a burger

[Anonymous No.14305783]

>>14305763
lol thats because you guys arent legally allowed to call it cheese
thats why in canada you call it kraft dinner
while in america we call it macaroni and cheese dinner or easy mac for short

[Anonymous No.14305785]

>>14305469
Based Reddit

[Anonymous No.14305789]

>>14305366
I love me some plastic flavoured cheese product

[Anonymous No.14305797]

>>14305789
t.trying to act cool in front of internet strangers

must suck limiting your palet to only things internet people allow you to like

[Anonymous No.14305801]

>>14305797
I just said I loved it, you retarded Amerilard.

[Anonymous No.14305805]

>>14305801
crys in cucked but but anon i said i loved it i totally fooled you right
god i wish big brother africa or middle east was here to beat you up but theyre to busy with my daughter

[Anonymous No.14305807]

>>14305783
No, we still call it processed cheese. Kraft Dinner is just a brand name, anyways, like calling tissues "Kleenex". Most stores have their store brand which is exactly the same stuff and called "macaroni and cheese dinner". Hell, I've got a box of KD in my pantry somewhere and it probably says "macaroni and cheese" on it.

[Anonymous No.14305808]

>>14305805
lol you eat plastic

[Anonymous No.14305813]

>>14305732
I just saw you in another thread, brits literally conquered the world for spices you nonwhite faggot

[Anonymous No.14305827]

>>14305808
The misnomer "plastic cheese" actually comes from the legal definition of what can be labelled "American cheese", which requires added milk product in order for it to be "plastic" as in malleable or pliable instead of crumbly.
If you're ESL, I can understand the confusion of the word "plastic" as in pliable with the word "plastic" as in an organic polymer. To add to further confusion for your malnourished brain, not all plastics are plastic, and not everything that's plastic is plastic.

[Anonymous No.14305830]

>>14305807
it doesnt trust dude my family is half canadian and i go to toronto all the time
yah you guys have to call it processed cheese product while in most the world its just called american cheese
no name probably uses actual cheese
>>14305808
bruh you have to have a license to watch porn and your goverment videotapes everything you do and will put you in jail if you offend big brother africa or big brother middle east

[Anonymous No.14305838]

>>14305813
>brits literally conquered the world for spices
false
also im german scotirish and norwegian
unlike you i didnt get any of those manlet tiny dick english genes
enjoy being 5'8 with moobs and a 4inch pecker

[Anonymous No.14305864]

>>14305830
>trust dude my family is half canadian
I'm full Canadian, in case you couldn't tell, retard. Here's the fucking ingredient list for our local store brand mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.14305875]

>>14305830
And here's the fucking ingredient list from a box of Kraft Dinner. Print it out and shove it up your ass. Fucking make me go open my pantry...

[Anonymous No.14305880]

>>14305864
yah that box uses cheddar cheese?
its not impossible to make mac n cheese powder without american cheese i was just explaining your laws and relating it to kraft since thats what kraft uses

[Anonymous No.14305887]

>>14305875
yah they use cheese suace so they cant call it mac n cheese
why are oyu so dumb and angry

its 100% illegal in canada to label american cheese as cheese you guys have to call it processed cheese product what dont you understand

[Anonymous No.14305891]

>>14305880
Are you fucking seriously this fucking retarded? Am I arguing with a twelve year old here?

[Anonymous No.14305896]

>>14305887
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm. 10/10, you baited me well, third-world monkey pretending to be an American.

[Anonymous No.14305923]

>>14305896
no dude youre just the worst combination of stubborn and dumb

i should have just made this picture for you earlier since apparently googling is way to complex for you

[Anonymous No.14305978]

its also why they call it kraft slices there
because kraft processed cheese slices sounds bad

[Anonymous No.14305993]

>>14305366
Cheeses on trigger Europoors and people from Wisconsin

[Anonymous No.14306001]

>>14305923
I already called the ambulance. I'm sending the fucking bill to you instead of MSP.

[Anonymous No.14306005]

>>14305430
>thinking eating (((Kraft))) is sticking it to the Europeans
>not at least having White American, the finest cheese

[Anonymous No.14306015]

>>14305366
>>14305430
i can only upload 1 image at once but the one of that one anime girl vomiting

[Anonymous No.14306027]

>>14306005
BROOOO white american cheese makes the best fucking queso
and its so fucking easy i always love making this shit for friends because they think im some sort of wizard for adding white american cheese to half and half and mixing in garlic powder fresh garlic and jalapenos

if im feeling fancy ill mix in some shrimp cooked in garlic butter and spices with some adobo chipotle

[Anonymous No.14306034]

>>14306015
pre shredded cheese is a sin
yes id like to pay extra for a worse product because im lazy

[Anonymous No.14306069]

you're right OP it did trigger a bunch of these retards kek

[Anonymous No.14306099]

>>14305891
>>14305896
I'd say this thread is successful

[Anonymous No.14306125]

>>14306015
>Mmmmm sawdust

[Anonymous No.14306185]

Grits. Are. For. Slave. Niggers. Thanks

[Anonymous No.14306411]

>>14306015
Are Americans really so lazy that they can't shred their own cheese?

[Anonymous No.14306413]

>>14306411
It's time to make America grate again.

[Anonymous No.14306414]

>>14305827
>>14305830
lol you eat plastic

[Anonymous No.14306418]

>>14306414
better then having some tiny 6inch dick

[Anonymous No.14306420]

>>14306414
See, you're using "plastic" as a noun, when the term is actually "plastic" as an adjective. Good luck on your TOEFL!

[Anonymous No.14306425]

sorry not sorry pal

[Anonymous No.14306427]

>>14306015
>can only upload 1 image at once
why not both?

[Anonymous No.14306435]

>>14306425
How often is fake cocoa used in America? If using real cocoa is a selling point I'm assuming it must be rather prevalent.

[Anonymous No.14306456]

Thread is less foods that trigger /ck/ and more autistic eurotrash throwing tantrums.

[Anonymous No.14306466]

>>14306435
Almost never. It's common for American brands to try to make themselves sound superior by hyping up basic stuff that literally ever brand does.

For example, milk brands in the US will always boast that they milk came from cows that weren't treated with a growth hormone called rBST. The thing is, almost no one actually uses rBST anymore but brands will still use this as a selling point despite the fact that none of their competitors use it either.

[Anonymous No.14306471]

>>14305376
took me a second.

[Anonymous No.14306586]

>>14306435
this >>14306466
its how shit like activated almonds became a meme

[Anonymous No.14306646]

>>14305813
yeah and now you have a race traitor prince and need a license to carry a spoon. great job m8!

[Anonymous No.14306647]

Look at all these American simpletons who think there is anything of value on their pasteurized cheese product.
Imagine feeling attached to something so objectively bad, imagine letting this attachment cloud your judgment to the point you feel the need to defend it.

There is nothing good about American cheese. The color is a calculated shade brought by an immature expectation of what cheese should look like, and achieved trough artificial means. Its only reason to be is some food scientist thinking to himself "Well, this is what cheese looks like, right?"
The flavor is a mix of placebo and regret. While freshness or careful aging create the complex flavors of cheese, this American parody lacks such privileges, whatever aroma it may have is purely coincidental, whatever illusion of flavor it may posses is only due to the dopamine high Americans get when eating something fatty.
The texture is like softened wax, because that is what it most likely is. It covers your mouth in a plastic-like fatty layer that Americans love confusing for enjoyment.
And by far the most pathetic argument I see repeated over and over again, the fact it melts. The characteristic often posted as the sole redeeming quality is something shared by almost all substances in the world, that things soften when hot. Almost all cheeses melt, not that you would want to as different cheeses are meant to be eaten at different temperatures. But the ones that are often melted are superior, they impart great flavor, fat and texture, just look at mozzarella with its milky flavor and stringy texture even after melted. American cheese only serves as a brightly colored layer of fat, might as well top your burgers with some butter, you will get much better results that way.

American cheese is the margarine of cheese. A publicity stunt for a cost-cutting measure that Americans ate right up and now feel a worthless sense of nostalgia for.

[Anonymous No.14306661]

>>14306647
Margarine is more convenient than butter when you live somewhere with temps regularly below 10deg. Fight me, smuglord.

[Anonymous No.14306669]

>>14306647

[Anonymous No.14306677]

>>14306661
>>14306669
When your culture centers around eating plastic flavoured chemical cheese product and you're proud of it

[Anonymous No.14306682]

>>14306647
am I a coomer if anime poster make me horny? I know you are making fun of my culture and acting arrogant but still..

[Anonymous No.14306683]

>>14306677
call us when you can win a war without our help

[Anonymous No.14306689]

>>14306677
Nice to see them in circulation

[Anonymous No.14306694]

>>14306677
how does this image make you feel?

[Anonymous No.14306709]

>>14306677
>The misnomer "plastic cheese" actually comes from the legal definition of what can be labelled "American cheese", which requires added milk product in order for it to be "plastic" as in malleable or pliable instead of crumbly.
>If you're ESL, I can understand the confusion of the word "plastic" as in pliable with the word "plastic" as in an organic polymer. To add to further confusion for your malnourished brain, not all plastics are plastic, and not everything that's plastic is plastic.

[Anonymous No.14306734]

Yeah I get it, every American processed food triggers /ck/ hahahah. Very clever, never gets old.

[Anonymous No.14306744]

>>14306694

>This shit costs upwards of $5 per can, sometimes more

Hell, you could get a brick of actual cheddar cheese that could last a week for less than that.

As a kid, I'd ask my mom to buy this stuff for me, and she always refused. Now, as an adult buying my own groceries, I can see why.

[Anonymous No.14307426]

Doesn't trigger me. It tastes good. So do proper cheeses.

[Anonymous No.14307429]

>>14305366
So triggered

[Anonymous No.14307433]

>>14306744
My dog loves me to spray cheese into a toy for her to lick out

[Anonymous No.14307441]

>>14305706
Toaster oven

[Anonymous No.14307443]

>>14306694
These are fucking delicious. The American one is toppest tier. Spray on celery for a healthy snack.

[Anonymous No.14307448]

>>14305838
My husband is Italian and Irish and he has a huge schlong

[Anonymous No.14307452]

i fucking love kraft singles

slice'll do ya as a snack

>>14307448

nice bro

[Anonymous No.14307456]

>>14306005
Land of lakes white American

[Anonymous No.14307459]

>>14306411
Lol I just met a woman who can’t even CUT HER OWN VEGETABLES.

She said she ordered a home meal kit and “hates it” because it requires her to “cut up tomatoes and stuff.”

[Anonymous No.14307465]

>>14306413
Underrated

[Anonymous No.14307499]

[Anonymous No.14307502]

>>14307499
e gg

[Anonymous No.14307506]

>>14305376
yummy yummy imma about to soak some pintos right ow.

[Anonymous No.14307510]

>>14305838
>also im german scotirish and norwegian
You're a mutt

[Anonymous No.14307539]

>>14305838
>also im german scotirish and norwegian

[Anonymous No.14307579]

>>14305838
>also im german scotirish and norwegian

[Anonymous No.14308277]

Literally anything from them

[Anonymous No.14308363]

>>14307448
thats because the whole whites have small cock meme
comes purely from the british theyre like the pugs or chihuahuas of the white race
inbreed to hell with extremely inferior genetics

[Anonymous No.14308369]

>>14307539
>>14307579
cope harder 5'8 dicklet with ugly hair and brown eyes

[Anonymous No.14308467]

>>14306677
not just french, vitun pelle

[Anonymous No.14309842]

[Anonymous No.14310106]

>>14305366
Anything vegan sends CK on a year long rant, even foods that are already vegan like lettuce

[Anonymous No.14310472]

>>14305838
>>14305732
>being this helplessly obsessed
>insulting other mens' masculinity when you have pictures of almost nude muscular men saved on your computer to make yourself feel better about how much you hate people who are on a different continent
Seek help.

[Anonymous No.14310547]

>>14305706
It's easy to do in a regular toaster. Just put it on its side. Doing that for years.

[Anonymous No.14310579]

[Anonymous No.14310623]

>>14305732
based

[Anonymous No.14310642]

>>14310579
Has science gone too far? Or not far enough?

[Anonymous No.14310679]

SEETHING

[Anonymous No.14310686]

Ketchup. Noooo. Sauce must be hot sauce or some foreign sauce to impress my butt pirate libtard frens.

[Anonymous No.14310689]

>>14310579
fucking americans

[Anonymous No.14310690]

For me, its the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.14310699]

>>14310686
I legit just hate ketchup and always have. I've never understand the love for it. Same with mustard.

[Anonymous No.14310727]

>>14305783
>muh legality argument
who told you this? "cheese" is really generic term. Do you think someone cant label a wine if its not made with grapes? or steak if its not beef?
also, post deli meat or sausages and faggots will cry about what its supposed to be called or made with because its in another country.

[Anonymous No.14310747]

>>14310689
Yeah, that's right. Fucking Americans indeed. I can't wait to see mac&cheese machines pop up in bars and 7-11s. The stuff is way better for you than burgers or fried chicken. Mac&cheese goes great with beer.

[Anonymous No.14310759]

>>14310747
>its better than burgers or fried chicken
>source: trust me bro, im fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.14310775]

>>14310759
You're just pissed off because you can't turn into a tub of shit fast enough.

[Anonymous No.14310799]

>>14305430

[Anonymous No.14310815]

>>14310679

Why not just make that fake food out of bugs? Seriously, you can still say you don't eat meat. It might be a little more nutrious. The only people that would eat those things wouldn't mind eating bugs if you tell them it will help fight the facists.

[Anonymous No.14310835]

>>14305923

Wait the pictures said no artificial flavors, preservatives or added colors from artificial sources.

But /CK/ is telling me the cheese is all those things.

Who should I believe? The internet or a capitalist clown?

[Anonymous No.14310836]

>>14305732

Hot sauce objectively ruins your palette and taste buds. Its like asking some one with meth mouth what tastes good.

[Anonymous No.14310854]

>>14310835
technically the american cheese isn't made out of any of these. Look up what they're made of, anon

[Anonymous No.14310991]

>>14310699
>>>14310686
>I legit just hate ketchup and always have. I've never understand the love for it. Same with mustard.

Pardon me. Do you have any grey poupon? Lol.

[Anonymous No.14310997]

>>14310854
>Look up what they're made of, anon

No you do what I tell you to, bitch. You don't order me around.

[Anonymous No.14311003]

>>14305366
>Cheese product
Why why WHY would you buy this crap. THE ACTUAL AMERICAN CHEESE IS USUALLY NEXT TO IT.

[Anonymous No.14311102]

>>14307433

Is this "toy" your anus?

[Anonymous No.14311114]

[Anonymous No.14312352]

>>14311114
used to fill up a takeaway container full of those boneless wings after every shift when i used to work at applebee's. saved a shitton of money on food but gained a lot of weight and a drug addiction.

[Anonymous No.14312378]

>>14305430
>tasty
americans really think this shit in rectangular form is "tasty"?

[Anonymous No.14312383]

>>14305813
they had to eat mutton with mint sauce before. I'd conquer the world too, if that meant a bit variation on my plate

[Anonymous No.14312390]

>>14311003
Haha you are seething because you cant afford Kraft American enjoy your bacteria loaf poorfag

[Anonymous No.14312405]

Why can't I get my steak the way I like it? How come a dude can marry a dude but I can't get a burnt steak because "that's wrong!"

[Anonymous No.14312421]

>>14312405
Because you cant afford steak

[Anonymous No.14312430]

>>14310106
DEATH TO THE SALAD EATERS!
https://youtu.be/cB2-JYACi4M?t=35

[Anonymous No.14312438]

>>14310579
Is there a cheese dispenser next to it, or is the mac and cheese dispenser its own separate thing?

[Anonymous No.14312474]

>>14305747
This isn't a hard concept, even a knuckle-dragging american should be able to figure it out.

[Anonymous No.14312482]

>>14312474
Haha canadians so embarrassed about their president blackface they want to be part of America

[Anonymous No.14312494]

>>14310679
haha i follow that instagram meme page too, it's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.14312534]

>>14312378
apparently, yuropoors also think this or they wouldnt have all of our fast food restaurants littered all over their cities. seethe more.

[Anonymous No.14312540]

>>14312534
>thinking McShit and co got big because of the "cheese"
lmao

[Anonymous No.14312543]

>>14312352
Was there crack in the wings?

[Anonymous No.14312549]

>>14312540
so they leave off the cheese and put their smoked gouda on the big mac instead? youre coping really hard right now.

[Anonymous No.14312562]

>>14312549
yes, because the big mac is just about the cheese.
The entire menu in a McD is nothing but cheese, how could they survive without it.
If you really believe that the burgers are a hit because of the cheese, and not the simple fact that it's a warm meal you can eat on the go, you are a braindead retard

[Anonymous No.14312569]

>>14310472
Thank you for that laugh, anon.

[Anonymous No.14312587]

>>14310699
>Hates mustard
Cool it down big guy

[Anonymous No.14312594]

>>14312352
>>14312543
Those are tendies not wings. Show me on a chicken where you can find a boneless wing

[Anonymous No.14312595]

>>14312474
If this is true then why do all you no -americand call people from the USA Americans? Shouldn't you be calling us United States of Americans or some shit?

[Anonymous No.14312601]

>>14312594
>Remove wing from chicken
>Remove bone from said wing
Wa la

[Anonymous No.14312630]

>>14305430
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.14312634]

>>14312601
intentionally ignoring what someone meant is a sign of autism

[Anonymous No.14312717]

>>14312634
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.14312753]

>>14312595
the term "US-Americans" does exit you mongloid

[Anonymous No.14312816]

>>14312753
>t. US mutt

[Anonymous No.14312844]

>>14305430
t.

[Anonymous No.14312875]

>>14305366
>>14305476
These are both perfectly fine,

[Anonymous No.14313073]

>>14312595
I can call you "mutt" if you want to

[Anonymous No.14313136]

>>14312595
>THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICANS
sounds badass actually

[Anonymous No.14313212]

>>14306694
Always wanted to grab some of this and some MD 20/20 and have a whitetrash cheese and wine party

[Anonymous No.14313417]

>>14312595
because you are americans, you dumb fuck
americans is a superset of US residents/citizens
a bus full of mexicans, brazilians and canadians is a bus full of americans
this isn't hard

[Anonymous No.14313428]

>>14306694
Americans are so lucky this stuff is hard to come by in the Netherlands and sells out fast. costs $12 a can but worth it

[Anonymous No.14313431]

>>14313417
You seem jealous of Americans and that's understandable but you should probably take your schizo meds

[Anonymous No.14313680]

>>14306005
>White American
not possible

[Anonymous No.14313685]

>>14313680
Another victim of the culture war RIP

[Anonymous No.14313687]

>>14306456
>>14305430
obessed

[Anonymous No.14313692]

>>14313685
I stand corrected

[Anonymous No.14313995]

>>14312474
I had this argument with my friend who is an immigrant. I kept trying to tell them that Mexico is part of America and in fact so was Canada, Central America, the Caribbean, and South America were all apart of America(s). They were somehow convinced only the USA was America and the rest of countries were not.

Then implied that only Americans (ones from the USA) would think that the rest of countries in the continent were apart of America. Little do they know that most Americans from the USA wouldn't think that as would most non-Americans.