/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14304445]

What's the best food to eat high?

[Anonymous No.14304447]

>>14304445
a bullet

[Anonymous No.14304454]

>>14304445
a buckshot

[Anonymous No.14304455]

Whatever the fuck you want

[Anonymous No.14304464]

>>14304445
For that floats

[Anonymous No.14304478]

[Anonymous No.14304484]

>>14304455
this
I once was eating nuggets with ketchup and using napkins. I was so high, I ate the whole napkin with ketchup and I didn't even notice it

[Anonymous No.14304494]

>>14304445
Anything brother

[Anonymous No.14304510]

>>14304478
that looks fucking good
>>14304455
>>14304494
yeah yeah but some food are just ORGASMIC while high. I once made penne al vodka and ate an edible before hand and ended up up licking the pan where I made the sauce. I was full for the next day

[Anonymous No.14304533]

>>14304510
For me it's al vodka, hold the penne.

[Anonymous No.14304541]

>>14304445
fresh fruit
mangos have compounds that reinforces your high

[Anonymous No.14304545]

>>14304445
Some of the best foods I've eaten high were my own leftovers, especially curry.
You could also just eat junk food but what's the fun in that?

[Anonymous No.14304549]

>>14304445
Olives

[Anonymous No.14304552]

>>14304541
Damn seriously? That's cool, the more you know.

[Anonymous No.14304554]

For me its peach iced tea it's great for dry mouth

[Anonymous No.14304579]

>>14304445
i find myself eating mexican usually, make some tacos

[Anonymous No.14304626]

>>14304445
Peach cobbler

[Anonymous No.14304646]

>>14304445
cum

[Anonymous No.14304666]

fuckin mangoes

[Anonymous No.14304709]

>>14304646
this

[Anonymous No.14304729]

>>14304445

[Anonymous No.14304751]

[Anonymous No.14304756]

>>14304541
mangos are god tier even when sober
>>14304545
agreed, just feel like shit afterwards
>>14304579
authentic mexican while high sounds fucking bomb
>>14304646
I wonder if cum actually tastes different while high

[Anonymous No.14304763]

>>14304445
something healthy. Getting high is something you should when you're in a good mindset. Eating shitty unhealthy food won't put you in a good mindset that you need for mild hallucinogenics.

[Anonymous No.14304776]

>>14304763
>weed
>mild hallucinogenic
try psychoactive

[Anonymous No.14304778]

>>14304445

[Anonymous No.14304795]

>>14304776
if I get REALLY stoned I get LSD-like visuals

[Anonymous No.14304869]

>>14304776
Where I live it's legal and it's classified as a mild hallucinogen. It's also known as a psychoactive drug.

Definition:
>A hallucinogen is a psychoactive agent that often or ordinarily causes hallucinations, perceptual anomalies, and other substantial subjective changes in thought, emotion, and consciousness that are not typically experienced to such degrees with other categories of drugs.

That's why I mentioned eating healthier when smoking weed. The high is better if you're in a good mood.

[Anonymous No.14304877]

>>14304795
no you don't

[Anonymous No.14304894]

>>14304869
Gushers

[Anonymous No.14304908]

>>14304894
uh what?

>>14304877
Not that anon but I've taken a 50g edible before and about 30 minutes later I looked down and my legs were all wavy looking and moving in the wrong directions.
I've taken acid and not had that kind of visual before.
You just have to take an extremely high dose all at once. It's totally possible to hallucinate on THC.

[Anonymous No.14304913]

>>14304877
uh, I do. It's more apparent if you've taken lsd recently

[Anonymous No.14304991]

>>14304445
I got high and decided to make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, so I say that.

[Anonymous No.14304996]

How does it feel to eat something really really spicy?

[Anonymous No.14305001]

>>14304991
god, why am I the only person who doesn't care for oatmeal cookies of any kind?
And I like Oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.14305019]

>>14304996
Too good. I had to stop buying hot sauce cause it made me want to eat tacos all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.14305024]

>>14304445
>get high
thought you had to be 18+ to post here?

[Anonymous No.14305056]

>>14305001
idk man, i like oatmeal in pretty much every way i've tried it.

And as an update, the cookies were great. Hit exactly the itch I was having.

[Anonymous No.14305063]

Obvious answer is greasy deep fried crap (nuggets, fries, chicken strips, fish and chips) or just fruit if you don't want to pig out.
Munchy boxes basically if you can get those where you're at.

Or you could always also have a wank and forget to eat anything.

[Anonymous No.14305072]

>>14304445
stop behaving like a person of mahogany complexion

[Anonymous No.14305074]

>>14305024
You have to be 21+ to smoke where I live so...

[Anonymous No.14305078]

>>14304445
ramen

[Anonymous No.14305083]

>>14305024
blue board lul

[Anonymous No.14305088]

>>14304445
Stop getting high and do something with your life

[Anonymous No.14305094]

>>14305083
4channel still follows 4chan global rules, number 2 being you must be 18 or older to post.

[Anonymous No.14305124]

>>14305072
>>14305024
>>14305088
go back to /pol/ chuds

[Anonymous No.14305132]

>>14305124
highschool's over faggot

[Anonymous No.14305458]

>>14305088
I get high and do stuff all the time.
You're only a couch potato if you smoke indica.

[Anonymous No.14305555]

>>14305458
based sativa poster

[Anonymous No.14305600]

>>14305124
>chuds
Lol, imagine being this much of a fucking bigot in 2020.

[Anonymous No.14305607]

>>14304908
Meant to reply to the thread, not your post, sorry anon

[Anonymous No.14305638]

>>14304445
Fast food. I just had Popeye's and the cajun rice (dirty rice) was incredible

[Anonymous No.14305669]

>>14304445
On weed, a fatty meal.
On other drugs, usually fresh fruit. Then candy.

[Anonymous No.14305673]

>>14304445
>Honeycrisp apples
>oranges
>Peaches
>Mango
>Kiwi
>Strawberries
>Blueberries
>watermelon/honeydew/cantaloupe
>pineapple
>spicy corn chips
>Chicken wings/Nugs
>Extra crispy tots
>Lemonade

[Anonymous No.14305704]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.14305718]

>>14304445
Fresh, cold fruits are god tier. Grapes numba 1

[Anonymous No.14305726]

>>14305673
Dude I’m coming over to your place for dabs

[Anonymous No.14305728]

2 large medium pizzas

[Anonymous No.14305731]

>>14305607
no worries, it was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.14305750]

>>14304445
sweet and savory flavors combined like salted caramel pretzels

[Anonymous No.14305759]

>>14304445
weed

[Anonymous No.14305765]

Razor blades.

[Anonymous No.14305772]

>>14304447
thats not food you idiot

[Anonymous No.14305787]

The answer is simple

[Anonymous No.14305790]

I quit smoking weed a long time ago and threads like this remind me of how insufferable potheads are.

You're not special, in fact you're probably a bunch of retarded actual fags. Eat powdered bleach.

[Anonymous No.14305809]

>>14304445
Cheddar sandwiches. Cold, grilled, whatever extra fillings you desire, whatever bread, just the cheddar you enjoy in the way you enjoy it. Myself I like cold cheddar sandwiches on baguette with some cucumber, onions, sometimes avocado, and a bit of salted butter and mustard

[Anonymous No.14305831]

>>14305790
Oh but you just had to chime in and give your fucking life story and we're the insufferable fags, nobody asked you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.14305846]

>>14305790
>I came to the conclusion that "to be an adult, I can't have fun".
LMAOing at your life, desu, senpai.

[Anonymous No.14305870]

>>14305790
Sorry you got a job where you have to have clean piss

[Anonymous No.14305892]

>>14305790
only ones being insufferable are the clean edge /pol/tards itt

[Anonymous No.14305998]

>>14305790
you're not special either, nut licker.

[Anonymous No.14306020]

>>14305831
>>14305846
>>14305870
>>14305892
>>14305998
Seething degenerate transexual perverts.

[Anonymous No.14306028]

>>14304445
fresh fruit and some sort of sparkling beverage.

[Anonymous No.14306037]

>>14306020
Good god, is that all you can come up with, Mr.Sober?

[Anonymous No.14306042]

>>14306028
This sounds so good right now, fuuuuck

[Anonymous No.14306054]

>>14304445
>tastes good high, but theres better options
gas station food, uhhh my moms cold pasta

>pretty good
HOME COOKED FOOD turns out smackin as hell no matter what you're making. be careful with knives though
mexican food, like at a restraunt
mcdonalds & fast food

>GOD TIER
my nigga thai food is with the shits.
gooey foods


dude just eat your favorite foods

[Anonymous No.14306073]

I'm all about that deli meal from the grocery store. Potato salad and fried chicken. Cold La Croix to wash it down. Yeah boiiiiiii

[Anonymous No.14306087]

>>14306020
reminds me of my view on drugs from high school
you'll grow up eventually although this current crop of zoomers are getting themselves doxxed on tik tok so maybe you'll be a social pariah before you can enjoy drugs
cheers

[Anonymous No.14306102]

>>14306087
>current crop of zoomers are getting themselves doxxed on tik tok so maybe you'll be a social pariah
not that anon but wot??

[Anonymous No.14306104]

>>14306037
great reaction image
UCB is one of the best sketch comedy shows of all time
t. bong boy

[Anonymous No.14306109]

>>14304445

[Anonymous No.14306150]

>>14306104
That's from Conan though.

[Anonymous No.14306163]

>>14304445
taco bell

[Anonymous No.14306773]

>>14305790
You sound like a gay

[Anonymous No.14306820]

>>14306102
since the protests, zoomers are making tik toks that out themselves as racists because they can't help themselves from revealing their power levels
thus they get expelled and turned into social pariahs
9 year olds are on reddit these days it's only a matter of time before they fall down the rabbit hole
very entertaining from the outside

[Anonymous No.14306826]

>>14306820
>zoomers are making tik toks that out themselves as racists
Weird, I've only seen the tik toks of zoomers doxxing racists and ACAB non stop.

[Anonymous No.14306829]

NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERSKIKESKIKESKIKESKIKESFAGGOTSFAGGOTSFAGI

[Anonymous No.14306834]

>>14306820
You have any examples? I can definitely see this happening.

[Anonymous No.14306842]

>>14306826
Back in my day acab meant something

[Anonymous No.14306877]

>>14306842
it still does.

[Anonymous No.14306913]

>>14306877
Not really

[Anonymous No.14306918]

>>14304445
A garbage plate.
Alternatively, if you can't get it around where you are, Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.14306927]

>>14306913
It means All Cops Are Bastards.
The definition didn't go away. That's now how that works.

[Anonymous No.14306957]

>>14306918
Del Taco, Jack in the Box, and Sonic can all make for good garbage boxes. Just gotta dump all the food in a box yourself.

[Anonymous No.14306985]

>>14304533
Lol

[Anonymous No.14306987]

>>14306927
Wrong, it means All Criminals Are Black.

[Anonymous No.14306997]

>>14306987
go back to pol

[Anonymous No.14307002]

>>14306997
How is it politically correct to hate one group of people but not another?

[Anonymous No.14307008]

>>14304908
Do you mean an edible with 50,000mg (5g) of THC, or an edible made from 50g of trees (still pretty unbelievable, but huge difference)?

[Anonymous No.14307009]

>>14307002
Because one group deserves it and the other one doesn't.
Now talk about food, stupid.

[Anonymous No.14307012]

>>14307009
>Because one group deserves it and the other one doesn't.
Couldn't agree more.

[Anonymous No.14307028]

>>14307008
Fuck, I was hoping I still a photo of it but I guess it's gone. It said 50g on the packaging I'm pretty sure. It was sold as a high dose chocolate bar and I ate the whole fucking thing in one go and tripped fucking balls.
But then I went like right to sleep.

[Anonymous No.14307054]

>>14304445
Wings. Always wings.

[Anonymous No.14307097]

this probably?

[Anonymous No.14307108]

>>14307097
fudge and gum doesn't sound like a good combo.

[Anonymous No.14307127]

Pickles, straight out the jar

[Anonymous No.14307239]

the only option

[Anonymous No.14307250]

>>14307239
thats a pretty fucking patrician answer

[Anonymous No.14307255]

>>14306087
>reminds me of my view on drugs from high school
>you'll grow up eventually although this current crop of zoomers are getting themselves doxxed on tik tok so maybe you'll be a social pariah before you can enjoy drugs
>cheers
I used to grow medical pot in northern California, fuck you people. You stoners are all degenerate fags and annoying as fuck. I can't stand to be around you fucking tards anymore. It's you fucking idiots that need to grow up. I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

[Anonymous No.14307256]

>>14307239
oh yes

[Anonymous No.14307258]

>>14307239
lol gay

[Anonymous No.14307396]

>>14305846
>He can't have fun without smoking weed
Lmaoing at your life.

[Anonymous No.14307404]

I miss weed.

[Anonymous No.14307518]

>>14304484
napkins do add a nice texture to food desu.

[Anonymous No.14307524]

>>14305458
>sativa
enjoy your psychosis.

[Anonymous No.14307528]

>>14305759
>boveda pack
those things SUCK, they do keep the weed at a stable humidity % but holy fuck if you let it more than a week your weed basically smells like nothing and the taste begins to fade. Never again. I like my weed LOUD and Tasty

[Anonymous No.14307531]

>>14305790
The absolute state of virtue signaling. We absolutely don't give a fuck about your boring life.

[Anonymous No.14307541]

>>14307531
>come to cooking board to talk about your illicit drug abuse
Kill yourself you fucking piece of garbage

[Anonymous No.14307573]

Jamón ibérico and spanish omelette, I Promise It os great to eat high

[Anonymous No.14307627]

>>14307531
Ditto cool guy.

[Anonymous No.14307749]

>>14307541
>illicit drug abuse
It's legal here and I don't abuse it you boring fuck.
>>14307627
Ditto cool guy.

[Anonymous No.14307784]

an entire taco bell party 12 pack with fire sauce and an arizona iced or lemon tea

[Anonymous No.14307806]

>>14304991
looks like a good chocolate/oatmeal ratio

[Anonymous No.14307852]

>>14307239
Cracked pepper and what's the drizzle? Vinaigrette?

[Anonymous No.14307890]

>>14307749
>It's legal here and I don't abuse it you boring fuck.
So is sticking your tongue in another man's asshole but you shouldn't do that either you cringelord double cunt.

Take your faggot off topic thread to >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.14307959]

Gourmet frozen pizzas

[Anonymous No.14307964]

I've seen some videos on the internet that gives me the impression that "EATING BANANAS" feels really good when high

[Anonymous No.14308041]

>>14307890
>uses "illegal" and "abuse" to make it look bad
>realizes he's wrong and a complete retard
>gets even more retarded
Like pottery.

[Anonymous No.14308310]

>>14307528
maybe if you buy eighths and quarters...

[Anonymous No.14308427]

>>14308041
>implying being a degenerate dope fiend isn't bad
This is you right now.
https://youtu.be/fy_knXF_G6c

[Anonymous No.14308523]

>>14307239
Is that a jojo reference?

[Anonymous No.14308690]

>>14308310
nah man happened to me with 4oz, I grow btw.

[Anonymous No.14309074]

>>14307396
I never implied I can't have fun WITHOUT smoking, I said I can STILL have fun smoking.