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>> No.14303281

Get new material!

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But how does he get out???

>> No.14303378

Does this actually do anything? Ash is just carbon

>> No.14303394

what's the point in using a charcoal grill?

>> No.14303407
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Why is he adding oil to bacon?

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>> No.14303422

These gay bears make some of the nastiest shit srsly

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For the eggs

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>> No.14304350

i love some carbon in my sauce.

>> No.14304487
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This is now a millenial thread. The future is now, old man.

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>> No.14304821

hmmm nice carbon flavor

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>> No.14304827

juicero 2.0

>> No.14304829

Not quite, since that at least has a manual mode and doesn't require proprietary pods. It's still kind of dumb, but way better than Juicero.

>> No.14304831

Who's pooping right now?

>> No.14304848

is that real?

>> No.14304872


>> No.14304914

The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever did

>> No.14304943

It used to be considered the height of bad manners to let your smoking ash fall into food.
But here these morons straight up and do it... it can't possibly add any flavor.

>> No.14304961

>The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever did
The drug cartels have even taken over avocado plantations, threats, violence, forced labor of poor farmers... all so hipsters can be smug over toast.

>> No.14305011

Why bother smoking yourself when you can just go to a bar and clean the ashtrays?

>> No.14305070

If only I had some sort of heating appliance in my house to solve this issue

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bet those are fuckin tasty tho

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>> No.14305507

>just carbon
go lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor. It's disgusting, but there's clearly more than carbon in cigar ash. Combustion is hardly ever 100% efficient, there's always some residual stuff plus other compounds that only got heated/transformed by heat but not combusted.

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>> No.14305550

These webms all piss me off.

>> No.14305559

Jfc these guys make no sense

>> No.14305576

How is that a frappuchino? It's a fucking milkshake.

>> No.14305580

More like tardbq shitboys, what the fuck?

>> No.14305604

Are hot cheetos hot? it's sprinkled on whipped cream and those people are fanning their mouth

>> No.14305680

Disgusting. Why not just make a bacon quiche or something?

>> No.14305794

>uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
What the fuck

>> No.14305812

Stop posting CP you dumb Amerilard

>> No.14305814

I'm not American.

>> No.14305851

Are you the leaf that posted so much bbc threads you got us all rangebanned?

>> No.14305855

I'm not that either.

>> No.14305868
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man this guy's music fucking sucks. zoomers get raised on the shittiest electronica possible

>> No.14305871
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why did i audibly say "fuck you" to my monitor the moment this clip started playing. is it autism?

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>> No.14305884

Never made one.

>> No.14305895

It's retarded, but it's just not Jack

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>> No.14306179

German engineering at its finest

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>> No.14306298

Everything about this sucks

>> No.14306517

You'd still be better off just steeping the tobacco in a little bit of whisky or running a pinch through a spice grinder.

>> No.14306578

everything about his demeanor is annoying. trying too hard to flourish everything for a really shit final product

>> No.14306581
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>what if nespresso
>but cocktail

>> No.14307047

>watch some Ja/ck/ to make webm of
>his camera is out of focus for 2 whole fucking minutes
He really is something special.


>> No.14307409

ok hol up, is that fucking cat real ??

>> No.14307418

just...stay away from zoomers please.

>> No.14307552

>it all started as joke
who says it still isn't?

>> No.14307557

imagine not being able to use an oven

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What is it with soys and avocado?

>> No.14307633

what I like best about my sauce is that I don't tell my customers that I smoke on 'em. I ash on 'em

>> No.14307915

what is it with subhumans and soyjacks?

>> No.14308098

but the point of a cola is that you're drinking something cold during the day and with flavor, the gummy is room temperature so is like drinking room remperature soda

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>> No.14308118

not awful

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>> No.14308127
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You mean chewing room temp soda

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it only makes you more thirsty

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Hong Kong does hot cola

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honeydew is so based

id:k why you would ruin it with all that wine tho

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>in a stew

>> No.14308154

I'm impartial towards my webms. You'd be the judge.

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>> No.14308340

I had that happen to be on 4chan instead of 4channel for a while. I think hiro is doing this shit to drive up 4chan pass sales.

>> No.14308346

anon, this made me very unhappy
That lipstick makes it look so nasty
if that webm had sound, I might puke

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Mobile posters need to fuck off.

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>> No.14308593

Do americans really?

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>Do Americans really?
The answer to this is always "Yes". Why? Because we can do whatever the fuck we want. Who's going to stop us, you in your pathetic third world country? Think again, Jack. So yes, you're god damn right I'm going to do it.

>> No.14308610

I'm never sure if I like this or hate it

>> No.14308615

Out of all these, coconut latte is the only one that doesn't look fucking disgusting

>> No.14308692

that is the nastiest fucking pesto I've ever seen

>> No.14308735

It's out of a jar, what's wrong with it?

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>> No.14308812

You answered your own question.

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If it's mass produced it can't possibly be the worst you've ever seen

>> No.14308843

at least he went out on his own terms

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>> No.14308936

He loses me with the raisin, almonds, and boiling.

>> No.14308964

>Well done ribeye
Fucking pisses me off

>> No.14309004

anyone have that webm from Turkey or another arab country where they're preparing something that looks like green beans dipped in milk, I think it's supposed to be a dessert of some sort?

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>> No.14309108

>Miller High Life

>> No.14309112

That could work

>> No.14309134

Dude I have one of those except it's the fridge at the gas station

>> No.14309142

That would be so dusty

>> No.14309143
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Giant gummies are my fetish.

>> No.14309148

I damn near puked.

>> No.14309251

looks like a hassle to set it up, not even coffee makers are this complicated

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>> No.14309751

this nigger be crazy doe

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>> No.14309841

these are the people who killed six gorillion kek

>> No.14310329

Men don't eat quice, fagtron!

>> No.14310702

This is fucking disgusting. If you think this looks good post a picture of your face so I can laugh at your fatass

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>> No.14310744

Got one of these bad boys next to my switch in my shed

>> No.14310758

looks fine

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>> No.14310772

That looks good but the issue with these types of videos is that they're made for people who don't cook a lot and if you follow this video exactly those fries are going to be soggy and cold.

>> No.14310785

I can post perfectly fine from phone though.

>> No.14310819


aye that coconut latte looks pretty dope

>> No.14311231

this is degenerate but not gonna lie the final product looked good

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>> No.14311534

lol take ash and cook it even more.

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>> No.14311576

I just finished bro!

>> No.14311590

I drive past this place every day. Didn't know they did this rubbish.

>> No.14311612

The gay burger
It's already packed with meat! So keep your dick in your pants

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these people are ill

>> No.14312127
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The official number of people killed in the camps is eleven, not six.
But for some reason you have been taught, over and over, to only remember the Jewish victims.

>> No.14312207

I dont understand why it needs wi-fi?

>> No.14312257

I love bbq pit boys but when this shit came out whooooooweeeee that was some gooooooooooooooood eatin

>> No.14312267

Somebody's gonna put that in their ass.

>> No.14312275

this is /ck/ baneposting

>> No.14312298

the chocolate is to much and the order or toppings is garbage

peanut butter on the bottom to keep the beef from making the bread soggy, jelly on the top bread so it absorbs a little and doesn't run out of the burger like it does in the vid

i swear so many of these fucking videos are just screaming "i'm a child with no impulse control"

>> No.14312305

why cook thinly sliced beef if you're just going to bake it anyway?

>> No.14312345

Why are you talking about camps?
A vanishingly small minority of holocaust victims were killed in Treblinka, Auschwitz, and Bergen-Belsen.

>> No.14312348

>american cooking
>german tv show
Yeah, nah. There are enough examples of americans being even more disgusting, so why name it like that.

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>> No.14312496

HotkinJo had a video like that I think.

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>> No.14312535

No one was killed in the camps they died of food poisoning from care packages from Canada read a book dumdum

>> No.14312542

You can tell this is from Europe

Brown hand
Some other junk food cracker from yuropoor
Cant afford an oven
Made to look like balls from their bull

>> No.14312545

i have a question about these mukbang weirdos and asmr fags

are they all bulimic or what?

>> No.14312547

Those are Malted Milk biscuits, they're lovely with a cup of tea.


>> No.14312614

>Yeah dude the Holocaust was when the Nazis carted everyone to the camps in 42 and later, no one died in the Warsaw ghetto or in Khatyn or at random between 36 and 45, they were all gassed.

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you're right. This is insane

>> No.14312788

I have that sometimes when using a proxy

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>> No.14312855

why not just put a lid on it?

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>> No.14312861

not even soda, since the gummy isn't carbonated. It's like chewing stale, room temperature cola. Absolutely disgusting

>> No.14312882

>this receipe is traditional
>worcestershire sauce

>> No.14312908

>boiling in piss
what an interesting technique. exquisite really

>> No.14312913

why are so many of those zoomer cooking vids just shit overflowing with more shit?
I like a good chocolate cream just as much as the next guy, but in moderation. What good is it when half of the food I'm eating just spills out to the sides and gets everywhere, except where it's supposed to?

>> No.14313004

>go lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor.
I wonder how you know this.

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>> No.14313065

All that work to make something that looks awful.

>> No.14313085

It's literally just for viral marketing. Maybe somebody buys one and takes a bite or two. But it's not meant for actual eating.

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>> No.14313221

>shove food in the dip to splatter it everywhere
Fuck you

>> No.14313225

It helped it order juice and know when it was empty

>> No.14313249

comfy. what tv series is this?

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Rick Stein's India

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I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>> No.14313315

thanks. gonna watch this right now.

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>more than nine varieties
So ten. Ten varieties.

>> No.14313440


Based soup pirate

>> No.14313461

And as a bonus you get hotdog water butter

>> No.14313489


Holy shit lmao

>> No.14313496
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For all its flaws, this product did open my eyes to AvE, so there's that.

>> No.14313669

This appears to be both unsafe and disgusting

>> No.14313678
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>> No.14313691

Charcoal and dry ice are not food and eating them can cause serious health problems

>> No.14313699

If charcoal is so dangerous, why does it cure poisoning?

>> No.14313705

It doesn't, it prevents your stomach from absorbing nutrients. If you've eaten something poisonous then that's a good thing, if you haven't then it isn't.

>> No.14313743

mmmm, id like a hot dog please!
ok bro, just got to poach them in butter, grill them too, then dowse them in watery green relish and half a raw onion.
what a fucking nonsense.

>> No.14313753

couldn't watch more than a few seconds. what a cunt.

>> No.14313759

me. ate lots of chinese food yesterday, couple of quarter pounders earlier. a satisfying dump.

>> No.14313780

never understood this. fry something til crisp, then drown it in sauce?

>> No.14313801

5 pounds of butter.
Welcome to muttmerica.

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anon I th-think this kitchen is h-h-haunted!

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>> No.14313839

Based 2003 The Clone Wars poster

>> No.14313861

caprese salad is keto by default why the hell did they need to do this

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>> No.14313899

i thought this was going to be the webm where there's shitloads of rats hopping through the peppers

>> No.14313906

pretty slick
yes, we do

>> No.14313934

i get this when i use opera's vpn

>> No.14313941

Common VPN IPs are all banned unless you buy a 4chan pass

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>> No.14313944

> Complaining about tastes in music

>> No.14313980

It lets us post while we're with our friends

>> No.14314009

this is shameful
i feel shame watching this
these are grown men
this is wrong

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>> No.14314016

what does it mean if i want to harm 95% of the persons featured in or involved in the production of these webms?

>> No.14314029
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Footballers, whatever the era, are all retards

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>> No.14314066

>Already has his fingers in the bowl
>Looks to the fruitcake for permission

>> No.14314068

What the fuck is going on here?

>> No.14314085

Lad sitting down is world famous soccer player Maradona. He is, as usual, high as fuck on cocaine and having the time of his life. When saltbae is removing the bones, Maradona says "I wish my dick came out that clean".

>> No.14314196

>first world country
pick one.

>> No.14314233

>tartar on the chips
>vinegar on the fish
I swear they do shit just to get more comments and shit

>> No.14314315

>he doesn't become tiny and eat the eggs and bacon he just made
I'm very sad anon.

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>> No.14314441

Honestly a good idea for some people.
Cheaper than buying all of the alcohol separately and better for people than going to a bar most of the time.

>> No.14314448

Somewhat. Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.

>> No.14314489

This dude is like peak boomer sex tourist.

>> No.14314523
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Nah he's just British, still living in the colonial mindset

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>> No.14314554


Someone needs to be backhanded.

>> No.14314564

The look on the officers face as the other officer walks towards the person recording is a bit ominous

>> No.14314663

Yeah, everyone knows 4chan secret hacker club is only for pc

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>> No.14315448

notice how you didn't see it on the baking tray after it came out of the oven? that's because the cheese melted FUCKING EVERYWHERE and was burny and crispy and brown so they just put it on a serving dish to make you think it comes out perfectly.

>> No.14315478

THEY ROLLED THE FLANK STEAK UP THE WRONG WAY jesus fuck spend all that $$$ on lobster and then mix it with cream cheese and spread it on flank steak that you've pounded rather than butterflied and then sliced with the grain!

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>potatoes with the skin

>> No.14315525

Every time I see this i get so fucking upset

>> No.14315599
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Quit whining and do what I do

>> No.14315616

are those double dubs real?

>> No.14315617

Yeah boomer.

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>> No.14315665

that girl is considered hot in india

>> No.14315720

>heres ur glass of wet fruit sir

>> No.14315762

lol literally just buy juice

>> No.14315817

needs a hamster or rat to eat it at the end

>> No.14315818

This guy is a millionaire.

>> No.14315897

>Brown hand
Check your eyes amerimutt.

>> No.14315915


"Some Greenwich dickhead is gonna pay $50 for a bottle of this"

>> No.14316097

He and his videos make me irrationally angry.

>> No.14316133

never mistakenly sipped the ash cup? or played kings cup with some asshole who added ash to it? you can definitely taste it

>> No.14316191

ypur life is sad

>> No.14316217

>all of that culminating in a hug
>and then a kiss
hahaha wtf

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>> No.14316291

I don't know why but I find this this woman so attractive. Am I a weirdo?

>> No.14316354

Those egg shells are going to cut up his intestines.

>> No.14316364

What's AvE?

>> No.14316374

>bleeding a little
>"my face is disfigured"
nigga what

>> No.14316388

just cake on another layer of make-up. problem solved.

>> No.14316392

The best surrogate dad on the internet.

>> No.14316461

You have to cook off the moisture that's present in the meat otherwise it'll make the crescent dough too soggy. That dough is already pretty hydrated to begin with so the evaporation from the meat would basically steam the dough to the point it would start disintegrating and also interfere with it rising as well. Plus the fact the residual moisture from the cheese and veggies wouldn't help either.

>> No.14316487

based Canberra bro

>> No.14316608

That's not a feral human. That's just some random homeless person, who is most definitely mentally retarded.

>> No.14316716

looks delicious

>> No.14316782

bruh he literally just asked why.
this woman is just jumping at the chance to get pats on the back for standing up for what's "right" but the pickings are too slim so she has to go around looking for things to get mad at.

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This is frustrating to witness

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Two-armed Jack had some kino moments but his punished one-armed form is just pathetic.

>> No.14316830

its a translation you gay retard

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No. No she is not. Unless you were just making a fire joke in which case carry on.

>> No.14316844

Man, it's gumming up the machine

>> No.14316858

any Russian cooking videos?

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>Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.

>> No.14316900

Wow! Now you can stay at home and still pay bar prices per drink! Wowzer mister!

>> No.14316903

This is worse than Alice.

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I'd like to say that his videos has lost something with his control of his right arm, but actually thinking about it it really didn't change that much. Like, sure, his motor skills are down and he now requires assistance to do some basic tasks, but if I'm being completely honest he's always been that much of a fuckup. Being petty disgusting fat sack of shit that chokes his kids and fails to do the most common-sense basic tasks has always been the joke and just because it's become extremely overt that that is what he is really doesn't make that much of a difference to me. If anything the fact that his production value has gone down heavily is more of an issue for me.

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Nice joke, but everybody here knows they're the same chick.

>> No.14316963

>German engineering at its finest
It's actually Austrian. Clip is from the early 80s after a large dairy producer switched from bottles to Tetra Pak.
The first generation of milk packages were insanely hard to open with just your fingers, so people started complaining.
Apparently the company thought it would be a good idea to send an clueless old fart onto state television and show the people how it's done. They were the laughing stock of the whole country for a while and that was before internet.

>> No.14316983

Are air fryers actually any good, or are they just a shitty meme that's pushed by home shopping networks?

>> No.14316984

classic ribéry, he has the intelligence of a fucking plank of wood. the french mock him all the time because he speaks like a retard

>> No.14316987

They are effectively desktop convection ovens.

So that's about as good as they are.

>> No.14316988

Can't you just buy premade drinks like that in cans? Why bother with the whole machine bit.

>> No.14317165

Quite possibly one of the best meme products/trainwrecks to come out this decade

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the fucking filename

>> No.14317226

Love it when animals start fighting for their survival against bugs

>> No.14317233

how did they train that cat to make eggs?

>> No.14317269

Not me, been constipated for 2 weeks. Tried everything, even prunes. Still nothing

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Try this

>> No.14317274

why are flyovers so gay?

>> No.14317283

>Brush them with Mayo
And that's when I vomited.

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It was real in my mind.

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These threads make me so fucking angry bros.

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But why, Anon?

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How come bro?

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>> No.14317370

Two thoughts hit me on this.
1. Imagine being so high maintenance for your booze that you need this bullshit.
2. O>>14304824
f course they're going to push the nigger man and white woman shit. Why do they have to force that in everything?

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It's just cocktails bro, why so racist?

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>> No.14317501

What a beautiful couple :)

>> No.14317517

so many brands.. couldn't they have made something?

>> No.14317532

If that's true seek a doctor immediately. After two weeks your shit is rock solid, you can seriously damage your colon.

>> No.14317568

holy shit how did they train the cat to do that??

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>> No.14317620

delicious cancer sauce!

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About three hours into this Sunday brisket smoke on a WSM. Looking good so far.

>> No.14317636

>cheap moscato
>add honey

Why not just add a cup of sugar to top it off? Absolute trash.

>> No.14317639

What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.14317657

>vegetarian parmesan
Hard pass. I only eat parmesan cheese made from meat.

>> No.14317666

Means you use a veggie alternative to rennet I think

>> No.14317701

>"with top shelf ingredients"
>lime juice
>simple syrup
>cranberry juice

>> No.14317811

this arouses me for some reason

>> No.14317815

This actually looks like a pretty good way to enjoy high quality meat which isn't just grilled or pan fried. Since wagyu is so fatty it probably does well deep fried too.

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Land of the free.

>> No.14317837

that one stick kid in a family of fatasses, seriously disturbing

>> No.14317861

One day he will disappear and the eldest son will gain 3 pounds.

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LMAO that is some Jack-tier motor control

>> No.14318047

What we all thought

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>> No.14318314

go see a doctor NOW

>> No.14318434

Why? It would just break down into oil with a little richness of the egg yolk when the heat gets it.
The doritos is retarded, but some parmesan, breadcrumbs, and garlic would make a good meal.

>> No.14318444

Nice looking.

>> No.14318613

>potato chips
I would be revolted but a few days back my sister made a baked pasta dish with corn chips on top and it was not bad.

>> No.14318636

>Jarred hotdogs
Pick one, europoor

>> No.14318857

Huh? Alice is great, best content on /ck/

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