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>>14303325But how does he get out???
>>14303271Does this actually do anything? Ash is just carbon
>>14303274what's the point in using a charcoal grill?
>>14303274Why is he adding oil to bacon?
>>14303271These gay bears make some of the nastiest shit srsly
>>14303407For the eggs
>>14303271i love some carbon in my sauce.
This is now a millenial thread. The future is now, old man.
>>14303271hmmm nice carbon flavor
>>14304827Not quite, since that at least has a manual mode and doesn't require proprietary pods. It's still kind of dumb, but way better than Juicero.
Who's pooping right now?
>>14303365is that real?
>>14304493The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever did
>>14303271Amazing.It used to be considered the height of bad manners to let your smoking ash fall into food.But here these morons straight up and do it... it can't possibly add any flavor.
>>14304914>The avocado industry is tearing south America apart more than drugs ever didTrue.The drug cartels have even taken over avocado plantations, threats, violence, forced labor of poor farmers... all so hipsters can be smug over toast.
>>14303271Why bother smoking yourself when you can just go to a bar and clean the ashtrays?
>>14304815If only I had some sort of heating appliance in my house to solve this issue
>>14303278bet those are fuckin tasty tho
>>14303378>>14304350>>14304821>>14304943>just carbongo lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor. It's disgusting, but there's clearly more than carbon in cigar ash. Combustion is hardly ever 100% efficient, there's always some residual stuff plus other compounds that only got heated/transformed by heat but not combusted.
These webms all piss me off.
>>14303811Jfc these guys make no sense
>>14305452How is that a frappuchino? It's a fucking milkshake.
More like tardbq shitboys, what the fuck?
>>14305452Are hot cheetos hot? it's sprinkled on whipped cream and those people are fanning their mouth
>>14303274Disgusting. Why not just make a bacon quiche or something?
>uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuseWhat the fuck
>>14305794Stop posting CP you dumb Amerilard
>>14305812I'm not American.
>>14305814Are you the leaf that posted so much bbc threads you got us all rangebanned?
>>14305851I'm not that either.
>>14304487man this guy's music fucking sucks. zoomers get raised on the shittiest electronica possible
>>14304490why did i audibly say "fuck you" to my monitor the moment this clip started playing. is it autism?
>>14305855STOP WITH THE GODDAMNED BBC THREADS
>>14305878Never made one.
>>14303271It's retarded, but it's just not Jack
>>14303461German engineering at its finest
>>14304487Everything about this sucks
>>14305507You'd still be better off just steeping the tobacco in a little bit of whisky or running a pinch through a spice grinder.
>>14304487everything about his demeanor is annoying. trying too hard to flourish everything for a really shit final product
>>14304824>what if nespresso>but cocktail
>watch some Ja/ck/ to make webm of>his camera is out of focus for 2 whole fucking minutesHe really is something special.https://youtu.be/qvtLjmOWl-w?t=448
>>14303365ok hol up, is that fucking cat real ??
>>14305868>electronica just...stay away from zoomers please.
>>14304490>it all started as jokewho says it still isn't?
>>14304815imagine not being able to use an oven
>>14304487>>14304490>>14304493What is it with soys and avocado?
>>14303271what I like best about my sauce is that I don't tell my customers that I smoke on 'em. I ash on 'em
>>14307625what is it with subhumans and soyjacks?
>>14305876but the point of a cola is that you're drinking something cold during the day and with flavor, the gummy is room temperature so is like drinking room remperature soda
>>14308098You mean chewing room temp soda
>>14308127it only makes you more thirsty
>>14308131Hong Kong does hot cola
>>14308127honeydew is so based id:k why you would ruin it with all that wine tho
>>14308137>papaya>in a stew
>>14308118I'm impartial towards my webms. You'd be the judge.
>>14305794I had that happen to be on 4chan instead of 4channel for a while. I think hiro is doing this shit to drive up 4chan pass sales.
>>14303364:(anon, this made me very unhappyThat lipstick makes it look so nastyif that webm had sound, I might puke
>>14305794>>14308340Mobile posters need to fuck off.
>>14303278Do americans really?
>>14308593>Do Americans really?The answer to this is always "Yes". Why? Because we can do whatever the fuck we want. Who's going to stop us, you in your pathetic third world country? Think again, Jack. So yes, you're god damn right I'm going to do it.
>>14304487I'm never sure if I like this or hate it
>>14304490Out of all these, coconut latte is the only one that doesn't look fucking disgusting
>>14308596that is the nastiest fucking pesto I've ever seen
>>14308692It's out of a jar, what's wrong with it?
>>14308735You answered your own question.
>>14308812If it's mass produced it can't possibly be the worst you've ever seen
>>14303407at least he went out on his own terms
>>14308186He loses me with the raisin, almonds, and boiling.
>>14308771>Well done ribeyeFucking pisses me off
anyone have that webm from Turkey or another arab country where they're preparing something that looks like green beans dipped in milk, I think it's supposed to be a dessert of some sort?
>>14303274>Miller High Life
>>14303278That could work
>>14304824Dude I have one of those except it's the fridge at the gas station
>>14305876That would be so dusty
>>14309142Giant gummies are my fetish.
>>14303364I damn near puked.
>>14309008looks like a hassle to set it up, not even coffee makers are this complicated
>>14309652this nigger be crazy doe
>>14303461these are the people who killed six gorillion kek
>>14305680Men don't eat quice, fagtron!
>>14308771This is fucking disgusting. If you think this looks good post a picture of your face so I can laugh at your fatass
>>14304824Got one of these bad boys next to my switch in my shed
>>14308598That looks good but the issue with these types of videos is that they're made for people who don't cook a lot and if you follow this video exactly those fries are going to be soggy and cold.
>>14308352I can post perfectly fine from phone though.
>>14304490aye that coconut latte looks pretty dope
>>14308131this is degenerate but not gonna lie the final product looked good
>>14305507lol take ash and cook it even more.
>>14304831I just finished bro!
>>14304490I drive past this place every day. Didn't know they did this rubbish.
>>14310761>>14310761The gay burgerIt's already packed with meat! So keep your dick in your pants
>>14308364these people are ill
>>14309841The official number of people killed in the camps is eleven, not six.But for some reason you have been taught, over and over, to only remember the Jewish victims.
>>14309008I dont understand why it needs wi-fi?
>>14303271I love bbq pit boys but when this shit came out whooooooweeeee that was some gooooooooooooooood eatin
>>14309143Somebody's gonna put that in their ass.
>>14303325this is /ck/ baneposting
>>14308589the chocolate is to much and the order or toppings is garbagepeanut butter on the bottom to keep the beef from making the bread soggy, jelly on the top bread so it absorbs a little and doesn't run out of the burger like it does in the vidi swear so many of these fucking videos are just screaming "i'm a child with no impulse control"
>>14308771why cook thinly sliced beef if you're just going to bake it anyway?
>>14312127Why are you talking about camps?A vanishingly small minority of holocaust victims were killed in Treblinka, Auschwitz, and Bergen-Belsen.
>>14310733>american cooking>german tv showYeah, nah. There are enough examples of americans being even more disgusting, so why name it like that.
>>14312267HotkinJo had a video like that I think.
>>14312345No one was killed in the camps they died of food poisoning from care packages from Canada read a book dumdum
>>14312519You can tell this is from EuropeBrown handNutellaSome other junk food cracker from yuropoorCant afford an ovenMade to look like balls from their bull
i have a question about these mukbang weirdos and asmr fagsare they all bulimic or what?
>>14312542Those are Malted Milk biscuits, they're lovely with a cup of tea.>>14312545Yes
>>14312535>Yeah dude the Holocaust was when the Nazis carted everyone to the camps in 42 and later, no one died in the Warsaw ghetto or in Khatyn or at random between 36 and 45, they were all gassed.
>>14312080you're right. This is insane
>>14305794I have that sometimes when using a proxy
>>14309754why not just put a lid on it?
>>14308098>>14308127not even soda, since the gummy isn't carbonated. It's like chewing stale, room temperature cola. Absolutely disgusting
>>14308186>this receipe is traditional>worcestershire saucewhat
>>14308598>boiling in pisswhat an interesting technique. exquisite really
>>14308589why are so many of those zoomer cooking vids just shit overflowing with more shit? I like a good chocolate cream just as much as the next guy, but in moderation. What good is it when half of the food I'm eating just spills out to the sides and gets everywhere, except where it's supposed to?
>>14305507>go lick an ashtray you faggots, it has plenty of flavor.I wonder how you know this.
All that work to make something that looks awful.
>>14312913It's literally just for viral marketing. Maybe somebody buys one and takes a bite or two. But it's not meant for actual eating.
>>14308771>shove food in the dip to splatter it everywhereFuck you
>>14312207It helped it order juice and know when it was empty
>>14313208comfy. what tv series is this?
>>14313249Rick Stein's India
>>14304487I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.
>>14313287thanks. gonna watch this right now.
>>14304815>more than nine varietiesSo ten. Ten varieties.
>>14308456Based soup pirate
>>14303811And as a bonus you get hotdog water butter
>>14309754Holy shit lmao
>>14309008For all its flaws, this product did open my eyes to AvE, so there's that.
>>14309652This appears to be both unsafe and disgusting
>>14313678Charcoal and dry ice are not food and eating them can cause serious health problems
>>14313691If charcoal is so dangerous, why does it cure poisoning?
>>14313699It doesn't, it prevents your stomach from absorbing nutrients. If you've eaten something poisonous then that's a good thing, if you haven't then it isn't.
>>14303811mmmm, id like a hot dog please!ok bro, just got to poach them in butter, grill them too, then dowse them in watery green relish and half a raw onion.what a fucking nonsense.
>>14304487couldn't watch more than a few seconds. what a cunt.
>>14304831me. ate lots of chinese food yesterday, couple of quarter pounders earlier. a satisfying dump.
>>14308124never understood this. fry something til crisp, then drown it in sauce?
>>143081315 pounds of butter.Welcome to muttmerica.
>>14313398anon I th-think this kitchen is h-h-haunted!
>>14311567Based 2003 The Clone Wars poster
>>14308130caprese salad is keto by default why the hell did they need to do this
>>14313208i thought this was going to be the webm where there's shitloads of rats hopping through the peppers
>>14303278pretty slick>>14308593yes, we do
>>14305794i get this when i use opera's vpn
>>14313934Common VPN IPs are all banned unless you buy a 4chan pass
>>14305868> Complaining about tastes in music
>>14308352It lets us post while we're with our friends
>>14312793this is shamefuli feel shame watching thisthese are grown menthis is wrong
what does it mean if i want to harm 95% of the persons featured in or involved in the production of these webms?
>>14314009Footballers, whatever the era, are all retards
>>14314029>Already has his fingers in the bowl>Looks to the fruitcake for permission
>>14312793What the fuck is going on here?
>>14314068Lad sitting down is world famous soccer player Maradona. He is, as usual, high as fuck on cocaine and having the time of his life. When saltbae is removing the bones, Maradona says "I wish my dick came out that clean".
>>14308606>America>first world countrypick one.
>>14308598>tartar on the chips>vinegar on the fishI swear they do shit just to get more comments and shit
>>14313877>he doesn't become tiny and eat the eggs and bacon he just madeI'm very sad anon.
>>14304824Honestly a good idea for some people. Cheaper than buying all of the alcohol separately and better for people than going to a bar most of the time.
>>14305604Somewhat. Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.
>>14313287This dude is like peak boomer sex tourist.
>>14314489Nah he's just British, still living in the colonial mindset
>>14308106Someone needs to be backhanded.
>>14308148The look on the officers face as the other officer walks towards the person recording is a bit ominous
>>14308352Yeah, everyone knows 4chan secret hacker club is only for pc
>>14308771notice how you didn't see it on the baking tray after it came out of the oven? that's because the cheese melted FUCKING EVERYWHERE and was burny and crispy and brown so they just put it on a serving dish to make you think it comes out perfectly.
>>14309725THEY ROLLED THE FLANK STEAK UP THE WRONG WAY jesus fuck spend all that $$$ on lobster and then mix it with cream cheese and spread it on flank steak that you've pounded rather than butterflied and then sliced with the grain!
>>14308598>potatoes with the skin
>>14308131Every time I see this i get so fucking upset
>>14308964Quit whining and do what I do
>>14315599are those double dubs real?
>>14315622AMERICA'S NEXT TOP LEL
>>14308148that girl is considered hot in india
>>14308127>heres ur glass of wet fruit sir
>>14309008lol literally just buy juice
>>14313877needs a hamster or rat to eat it at the end
>>14312793This guy is a millionaire.
>>14312542>Brown handCheck your eyes amerimutt.
>>14307633"Some Greenwich dickhead is gonna pay $50 for a bottle of this"
>>14314673He and his videos make me irrationally angry.
>>14313004never mistakenly sipped the ash cup? or played kings cup with some asshole who added ash to it? you can definitely taste it
>>14315499ypur life is sad
>>14312793>all of that culminating in a hug>and then a kisshahaha wtf
>>14313310I don't know why but I find this this woman so attractive. Am I a weirdo?
>>14308606Those egg shells are going to cut up his intestines.
>>14315622>bleeding a little>"my face is disfigured"nigga what
>>14315622just cake on another layer of make-up. problem solved.
>>14316364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQThe best surrogate dad on the internet.
>>14312305You have to cook off the moisture that's present in the meat otherwise it'll make the crescent dough too soggy. That dough is already pretty hydrated to begin with so the evaporation from the meat would basically steam the dough to the point it would start disintegrating and also interfere with it rising as well. Plus the fact the residual moisture from the cheese and veggies wouldn't help either.
>>14314437based Canberra bro
>>14313310That's not a feral human. That's just some random homeless person, who is most definitely mentally retarded.
>>14312729bruh he literally just asked why.this woman is just jumping at the chance to get pats on the back for standing up for what's "right" but the pickings are too slim so she has to go around looking for things to get mad at.
>>14303461This is frustrating to witness
>>14314673Two-armed Jack had some kino moments but his punished one-armed form is just pathetic.
>>14316374its a translation you gay retard
>>14315665No. No she is not. Unless you were just making a fire joke in which case carry on.
>>14308302Man, it's gumming up the machine
any Russian cooking videos?
>>14314448>Its a pretty strong chemically burn more than a capsaicin style heat.
>>14304824Wow! Now you can stay at home and still pay bar prices per drink! Wowzer mister!
>>14316876This is worse than Alice.
>>14316797I'd like to say that his videos has lost something with his control of his right arm, but actually thinking about it it really didn't change that much. Like, sure, his motor skills are down and he now requires assistance to do some basic tasks, but if I'm being completely honest he's always been that much of a fuckup. Being petty disgusting fat sack of shit that chokes his kids and fails to do the most common-sense basic tasks has always been the joke and just because it's become extremely overt that that is what he is really doesn't make that much of a difference to me. If anything the fact that his production value has gone down heavily is more of an issue for me.
>>14316903Nice joke, but everybody here knows they're the same chick.
>>14306179>>14309841>>14303461>German engineering at its finestIt's actually Austrian. Clip is from the early 80s after a large dairy producer switched from bottles to Tetra Pak.The first generation of milk packages were insanely hard to open with just your fingers, so people started complaining.Apparently the company thought it would be a good idea to send an clueless old fart onto state television and show the people how it's done. They were the laughing stock of the whole country for a while and that was before internet.
>>14304487Are air fryers actually any good, or are they just a shitty meme that's pushed by home shopping networks?
>>14314066classic ribéry, he has the intelligence of a fucking plank of wood. the french mock him all the time because he speaks like a retard
>>14316983They are effectively desktop convection ovens.So that's about as good as they are.
>>14314441Can't you just buy premade drinks like that in cans? Why bother with the whole machine bit.
>>14309008Quite possibly one of the best meme products/trainwrecks to come out this decade
>>14309748the fucking filename
>>14315622Love it when animals start fighting for their survival against bugs
>>14303365how did they train that cat to make eggs?
>>14304831Not me, been constipated for 2 weeks. Tried everything, even prunes. Still nothing
>>14303271why are flyovers so gay?
>>14316221>Brush them with MayoAnd that's when I vomited.
>>14309841It was real in my mind.
These threads make me so fucking angry bros.
>>14317335But why, Anon?
>>14317335How come bro?
>>14304824Two thoughts hit me on this.1. Imagine being so high maintenance for your booze that you need this bullshit.2. O>>14304824f course they're going to push the nigger man and white woman shit. Why do they have to force that in everything?
>>14317370It's just cocktails bro, why so racist?
>>14317375What a beautiful couple :)
>>14317487so many brands.. couldn't they have made something?
>>14317269If that's true seek a doctor immediately. After two weeks your shit is rock solid, you can seriously damage your colon.
>>14315599holy shit how did they train the cat to do that??
>>14317595AMERICANS YOU'D BETTER FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
>>14303271delicious cancer sauce!
About three hours into this Sunday brisket smoke on a WSM. Looking good so far.
>>14308127>cheap moscato >add honeyWhy not just add a cup of sugar to top it off? Absolute trash.
>>14308589What the fuck is wrong with people
>>14308819>vegetarian parmesanHard pass. I only eat parmesan cheese made from meat.
>>14317657Means you use a veggie alternative to rennet I think
>>14304824>"with top shelf ingredients">lime juice>simple syrup>cranberry juicea'yup.
>>14313208this arouses me for some reason
>>14314550This actually looks like a pretty good way to enjoy high quality meat which isn't just grilled or pan fried. Since wagyu is so fatty it probably does well deep fried too.
>>14317614Land of the free.
>>14317833that one stick kid in a family of fatasses, seriously disturbing
>>14317837One day he will disappear and the eldest son will gain 3 pounds.
>>14317348LMAO that is some Jack-tier motor control
>>14317501What we all thought
>>14317269go see a doctor NOW
>>14317283Why? It would just break down into oil with a little richness of the egg yolk when the heat gets it.The doritos is retarded, but some parmesan, breadcrumbs, and garlic would make a good meal.
>>14303274>potato chipsI would be revolted but a few days back my sister made a baked pasta dish with corn chips on top and it was not bad.
>>14310733>Jarred hotdogs>AmericanPick one, europoor
>>14316903Huh? Alice is great, best content on /ck/