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As promised my birthday dinner

>> No.14295650
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>> No.14295675
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So what did you guys get for your birthday?

>> No.14295715

I love this I'm sitting here eating restaurant quality food I'm home are all of you guys that shouldn't your mom's basement and eat hot pockets don't have a single word to say

>> No.14295738
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>> No.14295745

Looks like a decent meal, and I'm glad you're enjoying it. Happy birthday.

Is that red thing some kind of salsa?

>> No.14295750

Happy birthday amigo
You'r viddles look tasty

>> No.14295753

>>14295745
It's tomato with a balsamic vinegar reduction. And thank you very much I really appreciate your wishes

>> No.14295760

>>14295750
Well thank you very much man you know I'm sure you have some pretty good vittles to I like me some chili con carne

>> No.14295763

>>14295738
Hello Mark

>> No.14295768
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My wife got us this for dessert

>> No.14295779

>>14295763
Actually my name is Cody but hey buddy you know if you think you know who I am you can be as delusional as you like.

>> No.14295801

>>14295768
you don't have a wife

>> No.14295803

>>14295779
That's because it's not you in the picture, buddy.

>> No.14295811

>>14295645
I ate Taco Bell alone in bed for my last birthday and just looking at your depressing spread and miserable life makes me want to kill myself.

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>>14295801
Yeah thanks buddy project a little harder.

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Okay so now you have a timestamp let's see the next excuse.

>> No.14295830

>>14295825
What timezone?

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>>14295825

>> No.14295834

>>14295715
My birthday present is the silent judgment

>> No.14295836

>>14295830
Est

>> No.14295842

>>14295817
>>14295825
>>14295836
What the absolute ruckus going on in this thread? Is this some thinly veiled swingers meet up? Why are you bragging about your fuck ugly wife on a cooking board? Mental innit

>> No.14295843

>>14295825
stunning and brave. good work op

>> No.14295846

>>14295825
Ok I tried using my autistic power and I declare this shit legit.

It's scary.

>> No.14295848
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Muh leftovers

>> No.14295851

>>14295825
Do Americans really?

>> No.14295853

Can we see some nudes of your wife?

>> No.14295856

>>14295645
Happy bday

>> No.14295857

>>14295842
Dude I'm very sorry that you are completely alone maybe someday you'll find someone that you can click with.

>> No.14295861

>>14295738
>posting face

>> No.14295863

>>14295853
They don't allow nudity on this board. I'm not one to share pictures of my wife very off and she doesn't like that. I'm 45 years old and so is she. I don't think you want to see that you're just going to make fun of it.

>> No.14295869

>>14295856
Thank you man I really appreciate that

>> No.14295874

Happy Birthday OP.

I'm also saying this because I don't want to get killed because I doubted about the veridicity of the images.

>> No.14295875

Happy birthday bud, hope you enjoy your meal and evening. Also props on pics, most people on here don't have the balls for that

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How to deal with zoomers 101

>> No.14295888

>>14295875
>>14295874
Thanks guys I really appreciate it.

>> No.14295894

>>14295842
This guy is mad because nobody even swipes right on his Grindr account.

>> No.14295907

>>14295888
I scored a Hitler trips man that's like the best birthday present I could have asked for.

>> No.14295918

Me again from here >>14295745

What fish is it? Best thread I've seen in a while. Wish a long and happy life for you and your wife!

>> No.14295925

>>14295918
Pacific rockfish and the salsa was tomatoes with a balsamic vinegar reduction.

>> No.14295940

Alright guys I'm going to 404 because it's my birthday and I got a nice woman here and some things that I would like to do.

>> No.14296141

Well I think you both look great. Hope you enjoyed your meal.

>> No.14296343

>>14295817
oof why would you post this hog

>> No.14297571

>>14296343
first of all I don't like to be called a liar. And second of all she is literally the most loyal honest and nice person I have ever met in my life.

>> No.14297574

>>14296141
Thank you for the compliment I appreciate it very much.

>> No.14297636

She's going to make me homemade chicken pot pie tonight. I will post pics she does amazing Pot pies, like way better than Marie callender.

>> No.14297697

>>14295768
Slice for you, slice for your wife, slice for her bull, nice!

>> No.14297722

>>14297697
If you project any harder I'll be able to smell the soy curd in the air.

>> No.14297724

>>14295825
Terrifying thread.
Why are you doing this??

>> No.14297764

>>14297724
I'm more confused about how everyone ITT is congratulating him for posting his stupid face on an anonymous piss bottle forum. He should be asking for autographs from these fuckers.

>> No.14297767

>>14297724
It's great and op is great but are they Brazilian I have never seen that phenotype or style of decorations

>> No.14297773

>>14297767
My wife is castizo Mexican I'm Irish American.

>> No.14297775

>>14297724
I was drunk on my birthday and I specifically asked for some kind of Mexican food that I never had before got it turned out so good I decided to share it with people. This is a cooking forum, I don't understand why you have a problem with that.

>> No.14297778

Quads get just because.

>> No.14297781

>>14297778
>8
You suck, fucker. Someone ban this fag.

>> No.14297793

>>14297781
Unlike you I actually contribute quality content to this forum usually. Would you like to discuss weather honey ham or Black Forest ham tastes better?

>> No.14297832

>>14297793
>Unlike you I actually contribute quality content to this forum usually.
I didn't realize that we had an autistic psychic in here. You're not a mod because if you were, you'd have easily obtained quads so you're just being a presumptuous faggot.

>> No.14297874

>>14295645
Did your wife cook it? shes cute

>> No.14298947

>>14297571
Have a good birthday, fren.

>> No.14299058

>>14295825
Please tell us that's your mom

>> No.14299070

>>14297874
Yes and she's making me homemade chicken pot pie tonight.

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>>14298947
Thanks man!
She's starting on them right now

>> No.14299077

>>14295645
Y’all just walking around the house naked? Pretty nice if so. Your wife looks like she could handle a cock really well. Happy birthday.

>> No.14299083

>>14299077
Checked dubs of Truth. Yes most of the time we walk around the house like a couple of teenagers in a hotel room with no parents.

>> No.14299085

>>14295645
Happy Birthday, Anon. I hope you enjoyed your dinner, it looked very good to me.

>> No.14299088

>>14299085
It was literally the best Mexican food I've ever had in my life.

>> No.14299098

https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/spicy-mexican-fish-tomato-lime-sauce/wkjvhcol

This is the exact recipe we used. Except we used Pacific rockfish

>> No.14299101

you could do better OP but a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush, so... well something to consider
happy b-day

>> No.14299108

>>14299070
Whats up with the Coca Cola plate on the wall?

>> No.14299119

>tfw no morbidly obese gf

I'm so fucking lonely, bros.

>> No.14299132

>>14299088
Don’t forget to tell your wife thank you. She must care about you a lot to make such a nice meal. Again, Happy Birthday and best of luck until the next one!

>> No.14299134

>>14297775
As someone above mentioned, it’s an anonymous cooking board.

I just didn’t understand why you would post you and your wife’s face to it.

>> No.14299141

>>14299108
My wife and I both like to collect Coca-Cola memorabilia.

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Wow, this thread is really making me consider MGTOW

>> No.14299151

>>14299142
You try finding an honest woman at 45 years old. The dating pool starts to get really shallow at about 45. It's absolutely cracked dry bed level desert waste at 30 and then it starts to slightly get better.

>> No.14299159

>>14299101
It's a struggle just finding a truly honest and loyal woman. I didn't lower my standards. My standards have always been someone I can trust.

>> No.14299171

>>14299142
As much as I love my wife there are still days where I considered mgtow. Just try not to be too much of a bitch

>> No.14299178

>>14299134
If you had read the thread I already addressed that.

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Thawing out chicken breast tenderloins as we speak and she is making the pie crust.

>> No.14299247

>>14299076
Wouldnt it be funny to kneel down behind her and bite her butt ahaha

>> No.14299266

>>14299142
What is MGTOW

>> No.14299276

>>14295738
>50 year old taunting a bunch of 10-20 year olds

>> No.14299281

>>14299247
I do that.

>> No.14299283

>>14299266
men gone tranny over woman

>> No.14299284

>>14299266
Men go their own way. Basically it's like having a poly relationship without vagina. You just live with a bunch of dudes and fuck women with no commitment

>> No.14299291

Mgtow is basically like a bunch of surfers living in a bungalow.

>> No.14299350

>>14295675
You wanna know what I got for my birthday? My old man got me a carton of cigarettes and said SMOKE UP JOHNNY!

>> No.14299356

>>14295817
Damn, How long you gotta roast that pig?

>> No.14299367

>>14299350
Hey The breakfast club was a great movie and Molly ringwald was hot back then. my dad is a janitor and he reads all the notes that you leave laying in the hallway oh, he is the eyes and ears of your school.

>> No.14299373

>>14299356
I think you guys have been doing a pretty good job for the last literally 24 hours I haven't even had to take a hose and knocked the fire down. That being said she's still the love of my life and you can be as jealous as you want to.

>> No.14299375

>>14299356
Kind of a shitty thing to say to a dude on his birthday. I hope you outlive your kids.

>> No.14299381

>>14299375
That's okay he's just a young boy. We all said some terrible things when we were younger. He will figure it out or karma will bite him in the ass

>> No.14299434

>>14297571
She should be more loyal to a salad and a gym. She should honestly be a bit nicer about what she puts into her fat disgusting body.

>> No.14299489

>>14299373
don't fall in love with or name the pig, it will be difficult to eat it when the time comes.

>> No.14299505

>>14299284
It’s just the boomer version of incels

>> No.14299512 [DELETED] 

>>14295645
Will your wife give you anal access for your bday?

>> No.14299534

>>14299381
>>14299375
I'm 33 years old. And if she is the love of your life you might want to put that sow on a diet.

>> No.14299661

Best thread of the day. Thanks OP.

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>>14299276

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>>14295831

>> No.14299696

>>14295738
You look old sad and tired. When was the last time you had anyone of any sex actually fuck you? Food will only temporarily dissolve whatever negative emotions you have from your shitty shit life. I hope you die today.

>> No.14299703

>>14295738
A birthday for one, I Presume?

>> No.14299711
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All I am seeing so far is a bunch of little food niggers. there's a few really cool guys and it posted in here, and then there's the rest of you. By the way here's an actual photo of my homemade chicken pot pie. wallets in the process of being cooked which is something that you were millennials wouldn't know anything about because you're not allowed to come in the kitchen while mommy is cooking.

>> No.14299718

>>14299703
A guy who doesn't know how to read a thread before he posts I presume?

>> No.14299719

>>14295878
>Smoking at any age past 25
How many stairs can you climb?

>> No.14299727

>>14297764
I want an autograph

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Happy birthday fren and I'm happy you're with someone who( I'm guessing) makes you happy

>> No.14299743

>>14299719
Pretty sure I could jog up the Empire State building.

>> No.14299744

>>14295645
Happy birthday OP !!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14299755

>>14299711
Chicken pot pie is awesome. Good thread.

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>>14299744
>>14299741
Thanks frens.

>> No.14299767

>>14299755
Check dubs I'll post a photo of the finished project here shortly.

>> No.14299832

>>14299283
Huh

>> No.14299863

>>14299832
I think he's talking about soy boys and all that crazy stuff about polyamory.

>> No.14299919

>>14299832
Men prefrer tranny over women
Get it? Mgtow

>> No.14299921

>>14295825
fat ugly wife
hold yourself to a higher standard, my dude
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/fit/

>> No.14299939

>>14299921
Let me see a picture of you and your wife with the timestamp my dude.

>> No.14299945

>>14299939
i don't go on 4chan for ego boost

>> No.14299954

>>14299945
Then I suggest you go seethe and dilate

>> No.14299957

Looks good op. Happy birthday. Glad you have a good woman and some good food.

>> No.14299996

>>14299957
Pot pies in the oven right now and as soon as it is done I will post a picture or two. Thanks

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Pot pies are done I hope you guys are having a good dinner too.

>> No.14300096

>>14300082
Looks fantastic. Thanks for sharing. Have a smoke for me. Cheers.

>> No.14300137

>>14300096
I sure will thank you man

>> No.14300139

>>14295675
A bit of cash, which I used to get a double bass pedal for my drums. I also got a nice fuzz pedal that works well with my guitar, as well as my bass.
Boiled myself a lobster, called my girlfriend to come over, and did a shitload of ketamine while watching Avatar on Netflix. It was a good day, thanks for asking friend.

>> No.14300150

>>14300139
I'm glad you had a good time in your K hole.

>> No.14300177

>>14300082
Looks great anon, happy late birthday.

>> No.14300451

happy birthday man

>> No.14301111

>>14300451
Thank you brother

>> No.14301115

>>14301111
Holyshit Hitler trips and quads this is what happens when you're actually trying to be real people. Have you guys ever have a balsamic vinegar reduction put on your fish. It's amazing

>> No.14301199

Happy birthday anon! Looked good, never had pot pie, is it worth it?

>> No.14301222

>>14299373
She's a heckin oinker. Do Amerilards really?

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Based thread, happy birthday OP. Today's mine. June birthdays rock. Not celebrating until the weekend so here's an old pic of dinner out of town

>> No.14301304

>>14300082
Would love to eat your chicken pot pie. Already congratulated you so won't do again.
>>14301115
Can you give recipe and tell what balsamic you are using?
>>14301279
Happy birthday to you.

>> No.14301388
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This is the balsamic vinegar we used

>> No.14301390

>>14301279
This is the original poster and I hope that you have a blessed day

>> No.14301399

>>14295650
what kinda fish and how was it prepared?

>> No.14301413

>>14301399
If you had read the thread you know that it was rockfish and it was pan-seared

>> No.14301415

>>14301413
of course i'm not going to read through this terrible thread you dumb fuck

>> No.14301417

I've literally posted a link to the entire recipe.

>> No.14301427

I'm going to go have sex with my wife and you can sit over there and dilate.

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>>14301415
Meanwhile my Pot pies are in my fridge

>> No.14301466

I'm going to go 404 again

>> No.14302046

>>14299076
was xer a linebacker at one point in its life?

>> No.14302055

>this is who you are talking to in steel reserve threads

>> No.14302335

>>14301279
Totally awesome man. Based cancer.

>> No.14302341

>>14302055
I don't think I could take another 40 oz of that horse piss for $1,000

>> No.14304016

decent enough thread