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>>14292904What the fuck, is she part snake? >>14292907Disgusting>>14292908Cute>>14292923Did not expect the trick flips, 10/10
>>14293052is this supposed to mean something? you post like this alot. are you not getting enough sex?
>>14292923>>14293048They arent the same person, right? One is james may and one is a tranny
>>14293282He eats like a retarded four year old.
>>14293282Why doesn't he close his mouth when chewing
>>14293429>>14293479Don't just assume their gender!
>>14293282I dont understand how people watch this stuff. I couldn't make it 2 seconds. I hate chewing noises so fucking mucn.
>>14293472gonna need more jack posted
>>14293528Motgerfucker wasted half the watermelon
>>14293578lmao what the actual fuck is he doing
>>14293136And Americans are constantly accused of eating disgusting things.
>>14293583It's a long story
>>14293591This is the most horrifying yet most METAL thing I think I've veer witnessed
>>14293591i have questions
>>14293578JFC this is why people come to the ER with shitty infections
>>14293019When you really need to be sure you get cancer.
>>14292904Is this CGI? What the fuck?>>14292923Never flip the first one like that. First pancake never comes out perfect and it won't flip perfectly either.Learnt that the hard way when it took a bogus trajectory and landed on my naked tummy, burning it.>>14293472>actually writing FAIL on itwhat year is this?
>>14293594I should probably look for more of Kay's videos to make webms of. There ought to be more gems.
>>14293647Oh, so you're the famous "pancake burnt my tummy" guy. It's a pleasure to be talking to you.
>>14293591why do people have things like this saved on their computers
>>14293645nothing wrong with this
>>14293662I asked you first.
>>14293528imagine if you stuck your head inlol
>>14293591Yeah, that's my brother gobbling down a meal I spent all afternoon making with great care.
>>14293671God bless america
>>14293700these people, and their patrons, need to be hunted down on minecraft.
>>14293712They probably play roblox instead
>>14293700>$285 for something that looks like a hobo threw up.
>>14293715that dim shed seems comfy as fuck
>>14293715Is there a noticeable difference between something like this and regular soy sauce you can buy for cheap?
>>14293729Was wondering the same thing. I imagine there would be as mass produced things would be made with as cheap ingredients as possible and would taste "good enough", whereas the traditional methods would focus on higher quality and taste that customers expect for the high price.
>>14293779Soy sauce is so relatively simple, especially something more reputable like Kikoman I'd imagine use pretty high quality ingredients. Similar to Tobasco being the cheapest and also the most "pure" hot sauce you can buy.
>>14293716dang another reason to stop eating out frequently
>>14293647Ah yes, multiple responses. Kill yourself
>>142934922014 wants its memes back
>>14293680is this a parody?
>>14293808hate to break it to you but it's the butchers and grocery stores that do this anon
>>14293591Imagine shitting out the bones.
>>14293019i'd try it if i smoked the cigar myself
>>14293705Don't understand tacos, why not just have a fajita?
>>14293659Yeah, that's me.I travel the world and spread the word, trying to keep others from making my mistake.
>>14293808eh who caresif it's difficult for professionals to differentiate, then it sounds like it's good enough for meif it's a naturally occurring enzyme, then I have no real reason to complain
>>14293705>take corn tortilla>drape over metal form>bakeeasier and better final result than whatever the fuck this shit is
>>14293665Nice. I was looking for this just the other day and didn't seem to have it saved.>>14293813Unlike you I try to actually post a webm with every post and I didn't want to run out too soon by making three posts instead of just one.I don't have anything original but I try to at least post something slightly less common.>>14293751People who sit down while cooking fill me with unreasonable anger.>>14293716I don't mind meat glue if the people who use it at upfront about it. It's when they use it to sell you a lie it becomes a problem.Scott Rea has some fun with it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxR6hC_W6Jk
>>14293700Why would anyone want their food to be dynamic?
>>14293591>>>> Anonymous 06/23/20(Tue)12:17:07 No.14293535▶>>>14293472Welcome to Earth.
>>14293700>music is playing through the experienceThat is absolutely MAD!What kind of mental case ever thought of playing music in a restaurant?
>>14293716Last bit is misleading as the EU only banned some meat glue, others are allowed (including transglutaminase) which is why we still have cheap meat stuff like chicken nuggets.
>>14292908Anyone know the name of the whore?
>>14293979You really couldn't figure out to search for "brazzers I'm the cook" on Bing?Her name is Yurizan Beltran and apparently she's dead.
>>14293751what a time to be alive.
>>14293149Does look like james may but that's not james may
>>14293848They'll regurgitate the bones and fur later
>>14292908can never gt enough of this shit
>>14293647Why is this titled poo.webm?
>>14293591Nature can be frightening in how uncaring it is. Apparently, Darwin got in almost as much hot water pointing out that as he did about the whole monkey thing.People didn't want to be told that birdsong is about getting laid and so on. It ruined the idea of pastoral England.
>>14293685Why do the chinese use a meat cleaver for everything?
>>14294082Because of the way the cat is trying to bury the food in the manner of burying a poo.Although maybe he's just trying to hide the food to have it later. I don't know if cats do that.My dog buries bones and dried pigsears around the garden and then has them later when they're nice and ripe.
>>14294107there's a russian thing I've seen Boris doing that's similar to this. only he used a plum.
>>14294101Cats do try and cover food. My cat used to do it constantly with food we set out for him. I'm honestly surprised he didn't do much damage to the floor.
>>14294107>>14294117I've never had a dumpling. I really should try making some one of these days.Anyone have the dumplings from From Beyond? That was a nice webm
>>14293680what a waste of food.
>>14293680>cheese and fish
>>14294092Birds do sing for other reasons
>>14293680Looks like a dish created as a result of a random raffle of ingredients>fish>cheese>avocadoGO!
>>14293677id eat it
>>14294150It's just an example, anon. The point is that people didn't want to think of nature as a fight for survival instead of basically a Disney movie.
>>14293729I would think it's similar to the difference between what's sold as "balsamic vinegar" in grocery stores and the real stuff.
>>14293927STOP WITH THE FUCKING MULTIPLE REPLIES YOU FAGGOT
>>14293472Is this loss?
>>14293019My dad used to do this but with his joints
>>14293591Holy mother of God
>>14293472why do jack video look so distinctive? there's a world of shit cooks out there, but jack stands alone.
>>14294455Filming style and raw indifference to his inability to cook
>>14294336>pimentónLiterally sweet paprika
>>14294466Also I think his videos generally have higher color saturation, stuff just seems less grim. Maybe he just has a well lit kitchen.
>>14294466I figure this has got to be pretty good. At least I would certainly like it.
I don't watch Jack's channel. Are all his videos bad, or are the webms here just the highlights (lowlights)?
>>14294336>netherlandsis there something in the water or
>>14293700this is bar none the most pretentious thing I've ever seen
>>14294513oh come off it, the fucking Fat Duck menu map is more pretentious than that
>>14294095It's a pretty old tradition, other knives are for specialists, cleavers are the utilitarian tool. Most households could only afford a cleaver and the Chinese got very good at making them.
>>14294050not for long
>>14294513WELL I AM IMAGINING
>>14294050This is where the genetics is stored
>>14292904Imagine not only the smell, but the girth and length
>>14293136Is that ketchup or some asian pepper sauce?
>>14293535i have a 4gb folder full of /jack/
>>14294649Ketchup and some sort of simple syrup. It's awful.
>>14293591Mods actually deleted an animal eating another animal?On a board where we have large threads about butchery?>>14294315Cry more about it.>>14294502Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes.
>>14294664>forbidden sips.webmIs this dude actually drinking liquid mercury?
>>14294679I assume it's one of those things where it's harmless unless it's in the form of a salt or vapor or whatever so you can drink it when it's pure.I don't know.
>>14294679>Is this dude actually drinking liquid mercury?I think he just sniffed it, still pretty stupid. Maybe he dipped his tongue too?
>>14293472why is this guy so afraid?
>>14293623One peices would kill any normal person.
>>14294664>Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes.lol'd
>>14294122It's meat in pastry, it's hard to go wrong with dumplings.
>>14293623I have seen alot of dumb cooking shit in my day... /ck/ since 2009... That has to be the dumbest fucking thing, waste of time bullshittery I have seen. Baked chicken breast overcooked dry as fuck tasteless shit covered in bbq sauce is the "reward" you get for taking a bite. Say a slice of pizza served with a side of "pulled" chicken thighs which were just salted and baked low then coated in vin based bbq sauce would be fine.. like other guy said.. Jesus.
>>14293048i know your family left you early but all 60+ overweight white women look like this you mong
>>14293680It was healthy until the cheese
>>14294649ketchup and corn syrup .
>>14293677Mmm cartalige and fat and grizzle... MMMM. Also half wrapped in foil with hole at bottom would be dry as all hell.
>>14293690"That will be 800 dollars sir."
>>14293797Soy sauce takes years to make if you made from scratch... it is not simple... Kikoman is garbage. Just go to local asian store and get anything labled like gold or whatnot. I bought some small batch farmers market soy sauce in Korea one year and it was kinda off tasting.
>>14293690>"edible" flowersEvery fucking time
>>14293578imagine getting pink eye as an adult. the hell was he playing in a sandbox for
>>14293964>this is artfucking retards
>>14294018oh wow, great experiment
>>14294849It's not an experiment. It's just entertainment.
>>14293677What's the point of the caramelized onions? The ribs are already sweet. Some sauerkraut or even raw onions would be better.
>>14294497every single one is horrible, you're missing out by not going straight to the source
>>14293052O B E S EB ESE
>>14293019you think the one without a beard gets shit from the other guys? like he's a pussy?
>>14293019>There's cancer in EVERY BITE!
>>14294018never underestimate the supidity of your average cum brained idiot. he's obviously fried his neurons from incessant masturbation
>>14293623your title is mess up.
>>14293677>not making a large bun just for this from scratchif you are making something for a party (no one is gonna just make that without reason) then you should go the extra step.>>14293711at 30 seconds in you can see them remove the bones.
>>14293677I got food poisoning trying to make this
>>14294664the difference is that the animal eating the other is not cooking, butchery is a part of cooking.
>>14294095My mom got me one for Christmas this past year. It honestly is a great do it all knife.
>>14293671Thanks for the tumor
>>14293729Kikoman from WalMart and the soy sauce you get at Asian grocers are very different. Stuff like that have a very strong taste that can easily overpower everything else if you misuse it
>>14294095Because there's not a lot of need for other kinds of knife if you are just cooking at home. Not like anyone is going to need to debone something on the regular
>>14293698Would unironically try all of that shit ngl
>>14293623>simple pulled pork>posts chicken
>>14293890why would that matter
>>14295253at the late nightdouble feature
>>14293594that reminds me: any good batter recipes around?
>>14293671i feel like everyone has this in their webm folder
>>14293048looks like james may
>>14293603wow. so the "scottish twist" is acting like a drunk asshole on camera? who else would eat this shit
>>14294117Knedle are traditionally made with plums but you can literally make them with any fruit and even chocolate
>>14292904Disgusting. I hope the gook cunt gets raped.
>>14293912It's pretty bad to mix different cuts of meat together for food safety reasons. It also prevents traceability. It's a good tool very easily misused hence why the bans.
I think these threads are usually made by the same faggot. Why dont you ever post anything new?
>>14292908Not gonna lie I'd love to be one of the bit actors who help move the porn plot forward, don't even wanna fuck the chicks just act like a goober.
>>14293665Is this Event Horizon?
>>14296770It's a meme in the UK that Scots are fat and eat deepfried food
>>14293019god I hate these retards
>>14293472I thought it was pancake art then i realized its jack and his stroke arm
>>14293611Mmmmm egg dicks
>>14293664How the fuck you going to stir it properly without shit going everywhere?
>>14293677Needs mayo, gherkins and cheese melted on both sides of bread.
>>14293699Heckin good sea doggo
>>14294018Shit, that one egg started bleeding. RAiP
>>14293019it's supposed to be an allegory to poz parties.
>>14297366You're just embarrassing yourself at this point
>>14293582He eats the peel. In his perspective you always waste half the watermelon.
>>14292904damn bitches out here be eating with shovels
>>14293664Everything's wrong about it, from the barely cooked onions to using beans in a heavily sugary sauce and adding some more TWO TIMES, to the pot being topped to the brim. There is nothing to save, it's all shite. The people doing this unplugged their brains and since you don't see an issue I guess you did too. Sort yourself out anon.
>>14297466my instructor literally told me about the egg shell thing today, like 6 hours agosimulation is glitching again
>>14293645>>14293019GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET
>>14293698what a cute woman!
>>14293136I can't imagine how amazed Asians will be when they discover crackers and bread
>>14293617I sense all that added nothing to the taste
>>14297170that was before the stroke
>>14297366>american cooking>channel it's from is called pures leben
>>14293751I recognize that double chin
>>14293764looks like chicken covered in flour mixed with several tubes of tomato paste and possibly some pasta.
>>14293596cringe. what a faggot.
I always expects these webm to turn to deep fried atrocities 30s before the end>>14297246this kills the crab
>>14294336>UK>Uses french fires instead of chips
>>14297466This just proves to me how shit salad is when you can get away with putting fucking peel in it
>>14297366Imagine commiting to eating 8,000 calories a day then eating that.
>>14293729Not if you're pleb with a shitty palette
>>14297623That's a traditional German dish
>>14294114"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."~A friendly reminder to EAT ALL THE EGGS~
the /ck/ webms in /wsg/ are far superior. I dont understand why they dont just allow sound webms on every board
>>14297815because they're fags
>>14297815muh bandorittu, to eksupensivo, much aporagy
>>14294526How does all the dots they pour turn square?
>>14297910indents in the table.
>>14297912>>14294526You know this would be super fun to try if it wasn't so fucking expensive trying to jerk itself off for being so expensive/classy/artsyIts the restaurant version of that art project of the statue of the guy jerking himself off into his mouth
>>14297965You sound poor. Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?
>>14297965>this would be super fun to try>t. pic related
>>14297975>Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?fucking lol, I'd rather spend that $200 literally anywhere else"talking for years to come" sounds like "we'll pay you in exposure", what, I'll say "hey I ate off a table once, it cost me $200"
>>14297975>Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?A poofter sprinkling fairy dust on a table is not that memorable. I've seen street dogs more memorable.
>>14293611now this is my type of product
>>14293698I've been here. It's pretty good.
>>14297975Did you wear an ill-fitting full suit to class in high school because you thought it meant you "dressed well"Because that's what you sound like
>>14293617I thought that was an infrared war video because of the thumbnail.
>>14293019Trailer park white trash fags who think they're Lynyrd Skynyrd
>>14293623fucking based. im gonna make this.
>>14293623IT JUST KEEPS COMINGI'm going to make this. I need to figure out the calories per piece, It must be over 2k
>>14297981>>14297991Enjoy your kraft dinners lol>>14298008Weird, because to me it sounds like you're projecting. Note: I don't have personal interest in high concept food but I don't sit around and cry about it existing like a couple of stereotypical old farts
>>14298060>but I don't sit around and crybut anon, that's exactly what you're doing nowprojecting much
>>14298017please be a nigger somewhere else. you people have 99% of the internet as your ballpit.
>>14293623Is there some genre of cooking videos that should stop at the 3rd step out of 20?
>>14294905Some coleslaw and pickles would be nice.
>>14294095Chinese chef's knives aren't meat cleavers. They look like them, but they're a lot thinner and sharper. You'd ruin them trying to chop bones.
>>14298184have sex white boi
>>14294336those Bratkartoffeln look dry as fuck
>>14293685As what you will about the donkey meat and gutter oil, the knife skill videos are pretty neat
>>14297585Then this is crab hell
>>14298335This is the stupidest, most pretentious thing I have ever seen
>>14293690here's your pretend beetroot and floral goo
>>14298345There's also a 99% chance it's staged.
>>14298004Kek, beat me to it.
>>14293617All that just to make an omelet, and putting it on a stick for some reason? The japanese really are autistic.
>>14294526i just have a feeling that whoever came up with this idea is a huge piece of shit. like if you met the guy you'd probably be taken aback by how much of a huge faggot he is.
>>14295920>local edgelord cook
>>14298344No. This is crab hell>>>3522979
>>14298439God dammit I'm retarded>>>/wsg/3522979
>>14298446Thank you. Managed to figure it out eventually
>>14298446>>14298448I was expecting the underwater pipe gif.
>>14298184>I can be racist but you can't call someone trailer trashSo. FRAGILE!
>>14298453This one? >>>/wsg/3522985
か か か かわいい
>>14294526It was pretty before they broke those large brown things on top of the table/plate
>>14297747I'd toss in some tart dried cherries for flavor but those are probably pretty good, reminds me of no bake cookies.
>>14298458how about I don't call you a faggot nigger and you don't call people trailer trash? everyone treats people with a little fucking respect once in a while.
>>14293596alright, i laughed
>>14293690people like this should just take up painting instead
>>14298520this is so stupid....just why?
>>14297366>american cooking>labels are in German>it's topped with Topkuss
>>14298520>>14298950I thnk it looks pretty good desu
>>14296770get the fuck outta here with your scot-price bullshit ya cunt all they do is deep fry everything and drink irn-bru
>>14294336>kenya>literally bombay potatoesYou don't have to include black people in everything, buzzfeed
>>14299368Eastern Africa and India share a culinary style
>>14297255>20 pebbles says i can get this white guy to eat sand>No one would be that stupid
>>14298520What a waste of cheese.
>>14297747Gonna try those.
>>14299449Make them bitesize instead of the size he did
>>14298506There's no way this is better than just cooking the muffin and eggs separately.
>>14297542Actually that's the name of the show
>>14293596>>14297562How To Basic is unironically Australia's richest Youtuber and in top 10 channels of all time. Dude's doing pretty well considering he's been just throwing eggs at shit for 10 years now.
>>14293136I promise never to insult british "food" after this
>>14299469Lets not overreact lad
>>14294679could be gallium or whatever it's called, it's also liquid at room temperature, like 30 degrees c or something.
>>14293698I don't get this avocado shit. I've tried it before and it just tastes like butter.
>>14299525It's butter that grows on trees, that's it. It was touted as a superfood and before you knew it hipsters had usurped it as their principal meme food.
>>14294336kraut food seems wholesome but always like it's missing something imo. Especially when they fry things.
>>14299531>>14299537>>14299540but why always on toast? toast is garbage and provides not nutritional benefit.
>>14299393You're right, Africans only eat mud as far as I know.
>>14299393Only ever seen blacks and browns with geophagia
>>14299599Do you only eat white bread or something toastlet?
>>14293049>"WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD IT"
>>14299386>share>webm about a made up successful african country because they have noneI do pity them a bit.
>>14299905Go read your comic books nerd
>>14294114I would love to separate all those eggs.