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>> No.14293039

What the fuck, is she part snake? >>14292907
Did not expect the trick flips, 10/10

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tranny doubtfire.

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>> No.14293059

is this supposed to mean something? you post like this alot. are you not getting enough sex?

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>> No.14293149

They arent the same person, right? One is james may and one is a tranny

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>> No.14293429

He eats like a retarded four year old.

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>> No.14293479

Why doesn't he close his mouth when chewing

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Don't just assume their gender!

>> No.14293498

I dont understand how people watch this stuff. I couldn't make it 2 seconds. I hate chewing noises so fucking mucn.

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>> No.14293535

gonna need more jack posted

>> No.14293554

helloooo reddit!

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>> No.14293582

Motgerfucker wasted half the watermelon

>> No.14293583

lmao what the actual fuck is he doing

>> No.14293588

And Americans are constantly accused of eating disgusting things.

>> No.14293589

It's a long story

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>> No.14293592

Fucking awful

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>> No.14293598

This is the most horrifying yet most METAL thing I think I've veer witnessed

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>> No.14293602

i have questions

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JFC this is why people come to the ER with shitty infections

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>> No.14293635

When you really need to be sure you get cancer.

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Is this CGI? What the fuck?

Never flip the first one like that. First pancake never comes out perfect and it won't flip perfectly either.
Learnt that the hard way when it took a bogus trajectory and landed on my naked tummy, burning it.

>actually writing FAIL on it
what year is this?

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I should probably look for more of Kay's videos to make webms of. There ought to be more gems.

>> No.14293659

Oh, so you're the famous "pancake burnt my tummy" guy. It's a pleasure to be talking to you.

>> No.14293661

why do people have things like this saved on their computers

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Why not?

>> No.14293664

nothing wrong with this

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>> No.14293672

I asked you first.

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>> No.14293674

imagine if you stuck your head in

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Yeah, that's my brother gobbling down a meal I spent all afternoon making with great care.

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>> No.14293706

God bless america

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>> No.14293711

Uhh...the bones?

>> No.14293712

these people, and their patrons, need to be hunted down on minecraft.

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They probably play roblox instead

>> No.14293721

metal af

>> No.14293723

>$285 for something that looks like a hobo threw up.

>> No.14293726

that dim shed seems comfy as fuck

>> No.14293729

Is there a noticeable difference between something like this and regular soy sauce you can buy for cheap?

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>> No.14293779

Was wondering the same thing. I imagine there would be as mass produced things would be made with as cheap ingredients as possible and would taste "good enough", whereas the traditional methods would focus on higher quality and taste that customers expect for the high price.

>> No.14293797

Soy sauce is so relatively simple, especially something more reputable like Kikoman I'd imagine use pretty high quality ingredients. Similar to Tobasco being the cheapest and also the most "pure" hot sauce you can buy.

>> No.14293808

dang another reason to stop eating out frequently

>> No.14293813

Ah yes, multiple responses. Kill yourself

>> No.14293818

2014 wants its memes back

>> No.14293825

is this a parody?

>> No.14293827

hate to break it to you but it's the butchers and grocery stores that do this anon

>> No.14293848


Imagine shitting out the bones.

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>> No.14293890

i'd try it if i smoked the cigar myself

>> No.14293897

Don't understand tacos, why not just have a fajita?

>> No.14293899
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Yeah, that's me.
I travel the world and spread the word, trying to keep others from making my mistake.

>> No.14293912

eh who cares
if it's difficult for professionals to differentiate, then it sounds like it's good enough for me
if it's a naturally occurring enzyme, then I have no real reason to complain

>> No.14293923

>take corn tortilla
>drape over metal form
easier and better final result than whatever the fuck this shit is

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Nice. I was looking for this just the other day and didn't seem to have it saved.

Unlike you I try to actually post a webm with every post and I didn't want to run out too soon by making three posts instead of just one.
I don't have anything original but I try to at least post something slightly less common.

People who sit down while cooking fill me with unreasonable anger.

I don't mind meat glue if the people who use it at upfront about it. It's when they use it to sell you a lie it becomes a problem.
Scott Rea has some fun with it.

>> No.14293937

Why would anyone want their food to be dynamic?

>> No.14293956

> Anonymous 06/23/20(Tue)12:17:07 No.14293535▶
Welcome to Earth.

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>music is playing through the experience
That is absolutely MAD!
What kind of mental case ever thought of playing music in a restaurant?

>> No.14293969

Last bit is misleading as the EU only banned some meat glue, others are allowed (including transglutaminase) which is why we still have cheap meat stuff like chicken nuggets.

>> No.14293979

Anyone know the name of the whore?

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You really couldn't figure out to search for "brazzers I'm the cook" on Bing?
Her name is Yurizan Beltran and apparently she's dead.

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what a time to be alive.

>> No.14294057

Does look like james may but that's not james may

>> No.14294071

They'll regurgitate the bones and fur later

>> No.14294076

can never gt enough of this shit

>> No.14294082

Why is this titled poo.webm?

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Nature can be frightening in how uncaring it is.
Apparently, Darwin got in almost as much hot water pointing out that as he did about the whole monkey thing.
People didn't want to be told that birdsong is about getting laid and so on.
It ruined the idea of pastoral England.

>> No.14294095

Why do the chinese use a meat cleaver for everything?

>> No.14294101

Because of the way the cat is trying to bury the food in the manner of burying a poo.
Although maybe he's just trying to hide the food to have it later. I don't know if cats do that.
My dog buries bones and dried pigsears around the garden and then has them later when they're nice and ripe.

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>> No.14294111

Literally me.

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>> No.14294116

Bon Appétit

>> No.14294117

there's a russian thing I've seen Boris doing that's similar to this. only he used a plum.

>> No.14294121

Cats do try and cover food. My cat used to do it constantly with food we set out for him. I'm honestly surprised he didn't do much damage to the floor.

>> No.14294122

I've never had a dumpling. I really should try making some one of these days.
Anyone have the dumplings from From Beyond? That was a nice webm

>> No.14294126

what a waste of food.

>> No.14294132
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>cheese and fish

>> No.14294150

Birds do sing for other reasons

>> No.14294170

Looks like a dish created as a result of a random raffle of ingredients



>> No.14294173

id eat it

>> No.14294177
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It's just an example, anon. The point is that people didn't want to think of nature as a fight for survival instead of basically a Disney movie.

>> No.14294308

I would think it's similar to the difference between what's sold as "balsamic vinegar" in grocery stores and the real stuff.

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>> No.14294320

Is this loss?

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>> No.14294410

My dad used to do this but with his joints

>> No.14294414

Holy mother of God

>> No.14294455

why do jack video look so distinctive? there's a world of shit cooks out there, but jack stands alone.

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Filming style and raw indifference to his inability to cook

>> No.14294476

Literally sweet paprika

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Also I think his videos generally have higher color saturation, stuff just seems less grim. Maybe he just has a well lit kitchen.

>> No.14294479

I figure this has got to be pretty good. At least I would certainly like it.

>> No.14294497

I don't watch Jack's channel. Are all his videos bad, or are the webms here just the highlights (lowlights)?

>> No.14294502

is there something in the water or

>> No.14294513

this is bar none the most pretentious thing I've ever seen

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oh come off it, the fucking Fat Duck menu map is more pretentious than that

>> No.14294535

It's a pretty old tradition, other knives are for specialists, cleavers are the utilitarian tool. Most households could only afford a cleaver and the Chinese got very good at making them.

>> No.14294542

not for long

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>> No.14294581

This is where the genetics is stored

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>> No.14294612

Fucking Overkill

>> No.14294624

Imagine not only the smell, but the girth and length

>> No.14294649

Is that ketchup or some asian pepper sauce?

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i have a 4gb folder full of /jack/

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Ketchup and some sort of simple syrup. It's awful.

>> No.14294662

Story time!

>> No.14294664
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Mods actually deleted an animal eating another animal?
On a board where we have large threads about butchery?

Cry more about it.

Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes.

>> No.14294679

>forbidden sips.webm

Is this dude actually drinking liquid mercury?

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I assume it's one of those things where it's harmless unless it's in the form of a salt or vapor or whatever so you can drink it when it's pure.
I don't know.

>> No.14294689

>Is this dude actually drinking liquid mercury?
I think he just sniffed it, still pretty stupid. Maybe he dipped his tongue too?

>> No.14294705

why is this guy so afraid?

>> No.14294711

One peices would kill any normal person.

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>Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes.


>> No.14294721
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It's meat in pastry, it's hard to go wrong with dumplings.

>> No.14294725

I have seen alot of dumb cooking shit in my day... /ck/ since 2009... That has to be the dumbest fucking thing, waste of time bullshittery I have seen. Baked chicken breast overcooked dry as fuck tasteless shit covered in bbq sauce is the "reward" you get for taking a bite. Say a slice of pizza served with a side of "pulled" chicken thighs which were just salted and baked low then coated in vin based bbq sauce would be fine.. like other guy said.. Jesus.

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i know your family left you early but all 60+ overweight white women look like this you mong

>> No.14294727

It was healthy until the cheese

>> No.14294745

ketchup and corn syrup .

>> No.14294755

Mmm cartalige and fat and grizzle... MMMM. Also half wrapped in foil with hole at bottom would be dry as all hell.

>> No.14294770

"That will be 800 dollars sir."

>> No.14294803

Soy sauce takes years to make if you made from scratch... it is not simple... Kikoman is garbage. Just go to local asian store and get anything labled like gold or whatnot. I bought some small batch farmers market soy sauce in Korea one year and it was kinda off tasting.

>> No.14294806

>"edible" flowers
Every fucking time

>> No.14294811

imagine getting pink eye as an adult. the hell was he playing in a sandbox for

>> No.14294836

>this is art
fucking retards

>> No.14294849

oh wow, great experiment

>> No.14294877

It's not an experiment. It's just entertainment.

>> No.14294905

What's the point of the caramelized onions? The ribs are already sweet. Some sauerkraut or even raw onions would be better.

>> No.14294940

every single one is horrible, you're missing out by not going straight to the source

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>> No.14295006

you think the one without a beard gets shit from the other guys? like he's a pussy?

>> No.14295096

>There's cancer in EVERY BITE!

>> No.14295122

such as?

>> No.14295125

never underestimate the supidity of your average cum brained idiot. he's obviously fried his neurons from incessant masturbation

>> No.14295129

your title is mess up.

>> No.14295167

>not making a large bun just for this from scratch
if you are making something for a party (no one is gonna just make that without reason) then you should go the extra step.
at 30 seconds in you can see them remove the bones.

>> No.14295222

I got food poisoning trying to make this

>> No.14295232

the difference is that the animal eating the other is not cooking, butchery is a part of cooking.

>> No.14295237

based leidenfrost

>> No.14295247

My mom got me one for Christmas this past year. It honestly is a great do it all knife.

>> No.14295252

Thanks for the tumor

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>> No.14295534

Kikoman from WalMart and the soy sauce you get at Asian grocers are very different. Stuff like that have a very strong taste that can easily overpower everything else if you misuse it

>> No.14295550

Because there's not a lot of need for other kinds of knife if you are just cooking at home. Not like anyone is going to need to debone something on the regular

>> No.14295638

Would unironically try all of that shit ngl

>> No.14295673

>simple pulled pork
>posts chicken

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why would that matter

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>> No.14296505

RIP Martha

>> No.14296526

at the late night
double feature

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that reminds me: any good batter recipes around?

>> No.14296679

i feel like everyone has this in their webm folder

>> No.14296729

looks like james may

>> No.14296770

wow. so the "scottish twist" is acting like a drunk asshole on camera? who else would eat this shit

>> No.14296774

Knedle are traditionally made with plums but you can literally make them with any fruit and even chocolate

>> No.14296778

chicken gyro

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Disgusting. I hope the gook cunt gets raped.

>> No.14297054

It's pretty bad to mix different cuts of meat together for food safety reasons. It also prevents traceability.
It's a good tool very easily misused hence why the bans.

>> No.14297061

I think these threads are usually made by the same faggot. Why dont you ever post anything new?

>> No.14297106

Not gonna lie I'd love to be one of the bit actors who help move the porn plot forward, don't even wanna fuck the chicks just act like a goober.

>> No.14297121

Is this Event Horizon?

>> No.14297123

It's a meme in the UK that Scots are fat and eat deepfried food

>> No.14297148

god I hate these retards

>> No.14297170

I thought it was pancake art then i realized its jack and his stroke arm

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>> No.14297232

Mmmmm egg dicks

>> No.14297243

How the fuck you going to stir it properly without shit going everywhere?

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>> No.14297289

Needs mayo, gherkins and cheese melted on both sides of bread.

>> No.14297305

Heckin good sea doggo

>> No.14297324

Shit, that one egg started bleeding. RAiP

>> No.14297359
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>> No.14297379

it's supposed to be an allegory to poz parties.

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You're just embarrassing yourself at this point

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>> No.14297419

Kill yourself

>> No.14297453

He eats the peel. In his perspective you always waste half the watermelon.

>> No.14297459

damn bitches out here be eating with shovels

>> No.14297466
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no longer

>> No.14297473

Everything's wrong about it, from the barely cooked onions to using beans in a heavily sugary sauce and adding some more TWO TIMES, to the pot being topped to the brim.
There is nothing to save, it's all shite. The people doing this unplugged their brains and since you don't see an issue I guess you did too. Sort yourself out anon.

>> No.14297483

my instructor literally told me about the egg shell thing today, like 6 hours ago
simulation is glitching again

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>> No.14297498

what a cute woman!

>> No.14297504

I can't imagine how amazed Asians will be when they discover crackers and bread

>> No.14297531

I sense all that added nothing to the taste

>> No.14297541

that was before the stroke

>> No.14297542

>american cooking
>channel it's from is called pures leben

>> No.14297543

Kill yourself

>> No.14297551


I recognize that double chin

>> No.14297559

looks like chicken covered in flour mixed with several tubes of tomato paste and possibly some pasta.

>> No.14297562

cringe. what a faggot.

>> No.14297585

I always expects these webm to turn to deep fried atrocities 30s before the end

this kills the crab

>> No.14297597
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>Uses french fires instead of chips

>> No.14297605

This just proves to me how shit salad is when you can get away with putting fucking peel in it

>> No.14297623

Imagine commiting to eating 8,000 calories a day then eating that.

>> No.14297673

Not if you're pleb with a shitty palette

>> No.14297680

That's a traditional German dish

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>> No.14297786

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."
~A friendly reminder to EAT ALL THE EGGS~

>> No.14297815

the /ck/ webms in /wsg/ are far superior. I dont understand why they dont just allow sound webms on every board

>> No.14297818

because they're fags

>> No.14297822

muh bandorittu, to eksupensivo, much aporagy

>> No.14297910

How does all the dots they pour turn square?

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indents in the table.

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>> No.14297965

You know this would be super fun to try if it wasn't so fucking expensive trying to jerk itself off for being so expensive/classy/artsy
Its the restaurant version of that art project of the statue of the guy jerking himself off into his mouth

>> No.14297975

You sound poor. Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?

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>this would be super fun to try
>t. pic related

>> No.14297981

>Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?
fucking lol, I'd rather spend that $200 literally anywhere else
"talking for years to come" sounds like "we'll pay you in exposure", what, I'll say "hey I ate off a table once, it cost me $200"

>> No.14297991

>Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?
A poofter sprinkling fairy dust on a table is not that memorable. I've seen street dogs more memorable.

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now this is my type of product

>> No.14298007

I've been here. It's pretty good.

>> No.14298008

Did you wear an ill-fitting full suit to class in high school because you thought it meant you "dressed well"
Because that's what you sound like

>> No.14298016

I thought that was an infrared war video because of the thumbnail.

>> No.14298017

Trailer park white trash fags who think they're Lynyrd Skynyrd

>> No.14298024

fucking based. im gonna make this.

>> No.14298058

I'm going to make this. I need to figure out the calories per piece, It must be over 2k

>> No.14298060

Enjoy your kraft dinners lol

Weird, because to me it sounds like you're projecting.

Note: I don't have personal interest in high concept food but I don't sit around and cry about it existing like a couple of stereotypical old farts

>> No.14298129

>but I don't sit around and cry
but anon, that's exactly what you're doing now
projecting much

>> No.14298184

please be a nigger somewhere else. you people have 99% of the internet as your ballpit.

>> No.14298199

Is there some genre of cooking videos that should stop at the 3rd step out of 20?

>> No.14298220

Some coleslaw and pickles would be nice.

>> No.14298230

Chinese chef's knives aren't meat cleavers. They look like them, but they're a lot thinner and sharper. You'd ruin them trying to chop bones.

>> No.14298248

have sex white boi

>> No.14298333

those Bratkartoffeln look dry as fuck

>> No.14298335
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As what you will about the donkey meat and gutter oil, the knife skill videos are pretty neat

>> No.14298344
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Then this is crab hell

>> No.14298345

This is the stupidest, most pretentious thing I have ever seen

>> No.14298363

here's your pretend beetroot and floral goo

>> No.14298365

There's also a 99% chance it's staged.

>> No.14298398

Kek, beat me to it.

>> No.14298407

All that just to make an omelet, and putting it on a stick for some reason? The japanese really are autistic.

>> No.14298428

i just have a feeling that whoever came up with this idea is a huge piece of shit. like if you met the guy you'd probably be taken aback by how much of a huge faggot he is.

>> No.14298432

>local edgelord cook

>> No.14298433

No. This is crab hell

>> No.14298439

Whoops >>/wsg/3522979

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>> No.14298448

God dammit I'm retarded

>> No.14298451

Thank you. Managed to figure it out eventually

>> No.14298453

I was expecting the underwater pipe gif.

>> No.14298458

>I can be racist but you can't call someone trailer trash

>> No.14298467

This one? >>>/wsg/3522985

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か か か かわいい

>> No.14298648

It was pretty before they broke those large brown things on top of the table/plate

>> No.14298756

I'd toss in some tart dried cherries for flavor but those are probably pretty good, reminds me of no bake cookies.

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Mmmm, bacon

>> No.14298769

how about I don't call you a faggot nigger and you don't call people trailer trash? everyone treats people with a little fucking respect once in a while.

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>> No.14298869

alright, i laughed

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>> No.14298942

people like this should just take up painting instead

>> No.14298950

this is so stupid....just why?

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>> No.14299248

>american cooking
>labels are in German
>it's topped with Topkuss

>> No.14299301

I thnk it looks pretty good desu

>> No.14299312

get the fuck outta here with your scot-price bullshit ya cunt all they do is deep fry everything and drink irn-bru

>> No.14299368

>literally bombay potatoes
You don't have to include black people in everything, buzzfeed

>> No.14299386
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Eastern Africa and India share a culinary style

>> No.14299393

>20 pebbles says i can get this white guy to eat sand
>No one would be that stupid

>> No.14299431

What a waste of cheese.

>> No.14299449


Gonna try those.

>> No.14299455

Make them bitesize instead of the size he did

>> No.14299459


There's no way this is better than just cooking the muffin and eggs separately.

>> No.14299460

Actually that's the name of the show

>> No.14299464

How To Basic is unironically Australia's richest Youtuber and in top 10 channels of all time.
Dude's doing pretty well considering he's been just throwing eggs at shit for 10 years now.

>> No.14299469

I promise never to insult british "food" after this

>> No.14299476
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Lets not overreact lad

>> No.14299504

could be gallium or whatever it's called, it's also liquid at room temperature, like 30 degrees c or something.

>> No.14299525

I don't get this avocado shit. I've tried it before and it just tastes like butter.

>> No.14299531
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It's butter that grows on trees, that's it. It was touted as a superfood and before you knew it hipsters had usurped it as their principal meme food.

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>> No.14299576

kraut food seems wholesome but always like it's missing something imo. Especially when they fry things.

>> No.14299589

fucking nasty

>> No.14299599

but why always on toast? toast is garbage and provides not nutritional benefit.

>> No.14299601

You're right, Africans only eat mud as far as I know.

>> No.14299621
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Only ever seen blacks and browns with geophagia

>> No.14299640

Do you only eat white bread or something toastlet?

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>> No.14299891

>webm about a made up successful african country because they have none
I do pity them a bit.

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>> No.14299913

Go read your comic books nerd

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>> No.14300468

I would love to separate all those eggs.

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