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Webm thread // NME // Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:18:38 2020 No.14292904 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:19:43 2020 No.14292907 File: 2.12 MB, 640x360, BDSM BBQ Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292904

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:19:47 2020 No.14292908 File: 2.59 MB, 960x540, 1436628128877.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:24:48 2020 No.14292923 File: 1.88 MB, 640x360, Flipping a Pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292907

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:53:15 2020 No.14293019 File: 2.40 MB, 640x360, BDSM BBQ Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292923

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:57:40 2020 No.14293039 >>14292904 What the fuck, is she part snake? >>14292907 Disgusting >>14292908 Cute >>14292923 Did not expect the trick flips, 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 10:59:59 2020 No.14293048 File: 118 KB, 947x607, thats a dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292923 tranny doubtfire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:00:14 2020 No.14293049 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, 150 F Pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293019

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:01:16 2020 No.14293052 >>14293048 OBSESSED B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:04:01 2020 No.14293059 >>14293052 is this supposed to mean something? you post like this alot. are you not getting enough sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:25:21 2020 No.14293136 File: 2.31 MB, 640x360, K-snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:29:45 2020 No.14293149 >>14292923 >>14293048 They arent the same person, right? One is james may and one is a tranny

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 11:30:03 2020 No.14293151 >>14293049 Jack

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:05:03 2020 No.14293282 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, Nomnom.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 12:47:40 2020 No.14293429 >>14293282 He eats like a retarded four year old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:00:29 2020 No.14293472 File: 2.19 MB, 640x360, FAIL.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:01:52 2020 No.14293479 >>14293282 Why doesn't he close his mouth when chewing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:04:16 2020 No.14293492 File: 185 KB, 700x473, external-content.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293429 >>14293479 Don't just assume their gender!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:05:56 2020 No.14293498 >>14293282 I dont understand how people watch this stuff. I couldn't make it 2 seconds. I hate chewing noises so fucking mucn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:16:01 2020 No.14293528 File: 2.42 MB, 640x360, Hippo Eating Watermelon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:17:07 2020 No.14293535 >>14293472 gonna need more jack posted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:21:04 2020 No.14293554 >>14293492 helloooo reddit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:26:18 2020 No.14293578 File: 2.43 MB, 640x360, Lazy Man's Conjunctivitis Treatment.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:27:18 2020 No.14293582 >>14293528 Motgerfucker wasted half the watermelon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:27:26 2020 No.14293583 >>14293578 lmao what the actual fuck is he doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:30:56 2020 No.14293588 >>14293136 And Americans are constantly accused of eating disgusting things.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:31:00 2020 No.14293589 >>14293583 It's a long story

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:33:22 2020 No.14293591 File: 2.98 MB, 1280x720, feeding time 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293528

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:33:41 2020 No.14293592 >>14293019 Fucking awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:34:59 2020 No.14293594 File: 2.75 MB, 853x480, 1592733266610.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:36:05 2020 No.14293596 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, Cook an egg in 3 seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:36:24 2020 No.14293598 >>14293591 This is the most horrifying yet most METAL thing I think I've veer witnessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:36:44 2020 No.14293600 >>14293591 savage

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:37:07 2020 No.14293602 >>14293591 i have questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:37:09 2020 No.14293603 File: 2.20 MB, 640x360, cooking with top gear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:38:11 2020 No.14293611 File: 753 KB, 400x400, egg erection.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:39:16 2020 No.14293617 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Japanese Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292904

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:39:29 2020 No.14293619 >>14293578 JFC this is why people come to the ER with shitty infections

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:40:22 2020 No.14293623 File: 2.93 MB, 360x338, simple pulled pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:41:38 2020 No.14293632 File: 1.87 MB, 400x400, just a simple grilled cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:42:58 2020 No.14293635 >>14293019 When you really need to be sure you get cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:47:12 2020 No.14293645 File: 2.52 MB, 640x360, BBQ Pit sloppa shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:47:37 2020 No.14293647
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>>14292904
Is this CGI? What the fuck?

>>14292923
Never flip the first one like that. First pancake never comes out perfect and it won't flip perfectly either.
Learnt that the hard way when it took a bogus trajectory and landed on my naked tummy, burning it.

>>14293472
>actually writing FAIL on it
what year is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:47:52 2020 No.14293651 >>14293632 MURDERMURDERMURDERMURDER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:49:25 2020 No.14293656 File: 2.70 MB, 853x480, 1579549732651.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293594 I should probably look for more of Kay's videos to make webms of. There ought to be more gems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:50:30 2020 No.14293659 >>14293647 Oh, so you're the famous "pancake burnt my tummy" guy. It's a pleasure to be talking to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:50:52 2020 No.14293661 >>14293591 why do people have things like this saved on their computers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:51:27 2020 No.14293662 File: 1.30 MB, 738x414, feeding time 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293661 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:52:12 2020 No.14293664 >>14293645 nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:52:32 2020 No.14293665 File: 2.24 MB, 640x640, gyrogrill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:53:38 2020 No.14293671 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, BBQ.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:53:42 2020 No.14293672 >>14293662 I asked you first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:54:03 2020 No.14293673 >>14293665 nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:54:03 2020 No.14293674 >>14293528 imagine if you stuck your head in lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:54:43 2020 No.14293677 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, BBQ rib sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:55:48 2020 No.14293680 File: 2.93 MB, 640x800, pescavacadoqueso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:56:54 2020 No.14293685 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, The Great Pyramids of Pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:57:57 2020 No.14293690 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:59:01 2020 No.14293698 File: 2.87 MB, 640x636, DUDE AVOCADOS LMAO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 13:59:48 2020 No.14293699 File: 2.17 MB, 1280x720, wishe a fishe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293591 Yeah, that's my brother gobbling down a meal I spent all afternoon making with great care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:00:06 2020 No.14293700 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, modern dessert 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:01:11 2020 No.14293703 File: 2.13 MB, 202x360, modern dessert 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:01:33 2020 No.14293705 File: 2.91 MB, 768x432, That looks like shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:02:09 2020 No.14293706 >>14293671 God bless america

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:02:23 2020 No.14293707 File: 2.75 MB, 640x360, hipster egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:03:11 2020 No.14293711 >>14293677 Uhh...the bones?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:03:18 2020 No.14293712 >>14293700 these people, and their patrons, need to be hunted down on minecraft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:04:29 2020 No.14293715 File: 2.90 MB, 704x396, Soy Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:04:35 2020 No.14293716 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, meat glue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293712 They probably play roblox instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:05:34 2020 No.14293721 >>14293591 metal af

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:06:05 2020 No.14293723 >>14293700 >$285 for something that looks like a hobo threw up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:07:10 2020 No.14293726 >>14293715 that dim shed seems comfy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:08:10 2020 No.14293729 >>14293715 Is there a noticeable difference between something like this and regular soy sauce you can buy for cheap?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:13:11 2020 No.14293751 File: 2.50 MB, 640x360, Bologna Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:17:00 2020 No.14293764 File: 2.20 MB, 640x360, WTF.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:19:38 2020 No.14293774 File: 172 KB, 1280x720, Yelp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:21:27 2020 No.14293779

>>14293729
Was wondering the same thing. I imagine there would be as mass produced things would be made with as cheap ingredients as possible and would taste "good enough", whereas the traditional methods would focus on higher quality and taste that customers expect for the high price.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:25:37 2020 No.14293797 >>14293779 Soy sauce is so relatively simple, especially something more reputable like Kikoman I'd imagine use pretty high quality ingredients. Similar to Tobasco being the cheapest and also the most "pure" hot sauce you can buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:29:16 2020 No.14293808 >>14293716 dang another reason to stop eating out frequently

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:29:58 2020 No.14293813 >>14293647 Ah yes, multiple responses. Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:31:02 2020 No.14293818 >>14293492 2014 wants its memes back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:33:00 2020 No.14293825 >>14293680 is this a parody?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:35:33 2020 No.14293827 >>14293808 hate to break it to you but it's the butchers and grocery stores that do this anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:40:57 2020 No.14293848 >>14293591 Imagine shitting out the bones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:47:12 2020 No.14293873 >>14293019 naaaah

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:50:45 2020 No.14293890 >>14293019 i'd try it if i smoked the cigar myself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:52:06 2020 No.14293897 >>14293705 Don't understand tacos, why not just have a fajita?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:52:26 2020 No.14293899 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, bullied.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293659 Yeah, that's me. I travel the world and spread the word, trying to keep others from making my mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 14:56:26 2020 No.14293912 >>14293808 eh who cares if it's difficult for professionals to differentiate, then it sounds like it's good enough for me if it's a naturally occurring enzyme, then I have no real reason to complain

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:00:05 2020 No.14293923 >>14293705 >take corn tortilla >drape over metal form >bake easier and better final result than whatever the fuck this shit is

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:00:46 2020 No.14293927
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>>14293665
Nice. I was looking for this just the other day and didn't seem to have it saved.

>>14293813
Unlike you I try to actually post a webm with every post and I didn't want to run out too soon by making three posts instead of just one.
I don't have anything original but I try to at least post something slightly less common.

>>14293751
People who sit down while cooking fill me with unreasonable anger.

>>14293716
I don't mind meat glue if the people who use it at upfront about it. It's when they use it to sell you a lie it becomes a problem.
Scott Rea has some fun with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxR6hC_W6Jk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:02:00 2020 No.14293937 >>14293700 Why would anyone want their food to be dynamic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:05:15 2020 No.14293956 >>14293591 >>> > Anonymous 06/23/20(Tue)12:17:07 No.14293535▶ >>>14293472 Welcome to Earth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:08:07 2020 No.14293964 File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, announcing you don't intend to tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293700 >music is playing through the experience That is absolutely MAD! What kind of mental case ever thought of playing music in a restaurant?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:08:43 2020 No.14293969 >>14293716 Last bit is misleading as the EU only banned some meat glue, others are allowed (including transglutaminase) which is why we still have cheap meat stuff like chicken nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:11:20 2020 No.14293979 >>14292908 Anyone know the name of the whore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:18:47 2020 No.14294008 File: 17 KB, 400x287, 4565e530177d1922c80c64cca604ef57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293623 Jesus...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:19:52 2020 No.14294018 File: 2.96 MB, 960x540, eggs1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293979 You really couldn't figure out to search for "brazzers I'm the cook" on Bing? Her name is Yurizan Beltran and apparently she's dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:28:28 2020 No.14294050 File: 47 KB, 416x578, Screenshot_20200623-212646-01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293751 what a time to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:30:46 2020 No.14294057 >>14293149 Does look like james may but that's not james may

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:33:56 2020 No.14294071 >>14293848 They'll regurgitate the bones and fur later

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:35:33 2020 No.14294076 >>14292908 can never gt enough of this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:38:33 2020 No.14294082 >>14293647 Why is this titled poo.webm?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:40:55 2020 No.14294092
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>>14293591
Nature can be frightening in how uncaring it is.
Apparently, Darwin got in almost as much hot water pointing out that as he did about the whole monkey thing.
People didn't want to be told that birdsong is about getting laid and so on.
It ruined the idea of pastoral England.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:42:12 2020 No.14294095 >>14293685 Why do the chinese use a meat cleaver for everything?

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:43:49 2020 No.14294101

>>14294082
Because of the way the cat is trying to bury the food in the manner of burying a poo.
Although maybe he's just trying to hide the food to have it later. I don't know if cats do that.
My dog buries bones and dried pigsears around the garden and then has them later when they're nice and ripe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:44:27 2020 No.14294104 File: 2.36 MB, 640x360, Wharu copy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:44:44 2020 No.14294107 File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, Apricot Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:45:12 2020 No.14294111 >>14292908 Literally me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:45:41 2020 No.14294114 File: 2.37 MB, 640x360, eggu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:47:12 2020 No.14294116 >>14293591 Bon Appétit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:47:14 2020 No.14294117 >>14294107 there's a russian thing I've seen Boris doing that's similar to this. only he used a plum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:49:00 2020 No.14294121 >>14294101 Cats do try and cover food. My cat used to do it constantly with food we set out for him. I'm honestly surprised he didn't do much damage to the floor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:49:03 2020 No.14294122 >>14294107 >>14294117 I've never had a dumpling. I really should try making some one of these days. Anyone have the dumplings from From Beyond? That was a nice webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:50:00 2020 No.14294126 >>14293680 what a waste of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:52:05 2020 No.14294132 File: 1.29 MB, 854x480, Vomit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293680 >cheese and fish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 15:57:31 2020 No.14294150 >>14294092 Birds do sing for other reasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:01:29 2020 No.14294170 >>14293680 Looks like a dish created as a result of a random raffle of ingredients >fish >cheese >avocado GO!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:02:17 2020 No.14294173 >>14293677 id eat it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:03:48 2020 No.14294177 File: 2.51 MB, 1280x720, twerk1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294150 It's just an example, anon. The point is that people didn't want to think of nature as a fight for survival instead of basically a Disney movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:34:40 2020 No.14294308 >>14293729 I would think it's similar to the difference between what's sold as "balsamic vinegar" in grocery stores and the real stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:35:42 2020 No.14294315 >>14293927 STOP WITH THE FUCKING MULTIPLE REPLIES YOU FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:36:38 2020 No.14294320 >>14293472 Is this loss?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:40:00 2020 No.14294336 File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, Fries Around The World.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:56:52 2020 No.14294410 >>14293019 My dad used to do this but with his joints

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 16:57:17 2020 No.14294414 >>14293591 Holy mother of God

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:06:02 2020 No.14294455 >>14293472 why do jack video look so distinctive? there's a world of shit cooks out there, but jack stands alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:07:44 2020 No.14294466 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294455 Filming style and raw indifference to his inability to cook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:09:22 2020 No.14294476 >>14294336 >pimentón Literally sweet paprika

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:10:23 2020 No.14294478 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, M&S.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294466 Also I think his videos generally have higher color saturation, stuff just seems less grim. Maybe he just has a well lit kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:10:25 2020 No.14294479 >>14294466 I figure this has got to be pretty good. At least I would certainly like it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:15:17 2020 No.14294497 I don't watch Jack's channel. Are all his videos bad, or are the webms here just the highlights (lowlights)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:16:59 2020 No.14294502 >>14294336 >netherlands is there something in the water or

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:21:04 2020 No.14294513 >>14293700 this is bar none the most pretentious thing I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:23:36 2020 No.14294526 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, Eat Off The Table You Fucking Animals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294513 oh come off it, the fucking Fat Duck menu map is more pretentious than that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:25:28 2020 No.14294535 >>14294095 It's a pretty old tradition, other knives are for specialists, cleavers are the utilitarian tool. Most households could only afford a cleaver and the Chinese got very good at making them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:27:34 2020 No.14294542 >>14294050 not for long

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:32:37 2020 No.14294553 >>14294513 WELL I AM IMAGINING

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:40:14 2020 No.14294581 >>14294050 This is where the genetics is stored

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:41:38 2020 No.14294586 >>14293665 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8&t=2m05s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:50:34 2020 No.14294612 >>14293623 Fucking Overkill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 17:53:24 2020 No.14294624 >>14292904 Imagine not only the smell, but the girth and length

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:00:21 2020 No.14294649 >>14293136 Is that ketchup or some asian pepper sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:02:02 2020 No.14294657 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, Defeated By Potato.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293535 i have a 4gb folder full of /jack/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:03:17 2020 No.14294661 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon Chicken Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294649 Ketchup and some sort of simple syrup. It's awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:03:49 2020 No.14294662 >>14293589 Story time!

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:03:59 2020 No.14294664
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>>14293591
Mods actually deleted an animal eating another animal?
On a board where we have large threads about butchery?

>>14294315
Cry more about it.

>>14294502
Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:06:20 2020 No.14294679 >>14294664 >forbidden sips.webm Is this dude actually drinking liquid mercury?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:07:55 2020 No.14294686 File: 2.86 MB, 1280x720, splash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294679 I assume it's one of those things where it's harmless unless it's in the form of a salt or vapor or whatever so you can drink it when it's pure. I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:08:36 2020 No.14294689 >>14294679 >Is this dude actually drinking liquid mercury? I think he just sniffed it, still pretty stupid. Maybe he dipped his tongue too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:13:04 2020 No.14294705 >>14293472 why is this guy so afraid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:14:01 2020 No.14294711 >>14293623 One peices would kill any normal person.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:15:30 2020 No.14294718 File: 2.91 MB, 250x250, Tres Leches Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294664 >Most of the country if it weren't for the dikes. lol'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:16:09 2020 No.14294721 File: 2.87 MB, 250x250, Dumplings As Made By Yidi Li.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294122 It's meat in pastry, it's hard to go wrong with dumplings.

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:17:20 2020 No.14294725

>>14293623
I have seen alot of dumb cooking shit in my day... /ck/ since 2009... That has to be the dumbest fucking thing, waste of time bullshittery I have seen. Baked chicken breast overcooked dry as fuck tasteless shit covered in bbq sauce is the "reward" you get for taking a bite. Say a slice of pizza served with a side of "pulled" chicken thighs which were just salted and baked low then coated in vin based bbq sauce would be fine.. like other guy said.. Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:17:56 2020 No.14294726 File: 362 KB, 2048x1536, 1362219628481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293048 i know your family left you early but all 60+ overweight white women look like this you mong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:18:04 2020 No.14294727 >>14293680 It was healthy until the cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:20:53 2020 No.14294745 >>14294649 ketchup and corn syrup .

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:23:05 2020 No.14294755 >>14293677 Mmm cartalige and fat and grizzle... MMMM. Also half wrapped in foil with hole at bottom would be dry as all hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:25:53 2020 No.14294770 >>14293690 "That will be 800 dollars sir."

Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:32:23 2020 No.14294803

>>14293797
Soy sauce takes years to make if you made from scratch... it is not simple... Kikoman is garbage. Just go to local asian store and get anything labled like gold or whatnot. I bought some small batch farmers market soy sauce in Korea one year and it was kinda off tasting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:33:45 2020 No.14294806 >>14293690 >"edible" flowers Every fucking time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:34:16 2020 No.14294811 >>14293578 imagine getting pink eye as an adult. the hell was he playing in a sandbox for

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:40:00 2020 No.14294836 >>14293964 >this is art fucking retards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:42:12 2020 No.14294849 >>14294018 oh wow, great experiment

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:49:15 2020 No.14294877 >>14294849 It's not an experiment. It's just entertainment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 18:58:09 2020 No.14294905 >>14293677 What's the point of the caramelized onions? The ribs are already sweet. Some sauerkraut or even raw onions would be better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:10:03 2020 No.14294940 >>14294497 every single one is horrible, you're missing out by not going straight to the source

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:19:25 2020 No.14294975 >>14293052 O B E S E B E S E

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:27:17 2020 No.14295006 >>14293019 you think the one without a beard gets shit from the other guys? like he's a pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:46:18 2020 No.14295096 >>14293019 >There's cancer in EVERY BITE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:51:07 2020 No.14295122 >>14293602 such as?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:51:50 2020 No.14295125 >>14294018 never underestimate the supidity of your average cum brained idiot. he's obviously fried his neurons from incessant masturbation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:52:10 2020 No.14295129 >>14293623 your title is mess up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 19:58:47 2020 No.14295167 >>14293677 >not making a large bun just for this from scratch if you are making something for a party (no one is gonna just make that without reason) then you should go the extra step. >>14293711 at 30 seconds in you can see them remove the bones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:11:45 2020 No.14295222 >>14293677 I got food poisoning trying to make this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:14:31 2020 No.14295232 >>14294664 the difference is that the animal eating the other is not cooking, butchery is a part of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:16:04 2020 No.14295237 >>14294686 based leidenfrost

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:18:40 2020 No.14295247 >>14294095 My mom got me one for Christmas this past year. It honestly is a great do it all knife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:21:34 2020 No.14295252 >>14293671 Thanks for the tumor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 20:21:35 2020 No.14295253 File: 2.40 MB, 640x360, nomnomnom.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:28:48 2020 No.14295534 >>14293729 Kikoman from WalMart and the soy sauce you get at Asian grocers are very different. Stuff like that have a very strong taste that can easily overpower everything else if you misuse it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:31:45 2020 No.14295550 >>14294095 Because there's not a lot of need for other kinds of knife if you are just cooking at home. Not like anyone is going to need to debone something on the regular

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:52:43 2020 No.14295638 >>14293698 Would unironically try all of that shit ngl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 21:57:42 2020 No.14295673 >>14293623 >simple pulled pork >posts chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:14:42 2020 No.14295762 File: 101 KB, 581x955, 1587767979718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293890 why would that matter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 23 22:48:44 2020 No.14295920 File: 2.88 MB, 1280x720, 1582656995538.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:26:41 2020 No.14296505 >>14293019 RIP Martha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:34:00 2020 No.14296526 >>14295253 at the late night double feature

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 01:56:03 2020 No.14296601 File: 75 KB, 800x600, 1592664315353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293594 that reminds me: any good batter recipes around?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:35:08 2020 No.14296679 >>14293671 i feel like everyone has this in their webm folder

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 02:49:56 2020 No.14296729 >>14293048 looks like james may

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:02:48 2020 No.14296770 >>14293603 wow. so the "scottish twist" is acting like a drunk asshole on camera? who else would eat this shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:04:45 2020 No.14296774 >>14294117 Knedle are traditionally made with plums but you can literally make them with any fruit and even chocolate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:05:41 2020 No.14296778 >>14293665 chicken gyro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 03:12:31 2020 No.14296799 File: 155 KB, 880x685, cute-hamsters-54__880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14292904 Disgusting. I hope the gook cunt gets raped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:05:06 2020 No.14297054 >>14293912 It's pretty bad to mix different cuts of meat together for food safety reasons. It also prevents traceability. It's a good tool very easily misused hence why the bans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:07:03 2020 No.14297061 I think these threads are usually made by the same faggot. Why dont you ever post anything new?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:33:05 2020 No.14297106 >>14292908 Not gonna lie I'd love to be one of the bit actors who help move the porn plot forward, don't even wanna fuck the chicks just act like a goober.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:38:33 2020 No.14297121 >>14293665 Is this Event Horizon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:38:47 2020 No.14297123 >>14296770 It's a meme in the UK that Scots are fat and eat deepfried food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 05:54:48 2020 No.14297148 >>14293019 god I hate these retards

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:08:33 2020 No.14297170 >>14293472 I thought it was pancake art then i realized its jack and his stroke arm

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:09:41 2020 No.14297174 >>14297121 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:36:52 2020 No.14297232 >>14293611 Mmmmm egg dicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:42:02 2020 No.14297243 >>14293664 How the fuck you going to stir it properly without shit going everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:43:29 2020 No.14297246 File: 492 KB, 640x640, fried crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:44:34 2020 No.14297251 File: 2.82 MB, 1024x576, has science gone too far.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:45:40 2020 No.14297255 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:46:44 2020 No.14297258 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, garbage cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:48:01 2020 No.14297260 File: 2.57 MB, 790x590, seasoned fritos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:49:08 2020 No.14297263 File: 2.93 MB, 394x398, 1592457434872.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:51:48 2020 No.14297270 File: 2.93 MB, 320x320, 1592463113872.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:52:52 2020 No.14297276 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, 1592811199519.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:53:57 2020 No.14297277 File: 2.95 MB, 404x720, 1592705186997.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:55:00 2020 No.14297281 File: 1.00 MB, 576x844, 1592483631696.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 06:58:31 2020 No.14297289 >>14293677 Needs mayo, gherkins and cheese melted on both sides of bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:03:05 2020 No.14297305 >>14293699 Heckin good sea doggo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:11:32 2020 No.14297324 >>14294018 Shit, that one egg started bleeding. RAiP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:34:50 2020 No.14297359 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Jack One hand challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:37:43 2020 No.14297366 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, American Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:43:22 2020 No.14297378 File: 2.93 MB, 480x480, American dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:43:41 2020 No.14297379 >>14293019 it's supposed to be an allegory to poz parties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:46:15 2020 No.14297384 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, American snack cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:55:21 2020 No.14297409 File: 2.27 MB, 480x360, ck party night.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297366 You're just embarrassing yourself at this point

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:58:01 2020 No.14297417 File: 2.84 MB, 960x540, Burger King Dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297384 grim

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 07:59:40 2020 No.14297419 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:10:54 2020 No.14297453 >>14293582 He eats the peel. In his perspective you always waste half the watermelon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:12:36 2020 No.14297459 >>14292904 damn bitches out here be eating with shovels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:14:41 2020 No.14297466 File: 2.92 MB, 300x300, Food Scraps You Didn’t Know You Could Eat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297453 no longer

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:18:25 2020 No.14297473

>>14293664
Everything's wrong about it, from the barely cooked onions to using beans in a heavily sugary sauce and adding some more TWO TIMES, to the pot being topped to the brim.
There is nothing to save, it's all shite. The people doing this unplugged their brains and since you don't see an issue I guess you did too. Sort yourself out anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:20:52 2020 No.14297483 >>14297466 my instructor literally told me about the egg shell thing today, like 6 hours ago simulation is glitching again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:22:13 2020 No.14297489 File: 209 KB, 880x738, 14 000 chapters worldwide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293645 >>14293019 GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:25:32 2020 No.14297498 >>14293698 what a cute woman!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:26:44 2020 No.14297504 >>14293136 I can't imagine how amazed Asians will be when they discover crackers and bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:37:32 2020 No.14297531 >>14293617 I sense all that added nothing to the taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:41:44 2020 No.14297541 >>14297170 that was before the stroke

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:42:02 2020 No.14297542 >>14297366 >american cooking >channel it's from is called pures leben

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:42:16 2020 No.14297543 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:43:48 2020 No.14297551 >>14293751 I recognize that double chin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:48:44 2020 No.14297559 >>14293764 looks like chicken covered in flour mixed with several tubes of tomato paste and possibly some pasta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:49:18 2020 No.14297562 >>14293596 cringe. what a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 08:58:48 2020 No.14297585 I always expects these webm to turn to deep fried atrocities 30s before the end >>14297246 this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:05:27 2020 No.14297597 File: 35 KB, 615x409, 0_chipsmain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14294336 >UK >Uses french fires instead of chips

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:09:34 2020 No.14297605 >>14297466 This just proves to me how shit salad is when you can get away with putting fucking peel in it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:13:07 2020 No.14297623 >>14297366 Imagine commiting to eating 8,000 calories a day then eating that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:33:16 2020 No.14297673 >>14293729 Not if you're pleb with a shitty palette

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 09:36:32 2020 No.14297680 >>14297623 That's a traditional German dish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:08:16 2020 No.14297747 File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, Energy Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:21:28 2020 No.14297786 >>14294114 "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." ~A friendly reminder to EAT ALL THE EGGS~

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:30:19 2020 No.14297815 the /ck/ webms in /wsg/ are far superior. I dont understand why they dont just allow sound webms on every board

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:31:01 2020 No.14297818 >>14297815 because they're fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 10:32:51 2020 No.14297822 >>14297815 muh bandorittu, to eksupensivo, much aporagy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:07:40 2020 No.14297910 >>14294526 How does all the dots they pour turn square?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:08:18 2020 No.14297912 File: 2.93 MB, 400x224, Where We're Going We Won't Need Plates_no audio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297910 indents in the table.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:09:52 2020 No.14297915 >>14295222 How?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:16:03 2020 No.14297933 >>14297366 Do Hamburgians Really

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:24:12 2020 No.14297965

>>14297912
>>14294526
You know this would be super fun to try if it wasn't so fucking expensive trying to jerk itself off for being so expensive/classy/artsy
Its the restaurant version of that art project of the statue of the guy jerking himself off into his mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:26:12 2020 No.14297975 >>14297965 You sound poor. Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:26:25 2020 No.14297976 File: 20 KB, 475x285, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297965 >this would be super fun to try >t. pic related

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:27:23 2020 No.14297981

>>14297975
>Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much?
fucking lol, I'd rather spend that $200 literally anywhere else
"talking for years to come" sounds like "we'll pay you in exposure", what, I'll say "hey I ate off a table once, it cost me $200"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:30:47 2020 No.14297991 >>14297975 >Is $200 for an experience you'll talk about for years too much? A poofter sprinkling fairy dust on a table is not that memorable. I've seen street dogs more memorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:33:42 2020 No.14298004 File: 951 KB, 181x180, 1592768595529.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293611 now this is my type of product

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:34:43 2020 No.14298007 >>14293698 I've been here. It's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:34:50 2020 No.14298008 >>14297975 Did you wear an ill-fitting full suit to class in high school because you thought it meant you "dressed well" Because that's what you sound like

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:36:34 2020 No.14298016 >>14293617 I thought that was an infrared war video because of the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:37:01 2020 No.14298017 >>14293019 Trailer park white trash fags who think they're Lynyrd Skynyrd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:39:32 2020 No.14298024 >>14293623 fucking based. im gonna make this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:47:16 2020 No.14298058 >>14293623 IT JUST KEEPS COMING I'm going to make this. I need to figure out the calories per piece, It must be over 2k

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 11:47:37 2020 No.14298060

>>14297981
>>14297991
Enjoy your kraft dinners lol

>>14298008
Weird, because to me it sounds like you're projecting.

Note: I don't have personal interest in high concept food but I don't sit around and cry about it existing like a couple of stereotypical old farts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:05:02 2020 No.14298129 >>14298060 >but I don't sit around and cry but anon, that's exactly what you're doing now projecting much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:16:30 2020 No.14298184 >>14298017 please be a nigger somewhere else. you people have 99% of the internet as your ballpit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:19:08 2020 No.14298199 >>14293623 Is there some genre of cooking videos that should stop at the 3rd step out of 20?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:22:24 2020 No.14298220 >>14294905 Some coleslaw and pickles would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:24:34 2020 No.14298230 >>14294095 Chinese chef's knives aren't meat cleavers. They look like them, but they're a lot thinner and sharper. You'd ruin them trying to chop bones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:27:59 2020 No.14298248 >>14298184 have sex white boi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:49:12 2020 No.14298333 >>14294336 those Bratkartoffeln look dry as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:49:30 2020 No.14298335 File: 1.79 MB, 690x388, Knife Skill on Balloon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293685 As what you will about the donkey meat and gutter oil, the knife skill videos are pretty neat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:51:36 2020 No.14298344 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, Crab Chopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14297585 Then this is crab hell

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:51:53 2020 No.14298345 >>14298335 This is the stupidest, most pretentious thing I have ever seen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:56:30 2020 No.14298363 >>14293690 here's your pretend beetroot and floral goo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 12:56:56 2020 No.14298365 >>14298345 There's also a 99% chance it's staged.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:04:29 2020 No.14298398 >>14298004 Kek, beat me to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:06:25 2020 No.14298407 >>14293617 All that just to make an omelet, and putting it on a stick for some reason? The japanese really are autistic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:13:55 2020 No.14298428 >>14294526 i just have a feeling that whoever came up with this idea is a huge piece of shit. like if you met the guy you'd probably be taken aback by how much of a huge faggot he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:14:56 2020 No.14298432 >>14295920 >local edgelord cook

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:15:28 2020 No.14298433 >>14298344 No. This is crab hell >>>3522979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:16:30 2020 No.14298439 >>14298433 Whoops >>/wsg/3522979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:17:19 2020 No.14298446 >>>/wsg/3522979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:17:31 2020 No.14298448 >>14298439 God dammit I'm retarded >>>/wsg/3522979

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:18:32 2020 No.14298451 >>14298446 Thank you. Managed to figure it out eventually

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:19:02 2020 No.14298453 >>14298446 >>14298448 I was expecting the underwater pipe gif.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:21:21 2020 No.14298458 >>14298184 >I can be racist but you can't call someone trailer trash So. FRAGILE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:23:18 2020 No.14298467 >>14298453 This one? >>>/wsg/3522985

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:36:07 2020 No.14298506 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Breakfast_Muffin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 13:41:09 2020 No.14298520 File: 2.66 MB, 640x360, Spag_and_Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] かかかかわいい

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:15:04 2020 No.14298648 >>14294526 It was pretty before they broke those large brown things on top of the table/plate

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:41:24 2020 No.14298756 >>14297747 I'd toss in some tart dried cherries for flavor but those are probably pretty good, reminds me of no bake cookies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:42:25 2020 No.14298761 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Ultimate_Mac_n_Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmmm, bacon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:45:02 2020 No.14298769 >>14298458 how about I don't call you a faggot nigger and you don't call people trailer trash? everyone treats people with a little fucking respect once in a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 14:46:14 2020 No.14298777 File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, beef_and_brocoli_stir_fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:08:29 2020 No.14298869 >>14293596 alright, i laughed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:15:13 2020 No.14298906 File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Marthas_Mac_Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:20:29 2020 No.14298930 File: 2.36 MB, 640x360, 398757750257025.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:23:56 2020 No.14298942 >>14293690 people like this should just take up painting instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:25:12 2020 No.14298950 >>14298520 this is so stupid....just why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 15:25:48 2020 No.14298955 >>14293611 https://youtu.be/ydwaz2oPWY0

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:23:51 2020 No.14299248 >>14297366 >american cooking >labels are in German >it's topped with Topkuss

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:36:51 2020 No.14299301 >>14298520 >>14298950 I thnk it looks pretty good desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:38:52 2020 No.14299312 >>14296770 get the fuck outta here with your scot-price bullshit ya cunt all they do is deep fry everything and drink irn-bru

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:50:18 2020 No.14299368 >>14294336 >kenya >literally bombay potatoes You don't have to include black people in everything, buzzfeed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:53:54 2020 No.14299386 File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, What Do Wakandans Eat by Nnedi Okorafor.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299368 Eastern Africa and India share a culinary style

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 16:56:43 2020 No.14299393 >>14297255 >20 pebbles says i can get this white guy to eat sand >No one would be that stupid

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:07:41 2020 No.14299431 >>14298520 What a waste of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:12:47 2020 No.14299449 >>14297747 Gonna try those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:14:15 2020 No.14299455 >>14299449 Make them bitesize instead of the size he did

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:14:59 2020 No.14299459 >>14298506 There's no way this is better than just cooking the muffin and eggs separately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:15:11 2020 No.14299460 >>14297542 Actually that's the name of the show

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:16:55 2020 No.14299464 >>14293596 >>14297562 How To Basic is unironically Australia's richest Youtuber and in top 10 channels of all time. Dude's doing pretty well considering he's been just throwing eggs at shit for 10 years now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:18:42 2020 No.14299469 >>14293136 I promise never to insult british "food" after this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:19:54 2020 No.14299476 File: 2.92 MB, 300x300, Brit Cake and Cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299469 Lets not overreact lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:24:32 2020 No.14299504 >>14294679 could be gallium or whatever it's called, it's also liquid at room temperature, like 30 degrees c or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:31:24 2020 No.14299525 >>14293698 I don't get this avocado shit. I've tried it before and it just tastes like butter.

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:32:45 2020 No.14299531
File: 2.84 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14299525
It's butter that grows on trees, that's it. It was touted as a superfood and before you knew it hipsters had usurped it as their principal meme food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:33:21 2020 No.14299537 File: 2.88 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299531

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:34:00 2020 No.14299540 File: 2.88 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (3).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299537

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:37:04 2020 No.14299547 File: 34 KB, 604x428, 76d19b145229ff45f55c71471b73ba5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299531 >>14299537 >>14299540

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:42:55 2020 No.14299568 >>14297504 lost

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:44:30 2020 No.14299576 >>14294336 kraut food seems wholesome but always like it's missing something imo. Especially when they fry things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:50:59 2020 No.14299589 >>14298520 fucking nasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:53:23 2020 No.14299599 >>14299531 >>14299537 >>14299540 but why always on toast? toast is garbage and provides not nutritional benefit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 17:54:15 2020 No.14299601 >>14299393 You're right, Africans only eat mud as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:01:52 2020 No.14299621 File: 173 KB, 90x90, tenor (5).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299393 Only ever seen blacks and browns with geophagia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:09:15 2020 No.14299640 >>14299599 Do you only eat white bread or something toastlet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:25:16 2020 No.14299684 >>14293049 >"WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT YOU DONT HAVE TO HOLD IT"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 18:30:58 2020 No.14299704 File: 127 KB, 600x423, oo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14293623

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:10:35 2020 No.14299891 >>14299386 >share >webm about a made up successful african country because they have none I do pity them a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:13:28 2020 No.14299905 File: 265 KB, 474x540, 1593023790204.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14299891

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:15:21 2020 No.14299913 >>14299905 Go read your comic books nerd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:30:00 2020 No.14299993 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1580110647864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:56:04 2020 No.14300402 File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, 1593025665332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:57:08 2020 No.14300407 File: 1.98 MB, 960x540, 1593021084002.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:08:05 2020 No.14300458 >>14296778 nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:10:55 2020 No.14300468 >>14294114 I would love to separate all those eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:30:10 2020 No.14300803 >>14296505 lol

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